Game Thread: Maple Leafs at ACC West Part II
by PPP on Nov 13, 2008 8:30 PM EST
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PrintToronto Maple Leafs at Edmonton Oilers, Nov 13, 2008 9:00 PM EST
The last time these two met in the regular season was when the Leafs were busy making their fans' lives miserable by honouring the 1967 Stanley Cup Champions. Millions raced to their calendars to make sure that it was not, in fact, 1968 all over again.
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I wonder how the kids on each team are staking up so far? Note that this is just a purely superficial look that is only meant to inflame Oilers fans that think that their young kids are 'going to get better' while the Leafs' are 'obvously going to get worse'.
| Goals | Assists | Points | +/- | |
| Ales Hemsky | 5 | 10 | 15 | -1 |
| Andrew Cogliano | 3 | 2 | 5 | -3 |
| Robert Nilsson | 2 | 3 | 5 | -3 |
| Sam Gagner | 0 | 2 | 2 | -3 |
| Goals | Assists | Points | +/- | |
| Matt Stajan | 4 | 9 | 13 | 5 |
| Mikhail Grabovski | 7 | 4 | 11 | -2 |
| Nikolai Kulemin | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 |
| John Mitchell | 2 | 3 | 5 | -4 |
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so many faces in that video that arn’t around anymore
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 13, 2008 8:34 PM EST reply actions
I thought the same thing! Remember when Pohl was a ‘prospect’? Thank God for last year.
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hey gang
have fun, not gonna make this one, but i am remembering to set the DVR!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 8:37 PM EST reply actions
Stajan
Is still considered a young gun?
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well,
a young-ER gun. Not as young as Luke Schenn and Tlusty, but not as old as, say, CuJo.
fair enough?
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He’s only 24 so I think it’s fair to include him. I arbitrarily made the list 25 and under. (Hemsky’s 24 right?)
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Stajan is only 24?
Wow. We should hang out. I’m 23.
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I'm 25
I could chaperone
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I’m fucking 26. Fuck.
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Still
A guy like Luke Schenn makes me wonder what the fuck I’m doing in life.
pure FAIL.
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Meh
And a guy like Bill Gates makes him look like a loser.
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Still
At 18, dude’s in the NHL. At 18, I was smoking dope and trying to get into some girl’s panties.
Weird, not much has changed…
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A guy like Luke Schenn makes me wonder what the fuck I’m doing in life
Absolute gold, eyebleaf. Rock-solid.
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I have no doubt that you are. We’re the old fogeys in the room. I wish Blurr was here. He’d complain about kids and their rock music with us…
shall I fetch canes and get off of lawns?
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If you wouldn’t mind…that will save Mabel and I a lot of cranky.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
word. I’m 21, so you guys could sneak me in places :P
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LD
when you come up to TO, I’ll “sneak” you into all sorts of places. And then we can work on getting thrown out of them.
hold on
I’m 21, so I can drink anywhere but saudi Arabia. Sigh…it’s the last number you celebrate until you get to “how the hell did you live this long?” numbers
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Uggg
Or the "Holy crap you are old’ ages (40, 50, 60, 70)
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30
Definately makes that list.
Not for literal age, but for the shock of no longer being in your 20’s
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I’d never make it in Saudi Arabia…
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I know
That’s why I put “sneak” in quotes. And I meant we’d get thrown out for bad behaviour, not for you being underage. Work with me here!
For sure
that will be the plan. Booze, raucous behaviour, and perhaps the breaking of hearts. And of course, being tossed out.
C4C fail
That’s not the backup I was thinking of.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I’m thinking that you’re probably gonna get in some tight spots. Might have to shoot your way out. You’ll need some back who can keep shit calm.
If it’s NSFW Jiri, that’s cool. Just sayin I may be of use.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
we never said you couldn’t be of use, I;m sure we could find something…even if it’s just fetching munchies or something
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It's not demeaning
fetching munchies is a crucial part of our plans. You’d be an integral member of the team…
I'll think about it...
…I just don’t want to be the gofer in the operation.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
You wouldn't
be the gofer. We’d give you an awesome title. Something that illustrates your importance to the night.
Unrelated but...
I saw Matt Stajan at a Coldplay concert. Don’t ask me why I was there, but I saw him. Along with Martine Gaillard – she’s shorter than I thought. But what a firecracker!
Coldplay is kickass, brother. Viva La Vida fuckin rocked.
Yeah, I said it.
What?
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Don’t hate what you can’t understand, my friend.
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It's not that I dont understand
Its that no two lyrics have anything to do with each other.
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coldplay
I’ve always been kinda meh towards them. I liked Vivia la Vida and another one (Violet hill?) by them however
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I loved
the whole album.
X & Y too.
I went to their concerts. They are phenomenal live.
I like Coldplay. I can say it loud, and proud.
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Well you're stronger than I am
I had friends (not close ones, obviously) who debated who amongst Radiohead and Coldplay were better. If I wasn’t drinking, I think I would gouged my ears with a dull spoon…
Stajan doesn’t seem like a Coldplay kinda guy, to be honest. then again, I may just be reading him wrong
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He may suck at hockey, but at least he’s got some taste in music…
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Maybe if a girlfriend or teammate dragged him to a Coldplay concert??
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I dunno
I think I just read him wrong. Maybe he’s a fan after his girlfriend ran out of Beyonce to put on his ipod for him
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No they were not
Stajan was with who I assume was a lady friend. He was with some other dude and his chick.
She has
dynamite pillows. I want to fall asleep on them. Among other things.
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NHL.com
reports his birthday as 13 August 1983
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linky to oilers's page
http://oilers.nhl.com/team/app?page=PlayerDetail&playerId=8469466&service=page
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so that was a good arbitrary age limit.
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Stajan has 13 points this year...
That’s already 39% of the points he had last year…
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Big Year
The Soviet Bloc can make any player look great.
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everybody is good and happy
with some hot ruskie on ruskie man love
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and by everybody you mean you
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ok
you and Mabel
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and Wrap and OMGWTF?TML
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LD, you were the first “you”
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Ok, I am out...back in the intermission!
I see about 22 people on the site lurking around so if you aren’t registered or haven’t partaken in the awesomeness of a game thread then tonight’s a great night to start.
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p.s.
The stream is up top.
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disregard that
this IS the game thread. I thought I was still in the preview for some odd reason
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BWAHAHAHA
You have a long night ahead of you!
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I know
and a test on Research methods tomorrow :/
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answer: internet
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You ladies and your tests…are you gonna be spammin or studyin?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Please
My test was today, and it was so full of fail that I went out immediately and started drinking. When my prof asked me how I did on it, I laughed in his face. Gah!
Post-fail drinking...
…immediately eradicates the fail. I love post-fail drinking. I’ve done more than my share.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know that I failed
I just don’t know that I did well. He is the most random of profs, in that you have no idea what the hell to study. Plus, the book reads like stereo instructions. There was a full page on the length your hair should be. I kid you not.
Wow...
…I’m sure you could close the dude who wrote the text under the table.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure I could to
if my prof would actually talk about how to close, and not shout acronyms at us. He is full of fail. Plus, he gets creepily close to you when he talks to you. Yuck.
Close talkers are not cool. And they never close! FAIL!
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Professional selling
The class I usually drink in.
But today, while having to be sober for the short class after the test, we contented ourselves with drawing stick figures killing themselves.
Professional selling?
I don’t even know what you have to do, but I would probably drink in it.
If it makes you feel better in my research methods book, there is an entire CHAPTER that boils down to “don’t act like the Nazis”
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It's reading responses like these...
That make me mad when I miss the beginning of the joke
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Yeah, don’t harm your research subjects, don’t pull any Milgrams...etc, etc,
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Ah shucks...
…I’m just here to help the hockey club.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
they kept terrible notes and didn’t use controls, plus you know, the whole genocide thing
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Which, as it turns out, was a poorly researched endeavour.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks Capt Bringdown
I was trying to be all funny, and you have to point out that there are people in the world that actually think that. Now I’m a sad panda.
sunshine, lollipops, unicorns…Tlusty, ruskie on ruskei manlove…
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As long as the puck goes in the net, they can do whatever they like with each other.
B…T…etc…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Bit by bit
I’ll break you. Eventually you’ll just be able to come out and say you love it. Mark my words.
Hmmm...
…that might be the case for some things. Not sure if it will happen for man on man ruskie love.
But I’m open, I suppose.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
You're a closer...
…so I can see it happening.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Did he go for snacks?
Cuz maybe he’ll be back in a bit with some doritos and beer, and then he’ll be able to help you out.
We are supposed to learn all about the art of selling, from how to find prospects, to how to close. Mostly? I find I’m learning how to freshen my drink in class and how to doodle most effectively.
In some cultures...
…those two activities are guaranteed closers. You’ll do great in Burkina Faso.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
You're drunk??
This could be fun ;)
How was the test?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
This is the game thread!
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Leafs TV's Intros are much better this year
Its like they are spending money or something
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions
Unrelated to anything
LD, I love you.
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???
any particular reason, or jus because?
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Jus because...
I’m high again
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Too bad the lighting is so crappy. Almost as bad as Long Island
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
question
has anyone else here ever had a dream of any sort involving an NHLer?
here’s one of mine: http://wwold.blogspot.com/2008/09/players-perspective-alex-ovechkin.html
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I'll close my eyes and ears for a moment...
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t trust you to close your eyes and ears. I’ll wait to tell LD when we’re waiting for Tlusty and you’re off doing some important fetching or something.
See, you're such a closer...
…selling fetching as “important”. I’m calling your prof – you deserve bonus points.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks
b/c if I talk to him, I’m liable to freak out and scream about he doesn’t actually teach anything and just gives us more anecdotes than the human brain can remember, and possibly something about how I’m excelling in every other class except his, so he must be the problem. Then I’ll probably get expelled or something.
And thus began a life of slick ponzi scheme sales and petty crime in the bawdy houses of Ouagadougou.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
the other one I remember is one where I may have almost hooked up with Colaiacovo at a party. All I really remember is him with a dark red shirt on and that he was a pretty good kisser.
I was confused after that one…
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same here
but that was all I really remember…I think he avoided getting injured though, which is always good
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No way
He avoided getting injured? I think you probably didn’t hook up then, as with his luck he’d snap his tibia while taking off his pants.
I must need glasses...
…or, dare I say it, need to increase the font size. (I’m way old)
I read that as “…taking off his penis”.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bwahahaha
Well, he could take off his penis, but if you do that while hooking up, I think you’re probably doing it wrong.
I doubt that applies
but it could explain stuff. He’s like a GI Joe—the arms pop out of sockets, etc. Actually…that would make spooning a whole lot easier..
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It would explain a lot. And would make spooning ever so nice. I think you should find this out for reals. Domipedia, activate!
how awesome would that be?
he could travel in a crate and save lots of money on airline tickets
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and if one bit gets chipped or whatever, you can just order replacement parts!
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and he could have different attachments, so he could be hockey carlo, skiing carlo, tennis playing carlo, dancing carlo.
spooning Carlo, raggin on his twin brother Carlo…
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talk to the kids Carlo, U2 concert Carlo…
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LOL
….talk to the kids Carlo made me laugh hard…What accessories would he have?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno
chart on why you shouldn’t smoke crack? a bowling ball (like a stajan pic I have, in the Open letter to Matt stajan post)?
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sexy time stajan doesn’t have as many articulations as the other two
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I don't care!
sexy time stajan is still something I want to keep in a box under my bed to pull out and play with.
This is where...
…hockey fails the virile gentleman…sexy time…Cassie Campbell?
Um…nope.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Players get the bunnies...
…fans get the nada…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
are we puck bunnies, Mabel? I fear I may be…
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bunny-ness
I don’t about you, but I fear the day someone will recognize I have little actual knowledge and then they’ll kick me out of here
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well
I like the players, and would consider bedding a chosen few, but I don’t know that I qualify. I’m not a blonde, so that has me at a disadvantage at the start.
But with more discriminating gentlemen, it might be to your advantage.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Christ…not sure what happened there.
