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Wendel’s beautiful baby blues see right into my soul.

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 9:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Did h punch out all your blood?

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 10:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thankfully no. He did consider glueing my head to the floor, but saw my collection of Leafs jerseys and that I was wearing Leafs pajamas and decided that I was probably following the path.

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And yes, I actually sleep in Leafs pajamas. :(

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

actual pajamas or a jersey? Jerseys are really nice to sleep in.

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and do your pajamas have little footies?

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hilarious FTB

Beauty!

I had a similar experience last night. My house is already in ruins. As I was trying to rebuild, The Omen walked by and said, “speed up the process, stupid!”

by general borschevsky on Oct 3, 2008 10:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

well played. that’s why you’re the General

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by eyebleaf on Oct 3, 2008 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let me guess

the house is 40 years old

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Top of the morning

to ya, fellow Leafs fans

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by eyebleaf on Oct 3, 2008 10:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

But only because Wendel skated into my house last night (did you know he can skate without ice?) and proceeded to punch out half my blood. Then told me he’d be back to punch out the rest I didn’t grow a pair and stop lurking.

by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

best french word ever

nice name

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks!

It’s a favourite of mine as well.

You can find most of what I think about stuff @ http://www.frenchforgrapefruit.com

by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

first french word I ever learned. My older sister was in high school french at the tie and we were watching this cartoon supposedly set in France. One of the characters referred to another as “pamlemousse” and the sister starts laughing. I asked what was so fnny and she says, “He just called his rind a grapefruit”

This odd moment brought to you by Lose Domi and lack of sleep

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

PAPOUSSE

is the best french word ever- or it should be!

by the njbranch on Oct 4, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hooray it worked! In honor of this day I will make you your very own avatar for our site.

I took this picture of a grapefruit I cut open this morning. I’m not sure if I should eat it or not.

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1 Chemmy

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, I think that grapefruit is fine… it looks fortified with vitamin blue.

Unable to actually speak French since 1980.

by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can really taste the harsh chemicals!

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It tastes like burning!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thoughted that only happened

when you ated the purple berries?

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by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

purple is a fruit

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What the hell is grape? the drink is called purple.

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does that look like a condom to anyone else??

When I scroll down really fast it does…. try it.

by Karina on Oct 3, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice

Welcome to the site.

Chemmy already made you a gift!

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

(did you know he can skate without ice?)

Not only that, he can skate on any surface imaginable, even lava.

He can skate on liquid nitrogyn, tar from an Arabian oil pit, or even on a bowl of jello. Wendel also possesses the power-cosmic, so he can skate from solar system to solar system across the unverse and through time.

He also doesn’t actually need skates in order to skate, the bottom of his bare feet have razor sharp blades, but he wears skates due to his infinate humility and humble nature.

by general borschevsky on Oct 3, 2008 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wendel Doesn't Skate On Things

things glide under Wendel

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think it’s one of the first French words anyone learns, simply because it tends to stick.

So, like, do I have to do the whole “about me” thing, or will the fact that my dad is the guy who let’s everyone know that “Alarm Force is listed on the TSX” suffice?

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by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 11:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Did your dad also come up with the “call 1-800-267-2001 ALARRRRMFORCE!” jingle?

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wish!

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by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

actually you don't

As a result of last season there are some people here that would want to punch out his blood for getting that song burned into our brains.

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, he doesn’t really write the stuff, he just reads it cause he’s a voice-over guy.

Actually, he read that about two or so years ago and they’ve just reused it over and over again.

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by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s cool. Almost as cool as that avatar.

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have no beef with it, just to be clear. I just know Leaf Fan in Van hates the ad soooo much

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can do the “about me” or fill out your profile or remain secretive and mysterious.

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All we need to know

about you is this… do you dream of Raycroft when you sleep?

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by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

nah, just electric sheep.

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by Pamplemousse on Oct 3, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry I'm late...

I woke up this morning with half my blood punched out.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 3, 2008 11:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ok Lurkers

That’s one more of you basking in the glorious light of commenting. We don’t bite (well…).

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

We had other commenters

I remember folks like OMGWTFTML and exiledLeafsFan (or something like that) and other people. I think I scared them off or something :/. I didn’t even bite or anything…:(

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha

You didn’t scare them. It was Jared…

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok

I knew I was on good behavior for some reason…

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I take full responsibility. Next time I’ll wear pants.

No I won’t.

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

just remember

assless chaps aren’t technically pants

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I cant get those dirty

What will I wear to dinner?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

good point

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Note to self:

Scotchguard all seats before Jared arrives

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I said pants, not underwear.
I’m not a savage.

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nor a true Scotsman, apparently.

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by 1967ers on Oct 3, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Irish

Thank you very much.

By law all my underwears must have 4 leaf clovers on em.

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

or Guinness stuff

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually

Isn’t it also illegal for you to be sober?

