NNN: Grabovski Discovers Renewable Energy, Destroys Oil
by Chemmy on Nov 14, 2008 1:10 PM EST
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PrintRexall is going to packed to the rafters with patently obnoxious Leafers tonight. The Oilers would do well to silence them early en route to a... oh, I don't know... 7-2 win. Gonna be a blowout, kids. Keep your heads up out there! - Covered in Oil
All of that oil must have obscured CiO's view into the future, unless of course he was predicting a 7-2 Leafs win and the silence of fans living in Canada's Texas.
As for the game there are several things going against the Oilers tonight. First game back after a road trip is a tough game, the Leafs are way better than expected and the kid in net (if he plays) cannot sustain the Bernie Parent calibre goaltending. - Lowetide
A tip of the cap to you sir, I knew Leafs and Oilers fans could get along.
"We were competing hard, we were winning a lot of the battles. Then we took some penalties at the start of the second and for some reason we lost our energy and our intensity. They started to compete and they started to win the battles that we were winning in the first." - Edmonton Sun
It's a clever plan we've got worked up where the Leafs intentionally play like shit for a period to lull you into a false sense of security, then Grabovski wakes up from his afternoon nap and it's on.
But Toronto, spurred on by thousands of Easterners in Leafs sweaters who came here looking for work in the 80s, fought back in the second period, scoring two power-play goals just 1:45 apart. Tomas Kaberle tied it at 2:47 and Nikolai Kulemin made it 2-1 at 4:32.
In the 80s NHL teams went to Edmonton to play against a contender, it's weird how things change.
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PickSPG
Just noticed not a single person scored ANY points on pickSPG last night! Hilarious! We are awesome..
Hey, hold on...
I had Blake for penalty in the 3rd. Not updated yet?
by general borschevsky on Nov 14, 2008 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
hmmm...
i thought i had no goals in the first…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
oh, duh, it says “not been processed yet”.. never mind, haven’t had my coffee yet!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
FAILtacular!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
good one...
Mount Fail-erest…
Mount St. Fail-ens…
Mount Fail-uvius
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Arn’t those all located in the rocky mountians of Fail-burta?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Is that near the columbia fail-cier?
Gawd I fail myself!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Completely unrelated...
but it seems someone has created a Canucks skin for firefox.
I need a Leafs one!!!!!!!!
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 1:28 PM EST reply actions
Why not stab your eyes with forks to get the same visual effect as that canucks one.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
In the 80s NHL teams went to Edmonton to play against a contender, it’s weird how things change.
BWAHAHAHAHA and that’s why I hired Chemmy.
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Eastern creeps and bums
I was one of those easterners who went west in the 80’s in search of sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. At that time, there were about 6 people living in Edmonton who were born there and maybe 7 in Calgary. So, actually the bile spewed at Leaf’s fans in the West is by traitorous ex-Leafs fans who have decided to worship the dark lords of their out of the way places. In a moment of weakness during the lowest period of the Ballard dynasty, I too wandered down the blasphemous path.
Ah Edmonton and its municipal airport-in the middle of the city (Fuck Canada’s Wonderland, landing there was the ultimate vertical drop) and the only rink where fresh perogies are served. Watching the game last night brought back memories of those classic but infrequent Tim Hunter Dave Semenko tilts and that famous Flames chant- Gretzky has Aids!
ah, so they are like the Sens fans of the West
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Fresh perogies?
Damn, those need to be mandatory in every NHL rink!
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
along with vodka
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
why aren’t we asked about this kind of stuff?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
because we are too bad ass
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot about that other western tradition of starting games at 5 or 6 so they can show them in prime time in the East. Perogies (with bacon and sour cream) lead to beer, and 3 periods of it leads to public drunkeness after the game under the glare of another 2 hours of daylight.
by blue with age on Nov 14, 2008 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmmmm
perogies with bacon, sour cream and beer…
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Now I’m hungry. Who wants to bring me some perogies with bacon, sour cream and beer? I’ll be eternally in your debt.
all I have is beer…..
wait not anymore
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
If I could get a flight
I would
But I think I’m going to have to go home and make myself some first…
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
i have some...
but i don’t travel out of state…something about “not allowed to cross state lines” is what the judge said…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
You know the saying
Its only illegal if you get caught.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
that's twice today
i’ve been told to man up.
i would punched that little kid to, if i’d have caught him. i couldn’t see to well, all the tears in my eyes…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
now i’m crying again…you’re gonna have to buy me some new eyeliner… :P
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Eyeliner
What are you, emo?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
ummm
where you been?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
and thats why I can’t go back to Florida!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
I know, those damned dolphins
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Which brings me to another question..
why is that I ALWAYS have an ad for jersey framing in Vancouver when I’m on here? The ad’s all in Cancuks colours, with a luongo jersey… must I be subjected to this when I have to live with a Canucks fan already?
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 1:51 PM EST reply actions
i'm confused...
you live with a Canucks fan? Like, in an amicable agreement, or like in a you kidnapped him/her and are using/abusing him/her for your amusement…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
there is only one option, murder suicide
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Are the ads here done by Google too
Like everywhere else?
