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New York Rangers at Toronto Maple Leafs, Nov 1, 2008 7:00 PM EDT


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ahh…here we are

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Chemmy

you fail.

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

there, there

better late than never.

Here, have some of the million chocolates leftover from yesterday.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can even have some of mine

I have Starbursts as well

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starburst...

What was the deal there? It wasn’t quite gum, it wasn’t quite candy

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what? they’re tasty and fruity, so you don’t feel as bad eating a bunch of them instead of a bunch of chocolate

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I liked them...

I just never understood their malleability

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah thats right

I just said malleability

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it like “How do they put the caramel in the chocolate ?” kinda of question?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorta/kina...

I always felt like they made me uncomfortable about when they were done. They stayed together like gum, but eventually disintegrated

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always liked them over Skittles. Those had a similar texture, but made my tongue hurt.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant to go shopping for discount candy today, but got lazy. I really just want Rockets.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rockets...

Just flavoured sugar crushed into a puck.

Delicious

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

when I was younger, we used to make “rocket fuel” by grinding them up in the coffee grinder. Thus bringing them back to their slightly flavoured, sugary glory!

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a roomie who was once totally perplexed by the fact that in the States, Rockets are called Smarties, and the Smarties as Canadians know them do not exist in the States. It took like 10 minutes of explaining before she understood it

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

There are no smarties in the states?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are so Smarties in the States!

It’s probably the only thing you can get here that doesn’t say “made in China” on it – so you can enjoy the sugary goodness without fear of lead or melamine. :)

(At least in Michigan, anyway.)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I have yet to find them there

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yet another reason I stay on this side of the border whenever possible…

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coffee Crisp?

Isn’t Coffee Crisp a Canadian-only thing too?

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? that’s a new piece of knowledge for me.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I worked at an ice-cream shop for a while...

And it took me a LONG time to explain to an American was “Crispy Crunch” tasted like

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t had a crispy crunch in forever. That’s the crunchy peanut butter toffee-like thing in the middle of chocolate, right?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Just like Ketchup chips don’t usually exist in the States

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

I didn’t know either, until my cousins in Jersey years ago were making fun of me for having potato chips with ketchup on it.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

We need to stop having this ‘things that don’t exist in the states’ talk, or my head will explode.

IE: healthcare

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least if your head explodes on this side of the border, you won’t have to pay out of pocket for it…

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

instantrimshot.com

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love ketchup chips

or Wunderbars. I love Wunderbars

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other side...

The States have “cookie crisp” cereal, which is amazing.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cookie Crisp rocks

It’s like having dessert for breakfast.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everytime I go to the US...

I buy a box and eat it by hand immediately

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about that stuff reese’s makes? that’s rather delicious

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

can parents actually keep a straight face while feeding their kids that stuff for breakfast?

or is the market 99% university students?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably more university students. Weed makes you get munchies, amirite, Archimedes?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

weed...

makes me get all kinds of things.

The munchies is definately one of them

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

from my experience, it also makes you giggle and think that reggae is listenable.

Good thing it’s illegal, eh?

/sarcasm

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

they also have awesome commercials for said cereal…

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smarties in the states refers to compressed sugar tablets—what you Canadians call Rockets

so:

US Smarties = Canadian Rockets

Canadian Smarties = no direct US equivalent. Closest thing is M&Ms

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the close up with Antropov. Jim Carey…and two of his buddies, I guess.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The thread is up before the puck dropped!

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s up before the anthems!

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s up before your mom!

/too easy

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

We already banned one user, Mr. Angry Pants.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP

No Hammer time!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah

my mother is a SAINT!

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not before we got worried!

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry. I was playing Xbox.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halo 3. It’s really gone to shit lately.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide what to play lately. I tend to default to Rock Band, but my heart’s just not into it. I was playing MGS for a bit, but there’s too much sneaking around and not enough blow shit up.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Viva Pinata!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.vivapinata.com/

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

/tentatively clicks link

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't start a new game

When I’m only three Kitty points away from purchasing a spiffy new jacket for my toon.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this Butters Stotch?

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bought Little Big Planet. It’s ok.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read about that one in one of those free magazines that you find laying around everywhere. Might try that out. I still need to get NHL ‘09. I’m a bad gamer. :\

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

That made me spit some of my delicious Bavaria beer.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bavaria beer?