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by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sober

Is just a space between passed out and not awake and drinking yet.

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just get some of those plastic cover things. they’ll work

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not scared of you guys

nor have I gone anywhere. I’m just a sparse poster. :)

by OMGWTFTML on Oct 3, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, that will do wonders for LD’s self-esteem. She was really worried!

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

wooooooooo!

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am home sick all day! I will make a humorous maple leafs picture for anyone who signs up today!

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Now if that don’t get commenters nothin’ will

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now that is a great deal! One day only!

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK, wait. I’ll go sign up again….

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by 1967ers on Oct 3, 2008 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damn....

I knew I should’ve waited a couple of days before I signed up.

by floridaLEAF on Oct 3, 2008 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think you might be able to convince Chemmy into making you one…

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

TADAAAAAA

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hilarious

by Likely on Oct 3, 2008 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what about me?

I only signed up this week…

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by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uhhhh, winkle winkle little star?

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice

Although I probably should’ve mentioned that my heart has always belonged to Tucker.

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by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aaaaaaand

Star wipe and we’re good

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chemmy,

+__ (one for each great P’shop you do today. You’ve earned it)

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Longtime lurker, first time commenter

Combine Wendel’s blood punching with the promise of no biting (unless I ask?) and I’ve finally decided to de-lurk. It has been said before, but this site makes my day and helps me deal with the pain of being a Leafs fan. Thanks for that.

Will you think less of me when I admit that after Garry Valk scored in the playoffs for the Leafs lo those many years ago, I screamed out to the entire bar I was watching the game with that I wanted to have his baby? If so, I’ll leave quietly.

by Mabel on Oct 3, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So I saz to Mabel I saz...

WELCOME!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Combine Wendel’s blood punching with the promise of no biting (unless I ask?)

Affectionate nibbling, you mean? We could manage that

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We?

I will not bite nor nibble, no matter how many times you ask.

As far as Gary Valk, shoot, who wouldn’t want to have his baby after that…?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 3, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, I was sorta using a royal we there in order to include other willing biters/nibblers out there .

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Colour Me Excluded

A big welcome to all you non nibbling/biting lurkers out there. Come join me in the shallow end…! =)

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by blurr1974 on Oct 3, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry, I’m a bit of a nibbler with really, really REALLY close people. sorry (shrugs)

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Welcome!

I can’t think less of you since I screamed the same thing and have no ovaries.

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gary Valk - Cult Hero

by general borschevsky on Oct 3, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love Garry Valk too!

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love how the pregnant chick looks all of 14 there

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that still legal

in Canada?

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by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe

with parental permission?

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lurker Alurked!

Man, for a sec I thought that was Dave Steib in that Uncle Sam gear.

by Aschendancy on Oct 3, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Welcome!

Thanks for de-lurking. No Dave Stieb. No Blue Jays unless it’s mocking or Eyebeleaf trying to convince us that JP is a great GM.

Until they make the playoffs ;)

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gifted!

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by Chemmy on Oct 3, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

needs MOAR GLITTAR!

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Love the scepter

That’s the icing on the cake.

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by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Awestruck!

by Aschendancy on Oct 3, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would comment more...

but I’m usually only perusing the site when I’m at work and for some reason I can’t login there.

Perhaps that’s a sign that I should actually do work.

I’m home sick today though.

by Karina on Oct 3, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Work = Overrated

Nuff said.

Oh and welcome… right?

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by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks...

I’ve been here before… so welcome to you!

Did anyone else just watch the top 100 unbelievable moments in sports?

The miracle on ice #1? Really??

by Karina on Oct 3, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who put that together?

Miracle on Ice # 1? Not too sure about that…

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My guess is some american.

Michael Phelps’ 8 gold was #2, and it was full of football and basketball. And baseball, where missing a grounder was in the top 10.

by Karina on Oct 3, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

but what you're saying is...

Hockey #1?

BOO YAH MUTHAFUCKAS!

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by loser domi on Oct 3, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha good point…. but there was very little hockey on the list at all.

The wolverine player who did the lacross goal before Sidney did.

Ovechkin’s sliding on his back goal against Phoenix.

And the Miracle on Ice.

by Karina on Oct 3, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No. 1

“Here’s a SHOT! Henderson made a wild stab for it and fell. Here’s another shot RIGHTINFRONTTHEYSCORE! HENDERSON! HAS SCORED FOR CANADA!”

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by 1967ers on Oct 3, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

By A Mile

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here’s an old CBC video of reaction to the goal. Not sure how to embed in a comment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVxvNpvBNQI

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by 1967ers on Oct 3, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Unfortunately, you can’t embed the video in the comments :(

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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was not alive

to see that live sadly so it doesn’t quite have that same impact for me

however that impact was anything like the one that I got from the 2002 Olympic men’s gold medal game than I can totally understand as the victory from that game has been the only time in my life where I completely flipped out uncontrollably

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 3, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs