Game Thread: Maple Leafs at ACC West Part II
by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:30 PM EST
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Toronto Maple Leafs at Edmonton Oilers, Nov 13, 2008 9:00 PM EST
The last time these two met in the regular season was when the Leafs were busy making their fans' lives miserable by honouring the 1967 Stanley Cup Champions. Millions raced to their calendars to make sure that it was not, in fact, 1968 all over again.
Internet stream is available here.
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I wonder how the kids on each team are staking up so far? Note that this is just a purely superficial look that is only meant to inflame Oilers fans that think that their young kids are 'going to get better' while the Leafs' are 'obvously going to get worse'.
| Goals | Assists | Points | +/- | |
| Ales Hemsky | 5 | 10 | 15 | -1 |
| Andrew Cogliano | 3 | 2 | 5 | -3 |
| Robert Nilsson | 2 | 3 | 5 | -3 |
| Sam Gagner | 0 | 2 | 2 | -3 |
| Goals | Assists | Points | +/- | |
| Matt Stajan | 4 | 9 | 13 | 5 |
| Mikhail Grabovski | 7 | 4 | 11 | -2 |
| Nikolai Kulemin | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 |
| John Mitchell | 2 | 3 | 5 | -4 |
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so many faces in that video that arn’t around anymore
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 8:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I thought the same thing! Remember when Pohl was a ‘prospect’? Thank God for last year.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hey gang
have fun, not gonna make this one, but i am remembering to set the DVR!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 8:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Stajan
Is still considered a young gun?
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 8:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
well,
a young-ER gun. Not as young as Luke Schenn and Tlusty, but not as old as, say, CuJo.
fair enough?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He’s only 24 so I think it’s fair to include him. I arbitrarily made the list 25 and under. (Hemsky’s 24 right?)
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Stajan is only 24?
Wow. We should hang out. I’m 23.
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 25
I could chaperone
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m fucking 26. Fuck.
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Please
I’m older than all of y’all. I’m so old my bones are half dust.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Still
A guy like Luke Schenn makes me wonder what the fuck I’m doing in life.
pure FAIL.
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
And a guy like Bill Gates makes him look like a loser.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A guy like Luke Schenn makes me wonder what the fuck I’m doing in life
Absolute gold, eyebleaf. Rock-solid.
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We could compare dust, I'm sure...
….
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
True
you might give me a run for my money there.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I have no doubt that you are. We’re the old fogeys in the room. I wish Blurr was here. He’d complain about kids and their rock music with us…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
shall I fetch canes and get off of lawns?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If you wouldn’t mind…that will save Mabel and I a lot of cranky.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And would you be a dear and bring me my reading glasses?
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And put on a sweater, you’ll catch a cold.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
word. I’m 21, so you guys could sneak me in places :P
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LD
when you come up to TO, I’ll “sneak” you into all sorts of places. And then we can work on getting thrown out of them.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hold on
I’m 21, so I can drink anywhere but saudi Arabia. Sigh…it’s the last number you celebrate until you get to “how the hell did you live this long?” numbers
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Uggg
Or the "Holy crap you are old’ ages (40, 50, 60, 70)
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
30
Definately makes that list.
Not for literal age, but for the shock of no longer being in your 20’s
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’d never make it in Saudi Arabia…
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. Me neither.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know
That’s why I put “sneak” in quotes. And I meant we’d get thrown out for bad behaviour, not for you being underage. Work with me here!
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
For sure
that will be the plan. Booze, raucous behaviour, and perhaps the breaking of hearts. And of course, being tossed out.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
anyone know Tlusty’s number?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
are you willing to share?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
C4C fail
That’s not the backup I was thinking of.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh, you can watch if you like
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinking that you’re probably gonna get in some tight spots. Might have to shoot your way out. You’ll need some back who can keep shit calm.
If it’s NSFW Jiri, that’s cool. Just sayin I may be of use.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
we never said you couldn’t be of use, I;m sure we could find something…even if it’s just fetching munchies or something
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's not demeaning
fetching munchies is a crucial part of our plans. You’d be an integral member of the team…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll think about it...
…I just don’t want to be the gofer in the operation.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't
be the gofer. We’d give you an awesome title. Something that illustrates your importance to the night.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Gimme a cool title and I’m happy.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I see
Well, maybe you can tag along. As long as you bring money for bail…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You won’t need bail…I gotcha covered.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Stajan’s birthday is also December 19, which is really late in eth year. He’s always going to be younger than a lot of people until he’s like 90
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Unrelated but...
I saw Matt Stajan at a Coldplay concert. Don’t ask me why I was there, but I saw him. Along with Martine Gaillard – she’s shorter than I thought. But what a firecracker!
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Coldplay is kickass, brother. Viva La Vida fuckin rocked.
Yeah, I said it.
What?
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
coldplay
Sucks.
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t hate what you can’t understand, my friend.
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's not that I dont understand
Its that no two lyrics have anything to do with each other.
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
coldplay
I’ve always been kinda meh towards them. I liked Vivia la Vida and another one (Violet hill?) by them however
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I loved
the whole album.
X & Y too.
I went to their concerts. They are phenomenal live.
I like Coldplay. I can say it loud, and proud.
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m biased since I don’t like their music, but Chris Martin performs like a guy riddled with ADHD suffering from Parkinson’s. He doesn’t sit still even playing on his piano.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was mentioning songs by them, I don’t think I have the names right though
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well you're stronger than I am
I had friends (not close ones, obviously) who debated who amongst Radiohead and Coldplay were better. If I wasn’t drinking, I think I would gouged my ears with a dull spoon…
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Stajan doesn’t seem like a Coldplay kinda guy, to be honest. then again, I may just be reading him wrong
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He may suck at hockey, but at least he’s got some taste in music…
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if a girlfriend or teammate dragged him to a Coldplay concert??
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That seemed to be the case
Or maybe Stajan is just that into Chris Martin and Coldplay.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
I think I just read him wrong. Maybe he’s a fan after his girlfriend ran out of Beyonce to put on his ipod for him
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you can certainly keep your ideas about stajan intact. To be honest, I was pretty much the only one who even noticed it was Stajan. Then by the time I wanted to go back, I met Martine Gaillard and I was thoroughly distracted.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No they were not
Stajan was with who I assume was a lady friend. He was with some other dude and his chick.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
She has
dynamite pillows. I want to fall asleep on them. Among other things.
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They look even bigger because she’s not very tall. Not that I’m complaining at all since i’m only like 5’ 6".
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
NHL.com
reports his birthday as 13 August 1983
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hemsky?
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
linky to oilers's page
http://oilers.nhl.com/team/app?page=PlayerDetail&playerId=8469466&service=page
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
so that was a good arbitrary age limit.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Stajan has 13 points this year...
That’s already 39% of the points he had last year…
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Big Year
The Soviet Bloc can make any player look great.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
everybody is good and happy
with some hot ruskie on ruskie man love
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and by everybody you mean you
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So true
hot ruskie on ruskie man love makes everything a little brighter.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ok
you and Mabel
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and Wrap and OMGWTF?TML
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and me
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LD, you were the first “you”
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh. All I could say was “oh.”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHHAHAHHHAHHAHA
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A fanfic so full of fail, it’s almost a win!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I am out...back in the intermission!
I see about 22 people on the site lurking around so if you aren’t registered or haven’t partaken in the awesomeness of a game thread then tonight’s a great night to start.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
p.s.
The stream is up top.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
to the game thread!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
disregard that
this IS the game thread. I thought I was still in the preview for some odd reason
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHA
You have a long night ahead of you!
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know
and a test on Research methods tomorrow :/
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
answer: internet
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by eyebleaf on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nah, it’s on observational methods and using secondary sources. In other words zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You ladies and your tests…are you gonna be spammin or studyin?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can fail at both at once
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Please
My test was today, and it was so full of fail that I went out immediately and started drinking. When my prof asked me how I did on it, I laughed in his face. Gah!
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Post-fail drinking...
…immediately eradicates the fail. I love post-fail drinking. I’ve done more than my share.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that right there explains why I drink so much
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know that I failed
I just don’t know that I did well. He is the most random of profs, in that you have no idea what the hell to study. Plus, the book reads like stereo instructions. There was a full page on the length your hair should be. I kid you not.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
…I’m sure you could close the dude who wrote the text under the table.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure I could to
if my prof would actually talk about how to close, and not shout acronyms at us. He is full of fail. Plus, he gets creepily close to you when he talks to you. Yuck.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Close talkers are not cool. And they never close! FAIL!
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know! I get very creeped out when he talks to me. Plus, he stares. I can’t wait till I’m done with him.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what class was this for again?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Professional selling
The class I usually drink in.
But today, while having to be sober for the short class after the test, we contented ourselves with drawing stick figures killing themselves.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Professional selling?
I don’t even know what you have to do, but I would probably drink in it.
If it makes you feel better in my research methods book, there is an entire CHAPTER that boils down to “don’t act like the Nazis”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait?
DON’T act like the Nazis?
Man, I wish you’d told me that sooner…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's reading responses like these...
That make me mad when I miss the beginning of the joke
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, don’t harm your research subjects, don’t pull any Milgrams...etc, etc,
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Were the Nazis poor researchers?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
C4C
stuff like this is why I loves ya. Nicely done.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah shucks...
…I’m just here to help the hockey club.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
they kept terrible notes and didn’t use controls, plus you know, the whole genocide thing
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Which, as it turns out, was a poorly researched endeavour.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sick
of you and your ‘anti-genocide’ stance.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
There are teachers in Alberta
who feel the same way, Mabel. And they actually teach it to children
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Capt Bringdown
I was trying to be all funny, and you have to point out that there are people in the world that actually think that. Now I’m a sad panda.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
sunshine, lollipops, unicorns…Tlusty, ruskie on ruskei manlove…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, tlusty and ruskie man love? I’m happy again.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I dare anyone, and I mean anyone, not to be happy with a Poni and Antropov union.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What do I keep telling people?
Everyone loves hot ruskie man on man love.
Everyone.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as the puck goes in the net, they can do whatever they like with each other.
B…T…etc…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bit by bit
I’ll break you. Eventually you’ll just be able to come out and say you love it. Mark my words.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
…that might be the case for some things. Not sure if it will happen for man on man ruskie love.
But I’m open, I suppose.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're a closer...
…so I can see it happening.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I was trying to be captain ironic
But I missed the mark. I sorryz for pandaz of tears. :(
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You were capt ironic
but I had forgotten about all that, so I gotz the sadz. Keep it up though!
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But that requires Capt Effort
And he left the building a long time ago…
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Did he go for snacks?
Cuz maybe he’ll be back in a bit with some doritos and beer, and then he’ll be able to help you out.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We are supposed to learn all about the art of selling, from how to find prospects, to how to close. Mostly? I find I’m learning how to freshen my drink in class and how to doodle most effectively.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
all good skills
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In some cultures...
…those two activities are guaranteed closers. You’ll do great in Burkina Faso.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Burkina Faso, eh?
I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks for the career advice.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LD
I’m drunk, and I figured that out. What’s going on with you?
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're drunk??
This could be fun ;)
How was the test?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the game thread!
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know that now…stupid domi (facepalm)
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate...
…the Oilers’ anthem singer. Almost as much as Lyndon Slewidge.
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Alright, I need some help with this atdhe thing. I used to use sopcast, but that kind of stopped working. i’m just seeing a white box on that page. I’m usually pretty good with computers, but I’m having trouble here. Any tips?
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Leafs TV's Intros are much better this year
Its like they are spending money or something
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Unrelated to anything
LD, I love you.
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
???
any particular reason, or jus because?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jus because...
I’m high again
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by Archimedies on Nov 13, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok
(hugs)
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A chippy start!
I like it…
Schenn is due for a big game tonight. I believe it.
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Grabbers
Is flying tonight. This Edmonton ice is MADE for guys like Grabs and Hagman.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Too bad the lighting is so crappy. Almost as bad as Long Island
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Edmonton is a small-market team.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully, they don’t all share the same Gatorade bottle.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jamal Mayers
looks like a cartoon character to me. Maybe it’s his brows.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That is an AWESOME mask
worn by Edmonton’s goalie. Jeff Delorean or something rather.
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Blake
…is bringing the piss and vinegar tonight. Or, at least the piss.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
question
has anyone else here ever had a dream of any sort involving an NHLer?
here’s one of mine: http://wwold.blogspot.com/2008/09/players-perspective-alex-ovechkin.html
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Um....no....of course not.
At least not one that I can recount in mixed company.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll close my eyes and ears for a moment...
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I don’t trust you to close your eyes and ears. I’ll wait to tell LD when we’re waiting for Tlusty and you’re off doing some important fetching or something.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
See, you're such a closer...
…selling fetching as “important”. I’m calling your prof – you deserve bonus points.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it’s the cool title, isn’t it?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
would you?
I’d appreciate it. This class and the drinking it causes is gonna cost me my GPA.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We can't have that...
…I’m on it.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
b/c if I talk to him, I’m liable to freak out and scream about he doesn’t actually teach anything and just gives us more anecdotes than the human brain can remember, and possibly something about how I’m excelling in every other class except his, so he must be the problem. Then I’ll probably get expelled or something.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And thus began a life of slick ponzi scheme sales and petty crime in the bawdy houses of Ouagadougou.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the other one I remember is one where I may have almost hooked up with Colaiacovo at a party. All I really remember is him with a dark red shirt on and that he was a pretty good kisser.
