FTB - ALL ABOARD! - Pension Plan Puppets

FTB - ALL ABOARD!

by PPP on Oct 10, 2008 11:30 AM EDT Comment 44 comments

Thanks to The Pensblog for the image and possibly one of the greatest blogosphere pranks since the great Hockey-Reference Scheme of last season. Lots of action throughout the blogosphere as the league's most popular team gets back into real action. Let's get right into the action:

The return of Ninja? I hope so.
Sorry Grapes, JFJ should have been crucified.
If you took the under then you lost a tonne of money.
I was having dinner at The Keg (happy birthday mom!) and almost broke my dad's rib elbowing him after Kulemin's goal.
I agree with Repressed Optimism. The Leafs will not finish last. I'll expand later.
Greener gets in a dig at Osgood but since it includes a reference to his smoking hot crush it's borderline acceptable. It must be weird to watch hockey with the sun out.
Eyebeleaf has one word for you: Victory. The other word he has for you: PLAYOFFS!
So much for power rankings. Eat it everyone that hates the Leafs!
Great, the crayon meme is spreading. Pittyman responds well as any real Leaf fan knows that you write your parade in pencil in case you have to re-route it due to the endless construction. (Judge's ruling: that was a construction joke so it's allowed but clean it up).

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Swagger right? Check.
Game’s tight? Check.
And they gon’ r-e-s-p-e-c-t me.

Holla.

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The Leafs just got tossed into jail, walked up to the biggest SOB and punched him right in the face.

They can sleep tight for at least a few days.

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by PPP on Oct 10, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

They can sleep tight after they gang rape Montreal on Saturday night.

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

owie

“when you got to prison, don;t drop the soap…”

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 10, 2008 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

When?

It’s not my end goal (pardon the pun)

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 10, 2008 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We’re going to make Montreal hold on to our pockets.

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

play

offs

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by eyebleaf on Oct 10, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sooo, that was a very enjoyable game we watched.

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by Greener on Oct 10, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Make ’em say unnnnnnnnh

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

na na na naaaaaaa

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by eyebleaf on Oct 10, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who dis?

Dis P.

If this P, let me hear ya say uhhhhhhh

Uh uh uhhhhh

This ain’t no motherfuckin P.

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

quite.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 10, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Berger is hilarious

But, there they were, on the back-side of Joe Louis Arena… Toronto rooters pouring onto Jefferson Avenue in unfettered euphoria, oblivious to the rather lame taunts of "42 years!… 42 years!" from the losing patrons on this night.

Yeah Howard, you are lame. The lack of self-knowledge is staggering here.

by Godd Till on Oct 10, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

the Cox Bloc signal is going to break from overuse. There’s just too much material!

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by eyebleaf on Oct 10, 2008 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Need to replace with a compact flourescent! Those things last for years.. Don’t let Cox near it though, the mercury will make him even more insane.

by LeafFanInVan on Oct 10, 2008 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ummmm

How fucking thick do you have to be to go from writing articles about 1967 before you turn around and call those same taunts lame?

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by PPP on Oct 10, 2008 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I caught that as well… made a post about it.

Stupid Berger

by RepressedOptimism on Oct 10, 2008 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A great day gets better

alfredsson is having surgery

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2008/10/10/alfredsson-senators.html

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by eyebleaf on Oct 10, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lets hope

they blotch it

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 10, 2008 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Accidentally give him the boob job?

by LeafFanInVan on Oct 10, 2008 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Give him Kanye West’s mom’s face lift..

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lemme know if ths works

scroll down to Frank’s not in the Band anymore

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 10, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice

by Mirinov's Nose on Oct 10, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dayum

you are on a politically incorrect roll today.

Don’t ever change.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I take it the Darcy Tucker Fan Club has faded from your memory?

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

its just nice to see you back on form is all

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The preseason is over and I’m here to spit the hot fire.

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

spitting the hot fire

like Dylan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K37e8XiRLK0

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by eyebleaf on Oct 10, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Name the five best rappers alive

Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
and Dylan

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by Chemmy on Oct 10, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bad Decision #3,214

Why on earth would JFJ attend last night’s Leaf game?

Is Sharks’ management that masochistic or is this just further evidence of his colossal lack of judgment?

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by mf37 on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

A little bit of both

I’m sure someone will write about it in a book someday

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by Winkle on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He missed being in a box at the ACC with a cup o timmy’s terrible coffee (blasphemy?), scowling away.

Dude had a weird box-scowl.

by LeafFanInVan on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am JFJ's Total Lack of Awareness...

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by PPP on Oct 10, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

seriously

what an odd, odd move. he’s probably like everyone else out there, figuring the leafs would lose. but, even then, it still doesn’t make sense.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 10, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually

Its sorta like he got dumped by the Leafs and can’t get over the break up so he drives by their house every so often to check up on them in a creepy-stalker-like type of way.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 10, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs