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Link to Discovery commercial on YouTubers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 22, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

This is a gift from the baby jesus. I love ittttt. I even sang it!

This also freaks me out because like two months ago I was going to do my own video version for the Chiefs. But I was too lazy to figure out video editing.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Oct 22, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions

ya know

the bacon thing works, what with the old “hogtown” nickname…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Uhm hogtown what?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Oct 22, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions

hogtown that

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions

Does not apply to Spokane.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Oct 22, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions

thats what she said!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 22, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions

Bacon ya da. bacon yada

THANK YOU (and blurr1974)

Between this and the bacon war, my day went from crap to INCREDIBLY AWESOME!

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by loser domi on Oct 22, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions

I was

Going to go with “Boom De Ya Da” as in Discovery’s version but then this whole bacon war took over and it just worked on so many levels

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 22, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions

thank you

as the ancient chinese secret says, bacon makes everything better…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions

and oh yeah

REC this, you hosers

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by loser domi on Oct 22, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

this is beautiful

it’s already stuck in my head. i’ll have to try and record it and post an mp3 for y’all…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

In an unintentional stroke of brilliance

I left out the “E” in “stalker” in Tlusty’s NFSW box.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 22, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions

A+ Winkle. A+.

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by Chemmy on Oct 22, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions

Oh and where can I get the template?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Oct 22, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions

Original XKCD Comic

http://www.xkcd.com/442/

I simply downloaded and copied and pasted my own stuff into each of those little boxes.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 22, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Now

If blurr records the song who can edit the video together?

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by PPP on Oct 22, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

no if's

already have a classically trained guy with perfect pitch transcribing the music for me, mainly cuz when i was younger, i had a nasty habit of cranking up to 11…

anywho, ya, probably have it recorded by saturday. (the joys of having your own home studio and an understanding wife)

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions

:O

Wow. That’s awesome. So who here has an understanding spouse and a home video editing program?

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by PPP on Oct 22, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions

if there are no takers, i can handle that piece as well…but probably not as well as someone who’s done it before.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions

I think I know someone that can do it :)

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by PPP on Oct 22, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Make sure it has star wipes

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by Chemmy on Oct 22, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Are there any other kind of wipes?

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by PPP on Oct 22, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Baby wipes.

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by Chemmy on Oct 22, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions

i’ll email you the mp3 when it’s done.

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by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

Perfect!

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by PPP on Oct 22, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions

We should do a version

featuring the vocal stylings of the entire Barilkosphere. It can be our “We Are The World.”

by Godd Till on Oct 22, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions

hahaha can anyone carry a tune? I know I would struggle…

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by PPP on Oct 22, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions

"BUT TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S OTTAWA

INSTEAD OF UUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS………….."

by Godd Till on Oct 22, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions

I could totally do it!

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by loser domi on Oct 22, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions

This is awesome

I never imaged there would be such an effort made into turning this into an actual video

Although I suggest some minor edits to the lyrics so they fit better… some of them are a mouthful

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 23, 2008 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions

yes, while I love the line “I love Tlusty’s not safe for work” it’s kinda awkward rhythmically

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by loser domi on Oct 23, 2008 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions

If you

Or anyone has better suggestions, go for it!

I came up with most of these the other day while being stuck in traffic on my commute home. And then I whipped that up during my lunch hour, mostly a rush job and didn’t have much time to think about it.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 23, 2008 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions

You can

rather than saying “not safe for work” go the ‘NSFW’ route and kind of do a staccato’d slow down if the lettering much like the “5 golden rings” in the 12 days of x-mas

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Oct 23, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions

ya

i’m thinking just saying “not safe for work” and a pic of tlusty should tell the whole story…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 23, 2008 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions

There were other pictures of him with clothing on, ya know…

or we put a strategically placed slice of bacon in…

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by loser domi on Oct 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions

haha

gold

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 23, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions

difficult, but do-able…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 22, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions

Looks like

I picked the wronnnnng time to give up pork products.. I miss bacon..

by LeafFanInVan on Oct 22, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

amazing

if i can arrange it for a cappella you’ll all be the first to see it :P

by claudvandamn on Oct 22, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions

So you got my message? Can you work your magic?

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by PPP on Oct 22, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions

excellent

could use a few “thats what she said”s though

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 22, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions

that’s what she said!

Wow.. meta

by LeafFanInVan on Oct 22, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions

Top shelf.

by lordosis on Oct 22, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions

It would be remiss of me not to share this with you

by Mattblack on Oct 23, 2008 4:51 AM EDT reply actions

That’s the best one yet.

by general borschevsky on Oct 23, 2008 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions

OK, so I’m slow. I didn’t click the youtube link, couldn’t get the tune correct in my head and so the text didn’t work out. Last night, the tune occurs to me and this all clicks in.

Brilliant work.

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Oct 24, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions