1967 - or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drought
Ed.'s Note: 1967ers' diary on the year of Canada's Centennial, the Maple Leafs, and championship droughts helps to put the boot in to the insult of 1967. So it's been promoted.
1967.
You can't get away from it, not as a Leaf fan.
Whether it comes from a troll, a hyper-partisan, a casual fan or one of our own sports media types, no discussion of the Leafs can proceed without its mention. It's like the Leafs version of Godwin's Law.
But here's the crazy thing (sit down, everyone, this is a real shocker) - there is nothing about the Leafs' drought that is either unusual or unexpected. This is in part the product of a 20-year period of bad ownership, but it is primarily the expected result of ANY team that plays in a 30-team league. Long droughts are not the exception. They are the norm. The only reason the Leaf drought is longer than most other teams is that the Leafs themselves are an older franchise.
That's it.
Consider: Of the 30 teams this year, even with the parity in the league, there are maybe seven or eight that really have a shot at winning. Of those, there are about three or four front-runners and the others need to get lucky. This will always be true.
The teams that are strong (save for Detroit, for the moment) are all on an arc that will give them maybe half a dozen years of competitiveness, then they'll slide back a bit, re-tool and take another run. The process of retooling generally will take 3-5 years, depending on conditions. In all, it's typically a cycle that takes 10 or more years to fully play out. Even teams that appear to be stuck in mediocrity forever are really on this cycle. It's just that their peaks and valleys are neither as high nor as low.
This means that if all goes well, a team gets a period of about 5 years out of every 10+ in which they get to take a run. If they don't happen to have enough superstars to make them one of the top three, or if they get the wrong player hurt at the wrong time, they will miss that window and it's a good ten years before another chance will come. Throw in a bad period of ownership and you miss a cycle and suddenly that 10 year time frame becomes 20 or more.
The Leafs have had four chances in the past 20 years to get to the Final. 1993 was probably the best of them, and they were hosed by a bad call in Game 6 and got beat by the best game of Gretzky's career in Game 7. In 2003 they had another real chance when facing Carolina, but mishandled the return of about 5 injured players and lost it. In 1994 and 1999 they were simply outplayed. This is how a drought that stood at 25 in 1992 now comes to stand at 41 in 2008. Looking at the rebuild process, 2012-13 isn't an unreasonable estimate of when they might get there again.
The Leafs aren't alone in this, not by a long shot. Look at this (this list counts seasons rather than years):
Chicago Blackhawks - 46 seasons
Toronto Maple Leafs - 40 seasons
Los Angeles Kings- 40 seasons*
St. Louis Blues - 40 seasons*
Buffalo Sabres - 37 seasons*
Vancouver Canucks - 37 seasons*
Boston Bruins - 35 seasons
Washington Capitals - 33 seasons*
Philadelphia Flyers - 32 seasons
Phoenix Coyotes - 28 seasons*
New York Islanders - 24 seasons
Calgary Flames - 18 seasons
Edmonton Oilers - 17 seasons
San Jose Sharks - 16 seasons*
Pittsburgh Penguins - 15 seasons
Ottawa Senators - 15 seasons*
Montreal Canadiens - 14 seasons
Florida Panthers - 14 seasons*
New York Rangers - 13 seasons
Nashville Predators - 9 seasons*
Dallas Stars - 8 seasons
Atlanta Thrashers - 8 seasons*
Minnesota Wild - 7 seasons*
Columbus Blue Jackets - 7 seasons*
Colorado Avalanche - 6 seasons
New Jersey Devils - 4 seasons
Tampa Bay Lightning - 3 seasons
Carolina Hurricanes - 2 seasons
Anaheim Ducks - 1 season
(* Never won. Ever.)
The Leafs have a LOT of company, and many of the teams closest to them have never won it at all.
"Ah," says our troll/fan/media type, "but the Leafs haven't even made a Stanley Cup FINAL since 1967. Now THAT's a disgrace."
Well, I suppose it is. But at the same time, is there any among us who actually believes it would have made a difference in the play that 1967 gets? Say, for example, that the Leafs had made the Final in 1993 and lost (of course they wouldn't have, but just say for the sake of argument that they did). All that would happen is that the goalposts would immediately move, the Finals appearance would cease to matter (except for that they'd only have made one, and that fact would be trotted out all the time) and the focus would be on what really mattered - the lack of Championships.
Let's see the list for seasons without a trip to the Final:
Toronto Maple Leafs - 40 seasons
St. Louis Blues - 37 seasons
Phoenix Coyotes - 28 seasons*
New York Islanders - 23 seasons
Boston Bruins - 17 seasons
San Jose Sharks - 16 seasons*
Chicago Blackhawks - 15 seasons
Montreal Canadiens - 14 seasons
Los Angeles Kings - 14 seasons
New York Rangers - 13 seasons
Vancouver Canucks - 13 seasons
Florida Panthers - 11 seasons
Philadelphia Flyers - 10 seasons
Washington Capitals - 9 seasons
Nashville Predators - 9 seasons*
Buffalo Sabres - 8 seasons
Atlanta Thrashers - 8 seasons*
Dallas Stars - 7 seasons
Minnesota Wild - 7 seasons*
Columbus Blue Jackets - 7 seasons*
Colorado Avalanche - 6 seasons
New Jersey Devils - 4 seasons
Calgary Flames - 3 seasons
Tampa Bay Lightning - 3 seasons
Edmonton Oilers - 2 seasons
Carolina Hurricanes - 2 seasons
Anaheim Ducks - 1 season
Ottawa Senators - 1 season
(* Never made it)
So yes, there atop the list sit the Leafs. What that says to me is that since the Leafs have never had the team to win it all, then they've also never been the Cinderella team that comes out of nowhere to make the Final. Cinderella, of course, can get to the ball sometimes, but she doesn't win. The only time a Cinderella team wins a Cup is when there are two of them. And without winning a Cup, what have you accomplished?
For what it's worth, though, the Leafs haven't LOST a Stanley Cup Final since 1960 - that's 47 seasons of unbeaten championship play, and nobody can touch that one.... ;)
So there you have it. The drought is nothing unusual. In fact, it's the nature of the beast. 20 years from now, a 40-year drought will be nothing uncommon. At least 8 teams will be in one. Of course, by that time the Leaf drought could be at 60, and boy, how we'll all hear about it....
(Lists compliments of wikipedia. Isn't everything?)
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Great Post
Look at that list of teams without championships! There are a lot of fanbases there than chant “six-ty-se-ven” on that list.
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No kidding
The point that they all miss is what would sports be if only the teams that won had fans? Do they ever think of how ridiculous that thought is?
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I Like It
We’d be on Championship 80 something at this point…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
by blurr1974 on Oct 3, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
domi need sleep mebbe
You want long droughts, go look at baseball….
I initially read that as “long doughnuts” and I was all, “mmmm…doughnuts…”
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
long doughnuts….mmm eclairs
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
HSBCLMNOPQR....
Nest time there’s a game at the Alphabet arena in Buffalo, maybe if a chant of “Nine-Teen-Sixty-Seven” goes up, we can get a little something going on like…
“You Never Won!”
“Brett Hull Rules!”
Actually, there are far wittier individuals on here, anyone with a suggestion…?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 3, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
“Wide Left”
Sure it’s football, but man do they agonize over that one…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
by blurr1974 on Oct 3, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
We Have Jobs!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ranger fans used to get back at the Devils with ‘19-Never’. That stopped working after 1995, but it was a start.
Leafs, the universe and everything.
Nice
19-Never is going up next time I hear that chant from sens fans.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Never-was, Never Was, never was!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW
GREAT post. I feel better already.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 3, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
One thing I love about being a Leafs fan
Is I never have to suffer bandwagoners… you either love the Buds all the way or hate them all the way, doesn’t seem to be any middle-ground.
