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Maple Leafs at ACC West Part III

Toronto Maple Leafs at Vancouver Canucks, Nov 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST


Wow. There is actually one person that cares about the Canucks enough to make a half-assed video detailing why they suck. There isn't even music!

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the song "uhn Tiss uhn Tiss uhn Tiss " by the Bloodhound Gang makes this very interesting…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

also

game threads plz?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

Er,

game STREAMS plz?

i haz a fail

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

that one doesn’t seem to want to load for me…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you need a TV and someone to steal cable from like I am

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

never mind

I found the CBC feed, which is working so far

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

woot

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

whooo...

Barry is ripping the lightening up and down. players, management…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

it's funny

Barry Melrose does not sing Kumbaya, bitches!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

he had good points...

sounds like al strachan was actually on to something, unfortunately…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He looked like he was going to cry, and Ron called him a dinosaur.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ron is a national treasure

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Cuban Rum + Leafs = Bad news bears

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

that actually

sounds great

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

it really is, I just need some nachoes, and to replace my computer chair with a lazy boy

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh, computer and Lazy boy? incredible

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

incredible

in a good way

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

its the dream, I need to get one with the built in fridge, so i can chill the vodka and mix in there

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh

good design

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, now they have ones called “chair and a half” they are massive enough to fall asleep in sideways

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

I can see it now: “go way batin”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

needs a built in microwave, for burritoes

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

built in toilet so you don’t ever have to leave

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, you just sit it right beside the bathroom

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

good point

cramps suck

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

even better, put it on wheels and make it remote controlled

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

then again, still cramps

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

but you’d be able to do wheelies and take sick jumps in your own living room

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

true, wheelies rule

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

put some offroad tires on it and stairs become your bitch

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

MIke Gilles looks like he just got let out of the drunk tank

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:57 PM EST reply actions  

he does look a bit flushed and tired, doesn’t he?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

the hair makes it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at the grocery store, and while buying some olives a lady walked by me and said “I really need some meat.”

I could resist. I immediately blurted out “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID”.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

you should have recomended some nice sausage for her

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

not the worst thing

could have said “You want summa did, bitch?”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

smashes fist into palm
“I can do dis all day long, all day long!”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

“no, you don’t give a fuck”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

“I could do dis all year long”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I hurt my back a couple years ago moving a fridge, and every now and then, well, well it gets pretty sore

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

when I go to the clubs

I wait in LINE motherfucker!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents are really nice people motherfucker!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I make some pretty good spaghetti sauce, mother fucker!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

if your not well paid put your hands up

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

if you got a bad back, put your hands up

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

if youve got a pet cat put your hands up

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

good on ya

well played, man

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

mike comrie

looks like a mouth breather

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

CBC says

leafs and nucks are “cross country foes!”

riiiiight…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

the nucks are a cross country inconveniance

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it had dramatic music and everything!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It was like a game “one of these things doesn’t belong…” They had guys like Yzerman, Lidstrom, Gretzky and Trevor Linden in the same montage. Hmm…

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I also find the faceoff between Gretz and Crosby a might presumptuous

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind that one as much

Since Crosby has been compared to Gretzky from Day One. Apt comparison or not, at least Crosby has a few individual hardware to claim as his own. And it’s the whole “old versus new” theme going on, even if a little blasphemous as you said.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm listening to danko jones

it’s a marked improvement from the new CBC theme…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, i just noticed, it doesnt fit at all

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like taking a bite of pizza...

and having the taste of vomit and old socks…unexpected and unpleasant…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah, why does it taste like bagpipes?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Danko Jones. It’s too bad he’s more famous in Europe than he is even in Toronto.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

true dat!

love just cranking his stuff…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Danko is made for cranking. Little children cry if you listen to him at low volume.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

my daughter and i crank “bounce” and roll through our neighborhood with the windows down…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Lovercall

Is my favourite. Though I can see why it might be a tad inappropriate with daughter in tow.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

good call..

baby hates me is another fave of mine…and she’s drugs

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

How’s the newer stuff? I haven’t had a real good chance to listen to them.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

it's all good...

nothing’s really changed sound wise for three album’s now. very ac/dc ish. you know what you’re getting…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, anything prior to Razor’s Edge, I’m always game with the ac/dc comparison.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

meh, I use slayer, or kataklysm, thereven canadian

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

danko's a canadian...

or was your point that you like your rock heavier…?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i rock to the devils music, as my mother calls it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i used to...

but i’ve mellowed…like wine, or vinegar…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

my ipod has everything on it from Garth Brooks to Cannibal Corpse, I bridge generes

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I like bridging

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bowchickawowow

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

garth brooks...

should be eaten by cannibal corpse…

i go through genres of music. right now i’m listening to a lot of classic glam rock (bowie, t. rex and such…) last year, i listened to a lot of power pop stuff, cheap trick and the like

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

wait…did ron just say “Super natural BC”??

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

supernatural

that would explain quite a lot

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“dude, everything is glowing!”

“thats the shrooms man”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

friedman

is making bedroom eyes at us through the camera..

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Edler out with the flu, Pavol Demitra is back.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

sweet...

imagine cola crushing demitra, and seeing both of them crumple from their bones imploding at the same time…demitra is a walking injury list

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Coco crushing, but not if he has to explode for it

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that's true...

i’ve got next week i think, so he needs to keep it together for a few more days

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

I’ve already lost the injury pool, so it doesn’t really matter

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

they’d fuse together like saddam and the yorkie in hotshots part deux

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh God

I thought I was the only one who saw that…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

its the best thing charlie scheen ever did since that hooker

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

dear god…nickleback

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

NICKELBACK!

where’s winkle!? :)

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

tosk

needs to steal one tonight…or we’re going to look silly…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Id be happy with making Luango look human

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, let’s see if the Canucks can score some goals.

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Hollweg handle bar….he is this years McCabe without the skill

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

umm...

let’s wait till he scores on us (weg i mean)

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

First “GO LEAFS GO” chant.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

game hasn’t even really started yet…hahaha

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Starting in centre

number 42…God that’s weird to hear

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

I bet no one could have predicted Stajan and wellwood as number one centers this year

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s something I never saw coming

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Stajan will make eyes at welly and win the faceoff

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yes.

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

stajan will tell wellwood there are free crispy cremes in the locker room and will win the faceoff

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

oh man

I was sitting at the preview just waiting for people to show up man I don’t know how ot read the clock

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

that tuba player looks excited

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

salvation army band

big woman in a small jacket!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

nice F# attachment on her trombone

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

jealous?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

worked at a music store

I can’t help but notice. It could use a polishing, however

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

Saxophoner, but I polished plenty of trombones over the summer

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

thats what she said

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

steen assults welly!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Hahahahahaha Steen just flattened Wellwood on the faceoff.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

no Stajan eyes needed

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GOD

there goes blake doing his best dart player impersonation

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

going for the 20

measureing

measureing

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

strallman looks good in the early going

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Second GO LEAFS GO chant is amazingly loud.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

go leafs go

and no boos…at least the oil fans tried to bring it…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

they booed when Luongo was mentioned, which boggles me

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i think they were saying Luuuuuuu

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought they said

LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

but it sounded like a boo to me

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Rebel Yell

needs to get going, not that he’s been playing bad, but i want him to dominate again

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

I like the rebel yell

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you want mooore moooore moooore

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

wellwood

just kinda standing there in the scrum…awkward…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

probably smelt someone spopcorn and got distracted

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

wellwood

he has a black eye

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

he got it when his nutritionist found him raiding the fridge

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

too enthusiastic with the sundae spoon

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

girlfriend was a bit rough during sex

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably didn’t like Wellwood bringing cured meat to the bed.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

he has that bad boy charm

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

chippy...

i’m liking this

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

Finger is starting to grow on me, every time i notice him he is punishing bitches

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

ever since he had his face surgically reattached...

i’ve liked him. he’s a MONSTER!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

GET HIM, GET THE BABEH!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

CHUBBEH BUNNEH!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you touch chubbeh bunneh you get finger banged!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

who is

Kaber LAH?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

5 on 3
OH SNAP!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

bwahahah

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

did you all

go write in grabs for the all star game today?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

I did

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

mmhmm
my vote-o-tron did it a couple thousand times too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

nice play...

crappy result

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

get it up antro!
thats what she said

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

work your stick better!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I;m starting to hate Luongo

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

only now?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t hate him that much, since he’s keeping my fantasy teams afloat.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

EWW

The Canucks fans couldn’t even catcall Vesa properly.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

vee-sah?

sounds kinda like “we suck” to me

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

funny...

leafs suck. we’ve only had the puck for all of 10 seconds…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

fail...

they’ve only had the puck…we’ve owned them

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Shots on goal:

Leafs 10
Canucks 0

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

i’m smelling another 40+ shot night

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

they gotta start crashing the net like they did to Judas price

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

another

bwahahaha

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

this team is really really fun to watch

I can’t believe I’m saying it but I haven’t had this much fun watching a Leafs teams since I was like 8

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

mother fucker!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

wellwood on vancouver’s FIRST FUCKING SHOT

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIT

I go to get a new drink and THIS happens

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle fucking wellwood

Cox is firing up the hate machine as we speak

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

does he ever shut it down?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s captain material now.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

he gets a cookie every time he scores

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

we need to sic the hockey viking on him

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

We shouldn’t have let Wellwood go for nothing. He’d be doing us better rotting on the Marlies.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

meh...

i don’t think he’s be playing like this without almost losing his entire career…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And? What do we lose by him continuing to suck on the Marlies?

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ice time...?

buffets?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ya he knows that hes THISCLOSE to be sent to winnipeg

…and nobody wants to be sent to winnipeg.

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s been absolutely awful.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

he's got to play better...

or we’ve got to make a trade…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Good old Burkey

Will know what to do

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope not

Trading for a goalie now would be counterproductive to this team. Wasting resources for a position we tried to improve for three straight seasons is a step back. Unless this team is absolutely serious about making the playoffs this season, which means I slash my wrists…

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i think he had a dream where the net fell on him and he was trapped under the post now he is scared of them

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder

If Don Cherry will be all over Wellwood’s jock during coaches corner, as per usual

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

wellwood has the black eye and bit of neckbeard, so he’s all tough and scruffy now

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

tough and scruffy

sounds like it could be the name of a cartoon show staring two dogs

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s all like “grrr…I’m so intense and thoughtful and tough. grrr”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

toughtfull?

Wellwood?

Really?

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

He seemed more like someone who was kind of a nerd versus the rest of the team to me

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

he went on a jenny jones makeover show

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Like he’s kind of a dork or a nerd compared to say, stajan or white

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

crap...

bad change by grabs

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Mayers has wheels

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

is it me...

or is this a brutally pro-vancouver play by play team…?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Hughson

Was the voice of the Canucks for quite a while, if my memory serves me right

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he was...

i can’t stand listening to him call games…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

thats probably why he keeps verballly fellating Luongo and wellwood

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Bobby Luuu

Is pretty good

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but he can shut up about it now, i can only hear about how “calm and collected he is with his bedroom eyes” so many times before i get stabby

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

he's alright...

i saw him play in LA once when he was still with florida…he is HUGE

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

ponis

can skate?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

really fast...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't remember that

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

wellwood

can has cheeseburger?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I scroes goal NOW can i haz cheezburger?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

a propos of nothing

orange juice + cream soda+ vodka is quite the tasty

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

sounds like it might actually...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Drank?

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

¿Drunk?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

that sounds delicious

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

boo hoo

I must wait 3 more months

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I shall drink more for you, okie?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

it is

try it if you can

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

im going with a classic, Rye+ Ginger

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

First feature on Wellwood

Let’s see how many more before I get stonecold hammered.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

drinking game

one drink every time they say “wellwood”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly I don’t think I’ll get past the first period then. By the end of the game I’ll be a full-fledged alcoholic in the middle of my second AA meeting.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

schenn

woo!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

not taking any crap...

sweet

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LUUUUUKE

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

rising to the occaschenn!

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OLAS!!!!

MANNING UP

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

i dunno

schenn went down on his knees pretty fast to me…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I laid out the bait, and you took it. THank you

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

haha knew someone was going to take that bait

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

they had t. how couldn’t they?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm

encourageable

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

that's something

i never thought you’d say…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He is too kind he has to stop letting his opponents up and whoop on em Wendel style

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

I demand a rematch

Although I have to say, Schenn needs to tone it down on these fights on legit hits. Him in the box for some unknown Canuck player is NOT a good trade off

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

that...

is a good point.

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s just trying to get the team going

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hollweg or Mayers could do that

And no one will be crying for Hollweg’s departure.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Right...

Because Hollweg and Mayers aren’t Schenn

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn doesnt let mortals do his work for him

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i thnk...

schenn had a booger on his finger, and wanted to wipe it off on davidsons face…repeatedly

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

True

But I still would want the God walking amongst mere mortals, than off the ice completely.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

wow...

we sure are lucky to be watching such an incredibly stacked and naturally gifted team as the Canucks. We should all write thank you cards to Vancouver for allowing us the privilege of playing against them…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

i'm waiting for hughson

to talk about how Lou’s hair gel cures cancer, and the sedins goatee hair is the fountain of youth…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

except I think our cards would read “Dear [player] Go suck on a tailpipe, you piece of shit. Seriously, I hate you, Just die, like, NOW. Hugs and kisses, [Barilkosphere member]”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

mine would read “wait you like what team? Sorry.”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

oh

I thought we were writing to Canucks players, in which case, ""wait you *play for *what team? Sorry."

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that...

A Go Leafs Go chant?

Man, no wonder every other team hates us, regardless of how apathetic we are for them

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Quick!

someone tell Luongo his wife is pregnant!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

With Naslunds baby!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

or berts...

tests haven’t come back yet

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

with Wellwood's baby...

well played, Eastloop. I like your thinking

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

that wouldnt happen, wellwood has had so much sugar his sperm have morphed into gumdrops

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

he can only father sour patch kids

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

you’re on fire tonight

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

but then he’d have hyper sperm, wouldn’t he?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but they’d crash before they reached the egg

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

image

just imaging gumdrop sperm…it’d make for the weirdest facial porn ever

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome buddy

I don’t think we’ve had the pleasure of having you for a game day thread

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome to me?

i am knew to posting in these parts. and also, im a girl… but i guess buddy still works

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

dood...

is that kosher?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

eastloop is a female?

cheers to fellow vaginas!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

haha fellow vaginas… oxymoron?
and then there were two!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

you, me

wrap, Mabel, KArina, OMGWTFTML, a few more forget right now

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

dare_

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

yep, and there were others I can’t remember rightnow

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

well we a few, but we are mighty!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

we are strong

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I marry one of you girls?

A female hockey fan is the SEXIEST thing in the WORLD

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

As Mabel pointed out, the easiest way to close is to ask

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing Sexier

than a woman behind the wheel of a semi

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

odd

but ok

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Seinfeld

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

what about...

a female hockey fan behind the wheel of a semi?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

eating bacon...

that’s HAWT

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

BACON YADA!!!!!

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I had one of those once...

It went from fantastic to disaster pretty quickly

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It went from fantastic to disaster pretty quickly

It sure can.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

AND...

TWSS

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, that’s exactly what she said. /sobs

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

so...

no bcww

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Long story short...

I’ll never eat a bagel again

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

…and you’ll understand why i am never allowed back at seaworld

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Goddamn whales and their fancy dancy blowholes.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yes welcome to you

and sorry for the slightly masculine pronoun…I was trying to stay unisexual til I got a feel for what your gender was

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

well thank you! pleasure to be here

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

oh crap...

i thought they scored again

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck, i thought that replay was another goal

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

and then you couldn;t understand what they said?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ya..

and then you have another drink and think…this stuff is da bomb!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

brutal

13-2 shots for leafs

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

burrows is a little snot...

crap…they’re making me hate them. my indiference is lifting

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

wow

play by play sided with blake…low blows buddy.

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Kesler talking shit to Kabby? oh that fucker is dead

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Kabby has now added Kesler to the list of bitches to choke

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Or stomp on

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably the best thing Pronger has ever done

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why

But Kabby seems like someone you DO NOT want angry at you…like he’s liable to snap at any time

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

he was so quiet

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

where is thehockey viking?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Thought I'd Pop In

Just to say hello- I like what Wilson has done with your team.

NHL in HD is beautifulllll

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

hola

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

ditto...

i’m liking the sharks…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

the ChoSchenn One is

thinking why do I have to sit next to the dude everyone hates

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

“god, he smells like cheese”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

finger needs to start banging

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

just did

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah twss

bcww

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the movies when I was in eighth grade.

Eh……….

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Like that!

Oh FUck you that was clean!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

maybe not

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Finger is a stupid asshole.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

ugh

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

gay

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

homo

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breeder

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vampire

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK SAKES

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

arite

CBK time

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

ok calm down, this always happens, first period we lull them into a false sense of security, then in the second we ruin their shit

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

it's the pro canucks play by play

that is very grating to me

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

They ARE winning

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so's your face!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

really...?

i missed that…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

It was in amidst of another Go Leafs Go chant at the Pharmaceutical arena.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

that was arrogant

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It wouldn't stand a chance compared to

The “Not once ever!” chant we could retaliate with

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Wilson is gonna choke a bitch

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

we don't make fun of

Stajan when ld is around she’ll kill us (it makes her stabby)

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't make Stajan cry

Stajan in pain just magnifies the effect of Stajan eyes

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

wonderful

.667 save pct toskala is showing

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIT

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

bench him...

but frogurt in net…

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He’s so fucking bad.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously, what the hell happened to him?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel that Toskie hater is vindicated

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

a

atleast the second one wasnt his fault

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

nope...

but the rebound he coughed up sure was

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hard to snuff a rebound on a kicksave

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

so's your face

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Learn to make a kicksave meat face!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, it was Carlo’s. I hate that he kills penalties.

by koopa kid on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

toews...

slightly retarded apparantly

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

that commercial...

he sounds like a tool

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you on NHL network? All I’m seeing are Moore’s commercials spliced with that stupid rent a car commercials.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a while back...

sorry…winkle’s mia on saturdays, so i’m bringing the requisite rage…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa...

that…that’s a tongue twister…

scratch that, maybe he’s high…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

doubtfull

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

SWEET

THE CRAZY GUY WITH THE SUITS IS ON!

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

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LOL

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait sorry

the fifteen minutes of commercials hasn’t begun yet

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yay! he’ll be more entertaining than that

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Who?

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Don Crazy

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

wow….crushed velvet….nice

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

prince called

he wants his outfit back

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Prince called...

He’s still awesome

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That yelling guy formerly known as Don Cherry

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I was gonna say that

this one is a pretty tame suit compared to his recent endeavours…I kind of like it

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

did cherry call wilson

Napolean?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

LD

J’taime

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

any reason,

or just more ganja?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no reason.

Just re-assuring you.