I was confused after that one…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That does seem confusing
I mean, I think I’d remember hooking up with Explodobones.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
same here
but that was all I really remember…I think he avoided getting injured though, which is always good
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No way
He avoided getting injured? I think you probably didn’t hook up then, as with his luck he’d snap his tibia while taking off his pants.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
like I said, there’s a lot I don’t remember…I’m not sure if we fully hooked up, maybe just made out, I dunno
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I must need glasses...
…or, dare I say it, need to increase the font size. (I’m way old)
I read that as “…taking off his penis”.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
now you know how I feel when I see people refer to “ponis play lately…”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahaha
Well, he could take off his penis, but if you do that while hooking up, I think you’re probably doing it wrong.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
unless he just has a strap on…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt that applies
but it could explain stuff. He’s like a GI Joe—the arms pop out of sockets, etc. Actually…that would make spooning a whole lot easier..
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It would explain a lot. And would make spooning ever so nice. I think you should find this out for reals. Domipedia, activate!
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
how awesome would that be?
he could travel in a crate and save lots of money on airline tickets
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And you could keep him in the box so he wouldn’t break, and bring him out to play with sometimes.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and if one bit gets chipped or whatever, you can just order replacement parts!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and he could have different attachments, so he could be hockey carlo, skiing carlo, tennis playing carlo, dancing carlo.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
spooning Carlo, raggin on his twin brother Carlo…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
talk to the kids Carlo, U2 concert Carlo…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
….talk to the kids Carlo made me laugh hard…What accessories would he have?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
chart on why you shouldn’t smoke crack? a bowling ball (like a stajan pic I have, in the Open letter to Matt stajan post)?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OH!
Sexy time Carlo?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Will he better recognize the head tilt and hair playing?
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe
it’s still in development
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I've already
sent away for sexy time carlo. and his friends sexy time stajan and sexy time tlusty.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
sexy time stajan doesn’t have as many articulations as the other two
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care!
sexy time stajan is still something I want to keep in a box under my bed to pull out and play with.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
same here, I was just warning you so you wouldn’t be as disappointed
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is where...
…hockey fails the virile gentleman…sexy time…Cassie Campbell?
Um…nope.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Cassie is cute though
I don’t know about a doll though
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No it doesn't
you guys get puck bunnies. If you like that sort of thing…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Players get the bunnies...
…fans get the nada…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
are we puck bunnies, Mabel? I fear I may be…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
bunny-ness
I don’t about you, but I fear the day someone will recognize I have little actual knowledge and then they’ll kick me out of here
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh
Don’t say that so loud. You don’t want them to hear we don’t even like hockey and just like the strong men doing physical activity.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok
I didn’t know that was the plan…
hey waitaminnute, I likes the hockey for the hockey!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well
I like the players, and would consider bedding a chosen few, but I don’t know that I qualify. I’m not a blonde, so that has me at a disadvantage at the start.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But with more discriminating gentlemen, it might be to your advantage.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
?
I’m either very stupid, or very drunk, but I don’t get it. Explain it to me again C4C, plz?
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s short for Clark4Calder
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I knew what C4C was
but thanks. I’m not writing clearly tonight.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah i figured as soon as wrote it out
Lot of FAIL going on tonight
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Christ…not sure what happened there.
Pleased. C4C is pleased.
FAIL.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, that makes more sense
I’m glad you’re pleased.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You make me get all finger-tied.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I am laden with intrigue. And fail.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Laden with intrigue? Very much so. Laden with fail? Not in the least. At least in my eyes.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well now you have made me blush madam. And that is not manly. A hot ruskie would never do such a thing.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
True
hot ruskies have no shame.
And I don’t see you blushing easily, so I’m taking that as a compliment.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And just so you know, I think that on some men, blushing is very manly…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Blushing is also a uniquely human characteristic
It’s one of the only physical attributes that separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. The more you know.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Now that...
…is one to grow on.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
did you really
potentially hook up with Carlo cuz if you did I need to find a way up to you and worship you or just your lips for you have made out with an annointed one
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
carlo hookup
nah, that was juts a dream :/
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AWW
I figured I could start a new religion worshipping those lips who have made out with the annointed ones (any Leaf)
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Leafer hookup
I wouldn’t rejected it, for sure. It just hasn’t happened at this time
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
now if you did reject a leafer hookup
we would need to have words
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
rejecting leafers
Could I reject certain ones? like CuJo (he’s old)?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Cujo might be too busy with Shania Twain right now. You need someone who can give you his full attention.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
fair enough
though I’d have to resist asking “whose bed have YOUR boots been under?”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
same here. I like teams, and players, and would not kick many of them from my bed (there may be some questions as to how they got there, but still)
I like watching it, but numbers stats etc just don’t excite me so much that I write about them
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Getting them in bed?
Well, using what I’ve learned in professional selling, you can close easily by simply asking.
So I guess you should just invite them to join you.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
let's see if this works
will you join me in bed?
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
invitation to bed by ML85
who was that directed towards?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know LD
I don’t think it was a serious invite. He hasn’t come back to clarify. Just a tip for you LD, coming from my pro selling class, you have to be sincere. So, only invite those into your bed you really want there.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
either
of you two lovely ladies
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Aladdin Factor
I read that book and it was all about just asking for what you want. It’s surprising how often it works.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Aladdin factor
like, the disney movie?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm indian not
middle eastern……….j/k……damn good book though
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and did I mention good kisser?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I met him and Brad Boyes once in the summer. I couldn’t pronounce Cola’s name properly when I tried to introduce the players to my camp kids. I don’t think he wanted to kiss me at that moment.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
:/ did you want to kiss him? :P
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I did lean my head to the side and played with my hair. He didn’t catch on.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
did you accentuate your boobs ( if possible/applicable?)
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well I had a First Aid fanny pack on. I bet that was a turn off. Plus I guess I’m not his type, you know, with me being a guy and all.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh well…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't?
-1 for Cola. The head to the side and hair playing is a clear sign of wanting to be kissed.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it is. oh well
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
For me it is
throw in some accentuating of the boobs and if you don’t kiss me, I’ma be hella pissed.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Colaiacovo is one of those words you have to say fast or else you sound like a dork, like Worcestershire sauce
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to say it twice
Then gave up and mumbled it. Yeah.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can see that
I don’t know why, and I have no firsthand experience with that, but I can totally see him being a good kisser.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream about Mats Sundin once
But he couldn’t decide if I was having a nightmare or a dream. So he just sat there, while I stared.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This wasn't a dream
but when I was a little girl, I told my dad I knew who I wanted to marry. He indulged me and asked who,, expecting I’d say something like prince charming. I replied “Rick Vaive”. My dad wanted to know why, and I explained that because he was the captain of the Leafs, he was everything I could want in a husband.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That is excellent LD!
Who wouldn’t want a used refrigerator from a superstar NHLer?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Well, why not?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Argh
Another player who scores his first of the year against us.
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Greg Millen...
…sounds like he’s got throat oysters the size of a rhinoceros. I hope they’re not letting that asshat on the team plane, or the Leafs are going to be Pukey O’Sickersons by the time they hit Lotusland thanks to Typhoid Millen.
jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jr off the top rope!
That was awesome….
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Greg millen's on?
I got the West feed so no Bowen or Millen.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, on Leafs TV
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Been stewin’ on that one the whole first period….
…nah, I just tuned in. Crap, by the way, re: the first Oiler tally. And howdy y’all.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t believe only C4C took me up on the Howdy – an obvious opening for all you spam crown aspirants out there…
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I'm on top of my game...
…in the best shape of my life.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HI!! (waves)
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Much better.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"
by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and your avatar still looks like bacon
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bacon’s still good. Yada.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
bacon yada, bacon yada
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
(removes bowler, bends deeply at the waist, straightens and replaces hat)
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So glad you are here to bring some class to this joint.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t say much for this joint, I have to say. No offense to PPP’s mom – it’s a lovely basement.
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DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think
…at the end of the season we’re gonna need to chip in for some new paint and carpet. It’s starting to get a bit funky down here.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and pay her back for all the cookies and rice krispie treats she gets for us
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
18002672001
AlaRRRRRM force!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Love how the crowd in the – whatever they call Edmonton’s rink now – was bitching out the refs about that too.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
War!
Souray gave Hagman a shot to the jaw. Avenge him!
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kick his ass, seabass
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Total BS
How many free shots does he get?
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
With those movie star good looks
I’m gonna go with the refs are lost in his eyes. Or something. He looks douchey to me, but what do I know?
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Souray?
ick. I think he’s a total greaseball. Ugh. you can have him
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want him!
He is so greaseball. But everything you read about him, and they mention his looks. So I’m hypothesizing that he gets calls because of them.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mabel and I ref
“That’s 2 minutes for being such a damn greasball. Wash some of that shit out before I see you again, OK?”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Stortini’s going to want to join, too, for the greaseball convention.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know that one, unfortunatly
or fortunatly, depending on your perspective
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If you’re into greasy haired dudes, then it’s a good thing I assume.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yak
No one in their right mind is into greaseballs. Nobody. No matter what the movie Grease tried to tell us.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Greaseballs are only good for singing and dancing in tight pants
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and even THEN it’s not that good
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It really isn’t. Was I the only person that got creeped out by that?
