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We are just over a day away from the beginning of the season so it's time to make predictions for the upcoming season. Throughout the day we'll have a number of previews and now stepping up to the plate is the Barilkosphere's elder statesman and designated cool head MF37 from Bitter Leaf Fan.

No predictions and low expectations. That pretty much sums up my take on the upcoming Leaf season.

This is a year where, with the exception of Nikolai Kulemin and Ron Wilson, the most intriguing story lines will occur away from the ice at the ACC: the development of Schenn and Pogge; the backroom deals struck to bring in more picks and prospects; the on-going (never ending) search for a President and GM; the build-up to the trade deadline; prepping for the 2009 draft; the ongoing efforts to untie JFJ's Gordian knot; and hopefully avoiding the thin (thin!) 2009 UFA pool.

In place of a guess at a win loss record or what odds the Leafs might have of making the post-season, I offer this instead...

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What We Can Learn from Cliff Fletcher

The first thing most people remember about Cliff Fletcher’s original tenure with the Leafs: blockbuster trades.

This is the GM that brought the Leafs Doug Gilmour and Mats Sundin; two trades that, in an ideal world, would buy this GM all sorts of latitude from the media, stakeholders and the fans.

This being Toronto, his legendary work is often brought into question by two simple words: "draft schmaft" (proving the lasting value of mnemonics).

The next thing fans are likely to recall is Fletcher dismantling the team. As then-owner Steve Stavros’ grocery empire came crumbling down it necessitated a series of salary dumps and resulted in one of the more recent dark periods of Leaf history (who was a worse coach, Mike Murphy or Paul Maurice? Discuss).

Between the big trades and the eventual decline of this club, Fletcher demonstrated not just a keen understanding of how to build a team, but how to evaluate one.

Fletcher is the first GM I can recall who looked at his team in ten game increments and openly talked to the media about using ten game trends to identify strengths, weaknesses and patterns in his team's play. (This could very well be more a function of having a string of horrible front office staff in Toronto than it was Fletcher bringing something new to the game, the fans and the media. For all I know, Cecil Hart and the Habs were doing this with The Gazette and La Presse back in Chelios' rookie season in 1937).

Breaking the Pain Down into Ten Game Segments

Fletcher's approach back in the day is something we fans could learn from and need to apply to the coming season.

This year the focus should be on player development and team trends over ten to 20 game increments, not on who blew coverage on the PK, which player kicked a sock in anger and how to best quantify the greed of MLSE and the alleged concomitant stupidity of Leaf fans.

Looking at how the Leafs have performed since the lock-out, we fans can do ten games in our sleep. It's also a safe way to approach a year that is likely to set some sort of record for media hysterics.

Mittenstringers, Mouth Breathers and One-Fingered Typists

Despite being covered by one of the largest media corps in Canada, one certainty for the coming season is that we fans will be fed a steady diet of little more than who won, who scored, and who's to blame. The nutritional equivalent of a cheeseburger-in-a-can, quick, easy, and entirely beside the point.

Look for the mittenstringers to second guess every Leaf transaction and to contradict themselves over what's "best" for the team and the players while neglecting to notice that the bulk of the roster is made up of players for the times rather than players for all time. Let's face it, many of these skaters won’t even be wearing the beautiful blue and white leaf on their chest come March.

Considering the transitional nature of the roster, instead of running these players out of town or setting up effigies, I suggest that the Barilkosphere lead the way in looking at the bigger picture.

How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

In public polling (or "research" as those in the trade like to call it, don’t know when it happened but it seems pollster has become a bad word) one of the most fundamental questions one can ask it the "right track/wrong track" question. And it’s a question we should likely be asking every ten games leading up to the trade deadline. Is this team on the right track or the wrong track? Are management’s player personnel decisions on the right track or the wrong track? Are Wilson's systems on the right track or wrong track? Is Pogge's development on the right track (65 starts) or the wrong track (benched for Clemmensen in the playoffs)? Are the Leafs acquiring picks and prospects (right track) or dealing second round picks for 15 games of Yanic Perreault (wrong track)?

Let's face it, it really doesn’t matter if the Leafs win 14 or 40 games this year. What matters is how management reacts to the results in the wins and losses column. Building a team that can eventually take a serious run at and challenge for the Cup has to be, must be, at the root of every decision management makes.

Right track or wrong track?

A simple question to keep top of mind for the upcoming season.

A simple question that will hopefully distract us from countless third period melt-downs, rookie errors, and a media contingent that takes obscene delight in the failures of the Leafs and questioning the loyalty of Leaf fans.

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Komisarek, Bouwmeester and Zetterberg wouldn’t be bad UFA pickups. ;)

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beyond the Impossible

There is not much out there. Looks like the Leafs will be sitting on the dough for at least one more year.

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by PPP on Oct 8, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hossa at the right terms could be ok, but I don’t want him at league maximum.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa Whoa

Hold on their maestro, Cheese burgers come in cans now?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Canned bacon is better. http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_yoders_canned_bacon

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wow

I suppose they’ll put anything in a can if they manage to fit it into one.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 8, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you’ll like it!

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by PPP on Oct 8, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please no.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Lord

No, I started feeling sick after reading that review, than I made the mistake of reading the canned bacon one linked by Chemmy and I’m dry heaving at my desk right now.

Oh god I can feel my lunch coming back up.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 8, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wash it back down with some yummy bacon vodka!

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

while wearing your bacon bra!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 8, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love bacon

but not when its being bastardized in some unholy union with whatever comes off the top of your head

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 8, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve, Don’t Eat It!

Leafs, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Oct 8, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

was just about to link there, but you beat me to it

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 8, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That website is like a trainwreck. I can’t stop scrolling or gagging.

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by PPP on Oct 8, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

same here

scrolling down, the things I probably would/would not try:
yes (only on a drunken dare)
 no
yes
probably
maybe (if it were my own)
no (but a drunken dare would turn it into a yes)
holy fuckwad no
maybe
maybe
no (I can’t stand mushrooms)

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 8, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mushrooms are the devils fungus

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seconded

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Oct 8, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But

You can’t spell “fungus” without “fun”.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 8, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who knew that comparing media coverage to a cheeseburger-in-a-can could yield such, um, interesting discussions?

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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Both induce the same reaction.

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by PPP on Oct 8, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rick Nash

He’s a UFA July 1st 2010.

Not that I’m counting down the says or anything…

by The Muppet on Oct 8, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course I’m not counting “days”. That makes more sense.
(What a muppet…)

by The Muppet on Oct 8, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's alright

You’re still more coherent than Cox.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Oct 8, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least when we read it it made sense.

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by PPP on Oct 8, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he’s ok, but Ilya Kovalchuk is a UFA the same day.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Both

With Tavares down the middle…

I need to wipe the drool from my chin.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 Mill In Cap Space

I knew Fletch was holding onto it for a reason

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Flyer turn around here

I sense everyone dreams of turning the Leafs around the way the same way the Flyers rebuilt last season. That just can’t happen here. When the Flyers tanked 2 years ago they already had high end prospects in the system – Richards and Carter. Then the traded Forsberg for more picks and prospects. They created a lot of cap space to sign free agents to go with the high end prospects. The Leafs don’t have the high end prospects. When Cliff tried to set up a fire sale last February the Muskoka Five refused to cooperate. So the Leafs have cap space but there is no point spending it until you develop the stable of young guns. So my guess the fire sale will continue. The Leafs will once again try to trade veterans at the deadline. Antropov for sure is going. He is a UFA this summer and will be looking for a 4 or 5 year deal. Too fragile to invest that kind of money. Kaberle and/or Kubina could be move if they still have a lot of value on the market. But there most marketable asset may be Toskala. At 31 he may be too old to be part of a rebuild anyway. Move these veterans for prospects and then you are in a position to jump in the free agent markets because you need to have a mix of good veterans and good cheap talent to win in this league.

by Pseudonym on Oct 8, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

Not that I think that the Leafs will be awesome next year but the similar situation that the Flyers had was that they were putting their young kids in situations to succeed. The Leafs might not have anyone of the calibre of Richards or Carter but they have guys that could develop into very good players now that they have the chance to show their skills.

The Leafs will have ample time and opportunity to trade Kubina and Kaberle if they want this summer when their NTC are void plus, like you said, Toskala at the deadline. All of those three can bring in a mix of assets that will help immediately and in the future. It might not be feasible to think that next year they’ll be back in the playoff mix per se but two seasons from now it will be a disappointment if they are not.

Then again, who knows, guys could play much better than expected too…

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by PPP on Oct 8, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2013?

Blake’s contract comes off the books and Tucker’s buy-out is in it’s final year.

As I posted elsewhere, if you had a child this year, they’d be starting school before those contracts expire.

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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blake could retire and it wouldn’t count against our cap.

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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm are you saying we should offer inducements?

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by PPP on Oct 9, 2008 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You provide the door knobs, I’ll provide the sacks.

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by Chemmy on Oct 9, 2008 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

That was a classic episode

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by Winkle on Oct 9, 2008 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Use a bag of grapefruits, they don’t leave bruises.

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 9, 2008 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve also heard soap works well.

for cleaning stuff! totally not for beating people!

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by loser domi on Oct 9, 2008 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip, you can beat them with a sack of sweet valencia oranges. Won’t leave a bruise but shows them who’s boss, no doubt about it.

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by Chemmy on Oct 9, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you bing crosby

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 9, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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