FIST PUMP!!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is going to be another snoozer, isn’t it?

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So far...

Yes.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a horrendous power play

No wonder Valiquette always wins against the Leafs.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a power play? Ugh.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we have another chance.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Frogurt makes me sad.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That's bad

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

but we had a discussion of cereals!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats good

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the cereals arent available in canada…

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hagman line is killing it out there. Nice.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

“every pass in the neutral zone is being picked off”

sounds like an exciting game woo!

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I have the AM640 link, so I have to imagine it

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe this power play will be better. They just had practice!

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha! Good one!

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Practice? we here to talk about the game! who’s talking about practice?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not talking about the game...

The game that I LOVE.

We’re talking about practice.

Damn

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoot, Tosk, SHOOT!

You’re our only hope!

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case ...

Maple Leafs = DOOMED!!!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Allen Iverson would show up on the live blog. :)

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allen Iverson is everywhere, man

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

like god, but he doesn’t need practice

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And with WAY more tats.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

my God

totally has tattoos.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

tattoos of what?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely not butterflies.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

“God life” in an arc on the belly?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

how did you know?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

except...

on the Defensive end

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the Hollweg lack of brain fart counter at?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

subway ad

since when did pastrami automatically become ‘montreal somked meat’

i call bullshit

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

what is the difference, anyways?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know there was one

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

about 2 bucks...

apparently

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

rimshot

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monkey in the Middle!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Great PP

WAKE UP

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

just 5 more minutes…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhhh...

o…k

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just in case you didn't hear...

Stephen Valiquette is 3-0-0 with a 1.29 goals-against average and .950 save percentage in three starts and five lifetime appearances against Toronto, including a 2-0 mark with a 1.45 GAA at the Air Canada Centre

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean Avery

called him a minor leaguer…….is he making fun of US?

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Avery’s opinion matters.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you passed the test, congrats

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

here’s a reward:

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh Jim Hughson

the voice of NHL 97!!

I always like when the game gliched and he would say “Perrault!” for no reason

(as in Yanic)

boo on the pp so far

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Classic hughson:

“That’s robbery!”

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss his old signature phrase from when he did the TSN games: “THAAAAATSSS HOCKEYYYY”

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we throwing

OLAS a birthday party tomorrow?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

we could…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

should we exchange gifts?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

we definitely could…

and bring rockets.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean

Smarties, right?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rockets as in explodey rockets?

because we need more holidays where we blow stuff up

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

there’s no better way to celebrate your country than by blowing up a small piece of it.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

better bring both just to be safe.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and...

both versions of Smarties..

Just to be safe (and delicious)

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they taste exactly the same. Just different labels, which is weird

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

turning 19?

I’m sure he’ll get some kind of wasted

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the uhh….first time…ever.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless he's in the states

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

they go to Carolina or something next don’t they? Poor boy.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hockey players are a reasonable, responsible bunch. I’m sure they’re just going to have some cake and ice cream and maybe some Trivial Pursuit

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

a little PCP party

Pop, Chips and Parents

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

there will be no strippers or bootleg liquor

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, +1

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabovski is fuckin’ dancing out there.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad he has no partner to finish his moves.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he probably could teach Holweg a thing or two about dancing

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking Hollweg taught Grabbers some moves

Just hasn’t caught ’Weg’s check him behind the back" super move.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is good. The less Supermanning of hos out there, the better

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s good

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he won’t suffer. If rap videos have taught me anything, every rapper has cash, hoes, and cars. The bling will catch all his tears, I bet.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, man advantage didn’t work – maybe Toronto will be better shorthanded.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Steen

Rules.

In case you didnt hear

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice clear by him right there.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha another power play we can squander.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

let the squandrance begin, yes

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that

almost hit the net.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Just in case you missed it...

Kaberle to Kubina to Kaberle to Kubina to Kaberle to Kubina to Kaberle to…no shot onnet.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

tea parties!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit, i was getting a beer.

did someone tape it?

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

thankfully

I’ve got the PVR, so I can watch that beauty again and again in all its glory.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

PVhoozits???

sorry son, i’m 25 so i’m not hip to these things the kids are using

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m 25 and mine came free with a switch from Star Choice to Shaw.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god ENOUGH WITH THE LIMP WRIST SHOTS

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

  • skates in on net *
  • gently flips puck at goaltender *

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

jutht thuper

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record

Isnt the first period usually terrible?

