Preview: Leafs at Oilers

by Chemmy on Nov 13, 2008 5:00 PM EST Comment 21 comments

Pre-Game: 8:30 p.m., Leafs TV
Broadcast: 9:00 p.m., Leafs TV, AM640, Leafs TV Interactive
Post-Game: 11:30 p.m., Leafs TV
Post Video: mapleleafs.com

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Downtown Edmonton pictured during rush hour.

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In the course of bringing you fine folks the best Leafs coverage I can, I occasionally have to do things that no normal human being would want to do. Today, in order to bring you a game preview for Leafs-Oilers, I talked to Moose.

Moose: wait 'til you get a load of Jeff Drouin Deslauriers tonight....

me: Stop talking to me.

Moose: yeah, he's due for implosion

Jeff Long French Name has a 1.71 GAA and a .951SV% to go with a 3-0 record. Hopefully it was just a lucky streak or the Oilers played teams who can't score. He's seeing about 35 shots per 60 minutes so hopefully the Leafs can run that total up. This will also be JDD's first start at Rexall.

Moose: Leafs-Oilers tonight...any thoughts?

me: Please leave me alone.

Moose: we're going to destroy you

me: If the Oilers win will you stop talking to me?

Moose: fuck no...i actually think you're going to beat us tonight

Moose thinks Toronto is going to win, which is probably a death sentence for the boys in Blue and White (without orange).

After his temper tantrum, Jason Blake will be back in the lineup tonight. I have to say that I love Ron Wilson:

"I'm glad he's upset," said coach Ron Wilson, who has coached Blake on Team USA. "You don't want a guy to roll over and die. I want him to step on the ice, and play with piss and vinegar, which he hasn't done consistently.

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So..

Wilson wants Blake to wet himself on the ice?

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 13, 2008 5:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

and clean it with vinegar...

true story.

when I’m at a restaurant (the swanky sit down kind) and have an order of fries with my meal. I always ask for vinegar, and I always get Malt or Rice. Not the same.

I ask the waiter to check with the cooks in the back to see if they have any white vinegar in the back that they use for cleaning the grill, and if so, could they bring me out some.

9 times out of 10, i get a small cup of white vinegar, and a horrified waiter watching me pour cleaning products on my fries.

also, Jason Blake dressing means who’s sitting? Not Hollweg i hope!

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

AHHHH!

NIGHTMARE MOOSE IS BACK!!! GAAAAARGH1!!!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 5:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

it's like

he’s looking into my soul…and grinning about what he sees.

is that good?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

that’s why he’s NIGHTMARE MOOSE

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

so...

not good?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

it’s the creepiest picture of a moose I have ever seen ever.

he looks like he wants to eat me

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

it looks to me

like he needs a doobie hanging out of his mouth…

by Karina on Nov 13, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

his eyes do look a little glassy

like he’s saying “dooood” in moose-anese

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Happy moose

..is happy

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 13, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

As and ye shall recieve...

Doobie Moose…

by Travis Hair on Nov 13, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

That moose is talking to me.

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Did the moose bring the pizza…?

by Travis Hair on Nov 13, 2008 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

look out LD, now the moose has the munchies!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

OK

he’s a little less threatening with the tie dye and doobie (Archimedes must be jealous of the size of it) but still, I have chips I could just throw at it

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs