FTB - ALL ABOARD!
by PPP on Oct 10, 2008 11:30 AM EDT
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Thanks to The Pensblog for the image and possibly one of the greatest blogosphere pranks since the great Hockey-Reference Scheme of last season. Lots of action throughout the blogosphere as the league's most popular team gets back into real action. Let's get right into the action:
- The return of Ninja? I hope so.
- Sorry Grapes, JFJ should have been crucified.
- If you took the under then you lost a tonne of money.
- I was having dinner at The Keg (happy birthday mom!) and almost broke my dad's rib elbowing him after Kulemin's goal.
- I agree with Repressed Optimism. The Leafs will not finish last. I'll expand later.
- Greener gets in a dig at Osgood but since it includes a reference to his smoking hot crush it's borderline acceptable. It must be weird to watch hockey with the sun out.
- Eyebeleaf has one word for you: Victory. The other word he has for you: PLAYOFFS!
- So much for power rankings. Eat it everyone that hates the Leafs!
- Great, the crayon meme is spreading. Pittyman responds well as any real Leaf fan knows that you write your parade in pencil in case you have to re-route it due to the endless construction. (Judge's ruling: that was a construction joke so it's allowed but clean it up).
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Swagger right? Check.
Game’s tight? Check.
And they gon’ r-e-s-p-e-c-t me.
Holla.
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The Leafs just got tossed into jail, walked up to the biggest SOB and punched him right in the face.
They can sleep tight for at least a few days.
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They can sleep tight after they gang rape Montreal on Saturday night.
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owie
“when you got to prison, don;t drop the soap…”
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
When?
It’s not my end goal (pardon the pun)
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
by blurr1974 on Oct 10, 2008 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
We’re going to make Montreal hold on to our pockets.
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play
offs
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Sooo, that was a very enjoyable game we watched.
He Score, He Shoot! Soon to Be Announced As the New Leafs GM
Make ’em say unnnnnnnnh
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na na na naaaaaaa
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Who dis?
Dis P.
If this P, let me hear ya say uhhhhhhh
Uh uh uhhhhh
This ain’t no motherfuckin P.
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Berger is hilarious
But, there they were, on the back-side of Joe Louis Arena… Toronto rooters pouring onto Jefferson Avenue in unfettered euphoria, oblivious to the rather lame taunts of "42 years!… 42 years!" from the losing patrons on this night.
Yeah Howard, you are lame. The lack of self-knowledge is staggering here.
the Cox Bloc signal is going to break from overuse. There’s just too much material!
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Need to replace with a compact flourescent! Those things last for years.. Don’t let Cox near it though, the mercury will make him even more insane.
by LeafFanInVan on Oct 10, 2008 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ummmm
How fucking thick do you have to be to go from writing articles about 1967 before you turn around and call those same taunts lame?
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I caught that as well… made a post about it.
Stupid Berger
by RepressedOptimism on Oct 10, 2008 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
A great day gets better
alfredsson is having surgery
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2008/10/10/alfredsson-senators.html
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Lets hope
they blotch it
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Give him Kanye West’s mom’s face lift..
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lemme know if ths works
scroll down to Frank’s not in the Band anymore
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
dayum
you are on a politically incorrect roll today.
Don’t ever change.
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I take it the Darcy Tucker Fan Club has faded from your memory?
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its just nice to see you back on form is all
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The preseason is over and I’m here to spit the hot fire.
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spitting the hot fire
like Dylan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K37e8XiRLK0
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Name the five best rappers alive
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
and Dylan
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Bad Decision #3,214
Why on earth would JFJ attend last night’s Leaf game?
Is Sharks’ management that masochistic or is this just further evidence of his colossal lack of judgment?
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A little bit of both
I’m sure someone will write about it in a book someday
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
He missed being in a box at the ACC with a cup o timmy’s terrible coffee (blasphemy?), scowling away.
Dude had a weird box-scowl.
by LeafFanInVan on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I am JFJ's Total Lack of Awareness...
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seriously
what an odd, odd move. he’s probably like everyone else out there, figuring the leafs would lose. but, even then, it still doesn’t make sense.
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Actually
Its sorta like he got dumped by the Leafs and can’t get over the break up so he drives by their house every so often to check up on them in a creepy-stalker-like type of way.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
It's true
“I’m a stalker and I approve this message.” – JFJ
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
by blurr1974 on Oct 10, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I have
this horrifying image in my head of JFJ browsing through the photos on Kubina’s Facebook page
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
It was probably
Tlusty’s. JFJ be trolling for underage penis.
by RepressedOptimism on Oct 10, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I may hate JFJ more than anyone, but there’s a sentence I never thought I’d read.
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Haha! I love how message boards progress like this.
It’s possible I managed to cross the imaginary line.
by RepressedOptimism on Oct 10, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Delusional is as delusional does
It’s reminiscent of JFJ going on TSN’s panel for trade deadline day last year. His ability to make odd decisions really knows no bounds.
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Oops, strange threading...
…the “it’s” in my post above refers to JFJ showing up at the Joe last night. I’ll figure this commenting thing out sooner or later.
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Yeah
Where he had MIKE MILBURY! MAD FREAKING MIKE! Making fun of him.
I bet the prozac prescription got doubled after that.
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