It’s Ron Wilsons “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?” 1st intermissions that usually do the trick

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the secret?

a carboard cutout of Bettman that, with each weak shot from the point or a bad angle, becomes less and less clothed.

could be a scary sight come the 2nd INT.

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could probably shoot harder than that!

And my wrist is tired from crocheting drawstring purses.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

Honda ripped that music off of a Ronald McDonald Children’s Charities one. It actually drives me a little nuts.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Another Online Stream

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/livevideo/?n=cbcsportsca_1&p=hockey_night_in_canada_ny_rangers_toronto&dt=2008_11_01|19_00&s=http://authmfile.akamai.com.edgesuite.net/akamai.stream.auth/35018/wm/cbcwm.gen/v001/reflector:19688.js

Not sure why no one puts up the CBC stream.

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by Elfremi on Nov 1, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

just like...

Crispy Crunch and Coffee Crisp

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coffee Crisp

Is chocolate-covered sex

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just used to having it there only an Saturday, so I get used to using other methods

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re probably right about that.

Surviving my time away from work till June of next year.

by Elfremi on Nov 1, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

just as long as I don’t hit the Punjabi link again

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little Mosque?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I wanted to listen to a game, but I had to turn down the volume. When I turned it back up I couldn’t understand what the announcers were saying. it was weird

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost posted that one by accident.

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by Elfremi on Nov 1, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollweg

Makes his best offensive play of the year…

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That was funny

He looked confused and didn’t know what to do

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

must have been...

because everyone was facing him

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

“there’s no numbers! how can I attack no numbers??”

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollweg doesn't see faces

He only sees backs

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw “4x” and thought it was Kulemin.

“COME ON KULE- oh Hollweg”

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

O-ffense? Say what now?

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Hollweg was part of a huge goal against New Jersey the other night.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

True...

But thats a way less-funny sentance

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you hear that?

STAJAN IS ON FIRE!

I’ll help him put it out…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my GOD we’re having a FIRE….sale.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD! A FIRE

sale

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

lies on floor, silently

cut

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eyes of fiery passion

Oh if only that were true

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not playing gives you time to perfect bedroom eyes

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats true

It happened to me when I was younger

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you end up with Stajan like eyes?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone wake me up if anything happens

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

At least they didn’t give up 2 easy goals

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

boring……but not losing

meh still boring

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

Either Wilson has shaken the lines (nope) or Jason Blake just took another week-long shift.

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Blake is on every line. FIST PUMP!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn...

beat me.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought he was playing on the same line as Grabovski Hagman Kulemin Mitchell and Steen

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice lineup…FIST PUMP!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the game goes to shootout, Wilson is replacing Toskala with Blake.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

the thrill of his 600th nhl game has unlocked untapped seratonin

HE CAN DO NO WRONG KIDS

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shock collar

Give him a jolt when he needs to get back to the bench. If it works on a mentally deficient black lab, it will work on Blake.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

then won’t he dread coming to the bench?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

wonder what Pavlov’s dog’s shot % is? could we use him?

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s a little too dead for that

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s probably got a harder wrist shot.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

If he comes back to the bench when summoned, he gets a treat!

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ring a bell

and he’ll salivate.
How’d you like that?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s lying in bed, just like Brian wilson did…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

barenaked ladies lyrics...

Appeal to a different crowd

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Sweet Child of Mine!!!!

Not the most exciting hockey game I’ve seen to date…

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

On the bright side...

It was pretty fast

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like the Rangers have an Appetite for destruction (of excitement) out there

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIST PUMP will never not be funny.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well there we go

someone scored

just not us though

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

like an even worse Alanis song

I’ve got one eye on the kids, one hand doing the dishes…any score, anything of note?

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

As soon as you posted this...

The Rangers scored

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 - 0 Rangers

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

just in time

for the Rangers to score.

with 10 seconds left in the boring first.

Joy.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goal

Predictable

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Kubby

Was so not where he was supposed to be

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

christ on a motorbike

9.3 seconds

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Tomas Kaberle is gonna choke a bitch

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He should start playing well, because he’s not.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or at least push one ever so gently.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is extremely unsatisfied with the play. He shall express this displease thusly

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright, intermission = making dinner.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Help me make a decision...

Pizza or McDonalds?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I had McD’s for lunch.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on the pizza place….

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or:

Subway, or takeout from a regular bar-style restaraunt

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

make sure you get your special Montreal smoked meat sub at subway!!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS JUST PASTRAMI

not sexy.

unless you’re Co-stanza

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it’s MONTREAL pastrsami

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

is

there a difference?

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

To the wikipedias! brb

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go forth LD

and educate

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the montreal one...

can speak french too

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

pastrami

from wiki:

The raw meat is salted (through immersion in a thick brine), then partly dried, seasoned with various herbs and spices (such as garlic, coriander, black pepper, paprika, cloves, allspice, mustard seed, and others depending on the specific recipe)12, and smoked. In Canada and the United States, pastrami is made from beef and the meat is kept hot on a steam table before slicing for serving.

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pastrami is a popular delicatessen meat made from lean red meat, chiefly brisket.

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

smoked meat doesn’t seem to be specific as to the kind of meat…it isn;t that clear

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You

made me hungry

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the flat of a brisket that goes into a pastrami. Brine, smoke, steam=pastrami.

Katz’s in New York is sublime.

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

right, but smoked meat doesn’t seem to be that distinct in what it is

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pizza

Unless you want a meal fabricated entirely out of hydrogenated soybeans, corn and cheap feedlot cattle.

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

(thats bad)

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you have a hankering for Dimethylpolysiloxane.

Read about McFrankenstein here.

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats bad

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

pizza

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good lord

Please no McD’s

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its

Panzerotto Pizza.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I woke up this morning feeling terrible. I was confused, as I only had two drinks. Then I remembered those stupid chicken nuggets.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what pizza place?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Panzerotto

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Cherry’s suit is surprisingly subdued

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

Like, someone could actually wear that

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not watching

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Cherry...

Is just killing me with all this pro-Wellwood stuff…

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh was gonna say the same thing…

stop Don……stop it

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

magic hands with a haunted herniated groin

dead to me

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry...

He’ll get hurt.

Just keep saying that to yourself

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha…I thought he was going to say Wellwood had 70% body fat ;)

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! while you have to suffer through what Cherry has to say, I on the other hand am watching a feed that has Ron Dugay talking to some random chick about god knows what or why.

...

by puckbuddy on Nov 1, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

more info?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

as bad and crazy don can be, there are worse.

...

by puckbuddy on Nov 1, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I don’t really listen to him. It’s seriously like whant whant whant to me, you know?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially after his outfit deafens anyone watching.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Cherry blinds and then deafens

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he multitasks!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pizza Time

Back in a few

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

SPAMMIN TIME

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like pastrami time, apparently.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

peanut butter pastrami time?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time change

What’s everyone doing with their extra hour tonight?

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Running around changing all my clocks.

Stoopid idea. Grrrr….

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably sleeping. My bed is so comfortable I never want to leave it

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, Jason Blake will spend the entire hour on the ice. Extra-long shift! FIST PUMP!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicely played

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just found this and I felt I had to share it here

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

laundry, brb

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes

mikey what was that?

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, no. Not another ineffective power play. :(

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

SPG

Winkle and DGB both had Mayers for penalty and WNH for a goal. Plenty of others with WNH for a goal.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well crap

Stupid Leafs giving me reasons to have stupid faith. Stupid

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be hating

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid Domi.

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

espeically yourself

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by Winkle on Nov 1, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid, stupid, domi, not knowing what the Hell we’re talking about anymore

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs should stop drawing penalties

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

and the lottery people should give me a winning ticket :)

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit – that reminds me – I have to run to the store and buy lottery tickets!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re welcome!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks LD…Leafs jersey of your choice if I win ;)

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCORE!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK…running out for tickets.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good luck!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

A word about bacon

This pastrami talk reminded me that Michael Ruhlman has an awesome book called Charcuterie that walks you thorugh how to make your own sausages, pastrami and – get ready for it – bacon.

His book is here: http://www.ruhlman.com/books.html (second row on the left, I think)

His awesome blog is here: http://blog.ruhlman.com/

And now I’m off to read about Jacob Two-Two and his dinosaur…when I return, I predict 2-0 NYR. Leafs continue to feable on the PP and get bitten on the PK.

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruhlman rocks…haven’t read Charcuterie, but I will definitely check it out!

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Just thinking of the Little Mosque ad: “Sausage? It’s bacon-flavoured”

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm back...

…and it’s 2-0 NYR. I’m left to wonder why I suck so much at SPG.

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DING

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bells of St. Marys

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Tomas Kaberle

…looks like Mr. Bean. There. I said it.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

not that much, Gary Bettman looks more like Mr. Bean to me

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

slight resemblance…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's plenty more

Some better than others, of course:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0804/nhl.players.resembling.entertainers/content.1.html

Lidstrom compared to Doogie Howser? I guess there’s a reason why he’s the best d-man in the NHL.

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Rosy cheeks and ridiculously smooth skin FTW!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's born with it...

maybe it’s Maybeline?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s like that movie with Jean-Claude van Damme. “There’s TWO of them????”

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oops. FAIL on getting that comment in the "Mr. Bean: thread

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you know that unless you view your page, your avatar looks like a slice of homestyle bacon?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm Bacon. That’s better than what the picture actually is!

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steen

Rules.

In case you didnt hear

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a rumour of that going around

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s all true.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Onion sombrero!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That is one strange commercial.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least I’m not the only one creeed out by that commercial

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

creeed = crepped

FAIL DOMI

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

creeed = creeped?

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Creed is a creepy band

And when i say creepy, i mean horrible.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

seconded

I just fail at typing, as we already knew

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALSO:

I’m back. What’d I miss?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

not much. Some guys skated around and passed the puck

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

TEN GOALS BY THE LEAFS

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

much sexy parties!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

stajan set the goal on fire just be looking at it

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember that video game, NBA Jam? “Boomshakalaka! He’s on FIRE!!!!”

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

stajan is on fire! didn’t you hear in the pregame?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that.

Poni and Wilson confirmed it

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, i was lost in his eyes

I tend to lose focus when he pops up on screen

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t exactly blame you. it’s easy to get lost in his eyes…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes hours go by when I come to…

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Score unchanged, Toronto power play still as threatening as a puppy.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back

Blake is still on the ice?

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

FIST PUMP

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. He lingers in the corner and pops up when you least suspect it.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shock collar went off ...

… and he went back to the bench briefly for a snausage.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

or beggin strips

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops

still struggling with the commenty box, apparently. That wasn’t supposed to be a reply to anything, but a pithy comment about the f*&king Ranger goal.

Be gentle with me. I’m old and don’t understand the way you kids fool around with this Intarwebby thing.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, just be happy you figured out the internet is on the computer

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have it on the computer now?

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blakes don’t know it’s not bacon!

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

IT’S BACON!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a great promo for Blake Biscuits™

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blakuits?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it feels like there are more than 5 guys on the ranger side

we’re in their end but there’s not much strength on the puck, the cycling feels panicky and rushed.

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there are like 2 rangers to each leaf there. I don’t get it

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those were some rather portentous comments..

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit, when I have a joke, it is topical and deep, not just a non sequitor!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah

Another saggy Rangers goal

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

that was like post childbirth boobies saggy

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

The Rangers almost scored another one. That would have been knee-worthy sags.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

At least we have each other

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s not so cold without you here,Archimedes

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im reknowned...

for my cuddling abilities. It’s really quite something.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

cuddling can be fun, except when your arm inevitably falls asleep

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

its a gift and a curse really

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but then, extra body heat…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

leafs fans know that…..usually our lead

sry, negative nancy there

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, poop.

Blair Betts off the end boards.

Must have had a cloaking device since no one noticed him. :(

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

its been working for a while...

I’ve seen plenty of Rangers games, and NEVER noticed Blair Betts.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blair Betts?

So a porno name

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

For Bill Simmons readers

It’s also a classic “Lindsay Hunter All-Stars” name

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally so.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Nigel Dawes sounds like a banker – the kind of guy who decides to get together with his friends and get drunk and restructure a major corporation, or something.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nigel Dawes looks like Lister from Red Dwarf

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

“It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere …”

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I’m all alone, more or less…”

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You...

Know the MOST arcane quotes. It blows my mind

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No! Not gazpacho soup! The horror!

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god so many quotes to chose from I can’t decide…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fact, it's got me

Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you’re in town
You make me feel a clown, girl

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nigel Dawes...

Sounds like he should have friends with names like “Stephen St. James”

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Curtis Glencross

The start of an all-yuppie team.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yashin...

Makes that team, if for no reason other than the turtleneck

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jordin Tootoo

Can join Betts on the porno team.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

For fuck’s sake.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT CHEMMY

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time out

Perfect time to call a time out and tear a beggin strip off these guys…

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He's still playing...

On one of Blake’s 3 lines, right?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blake is currently driving the Zamboni….making sure he gets credited with 18 minutes of extra ice.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zamboni ghost riding? FIST PUMP

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ridin' Dirty

FIST PUMP

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He’s actually driving BOTH Zambonis…DOUBLE FIST PUMP!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt

he will cover the ice TWICE and stay out too long for the Timbits hockeyists to get a chance to play.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Timbits are delicious. FIST PUMP FOR TIMBITS!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make sure you take their helmets off before you take a bite or else – “crunchy recipe”.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

like "Crunchy Frog" candy!

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s the secret filling!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t ask about the cream-filled ones. Ewww.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what else did you think it was?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

think of the children Jason!!!…..

….like when Howard Berger made you cry at your cancer presser

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wade fucking Redden.

Once a Sen…….

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Just an update:

I’m hilarious tonight. In case you didn’t notice.

Also: So are all of you.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks.

That’s so sweet of you.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you too

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Group hug!

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww!

I’m high

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a given

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

Good, I guess… Thats the reputation I was going for.

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“Big Smoke Sports”

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

“We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays”

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently, the love we all share here is not exhibited by anyone associated with Al Strachan. What a dolt of a human being.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww

Nice to meet all of you guys, too

i love not lurking anymore

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm

Philly cheese steak and sweet potato fries.

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Raptors game

Is starting.

Alternate sports!

Ron Wilson and Sam Mitchell, sportsinterviews’ prickliest

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

im actually

doing 2 live chats at the same time

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you whore.

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imma ready

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give up...

too tough.

This chat is untoppable

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, there were some great ones in the past

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

not like this isn’t great or anything

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

if for no other reason..

Than i truly believe that we’re a family here.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are. I thought you were talking about this specific game thread.

but I love this place

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of was, I kind of wasn't.

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

A sometimes dysfunctional, but bacon lovin’, TWSS, BCWW shouting crowd all sticking around for the simple love of the Leafs.

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we rock.

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gerry Dee is freakin' everywhere

And it doesn’t bother me at all for some reason.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hope Mike Milbury takes a swing at Al Strachan.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Oldest punchline ever

If Al Strachan and Mike Milbury fought to the deat on live on Satellite Hot Stove who would win?

The viewing public.

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Massive

LOL

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The classics never die…

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Ron Mclean equated a denial from an owner in Tampa Bay with one of the most important journlist investigations of the modern era.

Yeah, Deep Throat, Woodward and Bernstein = Al Strachan and a secret source.

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by mf37 on Nov 1, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should play for the hurricanes

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Concussions suck

/speaks from experience, and that was just fainting not getting hit by a huge defender speeding at me on ice

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like a concussion to Mike Milbury and Al Strachan. :)

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And I would totally let you do it, too.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

the plans I have for Gary Bettman.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d give that a FIST PUMP

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd

give that two FIST PUMPS UP!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's concuss...

…PJ Stock while we’re at it.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he comes pre-assembled that way.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that they have to put PJ on his own little set, away from the rest of the “talent”.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

put in a little cage

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just like on the news, when they send the weatherman outside. Go ahead and tell us the forecast, Chip, but DON’T BE STEPPING FOOT IN THIS BUILDING!!!

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by jrwendelman on Nov 1, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the sounds of things

we’d be way too late

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

also,

root beer + rum = CRAZY DELICIOUS

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought I'd invented that In college

I had a wicked name for it too

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait now...

That was Dr. Pepper and Rum.

I called it “Dr. Captain Pepper Morgan”

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrapa round curl and I call them “Doctor Captains”, you know, both titles

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, to Wrap and I, dark rum + Dr Pepper = Dr. Captains, also crazy delicious

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr Captain

was the short name for it.

We’re like freaky bizarro versions of the same people

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP READING MY BRAINWAVES DAMMIT

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww...

it’s a match made in heaven!

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Jared’s not here…

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ye yeah yeah thats what im trying to do here….

severe lack of Pep though

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s all about the HAMILTONS baby!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that was an absolute killer combo.

by bkblades on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

drinking alone ftw?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m with you guys. I don’t feel alone

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad gave me a huge 40 of cuban rum last week..

I have one can of dr.pepper

INSUFFICIENT

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost fail

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else as excited as I am for this week’s episode of The Border??? It looks so exciting! There’s a slapping scene!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

people watch the Border?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

and DRUGS!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you not see

the pre-game intro tying the show into the broadcast

LAME! Don Cherry was acting and everything

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s so into character he had on a non-blinding suit

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah…that was hard to watch…so: consistent with the majority of CBC’s programming…

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Failure.

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Happy failtacular failoween, everyone

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL OR TREAT!!!

The answer: fail

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow...

I bet we’re going to come up short of the “40 Shots Per Game” clip the Leafs have been playing at the last 5 games

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Mad Scramble in front!

= Fail

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm saving

most of my emoness and failness for when we play the Bruins

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

or...

when I get to talking about relationships again

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

shall we grab another 40 for that occasion?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe save it for a Bruins game, just turn the entire thread into one big emofest

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah.

You should have seen the comments section of that “Women Are Crazy!” post I wrote. talk about relationships and emotionness

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, women ARE crazy…and so are men

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

That took a lot less words this time

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why I’ve sworn off dating.

My last break-up, I actually had a guy tell me that he wanted me to act less intelligent around his friends, because he found it emasculating to have his buddies know he was dating a smart woman.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smart women

are amazing

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

/not a personal attack , just general rant

it seems like in my experience, anyone who says “I want a smart woman/man” they really forget to add in “…as long as they aren’t smarter than me.” Add in that apparently being a single woman is a fate worse than death, it makes me wonder why I even bother trying to be intelligent when I’m going to fail either way. then I remember, I actually like being strong independent, etc, and I don’t need a relationship to validate my existence.

again, just my experience, your milage may vary

/end rant
//drink more

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont have to worry about that...

Because I’m pretty much a genious

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

u r sew smrat

mee 2

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captain Doctor! FIST PUMP!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

root beer + rum

FIST PUMP!

more non bimbo women?

DOUBLE FIST PUMP!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Non-bimbo women with a buzz on?

TRIPLE FIST PUMP!

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Fortunately I’m okay with being single. Open to meeting someone, but hardly desperate. :)

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here, here! Single is not a fate worse than death! I’ve been wondering if tehre were any other women like that I was starting to have my doubts

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d rather be single than have to do shit like that

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And here's the odd thing ...

He met me in the LIBRARY!

Needless to say, that was a pretty damn short relationship. I don’t do stupid bimbo for anyone. :)

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he there to use the bathroom?

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOOD FOR YOU!

Us non-bimbos need to stick together

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was the problem...

that he had dumb friends?

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They weren't bad.

He was just more insecure than he seemed at first and nervous about being shown up. He shouldn’t have been, though – he was a sweet guy and had a great sense of humor. He wasn’t all that stupid or anything, either – he wasn’t well educated, but was pretty well read and very thoughtful.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wasn’t well educated, but was pretty well read and very thoughtful.

::blink::

/relationships suck
//boys are weird

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow…I assume the break-up followed shortly after that little exchange?

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, fuck that. I would have kicked him to the curb posthaste

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rangers team D = great

Maple Leafs team = falling over constantly

by Ando Rich on Nov 1, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

By all means...

continue to allow players to run over Toskala

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, if we’re going to be crappy at least beat somebody up.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frogren would never allow such a thing.

by clark4calder on Nov 1, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hockey Viking would EAT PEOPLE!

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Name Is Frogurt...

And I’m carrying the weight

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

with sprinkles?

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by loser domi on Nov 1, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats good

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

potassium benzoate?

by dare_ on Nov 1, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats bad

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by Archimedies on Nov 1, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even at even strength, the Rangers look like they are on a power play.

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by Baroque on Nov 1, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions