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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 AM EST Comment 28 comments

You better not cry

You better not pout, I'm telling you why

Brian Burke is coming to tooooooown

Alex Tran doesn't think Brian Burke sees you when you're sleeping.
Down Goes Brown doesn't think he knows when you're awake.
Puck Daddy doesn't think Brian Burke knows if you've been bad or good.
But come on Torontosportsmedia, Detroit isn't very good, for goodness sake.

In non-Brian Burke related news:

Down Goes Brown has Wendel Moment #9. If you have tickets to the November 22nd game, consider selling them to someone you don't like, just in case Wendel Clark punches every fan in attendance.
Torontosportsmedia's guest blogger Neil Smith went to the 2008 HHOF Induction.
Blurr has a Hagmancrush. After seeing the pictures of his wife I am not sure which Hagman I love more.

Sorry about the Christmas carols, I know it's not even December yet.

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This is all gonna be HI-lerious

When Burke announces he’s going to work for the New York Rangers a few weeks from now and I can watch the Toronto MSM being completely floored.

Cox and Berger would have a field day, their hypocrisy-gland would explode from having so much potential material.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 13, 2008 9:28 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Best.Outcome.Ever.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 9:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

HAHAHAHA

Jesus that would be hilarious. They’d have to flip from “The Leafs are bringing in the wrong guy” to “the Leafs screwed it up with the right guy” so quickly it’ll even make our heads spin.

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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:40 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The History of Awesome...

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 10:24 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

I was quoted in Puck Daddy as the voice of optimism among Leaf fans.

Strange days.

Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die.

by Down Goes Brown on Nov 13, 2008 10:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

hahahahahahaha

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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I think you might be the only one that’s looking on the bright side of Burke.

A life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...http://bitterleaf.blogspot.com

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2008 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Up is down.

Cats and dogs living together in harmony.

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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You guys are such downers. Why can’t we all be happy for a change?

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by Down Goes Brown on Nov 13, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I haven’t been this optimistic since the Leafs acquired Tyson Nash.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2008 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

My Christmas carol scared away all of the readers. :(

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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 11:01 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

It’s Brian Burke’s apparent magical powers that have me scuuurrred.

by lordosis on Nov 13, 2008 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m from a loud abrasive Irish family, and we all think Burke is too much.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Is your family as drunk as mine? My grandmother can drink my roommate under the table.

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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Short answer, yes.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 11:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I drink because my grandma IS my roommate. Or something.

by lordosis on Nov 13, 2008 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Man that’s weird.

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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

We call it “the Cobourg upbringing”.

by lordosis on Nov 13, 2008 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The “Port Hope Upbringing” would involve living with your grandmother because she was also your lover.

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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I love holidays with the family. We all sit around and get shitfaced then pass out on the dining room floor.

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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Shoving match with dad over the last beer…

by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Actually my dad is a huge lightweight.

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by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

shoving match with dad over the first beer!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I like to tell people

I go from zero to drunk in under 20 dollars.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 13, 2008 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

that's a t-shirt

waiting to happen…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

epic games of bullshit and rummy go down at my place

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Merry Christmas

And DGB the voice of optimism? The world is ending sometime today.

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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 12:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Burke is meeting with the Leafs in Vancouver RIGHT. NOW.

!!!!!

by EastLoop on Nov 14, 2008 4:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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