Google-powered ads are irritating, they pick up on any key words on the play and display ads relevant to those key words, they also look at your IP to see where you’re coming from and also try to display locally-related ads as well. So if you’re in Vancouver you’re more likely to see more Vancouver-related ads that has something to do with what’s on the page being displayed.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
From what I understand they are done by Federated Media and work on that same theory.
It’s funny how worked up some of the college bloggers get over what ads show up. You can always take a screenshot, e-mail SBN and demand satisfaction.
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College bloggers
Have too much time on their hands, that’s what happens when they don’t have real jobs.
Also, Karina, get the Adblock Plus extension if you’re using FF and you won’t see those ads again… but IIRC you have IE forced on you by your corporate overlords.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yes
the corporate overloards have forced IE
at home, the annoying Luongo jersey is not there…
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
My condolences
That’s why I can never work at your company.
Although I’m technically not allowed to use FF here either but I’m a rebel.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Oh
I could install it… just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Last company forced me to uninstall it, but this one is cooler.
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Actually...
You’d be surprised. I meant the ones that write about colleges. Most of them are lawyers and other kinds of professionals.
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Do they
not have better things to do?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Not sure we’re in a position to ask that question to be honest…
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
i am...
i have absolutely NOTHING better to do…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Shouldn't
you be crying in a corner somewhere?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
i was...
but i’m all better now.
shouldn’t you be in a cubicle cursing a computer monitor?
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking as a fellow cubicle dweller
I prefer the term “Veal-fattening pen”
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
i sorry...
i feel your pain. I was one once. then i worked from home, and now i’m back n an office, except, i have a door and a window now…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
square, translucent object, normally installed within a wall, allowing an individual the opportunity to see the “outside”
still, working from home was the best thing EVAR. still miss it…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Surely
There would be too much temptation from breakfast cereals and Cartton Network?
And don’t call me Shirley
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
good one...
and yes and no…
my kiddo hadn’t started school yet, so it saved on daycare costs. also, i’d role out of bed around 7:30, start work, stop around 8:30, grab breakfast, work some more, jump in the shower, take a 2 hour lunch, work some more, play some video games, work some more..
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it's a good pitch
Do you have a brochure I could peruse at my leisure?
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
My problem with the whole “working at home” thing:
7:30 became 8:30, which became 9:30. After checking my email and such, somehow it was 11:00. I’d work until 12:00. Eat some lunch. Maybe work a little more. Head to the gym. Come back from gym. Eat. Check email. Oh look, it’s 4:00. Work for another hour. Play with dog. Day over.
No wonder I’m taking an extra semester on my thesis…:P
I like to think....
I am using him for my amusement………..
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
good call..
keep the police off your trail…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
so its like owning a guinnee pig then? super stupid but sometimes entertaining?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
and also sometimes
annoying…. tomorrow could be a rough day
C’mon Grabby!
I was really hoping that Luongo would keep his shut out streak going against the Avs so that Grabby could break it……
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Grabbo is just the next step in his decline, look how poor Cary Price is doing now that Grabbo rapped his sensibilities.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't Grabbo
the name of a ventriloquist puppet?
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Grabbo is coming!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
That's
GABBO
Know your Simpsons.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hey
It’s still morning where I am, give me a break!
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Fine
Sorry, I’m cranky because I got these peeps trying to get me fired
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
PENIS PUMP!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What kind of IT department do you have?
Nazis or something?
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well
They DID tell us to cease all non-business related internet activity after the US presidential election because lots of people were streaming video news reports related to that topic…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
But
how can they tell? Unless you’re streaming etc.
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Who knows
But I’ll rather not lose my job because Jared/Mabel/LD/PPP/Blurr mentioned some unmentionables on here.
I mean I can take being fired for incompetency but just not that.
Plus they filter a shit-load of sites here and I would hate to have my number one work-time diversion get added to that list.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I sorry
But blame C4C too. He’s a bad influence on me (check the threads and you’ll agree that he drives me to it a lot of the time)
That's like blaming Leaf fans
for supporting the Leafs even when they suck
you’re starting to sound a little Damien there to me Mabel
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
So in that analogy
I’m the Leafs? But in my defence, C4C has far more influence on me than Leaf fans do on the Leafs.
And please, don’t liken me to Cox. Anything but that.
he's in a rage...
he’s a rageaholic.
smile, nod and wave…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
It's true
I can’t live with rageahol
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yes that was full of fail
But that doesn’t bring you any closer to my heart
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
all my unmentionables...
are kept in my pants and discreetly exposed to willing participants
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
in your endo!
high five!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
That
and he is also more like-able
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
shhh...
it’s okay. here’s some eyeliner.
(hugs)
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I just want to be loved, or at least liked. :(
Thanks Blurr, I knew I could count on you to make me feel better.
no problem...
would you like to see my unmentionables now?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
And THAT
is why he’s more like-able
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Know what?
I changed my mind. I don’t care if you like me more than Blurr. I know there are people with taste who know I’m the clear winner in that competition and they are all that matter to me. So you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
(no offense blurr. Hugs?)
hugs...
now can put my pants back on?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
you better
otherwise olga will come over there and give you proc exam like she almost did to me this morning before I started to yell at her for not reading my chart
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sure thing
Put those bad boys back on. But do be ready to take ’em off again, should the need arise.
