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Leafs 4 v. Blue 5 (SO): Damn Ryan Hollweg

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Ryan Hollweg doesn't want to watch football during Thanksgiving on Sunday. He doesn't play with the little kids. Ryan picks off the bacon from the turkey before it gets carved. He is the guy that eats all of the turkey skin before anyone gets served. He then takes the last slice of pumpkin pie before polishing off the final beer. In short, he's the worst person alive. In a mere split second he was able to turn a promising and dominating performance by the Leafs into a dogfight. Thanks dumbass.

Star-divide

The first period was the kind of period that Leafs' management hopes will be a regular feature of the franchise going forward. The St. Louis Blues were harrassed at every turn resulting in a number of turnover. Two of them found their way into the back of the net courtesy of Nikolai "Calder" Kulemin and The Poni Express. At the intermission everyone was aglow with the day off's first couple of beers and the feeling that these Leafers had rebounded from Saturday very well.

Sure, a turnover led to the Blues' getting on the board but that was just a momentary blip. You are allowed those when you work so hard to build up a three goal lead. Of course, that cushion can disappear as quickly as it takes a guy to realize that he'd rather hit a guy in the numbers than peel away as your team is on a breakaway.

Everyone in the building and watching the game on tv or online just knew that the Blues were going to get at least one. Well, we were half right. They potted two and the phone call came from Cynical Friend: This will trigger the collapse.

However, the Leafs' kept it together. Too often last year a break like that one would have led to an absolute blitzing. Hell, Saturday night the Leafs couldn't stop the bleeding after a couple of quick goals. So in that sense it was a bit of a step forward that the Leafs were able to regain the lead (although they blew it) and get into overtime. Naturally once it was a shootout all of Toskala's awesomeness magically disappeared and Brad Boyes potted the winner.

All in all, it was a good building block for the team and a deserved point. Not to mention the good news that Hollweg is gone for at least three games.

The game was largely overshadowed, at least in the game thread, by the news that Alexander Cherepanov died tragically during a KHL game, Thoughts and prayers go out to the player's family as we get the ultimate reminder that the purpose of today is to remember all of the reasons for which we give thanks among those our family and good health.

Thanks to everyone that stopped by during the game as we got up to 600 comments. DarrylKeeping and Chemmy also had boffo days in Pick SPG. They probably cheated.

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Poll
What would you do with Ryan Hollweg?
Read him the riot act and harness his energy and 'physicality'
3 votes
See if a stint with the Marlies teaches him a lesson
16 votes
Try to get a fifth rounder from some sucker for him
31 votes
Authorize a Code Red
20 votes

70 votes | Poll has closed

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You want the truth?

Hollweg can’t handle the truth!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 13, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You weep for Hollweg and you curse Ron Wilson. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Hollweg’s demotion, while tragic, probably saved lives.

Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die.

by Down Goes Brown on Oct 13, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'Wegg

He was supposed to be a cheaper and younger version of Tucker. That was the sales job management tried to give us as I recall. So far, the only thing I’ve seen remotley Tucker-esque is that he shoots left handed…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 13, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And his hair is messy!

Worst move by Fletcher but that’s saying something good right?

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by PPP on Oct 13, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side, the Leafs aren’t paying his salary during suspensions, he’s not taking ice time away from more talented players, and there is always the Panthers to take him off our hands.

by Pseudonym on Oct 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tucker-esque

will he grow great facial hair and give us Jack Nicholson eyes? Probably not.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Facial Hair...

Is a distinct possibility. As far as Nicholson eyes, who knows, but I always thought Tucker’s eyes were more Manson-esque…

Also, been watching the highlights (because I’m a sadist and enjoy the punishment) and noticed that Van Ryn played pretty good. It’s one game, but I’m willing to give him a fair shake rather than write him off as trade bait.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Useless

Bring up a player who isn’t a complete idiot. Hollwegg will never develop into anything other than a grade-A moron.

I was on the fence about him before, but the team does not need him. Move on.

by LeafFanInVan on Oct 13, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade him to Ottawa :)

www.sportzchat.com

by Linix129 on Oct 13, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

their douchebag quotent is already full with neil

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 13, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a Bobby Clarke kind of guy. Philly should be all over him.

Leafs, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Oct 14, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this was last years team

tomorrow Hollweg would announce that he’s got cancer and I’d feel badly about hating his stinking guts.

by Mirinov's Nose on Oct 13, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"authorize code red"

as in the Mountain Dew product? I love that stuff—it’s delicious!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

have you tried

the code red energy drink?\
It is delicious AND it gets you more hyper than a ferret on after a pot of coffee (thats pretty damned hyper)

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the Health Conscious

Try the sugar free, only 20 calories, all the crack-induced energy!

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 13, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

It goes great with booze, and oxycontine

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 13, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

code red

Can you get it in Canada? I have yet to see it (although I have seen the cherry flavored AMP that out there.)

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get my energy drink fix at a local health food store that does all sorts of odd importing so i dont know if its a cross canada deal

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, floridaLEAF’s reign at the top of the SPG contest has come to an end.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe for a day...

But it is still early and at least I didn’t pick WNH for goals in all periods like you did. That’s like wishing the Buds would lose. Bad, bad Chemmy.

by floridaLEAF on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ive missed the last two games, this week, im dropping the hammer

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wellwood

I’ve been roused from my summer slumber by Kyle Wellwood’s Canuck debut. Anyone see him get demolished by Ovechkin? Looked like he wanted to crawl back to the sofa with a box of Ho-Hos.

by clark4calder on Oct 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Loved it

He couldn’t bail out soon enough when he saw the OvieTrain coming.

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by PPP on Oct 14, 2008 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did not see this game

But I take it that Hollweg was less then spectacular?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 14, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh no

He was spectacular…in his stupidity. He got kicked out of the game in the second for another dirty hit from behind.

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by PPP on Oct 14, 2008 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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