From The Branches - Eat It Rest of Canada
by PPP on Nov 14, 2008 9:58 AM EST
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PrintWOOOO-HOOOOO! It's a toss up about what is making me happier tonight. The fact that Matty Stajan is a point a game player, that Antropov continues to be awesome, that Grabovski is one quarter of the way to the Calder Trophy, or that I just heard Leafs fans overrun Northlands Coliseum. Anyway, here are some links to read while you figure it out yourselves:
- Wendel Moment # 8 highlights how often his fights were only fights in theory but uncontested beatings in practice.
- Rumours of Kim Jorn's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Did you know that the mittenstringers write dumb articles about other sports?
- Rumours of Godd Till's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Today he reminds us that Vancouver just doesn't matter.
- Rumours of Greener's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Today he looks at the man of last night: Jason Blake. Could he possibly turn a one game flashback into many?
- Hey, whatever happened to Matt Stajan? He got awesome. Also awesome? Tomas Kaberle who moved into third all-time in scoring for Leafs' defencemen behind only Salming and Horton.
- The General crunches some numbers and they look good.
- Archimedes has a lot on his mind. You know how it is, once stoners get started they can't stop.
- Jared has five wishes. I wonder what he did to the genie to wrangle two more.
- In other news, Milan Lucic dummied Mike Komisarek.
- Don't worry senators fans! This is how you start rebuilding a stumbling franchise. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Fire Joe Morgan is over. So sad :(
SPAM CROWN!
| Name | # of Posts |
|---|---|
| loser domi | 150 |
| Mabel | 135 |
| clark4calder | 132 |
| bkblades | 85 |
| PPP | 53 |
| MapleLeafs85 | 43 |
| jrwendelman | 36 |
| bobrouse! | 33 |
| The Meatriarchy | 33 |
| Kriv | 20 |
| Polecon | 18 |
| eyebleaf | 16 |
| Archimedies | 9 |
| general borschevsky | 7 |
| Godd Till | 7 |
| blurr1974 | 4 |
| lordosis | 3 |
| penaltyshots | 3 |
| mf37 | 1 |
| JaredFromLondon | 1 |
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Snuffed again JEEZ.
Check out my latest nonsense here
http://diehardblueandwhite.blogspot.com/2008/11/quick-stop.html
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 10:03 AM EST reply actions
You're invisible to us
Unless you’re hitting on LD
Dunno how that works but its how it works.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I see how it is
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
You know what to do
Get to work!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I’m off today
I don’t do anywork on my days off, except whiskey shot curls
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Google Reader hasn’t updated.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Google reader is against me now? Damnit, I gotta stop getting enemies, that is along ass list.
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Also
Hartsburg was the wrong man for the job behind the Sens bench, any monkey who can put their diaper on halfway would’ve known that. Hartsburg coachs like Sutter and molds their team into a stringently defensive one which the Sens never really were. Sens always counted on their run-and-gun offense, that was their defense, now you’re putting a purely defense-minded coach behind them?
Nonsensical.
And they mock us for team mismanagement.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
If Wendel had been at Dieppe the BEF would never have had to evacuate and the war would have actually been over by Christmas.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Wendel would find Osama in 5 minuites flat
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
pfff...
Wendel found Osama.
Why do you think he’s hiding?
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
You know what's funny
When Stajan was shit and not doing anything remotely resembling productivity, Cox was all up his alley saying he should still get the “C”.
Now Stajan has done a full 180… where’s old Cox-face now?! NOWHERE.
And thus the universe is all right.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
It’s close to a quarter of the season gone. I wonder if Matty can keep it up. God I hope so. I’d love nothing more than to rub that shit in some people’s faces.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Stajan keeping up?
that would be fairly awesome. It would give me a glad!
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I laid it out there
and you took the bait. I’m happy with that.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I don't see him maintaining 1 point per game
But I see no reason why he can’t keep his productivity up, barring injury to himself or significant injury to the rest of the team.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Stajan has found the next level somehow. Hopefully he doesn’t think about it too much and just keeps doing what he’s been doing, ‘cause he’s finally doing it right.
by general borschevsky on Nov 14, 2008 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
Playin hockey
ur doin it rite
Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
oh great
now he’s going to get some terrible embarrassing injury and go Wellwood on us, isn’t he?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
It's a good day because...
The sun is out in downtown Toronto this morning, it’s over 10C degrees, the Leafs won last night, and the Senators lost to the worst team in the league.
We’re rebuilding. They just suck. And Alfredson has a fat, new, long term contract. Welcome to Country Club Dysfunction Circus, Ottawa. Enjoy the horror show that’s going to be the next 3 years. I know Leaf fans will.
And then this happened:
There isn’t enough food in North America for two Wellwoods
that’s why I hope I’m wrong
Oh, wow. I’m gonna be smiling for the rest of the day.
by general borschevsky on Nov 14, 2008 10:43 AM EST reply actions
sweet...
then he can hang out here all day!
just thinking about what’s best for ya Wink!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Oh you silly kids
You know I don’t take any of you seriously right?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
What do you mean you don’t take us seriously? Don’t cross me, or LD and I will put our next plan in action, and then you’ll be sorry…
Plus, who you calling a kid?
prolly me...
i’m much more immature than i look
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
i am...
trapped in a 30+ year olds body.
Someone, get me out!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Meh
I’m saving that plea for when it is 40+. I figure you only get so many shots at being moved to a younger body, and I’m trying to strategize.
But 40 IS the new 30…so…you’ve got that going for you, which is nice.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
That is kinda nice. But to some people, 30 is heinously old, so that still means you are closer to death.
True story: I was talking to someone in one of my classes, and the dating scene and all the trouble it brings came up. And after I made some comment, he said to me “Well, you don’t actually count as part of the dating scene. You’re so old.” I nearly decked him.
Well if you’re considered old, I don’t want to be young.
Wait, does that even make sense?
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I figured you meant well. I was just fishing for compliments…
Okay, now my coffee is ready, so get prepared for a more coherent Mabel.
No need to bait your rod around here Mabel…you should know that by now…
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Uh oh…we’re in the red zone. Sorry Winkle…
I’m gonna take a knee.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Let’s just say there’s a queue underwater…
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Try to breathe a little bit, even if they’re just shallow ones. Oxygen is your friend!
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
I hear
A lotta talk but no walk
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I Just Wanna Say...
Lot’s of awesome posts gang! I missed the game (I recorded it, but haven’t sat down to watch…) but all your musings, rants and synopsis(es, i…how to pluralize…) made me even more anxious to get out of work and watch the game! The Barilkosphere rocks.
Also, it’s always a good day to be a Leaf fan.
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 10:51 AM EST reply actions
Jeeze
There is too much loving going on. What the hell is with this hippie shit, I needs me some angry and rage!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
screw you
sit down and shut up!
(better? hugs?)
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
You forgot
the sexytime dolls and manlove. I know that made you want to watch the game even more. It has that kind of effect on me.
ya...
hot ruskie on ruskie action has that effect on EVERYONE
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Mmmmm
you realize I can’t process the rest of the comments when you keep putting Tlusty in my head. Are you trying to throw me off my game?
Its
My new NSFW Scale where I use Tlusty as my unit of measurement (out of 10).
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
scale of awesome...
is that measured in:
White Moustaches
KuleAid Moves
Bacon
or Hagmans…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Tough call
On the one hand, I think White’s stache is awesome, but so is bacon, and KuleAid, and Hagman. I can’t decide!
No FJM = C4C sad :(
Very sad about the end of FJM, but given the sparse posting going on over there and what with them being TV bigshots and all, I figured the day was coming soon.
But really, it was through FJM that I found this place. I loved their ability to take apart shitty broadcasters and journalists and the most hilarious and cutting way possible, and I thought to myself, “Someone should really give Damien Cox this treatment.”
And then through the magic of Google, I found CoxBloc. And then through the magic of CoxBloc’s blogroll (you sir, are a mouthful), I found PPP.
So, I mourn their departure today.
Also, morning everyone! I’m trying to look busy.
you sir, are a mouthful
Finally, my turn: That’s what she said!
by general borschevsky on Nov 14, 2008 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Fail
“…in the most hilarious and cutting way possible…” not “…and the most…”
Somebody FJM my ass.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
The number of AD references around here...
…is increasing. And that’s a very good thing.
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Not sure what to rate that one
6 or 7 Tlusty’s?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Now I have quite a mess on my hands!
Oh no, it seems i prematurely blew my wad, leaving on me what was suppose to be a dry run.
Ooooooooookaaaaaaaay
DANGER DANGER
NINE TLUSTY’S
NINE
I am so outta here
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Winkle bailed just before we asked who’d like a banger in the mouth…
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Speaking of bangers...
…off to my lunch meeting! Should be back a bit later on…
Keep it clean.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Well, do as you will. Just try not to scare the good people.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
“tit punching?”
oh wait, that’s how people find me…
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
True
That’s how I found you. I tell people I found you through PPP, but that’s a lie. I was googling ‘tit punching’ and clicked on your page by mistake.
it was you???
wow, now that makes so much more sense
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
That's it
I’m outta this thread for good.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Doesn't it though?
You don’t even want to know how I found PPP. That would take the Tlusty scale off the charts…
You know Godd, I honestly don’t remember – it was over a year ago and I delete my mind cache on a rolling 12-month basis.
Probably something like “bad Toronto sports journalism +Damien Cox” And of course, “+tit punching”.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
it's über late...
but i have a propsition for you all
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions
coolio...
posted as a fanshot as well. I don’t have a basement, and PPP’s mom is so nice to let us all gather here…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Me neither
I have no basement. Well, I do, but it is full of other people’s cars and the recycling room, so I try not to hang out there too much.
Thanks for the link
I wish there was some way I could further explain how much I love this website. Is there something else I can do? Money or clothing I can give? A blunt maybe?
Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays
You wanna show love?
Keep contributing :) Instead of tossing bud toss fanposts and fanshots.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
what if they’re fanposts/shots about tossing bud?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I should have said Leaf-related :P
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