Pleased. C4C is pleased.
FAIL.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well now you have made me blush madam. And that is not manly. A hot ruskie would never do such a thing.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
True
hot ruskies have no shame.
And I don’t see you blushing easily, so I’m taking that as a compliment.
Blushing is also a uniquely human characteristic
It’s one of the only physical attributes that separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. The more you know.
did you really
potentially hook up with Carlo cuz if you did I need to find a way up to you and worship you or just your lips for you have made out with an annointed one
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
carlo hookup
nah, that was juts a dream :/
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AWW
I figured I could start a new religion worshipping those lips who have made out with the annointed ones (any Leaf)
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Leafer hookup
I wouldn’t rejected it, for sure. It just hasn’t happened at this time
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now if you did reject a leafer hookup
we would need to have words
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
rejecting leafers
Could I reject certain ones? like CuJo (he’s old)?
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Cujo might be too busy with Shania Twain right now. You need someone who can give you his full attention.
fair enough
though I’d have to resist asking “whose bed have YOUR boots been under?”
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same here. I like teams, and players, and would not kick many of them from my bed (there may be some questions as to how they got there, but still)
I like watching it, but numbers stats etc just don’t excite me so much that I write about them
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Getting them in bed?
Well, using what I’ve learned in professional selling, you can close easily by simply asking.
So I guess you should just invite them to join you.
let's see if this works
will you join me in bed?
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
invitation to bed by ML85
who was that directed towards?
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I don't know LD
I don’t think it was a serious invite. He hasn’t come back to clarify. Just a tip for you LD, coming from my pro selling class, you have to be sincere. So, only invite those into your bed you really want there.
either
of you two lovely ladies
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
The Aladdin Factor
I read that book and it was all about just asking for what you want. It’s surprising how often it works.
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I'm indian not
middle eastern……….j/k……damn good book though
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I met him and Brad Boyes once in the summer. I couldn’t pronounce Cola’s name properly when I tried to introduce the players to my camp kids. I don’t think he wanted to kiss me at that moment.
did you accentuate your boobs ( if possible/applicable?)
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He didn't?
-1 for Cola. The head to the side and hair playing is a clear sign of wanting to be kissed.
For me it is
throw in some accentuating of the boobs and if you don’t kiss me, I’ma be hella pissed.
I think Colaiacovo is one of those words you have to say fast or else you sound like a dork, like Worcestershire sauce
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I can see that
I don’t know why, and I have no firsthand experience with that, but I can totally see him being a good kisser.
I had a dream about Mats Sundin once
But he couldn’t decide if I was having a nightmare or a dream. So he just sat there, while I stared.
This wasn't a dream
but when I was a little girl, I told my dad I knew who I wanted to marry. He indulged me and asked who,, expecting I’d say something like prince charming. I replied “Rick Vaive”. My dad wanted to know why, and I explained that because he was the captain of the Leafs, he was everything I could want in a husband.
Greg Millen...
…sounds like he’s got throat oysters the size of a rhinoceros. I hope they’re not letting that asshat on the team plane, or the Leafs are going to be Pukey O’Sickersons by the time they hit Lotusland thanks to Typhoid Millen.
jrwendelman
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Jr off the top rope!
That was awesome….
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Been stewin’ on that one the whole first period….
…nah, I just tuned in. Crap, by the way, re: the first Oiler tally. And howdy y’all.
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Can’t believe only C4C took me up on the Howdy – an obvious opening for all you spam crown aspirants out there…
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I'm on top of my game...
…in the best shape of my life.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
(removes bowler, bends deeply at the waist, straightens and replaces hat)
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Doesn’t say much for this joint, I have to say. No offense to PPP’s mom – it’s a lovely basement.
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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!
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I think
…at the end of the season we’re gonna need to chip in for some new paint and carpet. It’s starting to get a bit funky down here.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Total BS
How many free shots does he get?
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With those movie star good looks
I’m gonna go with the refs are lost in his eyes. Or something. He looks douchey to me, but what do I know?
Souray?
ick. I think he’s a total greaseball. Ugh. you can have him
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I don't want him!
He is so greaseball. But everything you read about him, and they mention his looks. So I’m hypothesizing that he gets calls because of them.
Mabel and I ref
“That’s 2 minutes for being such a damn greasball. Wash some of that shit out before I see you again, OK?”
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I don't know that one, unfortunatly
or fortunatly, depending on your perspective
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Yak
No one in their right mind is into greaseballs. Nobody. No matter what the movie Grease tried to tell us.
Greaseballs are only good for singing and dancing in tight pants
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God that movie tried to tell us so much…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Like what?
that John Travolta is creepy? Already knew that.
that women can either be the good girl or the bad girl but not both? Got that figured out.
I like the notion of us being refs
I think we’d do a bang up job:
“Hey, random Sens player. Yeah you. Get in the box and serve a team penalty. 5 minutes for being a bunch of whiny babies. Now!”
“Avery? Get in the box. 2 minutes for mouthing off, and 2 minutes for not using the word ‘putrid’ properly.”
“Stajan and Tlusty,my place. we’ll talk after the game”
“Holmstrom, 2 minutes for violating ass-to-rest-of-body ratio”
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ok, FINE
you can share, but I get to be there as, you know, chaperone or something
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Oh Mabel...
…you’re so easy for NSFW Jiri…
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
especially both of us working in tandem…bow chicka bow wow
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Yes, SIR!
beside, Stajan probably has a girlfriend that could beat me in a fair fight
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You can at least give him your cell number so he can pic text you his junk.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
See? You contribute
I would love to get texted pics of Jiri junk, and I wouldn’t have thought of it without you. Well done.
Let's not forget
Tlusty was sending those racy pics for a woman older than him.
Wait a tic, mabel….?
On the advice of counsel
I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that they’d tend to incriminate me.
Touching me! TOUCHING YOU!!!!!
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Show me on the doll where I touched you.
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Now, if only I had something to say. Never stopped Steve Simmons, mind you.
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And hey...
…whatever happened to facts?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Facts are meaningless
they can be used to prove anything!
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He said that in 1946...
…and Cox won’t let him forget it.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
True dat. Actually, I think it was true at the time that Fletcher said it. The club had the money to buy whatever talent they wanted, rather than drafting half the Belleville Bulls and hoping somebody was good.
It’s not true anymore, of course.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Facts have a well known liberal bias.
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Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And, two hours later, I wrote “Sweet Caroline”.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Always…not to mention that I’m fuelled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
someone told me that at their school, instead of “bah bah bah” it goes “show your tits”
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I was born too late
I was born too late
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like a typical night just trying to get into a New York Jets game.
Fixed.
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"kind of a big girl
but MAN what a rack!"
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then again
Fat bottomed girls DO make the rockin world go round
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So...
Not a very good period. Apparently a Leaf has to actually be murdered to get a penalty call.
And that goal was BS.
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I think toskala looks sharper than he has all season
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing until he made that slick pass to Gagner for the opener. Otherwise a very good game and where is Eyebeleaf? Because he’s been out challenging all night.
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I don't know
murder isn’t really something that should be penalized. The murder victim probaby deserved it.
He put himself in the position to be murdered.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
He saw the bullet coming. Why not move?
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You know...
…pretty good. He played a bit chippy, was killing penalties. Wilson gave him lots of ice.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Me too.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
twss, bcww
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
We've been through this.
Show me on the dolly where…
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
bcww
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
In Honour of Kabby's Czech Heritage
I think he would appreciate this
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think the guy on the right
is Stu Barnes
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
crap crap crap
…in a shitbasket, as my ol’ mammy always says
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Sadly
that’s all the german I know. My Latin is very rusty, and while I’m fluent in French, I’m mostly familiar with words needed to get stuff fixed around the cottage.
Meine Mistgabel ist kaputt.
French? Cottage? ++++
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
If toskala didn't embarass you guys on that one
your not hockey fans
Straight off the hotline...
…good stuff.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
If you booed Raycroft,
you should be booing now, except twice as hard because he earns twice the money. He sucks and he is killing us.
by penaltyshots on Nov 13, 2008 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Because we booed
him out of town and should be starting to do the same to toskala.
by penaltyshots on Nov 13, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
You're entitled to your opinion...
…but I don’t see it. Raycroft was shit for 2 seasons. Toskala has struggled for a month.
Let’s see how this plays out before we run the guy out of town on a rail.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
VeTo
hasn’t let any in from the corners. Raycroft did that on an almost nightly basis.
Comparison = FAIL
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit. Sabourin just made one of the most ridiculous saves I’ve ever seen in a shootout against the Flyers.
“it’s a high stick!” (clap clap clapclapclap)
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lets start chanting that at home games
ex-po 67!
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
no fuckin way
I thought homerism is looked down upon even in ass backwards places like edmonton
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Those Oilers just want to be loved
Can you blame them? They’re nt even the jilted lover stage, since you had to be noticed in the first place..
So it's tied 2 all
but not much about the game in the thread so far….what’s the hot topic of the night
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
And that deer in the headlights expression
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
interesting night
so is it a full moon?
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I liked it when LD called Carlo splodeybones. The highlight so far.
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
wow
even compared to me your mind seems to be in the gutter tonight
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in the gutter
I meant right now, for tonight. But I have had my moments of gutterness
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If I get around to making a wiki just for the injokes, I shall put it in, ok?
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splodeyboner: a highly skilled competitive prospect prone to continual injuries and bad luck, similar to Leaf legend Carlo Colaiacovo. i.e..." He’s not as good as Carlo but at least Tlusty isn’t a splodeyboner".
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
splodeyboner
I imagined that to be more painful, like a blueballs type condition…
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Splodyboner.....
there are like fifty different ways you can read that and be aroused
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
any sightings of
ruskie on ruskie manlove yet?
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Not yet
…but no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
egads, I can taste the Ruskie on ruskie manlove from here! Hot damn, I don;t know what you’re selling but I’ll take 3!
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eww
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
We keep going over this
Give in to it. You are gonna love the Ruskie on ruskie manlove sooner or later, so you may as well make it sooner.
do you also have czech on czech manlove available for sale?
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I do. We’ve got some lovely czech on czech manlove available. Today only, we’ve got a three pack. How does that sound to you?
EWWW
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
NEVAR!
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
twss
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
OK I'm gonna watch the 3rd pd in bed.
good night leafs on-line virtual nation
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 13, 2008 10:38 PM EST reply actions
'Night.
I’m gonna pack it in too and watch the rest o the game from my tuckie byes. Time to put on my Maple Leaf jammies (the ones with the feet attached).
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
make sure you turn on the Wendel Clark nightlight to scare away all the monsters under your bed
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THERE’S MONSTERS UNDER MY BED?
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
that’s why you have the nightlight, remember?
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Can’t sleep – Clown’ll eat me…
Can’t sleep – Clown’ll eat me…
Can’t sleep – Clown’ll eat me..
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
-real, that is.
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
lolz
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by jrwendelman on Nov 13, 2008 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have to say
Kaberle’s English impresses me every time I actually hear it. Most of the time he mumbles, but still, the times I can hear him.
the truth
i could listen to him read a grocery lists. Man, I love Czechs…
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Czechs
invented beer, love sausage, and are more obsessed with hockey than canadians. Plus they gave us Tlusty, Kaberle, and Kubina.
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the latter you're finding oddly attractive nowadays
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Czechs also have gorgeous women, absinthe, and police that will try to shake you down for cash while peeing in the street (LOOOOOOONG story).
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mmmm....Czech women
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
and are as obsessed with hockey than canadians.
Fixed. Can’t get you kicked out of this site, LD. ;)
ooooh
WE ARE HOCKEY MAD not crazy MAD
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
thanks
for looking out for me. my typing is more ful of fail after alcohol
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LD gets more leeway for being commenter # 3 or # 4.
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lemme guess Winkle has taken over her top spot
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I meant by when she started commenting.
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ahhh
sorry
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
what's a fanfic?
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
fanfic
fiction about famous people/characters.
and bkblades, sometimes the regular day threads are full of fail. I just fail harder here
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Ah, better make it to the daytime threads to get a better sense then. Can’t have my opinion about LD come crashing down…
usually not THAT bad, but there are still some pretty failtastic moments there
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
fail on the initial picture
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Poor Trevor Kid
Remember when he was supposed to be a star and then he blew out his shoulder?
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lol, thanks telling everyone I retouched a trevor kidd photo
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
The idea is still the same. Kidd was pretty bad here too.
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who the hell was the pittsburgh goalie
who had/has the all time either shut out streak or winning streak to start their career….I know he became a journeyman after his awesome debut
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was some french dude
you’re probably right
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
could be....
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome
New person. Thanks for joining.
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see PPP
random quizzical tidbits is how you get people to join
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
grr...yes don't remind me
PPP is trying to push me out of the stream market
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
hehehehe
I was worried it was too late for you!
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yeah I'm having a bad day
not feeling too hot
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
It’ll take some time. How long until you are out of the hospital?
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few more days hopefullly
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I KNEW IT!
Yeah, considering this is becoming a bastion of exiled Leaf fans I think I’ll have to make sure that I hunt down streams for each game thread.
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totally muscling me out
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
When people decide to start commenting is always a neat thing for me to find out. A lot of people are registered and then don’t comment for months.
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And I've apologized for that!
Do my comments about various manloves make up for it?
Plus, are you still going to be my second? I need to know.
Better second than first I guess…
Oh, for the duel? Totally.
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Excellent. You’re going to be glad you’ve joined the winning side. Will you prepare my pistol for me?
When are we doing this thing? You’re going down.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Now I am confused because that sounds right too…
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I think it is Lalime
wasn’t it like some ludicrous streak like 12 or 13 wins
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Lalime
Lalime would go on to set an NHL record with the longest unbeaten streak to begin a career (16 games with a 14–0–2 record)
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
If we were talking about how many women he had been photographed with Domipedia would have known…
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I remember when he dissappeared. I had a sad for some time after that
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I was young and stupid, just started following the team…sorry
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no u're not
I remember it too and I’m 23
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
It was…But didn’t Hedberg have some crazy run when he first came up with the Pens?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hedberg
had a crazy start too but I guess not as good.
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I think Hedberg had that crazy playoff run
They called him Moose from his time with the Manitoba Moose
I'm guessing the number of comments on game day threads doesn't affect your overall total
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I can't believe
The Leafs are in two all-Canadian matchups this week and I can’t see either one
But I shouldn’t complain
How do we look?
Stream
There is one up-top.
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Good Tip
stick with the huge corporation.
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Hmmmm
bummer. Leafs look much better since the 10 /12 min mark in the first.
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If you have adscript and Firefox
Streams are blocked until you manually clear them. If you have IE, then uninstall it and get firefox. :)
Oh yeah
Checkmanek! Who can forget that crazy Czech bastard who thought having a trapper was more important than stopping Reichel’s stupid shot.
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He looked like one of the barbarians from Gladiator.
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FOR YOU
sopcast people
sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/22317
and also
http://www.justin.tv/indiocanada
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I gotta show PPP how it's really done
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Good work!
Sopcast is really the best option if you can get it.
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tvants is by far the best
but I dont’ really ever see any hockey games on it
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Thats what I use now, but for the longest time it didn’t work for me. I know how to use computer too, I’m indian, so I blame vista
damn straight
rep the brown skin…there’s not too many of us trolling the hockey blogs
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Blake: First point since November 1st.
White: 5 points (2 goals, 3 assists) since November 1st.
by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2008 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like Blke should be signing over some of that cheque each month. White has been great on forward. i’m buying what he’s selling
I’m all for White manning the “rover” position. I don’t know why more teams don’t employ the tactic to offset the smaller players like they did in the 1920s and 1930s so liberally.
And let us not forget...
…the legendary Hobie Baker…
(I imagine we’re looking at the same list ;))
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
It was a dumb penalty for sure but...
I like his feisty play tonight, aside from that dumb dumb move. Blake is most effective when he gets under the skin of his opponents.
FO' SHIZZLE!?
blakey’s reacting well to the benching? we should do it every other week or so..!
what up homies!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
As in...
…where the fuck has this been for the last 2 years?
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
not an uncommon feeling. He’ll now feel justified in his play and return to his previous ineffectiveness. AND he’s taken Kuly’s spot on the powerplay, which is affecting my pool. Hate Blake
All of these reasons are part of it, and not only that but didn’t like the lowbridge hit or the high stick on Deslauriers.
But mostly just because I don’t want a taste, I want the whole thing. And I fear that will never show. Blake bitching the past few days and then doing this tells me two things: 1) RW is a genius, and B) Blake is a whiny bitch who hasn’t been giving the team 100%.
Good points…I may have to take back my feelings of goodwill.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
For all this talk about how the Leafs have no frontline players
Both Antropov and Grabovski would easily be the best players on the Oilers team right now.
They’d certainly be top 6 forwards on a lot of teams.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
And Blake would be top 6 on the Timbits.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Well I was going by tonight's perfomance mainly
But otherwise, I agree. For all the talk about the Oilers being an up and coming team, it really means nothing if the said players don’t play up to par. Hemsky, Gagner, Penner, Cole, Horcoff, etc. were all told through the media that they were much better players than the Leafs.
Definitely
And what did they contribute? Hemsky dangled on the PP but did nothing. Gagner got a lucky PP goal. Cole and Penner were invisible. Who is Horcoff?
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Yeah...
…I heard Erik Cole’s name once in the first and never again. That guy always killed the Leafs when he was with the Canes.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Cole was playing?
Yeesh. He was always a Leaf killer, so the fact that I had no idea he was on the ice makes me tingle in a good way.
More and more i think last year was an aberration for the oilers
This looks like where they should have been last season and it goes to show how meaningless past season performances really mean in the grand scheme of things.
No kidding
Things are coming back to earth. Meanwhile, a cute kid had a Grabbo for Calder banner. I am a Leaf fan and I approve that message.
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I may have to change my name in honour of the campaign. I’m still bitter about 86.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Was it Suter that year who stole the Calder?
I mean someone had to steal the trophy, otherwise Clark would have had to kill in the offseason as well.
Yes...
I can’t even bring myself to say his name. Not to mention the fact that he fucked up Gretzky’s back in the ’91 Canada Cup.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
He also re-arranged Kariya's face
Screwing Team Canada for Nagano. Or at least more so with Crawford behind the bench.
and a lil
hooty hoot…or wooty woot
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 13, 2008 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I guess he doesn’t like apples very much then
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ok is it me or did this game end a lil quickly
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TWO ASSISTS!
DOUBLE FIST PUMP!
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Nighty night LD
knock ’em dead tomorrow!
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
You will learn Kriv...
…that the hot dirty spam crown is what people live for around here. It is the ultimate prize in the Barilkosphere. Win it, and walk on as a legend forever.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
But of course...
…based on your performance tonight in the manlove category, I’d say you’re a leading contender.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent. I’ve always wanted a hot dirty sperm crown.
I especially liked getting to use all my professional selling knowledge. That was great. I think I learned more in one night than in all my classes so far.
whoa...
i think i walked into the wrong thread…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
It gets a little blue...
…after 11:30.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, is that when it gets blue?
Then how do you explain the sexytime doll thread and sexdreams of leafers?
You make an excellent point.
It’s always blue in here. Keep the kids out.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Still laughing about “Talk to the kids Carlo”
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Not possible blurr...
…if this is the wrong kind of thread, then I don’t want to be right.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
You really rocked your closing skillz tonight...
…if you had to re-write today’s test, you’d get over 100% Why? Because you’d SELL it.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Head tilting, hair twirling and boob accentuating are but a few of my closing skillz. I don’t want to give them all away here…
I can’t say that you’d need much more than that, frankly.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
You need to tell your prof about this place...
…you’d be the queen of extra credit.
by clark4calder on Nov 13, 2008 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
all right
i missed the entire game, but i did record it, so i’m gonna go get caught it up.
remember, practice safe commenting!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2008 11:50 PM EST reply actions
Alright!
You don’t have to log off but get the hell out of this thread!
Game Recap’s up.
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