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Rexall is going to packed to the rafters with patently obnoxious Leafers tonight. The Oilers would do well to silence them early en route to a... oh, I don't know... 7-2 win. Gonna be a blowout, kids. Keep your heads up out there! - Covered in Oil

All of that oil must have obscured CiO's view into the future, unless of course he was predicting a 7-2 Leafs win and the silence of fans living in Canada's Texas.

Star-divide

As for the game there are several things going against the Oilers tonight. First game back after a road trip is a tough game, the Leafs are way better than expected and the kid in net (if he plays) cannot sustain the Bernie Parent calibre goaltending. - Lowetide

A tip of the cap to you sir, I knew Leafs and Oilers fans could get along.

"We were competing hard, we were winning a lot of the battles. Then we took some penalties at the start of the second and for some reason we lost our energy and our intensity. They started to compete and they started to win the battles that we were winning in the first." - Edmonton Sun

It's a clever plan we've got worked up where the Leafs intentionally play like shit for a period to lull you into a false sense of security, then Grabovski wakes up from his afternoon nap and it's on.

But Toronto, spurred on by thousands of Easterners in Leafs sweaters who came here looking for work in the 80s, fought back in the second period, scoring two power-play goals just 1:45 apart. Tomas Kaberle tied it at 2:47 and Nikolai Kulemin made it 2-1 at 4:32.

In the 80s NHL teams went to Edmonton to play against a contender, it's weird how things change.

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PickSPG

Just noticed not a single person scored ANY points on pickSPG last night! Hilarious! We are awesome..

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 1:20 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, hold on...

I had Blake for penalty in the 3rd. Not updated yet?

by general borschevsky on Nov 14, 2008 1:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm...

i thought i had no goals in the first…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, duh, it says “not been processed yet”.. never mind, haven’t had my coffee yet!

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 1:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FAILtastic

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 14, 2008 1:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FAILtacular!

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good one...

Mount Fail-erest…

Mount St. Fail-ens…

Mount Fail-uvius

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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 5:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Arn’t those all located in the rocky mountians of Fail-burta?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 6:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that near the columbia fail-cier?

Gawd I fail myself!

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 6:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Completely unrelated...

but it seems someone has created a Canucks skin for firefox.

I need a Leafs one!!!!!!!!

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 1:28 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why not stab your eyes with forks to get the same visual effect as that canucks one.

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 1:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'cause

I’d like to keep my eyes long term.

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 1:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In the 80s NHL teams went to Edmonton to play against a contender, it’s weird how things change.

BWAHAHAHAHA and that’s why I hired Chemmy.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 14, 2008 1:51 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eastern creeps and bums

I was one of those easterners who went west in the 80’s in search of sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. At that time, there were about 6 people living in Edmonton who were born there and maybe 7 in Calgary. So, actually the bile spewed at Leaf’s fans in the West is by traitorous ex-Leafs fans who have decided to worship the dark lords of their out of the way places. In a moment of weakness during the lowest period of the Ballard dynasty, I too wandered down the blasphemous path.
Ah Edmonton and its municipal airport-in the middle of the city (Fuck Canada’s Wonderland, landing there was the ultimate vertical drop) and the only rink where fresh perogies are served. Watching the game last night brought back memories of those classic but infrequent Tim Hunter Dave Semenko tilts and that famous Flames chant- Gretzky has Aids!

by blue with age on Nov 14, 2008 1:51 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah, so they are like the Sens fans of the West

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fresh perogies?

Damn, those need to be mandatory in every NHL rink!

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 1:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

along with vodka

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why aren’t we asked about this kind of stuff?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 14, 2008 1:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because we are too bad ass

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I forgot about that other western tradition of starting games at 5 or 6 so they can show them in prime time in the East. Perogies (with bacon and sour cream) lead to beer, and 3 periods of it leads to public drunkeness after the game under the glare of another 2 hours of daylight.

by blue with age on Nov 14, 2008 2:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mmmmmm

perogies with bacon, sour cream and beer…

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now I’m hungry. Who wants to bring me some perogies with bacon, sour cream and beer? I’ll be eternally in your debt.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all I have is beer…..

wait not anymore

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beer would work. Save some for the rest of us next time.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I could get a flight

I would
But I think I’m going to have to go home and make myself some first…

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, make some and bring ‘em to a pubnight. And yes, I realize that involves a flight, but I’d totally owe you. I’d even attend your next training session in your place.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have some...

but i don’t travel out of state…something about “not allowed to cross state lines” is what the judge said…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on

you gonna listen to what some guy who wears a robe out in public says? Man up.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know the saying

Its only illegal if you get caught.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's twice today

i’ve been told to man up.

i would punched that little kid to, if i’d have caught him. i couldn’t see to well, all the tears in my eyes…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

if you’d just go and do it, we wouldn’t have to keep telling you to.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now i’m crying again…you’re gonna have to buy me some new eyeliner… :P

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eyeliner

What are you, emo?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ummm

where you been?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will happily keep you stocked in eyeliner. Do you prefer a soft or harsh black?

I love emo blurr. ;)

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and thats why I can’t go back to Florida!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a similar problem with Sea World…

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know, those damned dolphins

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dad, what are blowholes for?

by Mirinov's Nose on Nov 14, 2008 4:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll tell you son, and then you’ll know….

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 4:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Which brings me to another question..

why is that I ALWAYS have an ad for jersey framing in Vancouver when I’m on here? The ad’s all in Cancuks colours, with a luongo jersey… must I be subjected to this when I have to live with a Canucks fan already?

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 1:51 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm confused...

you live with a Canucks fan? Like, in an amicable agreement, or like in a you kidnapped him/her and are using/abusing him/her for your amusement…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 1:55 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there is only one option, murder suicide

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 1:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are the ads here done by Google too

Like everywhere else?

Google-powered ads are irritating, they pick up on any key words on the play and display ads relevant to those key words, they also look at your IP to see where you’re coming from and also try to display locally-related ads as well. So if you’re in Vancouver you’re more likely to see more Vancouver-related ads that has something to do with what’s on the page being displayed.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 1:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From what I understand they are done by Federated Media and work on that same theory.

It’s funny how worked up some of the college bloggers get over what ads show up. You can always take a screenshot, e-mail SBN and demand satisfaction.

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by PPP on Nov 14, 2008 2:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

College bloggers

Have too much time on their hands, that’s what happens when they don’t have real jobs.

Also, Karina, get the Adblock Plus extension if you’re using FF and you won’t see those ads again… but IIRC you have IE forced on you by your corporate overlords.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

the corporate overloards have forced IE
at home, the annoying Luongo jersey is not there…

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My condolences

That’s why I can never work at your company.

Although I’m technically not allowed to use FF here either but I’m a rebel.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh

I could install it… just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Last company forced me to uninstall it, but this one is cooler.

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That

is acceptable then

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ads

yeah, most of mine are in French

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 14, 2008 5:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually...

You’d be surprised. I meant the ones that write about colleges. Most of them are lawyers and other kinds of professionals.

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by PPP on Nov 14, 2008 2:30 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do they

not have better things to do?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not sure we’re in a position to ask that question to be honest…

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:35 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am...

i have absolutely NOTHING better to do…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:35 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shouldn't

you be crying in a corner somewhere?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was...

but i’m all better now.

shouldn’t you be in a cubicle cursing a computer monitor?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Touche

Well played my friend

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking as a fellow cubicle dweller

I prefer the term “Veal-fattening pen”

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i sorry...

i feel your pain. I was one once. then i worked from home, and now i’m back n an office, except, i have a door and a window now…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is this

window

of which you speak?

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

square, translucent object, normally installed within a wall, allowing an individual the opportunity to see the “outside”

still, working from home was the best thing EVAR. still miss it…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Surely

There would be too much temptation from breakfast cereals and Cartton Network?

And don’t call me Shirley

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:50 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahem

Cartoon network.

Bang goes “The English have better proof reading” debate I was saving for later….

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good one...

and yes and no…

my kiddo hadn’t started school yet, so it saved on daycare costs. also, i’d role out of bed around 7:30, start work, stop around 8:30, grab breakfast, work some more, jump in the shower, take a 2 hour lunch, work some more, play some video games, work some more..

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, it's a good pitch

Do you have a brochure I could peruse at my leisure?

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My problem with the whole “working at home” thing:

7:30 became 8:30, which became 9:30. After checking my email and such, somehow it was 11:00. I’d work until 12:00. Eat some lunch. Maybe work a little more. Head to the gym. Come back from gym. Eat. Check email. Oh look, it’s 4:00. Work for another hour. Play with dog. Day over.

No wonder I’m taking an extra semester on my thesis…:P

by dare_ on Nov 14, 2008 6:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Some people get windows? I’m jealous.

Sometimes we draw one on the blackboard to remind us of what we’re missing.

by dare_ on Nov 14, 2008 6:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like to think....

I am using him for my amusement………..

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good call..

keep the police off your trail…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so its like owning a guinnee pig then? super stupid but sometimes entertaining?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and also sometimes

annoying…. tomorrow could be a rough day
C’mon Grabby!

I was really hoping that Luongo would keep his shut out streak going against the Avs so that Grabby could break it……

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grabbo is just the next step in his decline, look how poor Cary Price is doing now that Grabbo rapped his sensibilities.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't Grabbo

the name of a ventriloquist puppet?

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grabbo is coming!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's

GABBO

Know your Simpsons.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey

It’s still morning where I am, give me a break!

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fine

Sorry, I’m cranky because I got these peeps trying to get me fired

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PENIS PUMP!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 2:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Well

They DID tell us to cease all non-business related internet activity after the US presidential election because lots of people were streaming video news reports related to that topic…

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But

how can they tell? Unless you’re streaming etc.

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who knows

But I’ll rather not lose my job because Jared/Mabel/LD/PPP/Blurr mentioned some unmentionables on here.

I mean I can take being fired for incompetency but just not that.

Plus they filter a shit-load of sites here and I would hate to have my number one work-time diversion get added to that list.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I sorry

But blame C4C too. He’s a bad influence on me (check the threads and you’ll agree that he drives me to it a lot of the time)

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's like blaming Leaf fans

for supporting the Leafs even when they suck

you’re starting to sound a little Damien there to me Mabel

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So in that analogy

I’m the Leafs? But in my defence, C4C has far more influence on me than Leaf fans do on the Leafs.

And please, don’t liken me to Cox. Anything but that.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's in a rage...

he’s a rageaholic.

smile, nod and wave…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's true

I can’t live with rageahol

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can’t live with it, or can’t live without it?

Are you full of fail?

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes that was full of fail

But that doesn’t bring you any closer to my heart

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all my unmentionables...

are kept in my pants and discreetly exposed to willing participants

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(unsubtle innuendo by Mabel deleted for the sake of Winkle’s job and his opinion of her)

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in your endo!

high five!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that

was awesome

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm trying

Winkle, but Blurr seems to be picking up any slack.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That

and he is also more like-able

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?

Are you saying I’m not likeable?

/Mabel retreats to corner to rock and weep

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shhh...

it’s okay. here’s some eyeliner.

(hugs)

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just want to be loved, or at least liked. :(

Thanks Blurr, I knew I could count on you to make me feel better.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no problem...

would you like to see my unmentionables now?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lawlz

gold

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And THAT

is why he’s more like-able

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Know what?

I changed my mind. I don’t care if you like me more than Blurr. I know there are people with taste who know I’m the clear winner in that competition and they are all that matter to me. So you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!

(no offense blurr. Hugs?)

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hugs...

now can put my pants back on?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you better

otherwise olga will come over there and give you proc exam like she almost did to me this morning before I started to yell at her for not reading my chart

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure thing

Put those bad boys back on. But do be ready to take ’em off again, should the need arise.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now

That’s the kind of Mabel I can like

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pants are for people with something to hide!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or to hide things

that people don’t wana see

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

like...

their long hairy…

legs

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that what we're calling

your junk nowadays

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/third leg/tripod joke!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

I said more

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But….I like you so much…don’t you feel the same?

/lip quiver

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Santa's

DEAD

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HARSH, bro!!!

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:54 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

slack...

i have no slack…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s not what I heard by the water cooler!

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't

you hate pants?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

immensely..

they’re the first sign of winter. also, it’s been in the mid 20’s celsisus down here. Chilly…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have you forgotten

That I prefer climates in the 0 to 10 degree C range? I like my weather cold, like my heart.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blurr wanted to

show mabel his junk but only if she was a willing participant

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And she didn’t jump at it? Mabel’s wacky for the junk.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I jumped

I jumped right quick.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh...

i’m not queer or nothing, but you want in?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What…are you a ruskie or something?

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not quite..

scottish, three generations removed…

but i’ve got red hair. wanna see?

:P

ok, i’m done wink. ilike you employed…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh snap...

2 redheaded Scotsmen is a bad scene…fucks with the space-time continuum.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not the hair on my head...

silly

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's do it!

2 redheaded scotsmen and me? I’m all over that.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ACH!

Stuff that Hagis!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throw in one blonde Irishman

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay

I’ll consider you thrown in.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as long as we don't cross swords?

is a proper response

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Recap

Blurr took off his pants to cheer me up b/c Winkle doesn’t like me as much.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no no no...

well..ok yes.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is nothing to be ashamed of

you are a great man for doing that for me in my time of need. I’ll never forget it.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They are a Godsend

Compared to the alternative…

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:55 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was cold, and i wasn’t in the mood okay.

sheesh…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They must be better than the one here

our e-mail server’s been down all morning. It’s finally back up and I just got an e-mail telling me that the e-mail server is down.

by Karina on Nov 14, 2008 2:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Winkle

please note that the above Tlusty scale comment was not from Mabel. (See, I’m trying to be good!)

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 2:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too late

Looks like I must flee from this thread too

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 2:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was highly unexpected...

and hilarious…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 2:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by cope...

you mean murder right?

\wink, wink, nudge nudge

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 6:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love that quote
“They started to compete and they started to win the battles that we were winning in the first.”

Whoa, you mean hockey teams actually come to play for serious against us? Sounds like Ethan Moreau is a little slow.

by bkblades on Nov 14, 2008 2:55 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dash cunning plan, what?

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by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 2:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Conspiracy theorists

We led them into a lull to kick their ass….I’m tired of teams not taking us seriously, I would rather lose 82 games and have teams be serious about the work ethic and talent of this team than have retarded players like Ethan Moreau spew garbage like that

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i dunno

i read it more as: The Leafs weren’t at their best in the first, and then when they started to compete, we were the lesser team on the ice.

it’s more like we took them lightly…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

touche

but still I know it’s happening all over the league and is starting to crawl under my skin

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

two points...

i’ll take ’em.

it’s a coaching issue. we don’t have that problem.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

meh

I just want Whites Clark-stache to give him the fists of god and see him pile drive players inot the ice while decapitating them with blows to get people to take us seriously

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wendel Clark, the video game
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Hand

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be fair, while it is pretty damn annoying to hear other player actually surprised the Leafs aren’t a pushover anymore, I can’t exactly blame them with the type of teams we sent out ever since the lockout. Despite the results, I still think this team is still a month away from being deemed as the “team nobody wants to face”. We’re not there yet, even though the results are slowly coming to fruition.

by bkblades on Nov 14, 2008 3:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In terms of an RPG

we need to take some points away from the PP and add it to our PK and some points away from our O and give it to our goalies and we’ll be the tits

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Real RPGs

don’t let you shift points between stats

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh quiet you

I’m not a gamer….I just pretend to be one

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My asshole-switch

Seems to be stuck in the on-position this afternoon

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll show you a stuck asshole

wait what?

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t have a switch, more like a dimmer

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+10

wisdom.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You must reset your team to redistribute the points!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I used to always use those cheats when I would play the X-men games

some of the most bad-ass powers were terrible in the game

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Which one?

Cuz they all sucked

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

to be honest I wanna say rise of apoc

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait a minute, are you telling me that it’s possible that Ferguson was actually a good GM who somehow ended up with the accursed Tie Of Stellick or something?

by Mirinov's Nose on Nov 14, 2008 4:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh btw first time in 5 games the Tosk had a sv pct of 900 or higher

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:09 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suck it, guy who thinks Tosk sucks!

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very eloquent. And very Mabel-like. Am I rubbing off on you?

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he wants to rub something just not off

or maybe off

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bcww

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry winks

don’t mean to get you in trouble in the workplace….this hospital bed is furthering my delusions

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You guys

are killing me
and LD’s not even around

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again, plz note that most of this isn’t me. Mabel is trying to be kinda good.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Most

But still some

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True

I’m still a bit of a bad girl, I admit it.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really? Remember, oxygen is your friend.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m struggling with that one today, it seems.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too. You’re not alone.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm done...

all inuendo,erudition and slack is back in my pants

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least

You get the irony award!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And

I’m this close to bailing on this thread too

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I said sorry!

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame the Caffiene…and the Vodka

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was gonna go with the

Morphine and Barbiturates but ok

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's alright

I can never be mad at you Jared

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what about me?

I’m nice too…..just not a awesome-tastic blogger like everyone else

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought you called us boogers for a second there…allbeit awesome ones…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HA

NEVAR you keep me entertained for like an hour or so everyday with all of your insights and insanity

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heh, boogers

heh heh

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IMMUNITY!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rub it off….on you?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You certainly seem to be adding a je ne sais quoi to my overall erudition.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

overall erudition

/swoon

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I lost my dictionary

what’s an erudition?

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

an inverted erection!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And

DONE

Buh bye kiddies

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really have to learn self discipline

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah – you’re just awesome at the “Let’s see how far we can push Winkle” game…

You’re today’s big winner!

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wooo!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what does he win?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 14, 2008 5:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Presumably

He wins Winkle’s job.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 5:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God sitting in this hospital is making me wish that

I had just gone to UWO and spent the ungodly about for tuition than be in Indiana….at least the healthcare woulda been free

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:14 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not to mention UWO has has about a zillion attractive women. It was a great 2 years

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

surprisingly so does IU

my sister went to the dubs and she was telling me that we pretty much are going to the same school just in a diff country. But I wanted to live in Saugeen and fool around with all the girlies that my buddies did

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh Saugeen, best frosh week ever.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SEE!!!!

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I went into a bar in March last year because i was horribly lost

and I think I got laid three times without taking my pants off while I was there

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve been to places where its easier to get laid, but lets just say the milk has gone bad there

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where?

London was by far one of the best places for lonely guy to be so far in my short existence

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, London. High quality for amount of effort. Thunder Bay easier, but quality….lacking

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ooh the Bay

never been there….don’t particularly every want to be there

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice place, pretty forests, good hunting/fishing/camping, just stay upwind of the mill and dont talk to any of the locals

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave Chappelle references rule!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The grimace will now not leave my face until Monday

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 3:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grimace?

Why is there a grimace for two consenting adults to enjoy themselves in the late of night?

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The judge said you had to keep your consent 200 yards away from me, so think on.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 14, 2008 3:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too. Keep your consent and all that away from me.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SO CONFUSED

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you guys do realize this is all

supposition, last time i was in london cept for last year was when I was 10, and last year I got lost on my way to windsor and had to turn around in London

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i spent a solid week going floor to floor partying and…..stuff

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 14, 2008 3:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tee-hee

awww I missed out, damn Indiana and their cheap tuition

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but then

you wouldn’t have had your uncle inside of you!

Guy love,
That’s all it is,
Guy love,
He’s mine, I’m his,
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gross

and uncalled for

"I'll take some Cream Pie" - Barack Obama

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 14, 2008 3:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

couldn't be helped...

apologies.

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For there is a man inside me, and only when he is finally out, can I walk free of pain.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For ease of reading, I’ve changed all the pronouns he/she to he.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re way better than me at this…I come up with the lines, but you always have the very next one handy. It’s impressive.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I try. But to be fair, I really am trying to pull out all the stops to impress.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

colour me impressed...

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 14, 2008 3:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m glad, blurr. :)

For Lindsey, my rock. I could not have done this without him.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So completely unnecessary. But still awesome.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:30 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, do you want me to stop then?

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn’t say that…

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, you want me to be explicit?

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh fine, SFW it is.

But you got that reference, no?

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did…though I was a bit slower on the uptake that time.

Lack of oxygen and all.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:35 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good. I’m glad. I like that you get all my references.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Simpatico ain’t just the correct way to spell a Spanish word bastardized by a miserable Canadian corporate behemoth…

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh. Well played, sir. Well played indeed. Your dexterity with clever word-play continues to delight me. In all sorts of ways.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Both the whimsical AND the fantastic?

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In those ways too, but you know what I meant.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes…I believe that I do. And that does nothing to help my oxygen deficiency.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, you do, of that I have no doubt. And again, you aren’t the only one experiencing oxygen deficiency. I’m feeling a touch breathless too.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually had to get up and take a lap of the office there…

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 3:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flattery will get you everywhere. With me, at least.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’ve given me so many tips…a manual, if you will.

by clark4calder on Nov 14, 2008 4:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have indeed. I figure if you study it hard enough, you’ll get a perfect score on the test.

by Mabel on Nov 14, 2008 4:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs