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FTB - Two More Nights Of Toronto Being Undefeated

Ah yes, the beautiful thing that is being able to look at the standings page and see a big fat "0" in the loss column. Enjoy it my friends, because just like the autumn leaves as soon as you get used to it, it'll be gone.

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Ain't this the truth.
Here’s a quick memo for the next Canucks fans who wants to razz me over a beer. Here are the teams that Leafs fans hate:

1. Montreal Canadiens
2. Ottawa Senators
3. Philadelphia Flyers
4. Toronto Maple Leafs
———
345. Cleveland Crusaders
346. Belleville Bulls
347. Cracovia Krakow
348. Vancouver Canucks
349. Miller Chev-Olds Midnight Marauders

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 7, 2008 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

amen, brothers

I really liked this passage:

an irrational hatred of the Leafs that means you have to take crap about 1967 from fans of a franchise that have never won anything. This is like Dane Cook ragging on Gene Hackman’s acting career. I mean, he hasn’t won Best Actor since 1971! What a loser!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 7, 2008 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHA

I missed that the Leafs are # 4.

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

only in vancouver?

Really liked the post by Godd.

I haven’t seen much reaction to Luongo being named Captain in Vancouver but I think it’s ridiculous. Goalies can’t cross the blue line and approach the ref at the half-circle near the penalty box. Goalies can’t encourage the troops on the bench. Goalies can’t delegate important instructions from the coach to players on the fly.

The Canucks are going to be really bad this year if Luongo is the most “qualified” to wear a C.

by general borschevsky on Oct 7, 2008 9:56 AM EDT reply actions  

“Here’s the C please don’t leave when you’re a free agent please please please please”

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by Chemmy on Oct 7, 2008 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm Pick a Wife!

Who do you like Roberto? Does your wife still have some of the pregnancy weight? Why not occupy yourself in the meantime? Please stay.

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

As a goalie...

I resent this comment.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ringo Starr on skates

Good thing you didn’t see the original draft where I called goalies oddballs and weirdos who are socially awkward and not like the rest of us!

by general borschevsky on Oct 7, 2008 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

If that were the case

Me and LD would be the 1A and 1B goalies for team Barilko

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’d probably go in strapped together like Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear.

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

bow-chicka-wow-wow

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that kind of strapped together!

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late

everyone’s already picturing it

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone’s already picturing it

Yes we are Jared, and you should be very ashamed of yourself.

it gets lonely out here…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 7, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a pure PR move by the Canucks to give Luongo the C. The hockey equivalent of jingling your car keys in front of a baby to keep it amused. Fans here need someone easily identifiable on the team and Luongo is by far the biggest star.

Management knows the average hockey “fan” in town can only remember 3 player names. Unfortunately with all the Sundin hullaballoo it means that they’ve forgotten about one of the Sedin twins. Which one? Does it matter?

by LeafFanInVan on Oct 7, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

true, we're not like the rest of you...

but that doesn’t mean we’re socially awkward. well, fine, some of us are. the rest of us are the life of the party.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

and

that was supposed to be a reply to the general’s comment.

i struggle.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It happens

To the best of us, especially the goalies.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 7, 2008 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the subject of captains..

Will the Leafs go the “monthly” captain route, or name someone off the bat? (On a completely different note, what does FTB stand for? Sorry, I’m a stupid American)

by floridaLEAF on Oct 7, 2008 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

From The Branches

Sometimes we write it out but if we can think of a funny comment we shorten it. Don’t worry about not knowing. Or being a stupid American – Chemmy’s one too!)*

*just kidding.

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a good comment from Ron Wilson on this subject:

You don’t have to put a C on anybody. You put that on the lineup sheet so the referees know. You don’t have to let the whole world know

I think they’ll pass it around every game for a while but no one will wear the C on a sweater. It’ll be interesting to see if there’s any consistency with the A or if it’ll be 3 different guys every night.

by general borschevsky on Oct 7, 2008 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Give it to Schenn

Just to piss off Cox.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 7, 2008 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah...thanks

Now I’m a well-educated American. As far as captain, I like Kubina. He really stepped up his play down the stretch last year and from what I’ve read he is well liked and respected in the dressing room. Not sure if I am a fan of the captain of the month deal. It’s like it’s a contest or something.

by floridaLEAF on Oct 7, 2008 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s like it’s a contest or something.

You’re not that far off – Wilson again:

You could turn it into who plays best, who shows the most leadership on the ice and they get the C for a month, a week. We haven’t determined that yet."

by general borschevsky on Oct 7, 2008 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle

or no one.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

AMEN, BROTHER

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to nominate myself as captain of the Leafs.

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by Chemmy on Oct 7, 2008 10:54 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll take Chemmy

before Stajan any day of the week

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jorn

Has a new piece up as well – it’s right below mine. Don’t miss out on a double shot of the Bloc!

by Godd Till on Oct 7, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

you guys

are doing God’s (not Godd’s) work. keep it up.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Jorn got back in his mom’s basement or we’d never have heard from him again.

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

World Juniors

That YouTube vid gets me feeling all patriotic. Nothing beats the most recent one with Schenn wailing on some pour soul, curled up all fetal as his blood gets punched out…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 7, 2008 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy &#*$

Is WCH’s new piece godawful. Fear not, friends, Jorn will be taking a crack at it.

by Godd Till on Oct 7, 2008 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God(d)

TSM already hit on today’s articles from Hunter and Cox but I have something coming up too. There is too much media idiocy to keep up!

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

I don’t know how you guys do it. Y’all are machines.

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by eyebleaf on Oct 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't wnat to reveal all their secrets, but...

Caffeine and lots of sugar. Oh, and monkeys chained to typewriters

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

wnat = want

FAILER DOMI

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monkeys are key.

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by PPP on Oct 7, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted a monkey

But we had a daughter instead…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 7, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

offspring

close enough

j/k :P

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 7, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

More true than you realize…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 7, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure your daughter would be willing to throw feces at you if you asked.

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by Chemmy on Oct 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s 5, so we’re thankfully past that stage…

Your input is greatlly appreciated though.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re the one who wanted to buy a monkey, I was just trying to help. :(

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by Chemmy on Oct 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had a million dollars...

You know you always wanted a mon-KEY!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 7, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

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