One thing that no Leaf-haters can dispute, and that I can boast proudly is that the term “being a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs” should be listed in the Oxford Dictionary under the definition of “loyalty”.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Definitely
I hate when bandwagoners tell me about my team. I bandwagon in baseball but I know my role. If only all of the callers to Fan590 recognized that.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t get me wrong but, I may have only been 10 in 93’, but I don’t remember getting flack or hate from anyone who wasn’t a Habs fan.
And if the Leafs made the finals this year, the bandwaggoners would be back.
And I’d be waiting with a cattle prod
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Here’s another little thought out of left field:
I was bent out of shape by CBC losing the HNIC theme song until I realized something -
1. That song is played before all Leaf playoff games
2. That song first appeared in (wait for it) 1968
Lose that puppy, and fast!
Leafs, the universe and everything.
Heard a preview
of the theme on CTV news one night, they re-did it with the Toronto Symphony Orchestra and it literally sounds much more orchestral now
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Good Point
California Sandwiches opened in 1967 too but they are so delicious I can’t boycott them.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It is. There’s a place that I can cut out.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Their jingle
is much more annoying then Alarm Force’s.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
It’s ok but if you don’t know a local place that’s better than you’re not trying.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
1967
Brilliant post!
It occurs to me that since the last cup came at the last year of the original 6;
We are the permanent Original 6 Stanley Cup champion!!!!!!
Also the Leafs won on Canada’s Cenennial Year, we should get an honourary Stanley Cup every year till 2067!!
We’re Canada’s champ until 2067.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
As I’ve stated before, I’m a leaf fan displaced in la belle province for going-on three years. I still hear that goddamn chant in my sleep, probably because at that exact moment, no matter what time of year, some ass is chanting it, undoubtedly outside my window. That chant, along with Leaf sucks, or Leafs sucks (learn grammar you turds) are migraine-inducing. Thus, to remedy this, I propose a plan (other than, ya know, becoming good and winning of course). That plan is to assign the number 67 to our hero and savior, Luke Schenn, so every time that number is chanted, we can fool ourselves into thinking they’re chanting for him. It already works with the boos we hear (“are they saying booooo or Luuuuke?”)
So there you go, someone with some pull, get todd gill’s number taken away from him, lest he turn into a pylon, and stick 67 on his back.
Dean.
ps. Trivia question to which I have no answer. Who was the last leaf to wear 67? Part of me thinks Svehla. Someone get on this.
It was Svehla. Talk about fucking thick.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
from here
No 67. Robert Svehla – either was courageous or obtuse. Not sure which.
Leafs, the universe and everything.
“Here” was Leafs by the Numbers, which will need updating because I got steered wrong on some of this year’s players.
Leafs, the universe and everything.
That’s what you get for believing Working Class Howard!
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I love playing that song
in Rock Band
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyWvo1rNg
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 3, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm. My mind must be playing tricks on me. Thought Gill was #2. What was he, #23? Maybe I think he’s #2 cause that’s all I could see as he was getting twisted up as yet another forward was turning him inside out and blowing past him. Damn. Anyway, I stand corrected.
Hockey Futures
Have you guys noticed HF counting down the top 50 prospects again? From April, where we had two in the top 50 (Pogge #23, Kulemin #42), we now have 3 (Schenn #16, Kulemin #25, Tlusty #43) with Pogge as an honorable mention. Guess things are improving. Wonder where Stralman would fall in the list. I also won’t point out that Rask is still #14.
Is Pogge just an honourable mention because he’s dropped out of the top 50, or because he’s too old for that sort of list?
Leafs, the universe and everything.
Because if the Leafs had four players in the top 50 people would freak out.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That can't be right
The Leafs have no prospects of note. I read it in the paper.
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by PPP on Oct 3, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Coxie lied??
My world has been turned up-side-down.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

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