Pants are for people with something to hide!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
or to hide things
that people don’t wana see
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
like...
their long hairy…
legs
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
is that what we're calling
your junk nowadays
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
/third leg/tripod joke!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
slack...
i have no slack…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Don't
you hate pants?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
immensely..
they’re the first sign of winter. also, it’s been in the mid 20’s celsisus down here. Chilly…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Have you forgotten
That I prefer climates in the 0 to 10 degree C range? I like my weather cold, like my heart.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Have I missed...
…some kind of pants debate?
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
blurr wanted to
show mabel his junk but only if she was a willing participant
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
And she didn’t jump at it? Mabel’s wacky for the junk.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
uh...
i’m not queer or nothing, but you want in?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
not quite..
scottish, three generations removed…
but i’ve got red hair. wanna see?
:P
ok, i’m done wink. ilike you employed…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Oh snap...
2 redheaded Scotsmen is a bad scene…fucks with the space-time continuum.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
not the hair on my head...
silly
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
ACH!
Stuff that Hagis!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Throw in one blonde Irishman
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
as long as we don't cross swords?
is a proper response
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
no no no...
well..ok yes.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
It is nothing to be ashamed of
you are a great man for doing that for me in my time of need. I’ll never forget it.
it was cold, and i wasn’t in the mood okay.
sheesh…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
They must be better than the one here
our e-mail server’s been down all morning. It’s finally back up and I just got an e-mail telling me that the e-mail server is down.
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Winkle
please note that the above Tlusty scale comment was not from Mabel. (See, I’m trying to be good!)
that was highly unexpected...
and hilarious…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
by cope...
you mean murder right?
\wink, wink, nudge nudge
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
I love that quote
“They started to compete and they started to win the battles that we were winning in the first.”
Whoa, you mean hockey teams actually come to play for serious against us? Sounds like Ethan Moreau is a little slow.
Conspiracy theorists
We led them into a lull to kick their ass….I’m tired of teams not taking us seriously, I would rather lose 82 games and have teams be serious about the work ethic and talent of this team than have retarded players like Ethan Moreau spew garbage like that
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
i dunno
i read it more as: The Leafs weren’t at their best in the first, and then when they started to compete, we were the lesser team on the ice.
it’s more like we took them lightly…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
touche
but still I know it’s happening all over the league and is starting to crawl under my skin
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
two points...
i’ll take ’em.
it’s a coaching issue. we don’t have that problem.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
meh
I just want Whites Clark-stache to give him the fists of god and see him pile drive players inot the ice while decapitating them with blows to get people to take us seriously
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Wendel Clark, the video game
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Hand
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair, while it is pretty damn annoying to hear other player actually surprised the Leafs aren’t a pushover anymore, I can’t exactly blame them with the type of teams we sent out ever since the lockout. Despite the results, I still think this team is still a month away from being deemed as the “team nobody wants to face”. We’re not there yet, even though the results are slowly coming to fruition.
In terms of an RPG
we need to take some points away from the PP and add it to our PK and some points away from our O and give it to our goalies and we’ll be the tits
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Real RPGs
don’t let you shift points between stats
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
oh quiet you
I’m not a gamer….I just pretend to be one
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
My asshole-switch
Seems to be stuck in the on-position this afternoon
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I'll show you a stuck asshole
wait what?
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t have a switch, more like a dimmer
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
+10
wisdom.
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
You must reset your team to redistribute the points!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I used to always use those cheats when I would play the X-men games
some of the most bad-ass powers were terrible in the game
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Which one?
Cuz they all sucked
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
to be honest I wanna say rise of apoc
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
wait a minute, are you telling me that it’s possible that Ferguson was actually a good GM who somehow ended up with the accursed Tie Of Stellick or something?
by Mirinov's Nose on Nov 14, 2008 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Oh btw first time in 5 games the Tosk had a sv pct of 900 or higher
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
I think he wants to rub something just not off
or maybe off
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
bcww
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry winks
don’t mean to get you in trouble in the workplace….this hospital bed is furthering my delusions
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
You guys
are killing me
and LD’s not even around
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Most
But still some
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I’m struggling with that one today, it seems.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
i'm done...
all inuendo,erudition and slack is back in my pants
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
And
I’m this close to bailing on this thread too
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I said sorry!
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
I blame the Caffiene…and the Vodka
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I was gonna go with the
Morphine and Barbiturates but ok
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's alright
I can never be mad at you Jared
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
what about me?
I’m nice too…..just not a awesome-tastic blogger like everyone else
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
i thought you called us boogers for a second there…allbeit awesome ones…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
HA
NEVAR you keep me entertained for like an hour or so everyday with all of your insights and insanity
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
heh, boogers
heh heh
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
IMMUNITY!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
rub it off….on you?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
You certainly seem to be adding a je ne sais quoi to my overall erudition.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
I lost my dictionary
what’s an erudition?
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
an inverted erection!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
And
DONE
Buh bye kiddies
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I really have to learn self discipline
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nah – you’re just awesome at the “Let’s see how far we can push Winkle” game…
You’re today’s big winner!
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Wooo!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
God sitting in this hospital is making me wish that
I had just gone to UWO and spent the ungodly about for tuition than be in Indiana….at least the healthcare woulda been free
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
not to mention UWO has has about a zillion attractive women. It was a great 2 years
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
surprisingly so does IU
my sister went to the dubs and she was telling me that we pretty much are going to the same school just in a diff country. But I wanted to live in Saugeen and fool around with all the girlies that my buddies did
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Saugeen, best frosh week ever.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
SEE!!!!
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
I went into a bar in March last year because i was horribly lost
and I think I got laid three times without taking my pants off while I was there
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve been to places where its easier to get laid, but lets just say the milk has gone bad there
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
where?
London was by far one of the best places for lonely guy to be so far in my short existence
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, London. High quality for amount of effort. Thunder Bay easier, but quality….lacking
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
ooh the Bay
never been there….don’t particularly every want to be there
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nice place, pretty forests, good hunting/fishing/camping, just stay upwind of the mill and dont talk to any of the locals
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Dave Chappelle references rule!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
The grimace will now not leave my face until Monday
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
grimace?
Why is there a grimace for two consenting adults to enjoy themselves in the late of night?
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
The judge said you had to keep your consent 200 yards away from me, so think on.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
SO CONFUSED
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
you guys do realize this is all
supposition, last time i was in london cept for last year was when I was 10, and last year I got lost on my way to windsor and had to turn around in London
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
i spent a solid week going floor to floor partying and…..stuff
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
tee-hee
awww I missed out, damn Indiana and their cheap tuition
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
but then
you wouldn’t have had your uncle inside of you!
Guy love,
That’s all it is,
Guy love,
He’s mine, I’m his,
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
gross
and uncalled for
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
couldn't be helped...
apologies.
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
For there is a man inside me, and only when he is finally out, can I walk free of pain.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
You’re way better than me at this…I come up with the lines, but you always have the very next one handy. It’s impressive.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
colour me impressed...
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
So completely unnecessary. But still awesome.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
I did…though I was a bit slower on the uptake that time.
Lack of oxygen and all.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Simpatico ain’t just the correct way to spell a Spanish word bastardized by a miserable Canadian corporate behemoth…
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Heh. Well played, sir. Well played indeed. Your dexterity with clever word-play continues to delight me. In all sorts of ways.
Yes…I believe that I do. And that does nothing to help my oxygen deficiency.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, you do, of that I have no doubt. And again, you aren’t the only one experiencing oxygen deficiency. I’m feeling a touch breathless too.
I actually had to get up and take a lap of the office there…
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
You’ve given me so many tips…a manual, if you will.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
I may need to write the answers on my hand just to make sure I don’t blow it.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
just remember to relax your jaw and
pucker your lips and you won’t blow it
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
no prob buddy
I’m always here to help, we don’t want you failing
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
We’re breaking the comments again…I can’t even see your last response now. Anyway, yes, COMPLETELY unintentional (though I’m sure driven subconsciously).
And really? Pilates class? Now you’re just rubbing it in my face.
Intentional.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
If you two go on a date you owe PPP and I a beer.
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Post a Leaf-related fanshot and break those comments :P
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Oh, I think you’ll do just fine. But do anything you think you need to in order to make sure you don’t blow it. I expect /want you to excel.
OK…I’m gonna close up shop here at the old rockpile for the day.
I am in serious need of beer and oxygen, both of which I plan to consume very shortly.
I may be back later…you around this evening?
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Cool…I’m gonna try to expand my lung capacity and push my major organs back down into place in the meantime.
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
Shit...
…totally unintentional, but BCWW…
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
don't stop
this is fun to read
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Best line EVAR
“I’m sorry I’m a lesbian”
“Oh really, I’m a lesbian stuck in a man’s body, what can you do to help me”
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
but really, arn’t we all lesbians to some degree?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
we do like hooters
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
FRIGGIN SWEET!
Doctor just came in, I GET TO LEAVE TONIGHT!
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
w00t!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Do you get any sweet ass pain prescriptions?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, what happened to you?
If it’s a good story I’ll send you a commemorative Maple Leafs pin.
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I got hit by a car
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
missing spleen busted wrist and leg
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Well now I just feel bad :(
Let’s make it 50 yards instead. We could still talk that way.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
Be careful
that’s part of the plan. Get close, and then talk you into doing something you’re not ready for.
At 50 yards?
Christ, my reactions aren’t that bad!
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
she's not underestimating your reactions
she knows how quick I am….
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
aww
I’d never hurt you Mabel, you’re too much of a sweetheart for me to do that
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever's gravy with you
is gravy with me…..like in every friendship you must give trust to earn trust
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmmmm.
That’s pretty good. I’ll send you a pin. Email me at jorach on gmail.
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what would you like me to say in the email
I can IM you too if you’d prefer
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
it's sent btw
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
if you want the story
I was leaving the library, and crossed the street (yes the walking man was on the signal) and some jag decided he was gonna hook a right going thirty something miles an hour cuz he had the green (jackass) and sent me flying like 50 something feet down the street….funny thing is I got up and was like “YOU F**K’IN D**K YOU BROKE MY ANKLE” Then I was told I passed out from loss of blood due to the splenic rupture
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Wow
you deserve something for that determination.
Did anyone get the lisence plate?
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
I have to say
I’m pretty proud of the fact that I was able to stay conscious for like the 20 seconds post getting drilled by the car
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
And what happened to that SOB?!?!
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He got a ticket and a totalled car for his troubles
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
You’re suing him, right?
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I'm too Canadian
to sue him, that was my dad’s initial reaction, his insurance is taking care of the rehab and hospo bill and paying like an extra 5000 grand so I said screw it I do’nt want anything more than that
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
I guess...
My hot Latino blood always cries out for revenge…
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You and I
Will shoot up that one horse town, el mariachi style one day, my friend
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Paying you an extra $5000?
Eff that. You should teach that dumbass a lesson and leave him broke. Stupid people don’t learn unless they suffer harshly.
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I guess. With stuff like that there can be long lasting effects, and you had internal organ damage.
We all hate it when we hear about people fleecing insurance companies, but getting hit by a car, breaking a leg and losing an organ doesn’t seem like much of a fleece. I doubt if I offered you $5,000 tomorrow you’d let me hit you with my car at speed, you know?
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Hmm
I kinda agree with Chemmy on this one, but there’s the thing of if you sue him, you have to get a lawyer, and if you do get anything extra out of him you give them a cut.
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
true
but he’s like 17, poor kid came to see me and was bawling his eyes out. He didn’t put two and two together that driving like a-hole could hurt someone. He told me that he talked to his lawyer and was like I know you’re gonna sue me and I deserve it. I looked at him and was like man, I’m not gonna sue you, you’re a freakin kid I don’t want to make the rest of your life miserable because of one mistake
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
thanks I guess
/really bad at receiving compliments’d
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
That’s a pretty rational response…especially since I’m sure you were looped on pain killers and you were missing your spleen.
Well done…
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
haha
I never took the morphine into consideration as per my response to him showing up
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Actually if you sue him it just means he’ll have a hard time getting car insurance. His insurance pays up to his coverage level, which is probably in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.
You’re saving a corporation money, not that kid.
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meh
I was thinking about it just to get rid of my student loans but thats when I realized that if I did sue I’d be using the money for personal gain rather than to help myself heal up because the med bills would’ve been taken care of anyways
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well you’d also be helping society punish a careless driver.
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And saving his future victims. Now he knows that good natured people can be fooled by waterworks.
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don't you think the guilt
is enough punishment….hell if I did that to someone I’d have a hard time forgetting it
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Not for some people
if you feel guilty, you might stop. But, then again, the guilt might go away, and then where would we be?
You should have just punched him in the face as hard as you could, then said “Come back once a day till I leave, and we’ll work on that suing thing”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
You could donate the money to Pension Plan Puppets if you want to benefit society. We’ll rent a luxury box at a Leafs game in your honor.
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Great idea. Make the cheque payable to CASH.
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HA
yea I’ll just move up to t-dot and get a box and get all you folks to join
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ok, I’ll get my lawyer, Lionel Hutz, on the phone.
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I collect my fee just by pressing this button!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. Whoa…better cut down there, Smokey!
by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
You sir deserve a mention in those Molson ads.
“When some jerk runs you over, you don’t go suing and supporting scummy lawyers!” Or something.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Grumble
I guess that’s a great response but he’s 17 so the way I look at it is what is the normal age for those idiot street racers that kill innocents: about 20-25 and I figure odds are if they had society jump on them with both feet before they killed someone they might have learned.
Also, I got hit by a car’s sideview mirror on a country road with tonnes of room when I was rollerblading when I was 12 and tore my leg up. To this day if I found the guy I’d kick the crap out of him
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I was riding my bike and got hit on the arm by a car’s side mirror. The mirror slapped back against the window and I don’t know how I stayed up on my bike.
Dude didn’t even slow down, so I caught up to him at a light, knocked on his windows and was like “Dude you hit me with your car”. His response was “fuck you”.
At the next light I punched his passenger window out with my bike lock.
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will be picking on Chemmy slightly less in future
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
Will stop calling Chemmy a second class blogger
scared
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Heh, in Boston about five years ago a drunk driver killed a bike messenger, and in the paper wasn’t terribly sorry about it.
A bunch of messengers found out where he lived and broke both his legs beating him with shovels one night.
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Good
Like that douchebag from Philly that was bragging about his car and how he was getting away with running over a pedestrian on his MySpace and then fake crying in court.
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Chemmy rage is powerful!
Was the bike lock a padlock or Kryptonite brand?
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
whichever
Chemmy is a badass
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
The u-lock avenger! You need a logo for your helmet, and possibly a cape.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Danger Will Robinson!
I live in an area with a lot of hipster types riding bikes around.. I am not sure how no helmet, no lights, black clothes and a studded belt will help keep you safe from traffic, but I drive reeeeeeally cautiously because you never know when one will dart out in front of you, in contrivance of the rules of the road and fix you with their stink eye.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Cyclists
are often more dangerous to themselves than drivers. They need a license too.
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lanes need to be a couple of feet wider
or a dedicated biking lane…especially in downtown areas
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Just like in the greatest city ever Copenhagen.
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The weird thing is that there can be bike routes and the cyclists will still go on the super busy main thoroughfares that seem to be certain death. Even if the bike route is 2 blocks over! Bizarre.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
I have a bike and a very nice car thank you very much.
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It’s german and has a turbo wheeeeee
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I drive a big gas sucking environment killing SUV, people get the fuck out of my way, especially those little goobers in their hopped up rice mobiles
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, its a Toyota, so its decent on gas, plus i actually need it as I spend much time off road, its not a suburban warrior.
I also need the space.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
i also ride my bike anywhere within 6kms, to offset the gas prices.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
but at least our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
I am going to pistol whip the next person that uses that word.
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Whats that restaurant you like with all that goofy shit on the walls and the mozerella sticks?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
I think I get a do-over
For never using TWSS and BCWW
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
eeeeevil shenanigans!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
for serious, I only drive to work and to groceries…In the summer, no way in hell im biking in snow.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
THE INTERNETS ARE SERIOUS BIZNESS!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Veee Dub, in da hooouse
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
un-Pimp mein auto!
Stromare, in da haus!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
I was hit by a car in 7th grade while pedalling home from school. The first thing I said when I regained consciousness was “I don’t wanna sue anybody!” I remember being very concerned about that.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
honestly now
I think it’s a legitimate response. There’s always a Gloria Alred hiding in the bushes
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed. The elderly lady who hit me was really, really upset and I remember feeling just horrible about that. She did get me a new bike, but just the same as my previous one that got somewhat bent up..
Good thing I was one of the few kids who wore a helmet back in the day or I’d probably be a Sens fan now..
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
There’s another group of people that shouldn’t be driving. I saw a woman get her license renewed when she needed her decrepit daughter to help her get up and walk and she repeatedly asked where the light was when she was supposed to be identifying on what side it was.
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oh jebus
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and they think that the law doesn’t apply to them. The Star did a story on a woman that had lost her license under multiple names multiple times and had no insurance and killed a pedestrian.
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*actually it doesn’t but if I get killed by someone my spectre wants revenge.
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grandma?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Ya, mandatory tests for people over 65.. Hell I’d be fine with mandatory tests every 5 years for everyone.. It could help break some really terrible habits people get into!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Word
mandatory tests for all is the way to go. People get lazy, or got their licence on a day when the tester was giving it to everyone. Making sure you aren’t going to kill someone if you can help it is a good thing.
Seriously, people can’t drive worth shit anywhere in the world but the worst part of the roads in Ontario is that everyone imports their bad driving habits to Canada to go in the melting pot of our own natural shitty driving. It’s a potent mix.
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have you been to LA?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
No
I wouldn’t want to end up in jail.
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Or Vancouver?
My biggest peeve is people not stopping for crosswalks. I’ll wait and wait and wait and car after car after car will just zoom past. On the flip side, some people will just step into the crosswalk without even looking. Scary!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
My Theory
Since the majority of driving test areas don’t have crosswalks people just don’t know what to do at them. It’s scary.
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I wave, I make pleading guestures, I stick a foot out suggestively.. Nothing ever has any effect.
My one act of defiance was when I was marooned in a similar situation on the granville street bridge (the crosswalks are dangerous as hell there!) I knew a certain a-hole driving a certain benz (damn nazi sled!) was not going to stop to allow me to cross. I hocked a loogie in a perfect parabola directly in front of me and it landed right on the windshield as he sped by. Probably didn’t even notice, but I take my minor victories where I can get them.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
that is by far
the best spit story I’ve ever heard
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
I hocked a loogie up in the air standing on a bridge in Boston. The wind caught it and took it about two hundred feet. I stood there in amazement until my buddy went “HOLY SHIT did that just go like two hundred feet what the hell?”
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When I was really little, if cars went too fast on my road (posted limit 50Km/hr) I’d whip rocks at them.
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Me and my buddy almost got ran over comming home from a roller hockey game, my buddy yelled some curse words at him, he stopped to yell back and my buddy threw his stick javlin style through the assholes back window.
he then quiped “I guess that stick was good for something, I couldnt shoot or pass with it but damned if it wasnt an awesome projectile.”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
haha
honestly, after moving from ontario, when I was there anyways the drivers up north know what they’re doing….as you progress south drivers begin to lose all abilities
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, that’s the scary part. It’s WORSE elsewhere. WORSE! I already have days where I want to actually shoot people’s tires out before bludgeoning them to death with a tire iron.
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that was full of Fail
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Please… I know an 80 year old man who still drives but got his lisence back before there was any sort of test.
It’s scary.
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
ticket
was it for much?
’cause that could be like attempted manslaughter… :P
by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
reckless driving, speeding, failure to yield to a pedestrian and something else
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Not that it matters. The US and Canada are horrific at punishing bad drivers and keeping them off the road. If they brought back capital punishment for stuff like that people would be more careful.
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ha
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
How did I miss this thread, I’ve been hit by three cars walking,l two on my bike, and been in over 20 car accidents (only two while driving) .
The worst I got was a broken nose and various bumps and scrapes
Although I had a very similar incident to Chemmy, riding my bike, dude took off his side mirror with my back, i caught up to him,he pretended to ignore me, then I was pulled off of him by a cop as I tried to pull him out through the window.
Cop ticketed him, and actually thanked me for not beating the dude to death.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oxycontin and something else
but I’m not gonna take em’…..I have wayyyy too big of an addictive personality to take stuff like that
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
hillbilly heroin, thats the good stuff
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
it's names like that
That force me to take advil or someother OTC drug and be in pain rather than take what the doc gives me
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
I have a natural immunity to most pain killers,the light stuff like asprine and tylonal dont work on me at all. T3’s just give me weird dreams and Percocet just puts me in a good mood.
The only time I ever got any releif was the Morphine drip. Now that is some hard shit.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
he he
I love it, but I hate the fact that I fall asleep every fifteen minutes unless I’m doing something
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
I just remember telling everyone that I was floating and sticking my tongue out at the nurse for no reason.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
bwahaha
why were you on the morph?….one of the coolest x-men names ever
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
lets just say it involved a modified pellet gun, my arm and about 26 stitches
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
oh good god
hahaha, I was hopping it would be something badass, like hockey related or something..
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
nah, I have a thing about surviving all the horrible accidents and incidents in my life with nary a scratch, but then getting maimed by the stupidest shit ever.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'm like splodyboner
you can kick my ass and i’ll be fine but then I’ll slip on ice and blow out BOTH of my knees
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
sounds like how i destroyed the cartilage in both my elbows (there are free floaty bits still in there) but that was actually a hockey injury
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
oh, and a 25 foot fall
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
THERE YOU GO
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
advice, using drywall nails to build a 25 foot tree fort is not recomended
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Also, make sure they nail the nails all the way in
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
All the way?
I’m learning all sorts of stuff today. You should think about writing a manual on this.
yes, its called "Dont do what i did"
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
fail on the Jared reply
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
oh..
i was gonna suggest NORCO, i had that when i shattered my collar bone and dislocated my shoulder…
but when i stopped taking them, well, it was worse than that time I quit crack cold turkey…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Man my day is just getting better and better
Taco Salad for dinner….first real food I get to eat in 2 weeks…or something I don’t really remember when I got hit
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
me and you both
tanx
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
but I'll keep my consent away from you
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
i guess
my consent isn’t easy to get anyways so I think you two would have been fine anyways
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
in other news...
burke is free to chit chat with whoever…
TSM had a great post that changed my mind on him yesterday BTW…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM EST reply actions
I can't stand TSN
I hate it cuz I can’t get any decent news coverage without sifting through their drivel
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
for hockey coverage...
it beats ESPN, Fox and SI combined…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
no doubt
I just stick to Kukla, he does all the leg work without having to run through TSNs garbage design
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
ya
what she said
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
but TSM...
is Toronto Sports Media…in case you didn’t catch that…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ha...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:14 PM EST reply actions
should we point the authorities in the proper direction...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
bwahahahaa
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
BWAHAHAHA
Busted Dumbasses
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Breaking News:
“Montreal Canadiens Fans Who Already Suck At Life Suck at Hacking Too”
Byline: When will they ever learn?
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
That’s pretty hilarious, especially the order of magnitude they are off in their balloting.. Way to keep things on the down low, retards.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
“Ok, that’s 10 votes for Luongo, 8 votes for Turco, and 78,569 votes for Carey Price…”
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i posted over on pensburgh...
since frank d was nice enough to share with us…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
HAHA
Bettman over a cup of coffee: “These voting results are a little off, I can’t believe these guys think we’re that stupid!”
Faceless Suit in NHL Corporate Office: “Sir, we did expand into the Southern USA without a plan.”
Bettman: “Okay maybe we are stupid, but not that stupid!”
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like XKCD
just not really intelligent or with stick figures
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
sadly...
chances are the testical free suits in League HQ won’t do a thing about it…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Of course they won't
they want everything to go smoothly, and I can’t see Habs fans being too pleased if their cheating goes for naught.
check that...
they installed a “CAPTCHA” to stop spamming…
in addition, my hacker buddy said it would be so easy to mod the java script that i could probably do it (which i’m taking as a compliment) but this renders all that moot…
nothing but shere force of numbers can help our Grabs push now
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Alright ladies and gentlemen
I have to go get these stiches removed and then change and head back to my apartment. Thanks for all the wishes and the laughes and the restraining orders. I shall be back in a couple of hours
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
This just in – Melrose fired in TB, Tocchet takes over. I guess Samkos is not enough, they want Tavares too.
Wow, that one of the shortest coaching runs ever. What a circus!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Hang on
Aren’t we supposed to be finishing last this year??
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
Nah, we’ll just trade them for their number one, In Cliff we trust!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Taveres is plummeting in pre-draft scouting rankings. He’s #3 now behind Hedman and Wrap’s favorite: Cowan.
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I think Tavares wants to be a Leaf but has to play crappy on purpose to try and drop far enough for us to draft him at #30.
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THAT’S RIGHT #30 GO LEAFS GO
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all he needs now is a false lingering injury and a call to Unca Cliff letting him know its a ruse
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
I remember the days
when I’d miss a day of comments and I’d be able to catch up in like 5 minutes.
Now, that’s impossible. 467 comments, 422 new. Jesus.
You guys are OUT OF CONTROL.
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...
No kidding
But I don’t miss those days ;)
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks for being an OG.
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qu’est-ce que c’est un OG?
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original grabovski
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Origional Gangsta
Should be an OB
GYN
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
i only signed up in Sept...
but i don’t remember it being that busy…
of course, there was no hockey being played yet. and the leafs sucked. and grabvoski was a waste of a second round pick. and who the f*** is hagman?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve been round since PPP was rolling on blogspot
now get off my lawn!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
We rollin’ on Blogspot
With the top back
So much posting
You can’t stop that
Man where’d you get that platinum laptop
With them diamonds in it?
Where’d you get that matching Benz
With them windows tinted?
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PUT SOME GFORCE ON IT!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
check it...
you – 2319 comments on ppp
me – 2837 commennts on PPP…
that’s my lawn now bitch…
i kid, we share?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, I’m kinda ashamed of that total, I bet winkle has double my number
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Quikc check Winkle -2536
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
ya do run the joint...
so i would hope you’ve got more than me…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
I clicked your profile to see how many posts you had, saw the Alfredsson picture again, and burst out laughing.
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It's my own small contribution
Seriously though – for someone from a long way away who hasn’t been following hockey for very long and still doesn’t actually really understand a lot about it, this is a great place to dip in and out of and learn more without being sneered at – which has happened to me on most other sites. So vie la PPP!
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
Anyone sneering is insecure in their own lack of knowledge. If they ever talked to 1967ers they’d be buried under knowledge.
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Here is wisdom
Having said all that – I was never threatened with a pistol whipping on those other boards!
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
You didn’t say ‘shenanigans’ did you?
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did someone say shenanigans?
i love that place!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Jeez, next thing you’ll be talking about fight club
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
soap leaves no bruises.
Also, does this mean that eyebleaf and Archimedes are really the same person
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
only if they work for a major automaker
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
also, soap +gasoline really does work like napalm
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
he's scary smart...
i’m in awe at his LotD posts. i read them faithfully, and shudder at the thought of posting any kind of resposnse to them except stuff like
wow
awesome
wow-awesome
awesome-wow
and so on…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, more or less. Although I feel bad when there isn’t more discussion. Maybe I should add a poll “was this awesome? Yes or Of course”
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there really is no other response..
but awesome…
and if i tried to discuss, it would somehow end up with me being emo and taking my pants off. and truth be told, his posts are too good for me to spew my lack of intelligence all over.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
that's like saying you'd make
a better fanfic than LD
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
You’ve commented here more than I have.
I’m one of the bloggers and have been here for three times as long as you. Insanity.
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well...
you get paid for the privelige.
me, i’m starved for attention… =(
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
A lot of the reason it’s been getting so busy around here is our group of commenters.
So, thanks.
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i love you all
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I AM FREE!!!!
(Imagine Braveheart) that’s what I look like right now!
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
cept
i’m brown a lil chunky and have no face paint, and I’m wearing jeans (which I never thought I’d miss so much) and a t-shirt
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
oh...
i was imagining you drawn and quartered and testical-less…this looks better
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
ha thanks
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
and congrats!
did you keep your stitches?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
Stitches no
cept for the ones on the inside and gnarly scars yes, but the plastic surgeon (didn’t even know I had one) fixed it up where it won’t scar up that bad (BOOOO)
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
tee hee
Since I can’t be moved long distances, the lady friend is moving in for a couple of weeks (going to be the best two weeks of my life)
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
just be prepared
she’ll use it against you whenever she wants something:
“honey remember that time I took care of you for two weeks? well I think we should even it up by…”
unless you already have her oweing you something. Then you’d be even
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
we'll never be even
I have too much on her (all her own stupidity coming to play in my hands)
"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
ah blackmail, what all good relationships are built on
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Have her go out and buy you a bell that you can ring when you need something.
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bwahahah
I’m not that cruel, my yelling will suffice
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
no no no
that won’t do…
maybe tie the bell around her neck, so you know where she is!
that was bad…i’m sorry
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
bad, but friggen hilarious
and necessary, some women are sneeky, like cats, or ninjas….or ninja cats
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
meh...
i apologized.
i feel absolved of any wrong, and that’s the main thing. how i feel…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
isn’t it? Going back to dial up for Christmas break is gonna be rough
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
you just need to find a local starbucks or whatever to leech highspeed offa
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Star-bucks?
surprisingly, nowhere near me when I’m at home
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
local colleges also work., best buy, target, costco
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
crack dens...
oops, wrong high speed…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
well, there is a library kinda close, but then I’d have to you know, interact with other people. Not fun
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
hid in your car, thats what I do at work when I;m doing ABM repair
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
i was in downtown SF about a month ago...
and stopped in a starbucks after lunch for some coffee and free wi-fi. sat down by the window, looked directly across the street into another starbucks…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
it’s really creepy.
someone tried to claim that we have as many Timmy’s, but I don’t think I’m within walking distance of six different ones.
Although, Edmonton isn’t set up for walking, so that complicates this assessment…
SF is...
compact city, easier to walk anywhere in SF, or take public transit than drive.
oddly enough, i seem to recall honolulu being similar, starbucks every 50 feet or so…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
But it is set up for drinking
Although, that pretty much goes for all of Alberta I guess. It’s rather like the Maritimes actually, but more rocky and fish-related.
I'm still trying to catch up
And I check 2 hours ago. You guys and gals are posting animals. Don’t ever change.
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