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it was kinda…odd
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
God that movie tried to tell us so much…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Like what?
that John Travolta is creepy? Already knew that.
that women can either be the good girl or the bad girl but not both? Got that figured out.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Funnily enough, it’s even worse when a lady is a greaseball. As rare as that is…I guess the closest is that wet hair look? Yuck
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the notion of us being refs
I think we’d do a bang up job:
“Hey, random Sens player. Yeah you. Get in the box and serve a team penalty. 5 minutes for being a bunch of whiny babies. Now!”
“Avery? Get in the box. 2 minutes for mouthing off, and 2 minutes for not using the word ‘putrid’ properly.”
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“Stajan and Tlusty,my place. we’ll talk after the game”
“Holmstrom, 2 minutes for violating ass-to-rest-of-body ratio”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can I get in on that Stajan-Tlusty deal? Please?
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ok, FINE
you can share, but I get to be there as, you know, chaperone or something
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Mabel...
…you’re so easy for NSFW Jiri…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight
And don’t you forget it! I figure I can teach him a thing or two…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
especially both of us working in tandem…bow chicka bow wow
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
or perhaps
tag team?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, SIR!
beside, Stajan probably has a girlfriend that could beat me in a fair fight
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, she looked like a bleached blonde. I think you can take her.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll do my level best
And I’m a closer, so I think we know where that will lead…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You can at least give him your cell number so he can pic text you his junk.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
See? You contribute
I would love to get texted pics of Jiri junk, and I wouldn’t have thought of it without you. Well done.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's not forget
Tlusty was sending those racy pics for a woman older than him.
Wait a tic, mabel….?
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
On the advice of counsel
I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that they’d tend to incriminate me.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I’m exactly a year older than he is, and I am on the stalkerbook…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
WHOA WHOA WHOA....
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Touching me! TOUCHING YOU!!!!!
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twss
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey he touched my special area!!!
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Show me on the doll where I touched you.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Show us where on the dolly.
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JINX!
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
show me on the doll where to touch you
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Don’t mind if I do…
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
(Wondering if I can I talk again now?)
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nice
talk away
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Now, if only I had something to say. Never stopped Steve Simmons, mind you.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And hey...
…whatever happened to facts?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
God hates Facts
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Facts are meaningless
they can be used to prove anything!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Fletcher? Is that you?
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He said that in 1946...
…and Cox won’t let him forget it.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
True dat. Actually, I think it was true at the time that Fletcher said it. The club had the money to buy whatever talent they wanted, rather than drafting half the Belleville Bulls and hoping somebody was good.
It’s not true anymore, of course.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Facts have a well known liberal bias.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is that doll’s mouth in a permanent O?
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Good times never felt so good…..
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w’happen?
A life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...http://bitterleaf.blogspot.com
by mf37 on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
somebody set up us the bomb
/ducks
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And, two hours later, I wrote “Sweet Caroline”.
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Do you also try to get an erection by killing a drifter on the road?
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Always…not to mention that I’m fuelled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah. Was your keyboard player black, by any chance?
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nah, that was the inspiration for “cracklin’ Rosie”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
someone told me that at their school, instead of “bah bah bah” it goes “show your tits”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was born too late
I was born too late
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Show your tits?
Sounds like a typical night at a New York Jets game.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a typical night just trying to get into a New York Jets game.
Fixed.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I forget what school or when though…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That didn’t work for “slightly overweight Pam”.
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"kind of a big girl
but MAN what a rack!"
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
then again
Fat bottomed girls DO make the rockin world go round
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bicycle races are coming your way…
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so forget all your duties
oh yeah…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD...
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fail on the singing reply
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mono...
d’oh
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So...
Not a very good period. Apparently a Leaf has to actually be murdered to get a penalty call.
And that goal was BS.
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I think toskala looks sharper than he has all season
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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing until he made that slick pass to Gagner for the opener. Otherwise a very good game and where is Eyebeleaf? Because he’s been out challenging all night.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
in the preview he mentioned something about being in sualt ste marie for work, I think
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
murder isn’t really something that should be penalized. The murder victim probaby deserved it.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“He was givin me the ol’ stink eye…and he called my momma a whorebag”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He put himself in the position to be murdered.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He saw the bullet coming. Why not move?
