Leafs Come West
It will come as a shock to pretty much no one, but a lot of people in Western Canada hate Toronto, and, in particular, hate the Leafs.
Me, I was born and raised in Toronto. I left after high school and ended up only a few hours down the 401 at Queen's. It was pretty easy to be a Leafs fan at Queen's; sure, you've got a pretty even mix of Habs, Sens, and Leafs fans there, more often than not we were classified as in the Ottawa region and stuck with Sens games, and Cogeco refused to let me have LeafsTV in my apartment, but still. Leafs information was easy to come by. Then, it happened.
I moved to Edmonton so that I could do my MA. I've been here just over two years now. And in those two years, I've heard more comments about my Leafs fandom than I can even count. I get it from my supervisor. From my students. People who see me wearing a Leafs hat, or the license plate on my car. We had to do an observational study in one of my methods classes - I did mine on reactions to me wearing a Leafs jersey in Edmonton. During that time, I got booed by a child while waiting for the bus, booed in a Boston Pizza, booed in the Student Union Building...let's just say there was a lot of booing. One guy did, however, congratulate me on having at least partially decent taste, since the jersey I chose to sport was a CuJo from back in the day (everything old is new again!)
The guy who sharpens my skates hates my Leafs hat and makes fun of it every time I come in (I make fun of a mannequin in his front window every time I come in, so I figure it at least evens the score a little bit). I reminded him when I was in on Monday that Thursday was a big day. He bet me $2 on the game.
The game. The game I've been waiting for all season.
Last year, the Leafs came to town in the pre-season. It's testament to how much I miss the team that I was willing to pay for pre-season "action". I wasn't the only one. As I looked left and right, up and down from me, it wasn't hard to pick out a whole lot of Leafs jerseys in between the copper and gold.
Tomorrow is the one day of the season where all of us Leafs fans trapped in Edmonton come out of the woodwork. I've got the jersey ready, the hat, the flag. My roommate is wearing a Marlies jersey. I've got my tickets in hand. I am counting down the hours.
If there is one game this year I want to see won, it's this one. This game is my ticket to gloating. People can 1967 me to death every other day of the year; I just want one.
Although, realistically, win or lose - I'm hoping for a 2008 Leafs kind of game. The kind I've been watching on TV, spamming about with you guys here. Something fast, something crazy. Something I wouldn't expect. I'd be happy with that.
A win though...I'd be even happier with that.
Well that, and some Frogurt.
And maybe a fist pump, just for good luck.
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The main reason I want the Leafs to win on this road trip west are for all the unfortunate Leaf fans in exile.
Go Leafs Go
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 8:52 AM EST reply actions
I got booed by a child while waiting for the bus
I hope you pushed that kid into a puddle when it’s parents weren’t looking.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
Nah, the best thing to do is tell that kid that the Oilers killed Santa Clause.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 9:24 AM EST up reply actions
I was once
Told to “go back to F*$king Canada” at a Sabres-Senators game… may have had something to do with the fact that I was wearing a Leafs jersey.
I promptly replied “Okay, and I’ll take the Bills with me.”
Needless to say I did not go to the parking lot that the pleasant fella told me to meet him at after the game.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I fear for December 12th, I am going to the game in Buffalo with a group of how you say, loud and obnoxious females that make me look subtle. Me being the only male will become the largest target in the group, I better sneak my brass knuckles across the border,
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 9:36 AM EST up reply actions
You might as well tattoo Proxy on your forehead because any agression against the ladies will be taken out on you.
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Nah
You’ll be fine if the ladies stick up for you, people in Buffalo wouldn’t dare offend attractive females because there are so few of those in that city.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Which is why they won’t be sure of how to handle them. Some might go with the “try to kill her friend and kidnap her” approach.
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putting away brass knuckles, packing uzi
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
You do realize
That Bush eliminated the ban on assault rifles a few years back right?
Like they say in Buffalo, don’t bring an Uzi to a M16 fight.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Close range it doesn’t matter
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Nah, I need a big magazine, There will be a lot of em
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Well
One of the reasons we made it out of Buffalo alive was because a bunch of drunk blondes (all fairly hot) who are Sabres-fans stood up for us and told that guy to shut up and leave us alone… which worked surprisingly well. Although that may have had something to do with a couple of my drunk co-workers flirting heavily with them.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
attractive Saber fans? I don’t know what to believe anymore
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure
They weren’t from around the area.
Actually I’m positively certain.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Dude, I dunno. There was a ton of good looking trim at Duff’s last time I was in Buffalo.
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Dood!
With you all the way. The last time the Leafs came to California, Belfour was in net, Gary Roberts was tearing peoples heads off, and McCabe was still pretty good…December can’t get here soon enough!
Have fun, be safe, and rub your fandom in there faces!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
The last time we went, in the pre-season, a fight broke out on the LRT on the way home.
Oddly enough, it began with a drunken Oilers fan arguing with another Oilers fan about who was a better Oilers fan. At some point, someone tried to talk shit to a friend of mine standing in front of me about how bad the Leafs are (he actually hates the Leafs, so this was pretty hilarious). Eventually, the most drunkenest of the bunch got off downtown…and proceeded to throw his shoes at the LRT.
While I see a lot (A LOT) of drunken antics, this stands out as one of the most hilarious and stupid things that’s happened since I moved out here.
LA Fans...
all 7 of them (one of which is in my extended family, sadly enough, he’s a second cousin, and no one talks to him at the family reunions) are not a very rowdy bunch. They genuinely like to see the rink filled up, even if it makes it an away game of sorts. Then, we all head to the bars and they constantly talk about the Aki Berg trade…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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Dare, you are vindicated
5-2 Leafs win. Eat it Oilers.
So, I wonder which players will leave Edmonton soon? After last night’s performance by the Oil, I’m not sure the Leafs will even want any of those “migrants”. ;)
awesome!
were you assaulted by any shoe wielding Oil fans on the way home?
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Unfortunately, we were running late last night and drove down to Rexall, so we didn’t get to enjoy riding the LRT home afterwards. :(
bummer...
but glad to hear you made it out alive, and saw an awesome game to boot!
PS – should any of you ever be in the bay area, and want to take in a game of the A’s and Jays, under no circumstances make it known that you are not rooting for the home team. Speaking from experience here…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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Excuse me I’ve sat in the cheap seats in PHILADELPHIA wearing a Darcy Tucker jersey four times.
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Philly...
has nothing on Oakland fans.
however, cheers to you and your cajones of steel…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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Pshaw
Wear an England jersey and carry around a St. George’s cross in front of 7,000 Portuguese in Lisbon and then come talk to me.
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Psssh, I wore a Tie Domi Jersey to a divorce settlement!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Oh not mine, I just felt like stirring some shit up.
You gotta be in a relationship to get married. I haven’t found anyone crazy enough to volunteer for that in a long time
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
wha?
gimme that!
\wrestles “Psychotic Fan With Steel Cajones and Iron Hubris” Award from Jareds hands…
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DENIED
I’ve had is surgically grafted to my liver, which is made of Irish titanium.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Food and alcohol are my life partners.
Its a wonder I’m not 300lbs instead of 195
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hey me too!
I’m also 195, but I’m like 5’6"
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
5’9 here
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yea but
Do you sit on your ass all day?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
all but two hours that i expend all my energy at thy gym yes.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
ditto...
195 is the secret weight of winners.
my mommy told me that
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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course..
i’m 5’10…you freaking midgets
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AH HA
The last time I was inside a gym was in Grade-freaking-nine
Got you beat in the fat department
Go me
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