FanPost

Job Opening

I came across this job posting on the Battle of Ontario site. I think maybe we should get our resumes ready. The qualifications don't seem so tough to meet.

  • Great golf skills (will be tested before hired)
  • Ability to identify and aquire lazy overpaid defenceman
  • Has an eye for 'HotCold' goalies
  • Able to convince players on roster to join ownership group for golf
  • Can transfer draft picks for overpiad aging veterans
  • Can say 'yes' whenever ownership group or NHL commisioner demands
  • Can look the media in the eye and say 'Yes the Leafs are a really good team'.
  • Prefer someone who has some NHL experinece. Fantasy leagues or a proven track record betting will be considered.
  • Attract other acts (Bands, shows etc) to perform at ACC during non-hockey season (mid April - Sept)

This is a term contract for 3 years. After which it will likely not be renewed. You will be expected to take the blame for anything the ownership, coachs or players do or don't do whether responsible or not.

PensionPlanPuppets.com is a fan community that allows members to post their own thoughts and opinions on the Toronto Maple Leafs and hockey in general. These views and thoughts may not be shared by the editor of PensionPlanPuppets.com.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Pension Plan Puppets

You must be a member of Pension Plan Puppets to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pension Plan Puppets. You should read them.

Join Pension Plan Puppets

You must be a member of Pension Plan Puppets to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pension Plan Puppets. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9355_tracker