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
why did you think we’re not talking about the game?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Allegedly
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I missed most of the first
…how was Blake?
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You know...
…pretty good. He played a bit chippy, was killing penalties. Wilson gave him lots of ice.
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his usual self. skating around really fast with no real purpose.
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
twss, bcww
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We've been through this.
Show me on the dolly where…
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Kabby!!!!
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
And listen to the cheer that went up. How awesome was that? Visiting team my ass!
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I’m pretty sure she said it. Not positive, though.
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Kabby shooting ability like Superman’s superbreath—he always forgets he has it until absolutely necessary
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And guess who got the assists?
None other than Stajan and Colaicovo. Yay!
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fuck me eyes and splodeybones FTW
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KOOL AID!!!!
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Kaberle again!
Or at least he shoots again!
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bcww
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In Honour of Kabby's Czech Heritage
I think he would appreciate this
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that’s oddly familiar for some reason
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the guy on the right
is Stu Barnes
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
crap crap crap
…in a shitbasket, as my ol’ mammy always says
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tabernac fouck osti calisse!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly
that’s all the german I know. My Latin is very rusty, and while I’m fluent in French, I’m mostly familiar with words needed to get stuff fixed around the cottage.
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Meine Mistgabel ist kaputt.
French? Cottage? ++++
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If toskala didn't embarass you guys on that one
your not hockey fans
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Straight off the hotline...
…good stuff.
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And if you didn't appreciate the first period of Toskala's performance
Then you’re not a hockey fan
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If you booed Raycroft,
you should be booing now, except twice as hard because he earns twice the money. He sucks and he is killing us.
by penaltyshots on Nov 13, 2008 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Why are you bringing up Raycroft?
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Because we booed
him out of town and should be starting to do the same to toskala.
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Ray-croft?
(I had one of those Men in Black memory erasers done to me after he left. )
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're entitled to your opinion...
…but I don’t see it. Raycroft was shit for 2 seasons. Toskala has struggled for a month.
Let’s see how this plays out before we run the guy out of town on a rail.
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VeTo
hasn’t let any in from the corners. Raycroft did that on an almost nightly basis.
Comparison = FAIL
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit. Sabourin just made one of the most ridiculous saves I’ve ever seen in a shootout against the Flyers.
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bah these commentators are douches
Yeah, chanting ’67 is SO original. How about 1990?
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“it’s a high stick!” (clap clap clapclapclap)
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I concur we should use Fedex.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
67 are they kidding, wow. Worse than Boston
by Polecon on Nov 13, 2008 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know they had enough fans in Boston
to even maintain a cheer. ;)
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait
why are they chanting about Expo 1967. It was a good fair and all, but get over it people.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nicely played
nicely done
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lets start chanting that at home games
ex-po 67!
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
clap clap clapclapclap
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
The fans haven’t chanted yet. It was the Oilers commentators who did it.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
no fuckin way
I thought homerism is looked down upon even in ass backwards places like edmonton
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Those Oilers just want to be loved
Can you blame them? They’re nt even the jilted lover stage, since you had to be noticed in the first place..
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So it's tied 2 all
but not much about the game in the thread so far….what’s the hot topic of the night
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
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And that deer in the headlights expression
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and “care bear look”
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
interesting night
so is it a full moon?
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I liked it when LD called Carlo splodeybones. The highlight so far.
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh
… I read that as SplodeyboneR. Very different meaning.
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
wow
even compared to me your mind seems to be in the gutter tonight
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I saw a couple of dreams up there that says you’re much deeper in the gutter than I am.
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
in the gutter
I meant right now, for tonight. But I have had my moments of gutterness
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Regardless
I think splodeyboner deserves a place in the barilkosphere dictionary.
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If I get around to making a wiki just for the injokes, I shall put it in, ok?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
splodeyboner: a highly skilled competitive prospect prone to continual injuries and bad luck, similar to Leaf legend Carlo Colaiacovo. i.e..." He’s not as good as Carlo but at least Tlusty isn’t a splodeyboner".
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
splodeyboner
I imagined that to be more painful, like a blueballs type condition…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought there was lots of bruising involved. But we can always have more than one definition.
by bobrouse! on Nov 13, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Must be the sexy carlo doll in action
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
sexy hockey moves, ACTIVATE! (Transformer music)
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Splodyboner.....
there are like fifty different ways you can read that and be aroused
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ANTRO!!!
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
any sightings of
ruskie on ruskie manlove yet?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Not yet
…but no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's just guy love
between two guys
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
egads, I can taste the Ruskie on ruskie manlove from here! Hot damn, I don;t know what you’re selling but I’ll take 3!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We actually sell Ruskie on ruskie manlove in packs of 5 or 10. I’ll sign you up for a five-pack.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
eww
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We keep going over this
Give in to it. You are gonna love the Ruskie on ruskie manlove sooner or later, so you may as well make it sooner.
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
do you also have czech on czech manlove available for sale?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I do. We’ve got some lovely czech on czech manlove available. Today only, we’ve got a three pack. How does that sound to you?
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
3 pack?
hot tuna, I’ll take 4!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
EWWW
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make me
go upside your head. Give in, you know you want to!
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
NEVAR!
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
twss
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
WOOO GOOAL
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
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OK I'm gonna watch the 3rd pd in bed.
good night leafs on-line virtual nation
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
'Night.
I’m gonna pack it in too and watch the rest o the game from my tuckie byes. Time to put on my Maple Leaf jammies (the ones with the feet attached).
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
make sure you turn on the Wendel Clark nightlight to scare away all the monsters under your bed
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
THERE’S MONSTERS UNDER MY BED?
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that’s why you have the nightlight, remember?
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Can’t sleep – Clown’ll eat me…
Can’t sleep – Clown’ll eat me…
Can’t sleep – Clown’ll eat me..
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Wendel clark will save you…right?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
we are not virtual we are real
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm not.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
-real, that is.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
...we are Devo
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lolz
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I have to say
Kaberle’s English impresses me every time I actually hear it. Most of the time he mumbles, but still, the times I can hear him.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
the truth
i could listen to him read a grocery lists. Man, I love Czechs…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I could listen to him going through ALL the T1s
Even if I’ll have to stay in for the weekend.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
like I said
I love Czechs
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Czechs
they’re no Scots, but they’re not bad…
by Mabel on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Czechs
invented beer, love sausage, and are more obsessed with hockey than canadians. Plus they gave us Tlusty, Kaberle, and Kubina.
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the latter you're finding oddly attractive nowadays
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know
it worries me…
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Czechs also have gorgeous women, absinthe, and police that will try to shake you down for cash while peeing in the street (LOOOOOOONG story).
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm....Czech women
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and are as obsessed with hockey than canadians.
Fixed. Can’t get you kicked out of this site, LD. ;)
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ooooh
WE ARE HOCKEY MAD not crazy MAD
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
for looking out for me. my typing is more ful of fail after alcohol
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LD gets more leeway for being commenter # 3 or # 4.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lemme guess Winkle has taken over her top spot
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I had a top spot?
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh wait, spam crowns, nevermind
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I meant by when she started commenting.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh
sorry
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ok
gotcha
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Quantity over quality, as well as sexytime debates
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
At least you need alcohol
I fail all by myself.
Plus, the fanfics give you LOTS of leeway.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what's a fanfic?
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
fanfic
fiction about famous people/characters.
and bkblades, sometimes the regular day threads are full of fail. I just fail harder here
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, better make it to the daytime threads to get a better sense then. Can’t have my opinion about LD come crashing down…
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
usually not THAT bad, but there are still some pretty failtastic moments there
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, so it’s a comparative thing we’re talking about then. Well, works for me then. I compare everything in life in comparative terms…makes me feel that much better.
by bkblades on Nov 13, 2008 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Saw Matthew Barnaby on OTR today...
…he did a Hasek impression.
“I must see! I must see!”
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
::flops around like a fish::
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Raycroft Sucks
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
fail on the initial picture
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT MCCABE
wrong goal, you JACKASS!
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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Trevor Kid
Remember when he was supposed to be a star and then he blew out his shoulder?
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol, thanks telling everyone I retouched a trevor kidd photo
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The idea is still the same. Kidd was pretty bad here too.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
who the hell was the pittsburgh goalie
who had/has the all time either shut out streak or winning streak to start their career….I know he became a journeyman after his awesome debut
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hedberg
I think…
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was some french dude
you’re probably right
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that would be a little guy named Lalime wouldn’t it?
by Polecon on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
could be....
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome
New person. Thanks for joining.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
see PPP
random quizzical tidbits is how you get people to join
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
grr...yes don't remind me
PPP is trying to push me out of the stream market
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hehehehe
I was worried it was too late for you!
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I'm having a bad day
not feeling too hot
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It’ll take some time. How long until you are out of the hospital?
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
few more days hopefullly
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW IT!
Yeah, considering this is becoming a bastion of exiled Leaf fans I think I’ll have to make sure that I hunt down streams for each game thread.
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by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
totally muscling me out
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
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