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

et je t’aime aussi. Merci beaucoup Bisous!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, hitting on LD is my gig!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Jared

lots of people hit on me. Sorry, babe :P

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh fine

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

mais je t’ai aime toujours, Jared!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

French

is hot

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te quiero todos!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

merci mon amie, jesuis un pomme de terre!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re a potato?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Mais Oui mon cherie

il est un pomme de terre

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, another inside joke out of context

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i prefer to talk i quebeqois english.
So I went der to da rink and i looked for my skate in my bag, and there they were…gone! so to the truck i go and look in da truck and my skates was der side by each two by two tabernac

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Quebec English

“I smoke in church”

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

or

I put gravy on everything

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ROFL...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

almost good

you need to swear more and end more sentences with “la?”, but otherwise, not bad

/lived with 2 VERY proud Quebecois
//hates their guts

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Its been a while, my dialect is rusty

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

like I said

not too shabby

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I learned from the best, my Gran is a Montrealer( NOrds fan) she smokes 3 packs a day and puts gravy on everything and can drink me under the table

good lady

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny thing, French people from France also hate Quebecois with a passion. Exact words, "Their french is dirty.’

Then they go “voulez vous avec moi ce soir?”. Well, in my dreams.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

you're right

France people don’t like Qc French., In any dubbed movie I’ve seen, whenever they want to make a point a character is stupid/backwards/etc, they use a QC accent

Then again, QC frenchies refer to France Frenchies as "chicken assholes " (forget the French term) since they’re mouths are so tight when they speak

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems like everyone hates each other in Quebec.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

still funny

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

le pamplemousse est dans le biblioteque

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

upomoch, pivo...

spelled phonetically…it’s all you need to know in Czech…

Help, Beer!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you do realize that

you and Mabel are going to be my french tutors next semester while we watch the games

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing to do with hitting on...

It’s just love.

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

better that than listening to him butcher the name

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Here we go

“Sign the guy up so we can get some more Canadian boys on this team!”

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Right...

Colaiacovo, Moore, Stajan, White, Cujo, Mitchell, Van Ryn, Mayers et al aren’t nearly enough

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and cherry jumps on wellwoods twinkie

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

wellwood <3 twinkies

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i read that as...

Welly is less than 3 twinkies…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wellwood

Has definately had more than 3 twinkies today

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what i was thinking...

i read that and thought it wasn’t mathematically possible…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

welly hearts twinkies

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i get it...

thx

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OH GOD

He’s calling the pick up of Wellwood genius…..ok I hate grapes

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Vancouver picked up their leading scorer for nothing.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

no touch icing in 10/….9…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta love

The montage of horrifying leg injuries

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The tragedy is that Don is making an actually good and valid point, yet he gets ignored for saying all sorts of loopy things in between.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

can we stop

seeing these ugly hits please?

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

but i can’t look away….

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

sadly, less scaring than the Love Guru

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

they're

EVIL. Don Cherry says so!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

not the hits...

just the Tits…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Tits are evil?

/looks down shirt
//frowny face

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

In a related story:

Evil is awesome

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

eeeee-ville....

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

just one calorie, not evil enough

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Tits are AMAZING!

just not Kostitsyns

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wow that comment was full of creepy

instead of fun and whimsical humour

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that should be made into a Tshirt

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Oh my god I feel ill.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

good Irish guy? thats a new one

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala 6 shot, 2 goals

seems about right. Nice rebound control on that second one. Just thought I’d open pandoras box, but I can’t stay to argue my point. Hopefully Toskala doesn’t continue to argue it for me.

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we're starting to sorta kinda

agree with you

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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it's been decided...

you were right…for now

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

For once, you’re absolutely right tonight about Toskie’s performance tonight.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoops. Must be the danko affecting my syntax.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

“Are you my conscience?”

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight...i am, tonight...or not, tonight...

sorry, that was fun. you said tonight as if to imply that only tonight he was right

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanted to emphasize tonight he was right about Toskala tonight. Comparing Raycroft with Toskala the other night was not right. Hence, the tonight. Right?

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight...

yes

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah,

stop that!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

is it me...

or are the TB Lightening commercials a tad overly dramatic?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIT

not the Enterprise commercial again

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For my trip?

sounds expensive

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

"why didnt you rent me a bigger car?"

what a bitch

(ps new here… whats the word on swearing?)

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

bring the humour = ok
gratuitous = meh

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not allowed...

unless you mean it

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

they score = appropriate
we score =appropriate
kerry Fraser = mandatory

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Kerry Fraser

Fuck that fucking fuck.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck that fucking fucker. Damn cunt-cock anyway

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and there you go...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Jared: you just broke your own rule!

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I have rules?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Mandatory Fraser cursing…

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

his

name is a curse word

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

True ’dat.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I curse like a sailor.

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Are we getting into this again?

Cause I will…

It really got serious last time though

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it got epic last time

I loved it, Arch

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Just logging in...

…to make my SPG picks. The game has already started (WTF?), we’re down 2-0 and people are carping about VeTo. I think I want to go drop a brick on my head.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

thanks hughson...

we know, you spend your off days polishing louongo’s balls…we get it…

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Oh my god I want to punch Hughson in his windpipe.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i want to kick him in the junk...

and then as he’s bending over in pain, punch him in his windpipe…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala

Is playing his ass off tonight

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ugh

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

x3

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Kaberle

Got Jobbed out there

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STOP SAYING KABER LAH YOU FUCKING ASS

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Kaber lah?

I hear Kaber-lay, but I may be filling it in myself

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

you are...

he’s definitely saying kaber-lah, or law…whatever

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to listen harder now, to catch it

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

When Bowen says it its right, when Hugson says it I get stabby

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Crawford is the guy who says it. I would like to think Hughson is saying ti correctly after calling Leafs games for awhile.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

ya..it's crawford..

or creyford is saying kaberlaw

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, im mixing my metaphors or announcers or whatever, rye does that

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Dey know I mean Kaberle, but kaber-lah means i speak to dem westerners. Yee haw!

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I don’t know how to pronunce them fancy euro-peein’ names!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Der’s a peein’ down at french land?

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

wait a minute

I has a SPG point! I picked "will not happen in first period goal

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Success!

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I'm still ahead of lots of people

not last, so I’m ok with that

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ditto

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Hahahahaahahaha

This game sucks.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha

yeah. good times.

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The 4pm start time

Didn’t really help the Leafs, as they’ve been out of the Eastern Time Zone all week long

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and...

our goalie can’t seem to stop sucking ass

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

While Broduer couldn’t resist his ex-wife’s sister’s ass. Too soon?

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Odds of Toronto scoring 4 on Luongo: 0.00%

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Is there a way to make that a negative number?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

would that mean that luongo scores on us?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure, but I wouldn;t rule it out

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the first time this season I am not confident we can come back

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

yup...

it’s also the first time the nucks have annoyed me

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the wellwood catalyst

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

pop rocks candy?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

mentos and diet coke?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

holy crap...

spread out the d before going to the net guys…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

Damn it Carlo! Get out of the net!

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

ugh to the power of 4

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

cutting out the coke, going straight up rye now

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

me too...

i’m switching over to crack…no more coke

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

cujo

coming in?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

belfour

flying in

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I want...

…zombie Terry Sawchuk.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

we could string him up in the net, weekend at bernie’s style

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we doin' it again tonight, Terry?

Oh, you know we are! (Waves goal stick)

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck, it's about time Toskie's out

Wait/ You’re telling me Cujo is the back-up? Gah.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

I has a sad now…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

turd nuggets!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

with corn

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

hughson

is making me stabby

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Four goals on nine shots. Fuck Toskala.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

trade him

and that kaberlaw douche…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

possitives that are keeping me off the balcony
this is only the second game this team has laid an egg on this season and they were supposed to loose badly every night.
and I dont know any Canucks fans to rub this in

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Here’s some things we can focus on: One, we tried hard. And two, we’re still dear friends!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

we are...?

can i borrow 50 bucks buddy?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No big deal.

Losing one game to the ‘Nuckleheads = meh, especially given the expectations for this team. I’ll lose every game to them, so long as we keep beating the Senaturds and the dirty dirty Habs.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

loss to canucks = not as stinging

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Loss to canucks...

chokes on massive bong rip

Wait.. What?

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Bong hits for the Leafs?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure...

Whatever reasoning you feel like giving works for me

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you SURE that’s a registered charity?

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

uhhh...

it COULD be….

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd donate

daily

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Sens

are losing to Long Island

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

again?

awesome!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

those girls are pretty good.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

but does anyone ever really win on long island? sigh

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yes they do

they want to win and ge the hell out of there

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This...

Is going to get worse before it gets better

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

KILL HIM
KILL HOLLWEG!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

sweet...

weg is going to get his face beat in for us!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

how sweet, he’s trying to make us feel better

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks Ryan

thanks for trying to give us the warm fuzzies

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That was as close

to winning a fight as he’s done all year.

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yeah, he almost blew it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He didnt get bloodied

Which counts as a win

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

see him get up?

he was holding on to both refs and he appeared to be saying “Did you see that? i didn’t get my ass handed to me!”

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to go play video games. Night guys.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

QUITER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not the guy who isn’t skating at all.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

video games > us???

:/ frowny face…but have fun you lousy bum

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, the Leafs have lost games whrre they’ve been skating their hearts out. They look flat footed out there against a slow Vancouver team.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Play NHL09

and beat the Nucks for us

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

the Leafs should just go happy gilmour on the whole damned team.
We need the hockey viking out every game

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

so hollweg is going to try to stab someone with his skate?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Douche move Bernier

you’re the one who went after moore first. As if reaching for your mouth makes things better

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

WTF

that was the penalty!?!?!?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

weak...

good thing we got a make up call

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

god this colour cometary is more painful than the game, it sounds like he is struggling to breath as he speaks

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

He can't breath

because he’s got his mouth full of Luongo

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I kept that

As PG as possible

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeez, no kidding.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Luongo

is a rather large guy…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he is italian, you know what that means.

he likes pizza

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and he's greasy

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

and he's spicy!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

like pizza

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the Phil Esposito episode of "Rent a Goalie"

“I’m Italian, so I’m playing for the Italia team. Is there a problem with that?”
“Well yeah. No offence, but you’re fucking Phil Esposito, Phil”

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like pizza

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

“what did you do last night Jared?”
“I watched a rape and then drank myself into a coma”

sigh

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, Saturdays

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

its weird

usually this is how friday night goes

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

good times

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

same thing we do every night

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

take over the world?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

loser domi, i think i have met my kindred spirit

were we separated at birth???

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Mabel and I have asked that of each other before

Same sperm or egg donor?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Maple Leaf fan breeding project of the 1980s

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i’d consider that program successful

leaf fan sisters from other misters

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Your Mothers...

Must have been in the same room as Wendel Clark once…

He impregnates women by staring at them

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

+1 for Pinky and the Brain reference.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

woot

nerd points!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Also +1!

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

And again. Dammit, I’m running out of points to distribute.

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

woot, pity hugs!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

(hugs)

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

aww..poor jared

hugs

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

These Game Threads

Are more fun than acutally watching the game.

We should have live threads for all kinds of things, not just games. Practice, off-days, team flights. Any excuse really

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

I fully support this!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

thirded

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

just stop by any day, it happens

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess I’ll stick around, I don’t want to play video games that much. :\

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

what system are you on?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I have all three because I’m a nerd.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

we should start a PPP league on 360...

unless there already is one…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I need xbox live

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

you do...

best 40 bucks a year i’ve ever spent

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

PS3

Has free online

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

but is 400$ i dont have to get the system

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Chemmy said...

He had all 3

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

he does...

but we’re not all as cool as chemmy

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ya

it’s the $400 that’s keeping me off it…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ditto...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd be happy if we can get two goals on lou

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Id be happy if

Kesler got punched in his face

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ONE goal would make me not sad

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

how bout

one goal and a face punch?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I could live with that

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

any one on here in CA?

hearing some pretty scary stuff about the wildfires north of LA…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

http://www.iscaliforniaonfire.com/

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

it is...

you can’t get in or out of LA right now

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

God is punishing California for Prop 8.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, that may not be accurate.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

As God should...

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

there are far betteer reasons

than prop 8 for CA to be punished…

like 90210 for example

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

but can Prop 8 be among them?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

meh...

whatever. take your pick

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

(snickers)

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

wing the arab replay, its fucking with my mind!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

stop showing it

rather

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

bernier is tunning every one

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

running

fail

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

lol Kubina’s helmet

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Kubina just keeps trying to win me over even more every time I see him

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Kubina

Had me at hello

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Kubina

completes me

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Kubina

is large…

tall, i mean

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

when i was little i thought it was a cooking segment in between periods

/shame

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather

Watch that

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Wellwood

Could make cakes and cookies

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Few would survive the trip from oven to table.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

"And here's some cookies i made earlier..

wait… Where the hell?

Oh yeah… I already ate them

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

“tonight, we’re making Vancouver Herbal brownies with Kyle Wellwood…”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

“Can you guess the secret ingredient? It’s not love…”

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

is it fire?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it certainly won’t be low-fat.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

insinuating that Welly smokes pot

upsets me

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

would you feel better

if we just said it straight up?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Well as long as you don’t lace it with a bar of lard, I think you’re safe.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

how so?

wellwood seems like an interesting person to smoke with

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting?

I disagree… Kinda seems like he’d be a douche

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

one way to find out…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually...

It’s an idea I threw around for the BSS Blog, what it would be like to smoke pot with all the Leafs

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ooooh cool! do eet…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

secret ingredient

Chocolate syrup? Mayonnaise?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha, that might make it better

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No...

satilite ColdStone would make it better!

mmmmm boy!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

big shock...

leafs get an extra penalty while the nucks get to run around the ice like a team of hollwegs

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

comforting news, both Montreal and ottawa are loosing too, to philly and NYI

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The Leafs always lose when they’re in eighth, and win when they’re in ninth.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

homeostasis

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post...

hagman!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

hughson...

just said the posts are “swollen” behind lou…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Hughson’s post is swelling behind Luongo.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

beat me to it

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The posts seem to swell a lot out there

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i hear they make creams for that condition

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ting!

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Leafs give up nine shots through two periods, are losing 4-0.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK

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Leafs refuse to talk to the CBC in between periods.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

really..?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. They’re having a closed doors team meeting.

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

wilson is systematically beating them with his shoe

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I would pay to see that actually.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

that could be pretty awesome

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

“Poni you look terible”

“I walked into a door”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Luke...

…There’s not a scratch on you!

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“Why so pale, Blake?”

“I always look like this.”

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“antro…”

“just don’t say anything, just don’t ask me! (cry)”

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if they did it’d be a string of obscenities

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd like them to talk about

the swollen posts they keep hitting

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

here we go

all burke all the time

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

Imagine

the hot stove guys wearing chef hats. it makes it more entertaining.

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and cooking stuff

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs Swedish cooks. Bork!

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i love pierre le brun...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

i hate al strachan

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

he looks like a troll

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

also...

milbury must kill al, with his shoe…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF...

they cut to commercial!

did someone actually kill al!?!?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

PLB

and I have unfinished business

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PLB?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Pierre LeBrun

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

ok. did he pass yo bad weed?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hahah

everytime I have a problem with anyone, thats the ‘tokin’ responce…

(see what I did there? tokin?)

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, just given your blog…

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

i go there for the horticulture tips. they’re really passionate about burning weeds

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry...

does he owe you some weed?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hah no...

We butted heads at his previous wrokplace, where I still remain.

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

but he’s better than Al

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

true...

But is that saying much of anything?

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in the grand scheme of things..

no. however, he says logical things, and that goes a long way compared to some of his contemporaries

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the more I drunk the harder it is to keep up with the spamming

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I know what you mean

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spam is great

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al's argument

is that when your kids reach adulthood, you stop loving them…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

once they’re outta diapers, they’re off my back! ungrateful little leeches anyways!

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the tampa owners

should hire their next coach based on some Saw-type game of death

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I smell a reality TV show a-brewin'.

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possible...

not the saw thing, but i could see it happening…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This week...

…our prospective coaches will climb into the stands and beat opposing fans with a shoe. Top six winners go on to the “rip the head off the opposition’s mascot” event.

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“the contract is implanted in the other man’s stomach…”

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, I would pay to watch this. By the way they’re running this team, this may be the only way to draw fans.

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if i were melrose

i’d be glad to be out of that death trap

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, but Melrose really didn’t help matters with his “coaching” either.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

hard to coach

when your gm is undermining any authority you’re trying to establish

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm curious

to see how long tocchet lasts. he doesnt fit into the “fabulous hair requirement” of koules, lawton, and melrose

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s bald isn’t he? that makes him all streamlined so he’ll coach faster

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

And racing stripes on his suit. Or at least, he needs them.

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True, but playing stamkos, no matter how much you don’t like barely 11 minutes and your star player roughly 16 minutes, you’re screaming to get fired.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

his argument was

neither had earned the ice time. hard to argue with that.

lecavalier he was holding back on due to his shoulder surgery…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure it’s easy to argue with it since Lecavalier performed noticeably better when he’s north of 20+ minutes. And Stamkos is offensively talented, but when you don’t play him on the PP consistently, how else is he going to earn it nailed to the bench? He doesn’t play on the pk or any important minutes. And it still doesn’t explain why Recchi gets 20 minutes a game when he isn’t the future or the cog to get Tampa out of the funk.

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Sophie

what the hell is this show and how is it “canada’s new favourite show?” I’ve never heard it at all

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I’ve never watched the show, but she is pretty cute.

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I dont know the premise, but I believe...

She’s mother of the year, AND agent of the year.

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a miniseries about Lindros’ mother?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

www.instantrimshot.com

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

no, no no, that would be “motherf%$#er of the year and agent of the year”

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

ah yes!

its that show about the generic program about that 30 something average woman comedically dealing with the events of every day life!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok... I've got an idea...

How about a middle-aged single woman with a high-profile job, living in the city, having a hard time balancing work and real life?

GENIOUS

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by Archimedies on Nov 15, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

AND make her a single mom

Ratings BOO-yah!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

does she have a wacky landlord, a rebellious daughter and emotionally volatile friends?

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

she might

I can’t tell from the commercials alone

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

and..

A quirky neighbour!

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neighbour

I thought that just went without saying

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs a minority character somewhere in there.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

multiple minorities if at all possible

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

With catchy phrases bordering on hopeless racial stereotypes?

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

of course

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

of course

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

A boy problem...

OR a problem boy

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That she falls in love with when ratings are falling?

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

one of her co-workers

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the only time I’ve ever heard about it is in commercials during hockey

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s not even a real show. It’s CBC’s way of getting viewers to stick with their channel all day trying to find this non-existent show.

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that’s a good plan…sneaky, but good

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a brutally boring game

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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

that’s why I’m in here

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

same

and the fact that there are 3 essays that i should be writing.

but the witty banter here has more real-world applications for me

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, like me. Those essays write themselves, right? Right?

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I know what you mean.

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Want us to knock off a couple pages for you?

“The essential quintessence of the central logic, mediated in the near-term by certain functions of the dynamic that profoundly exacerbate the dilemma and indeed enlighten one to the proximate causes of the most important relations between…”

BTW, what’s my topic?

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s how i’ll begin all 3!

by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I should remember that myself

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

jrwendelman = 2 degrees + no clue

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by jrwendelman on Nov 15, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Canucks? Boring?

WHA???

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that;s news to me

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

What were the fans screaming out during that music montage?

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Either “we suck” or “leafs suck” I think

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

leafs suck

they are origional

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

but if they’re chanting we suck that’s just funny

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

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Good news, we held the Nucks to 12 shots!
Bad news, they scored on 4 of em!

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why did no one shoot there

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by Chemmy on Nov 15, 2008 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

(shrugs) they just want the night to be over as soon as possible

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Vancouver Canucks: Where Boring Happens.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

vancouver canucks

Cure for insomnia

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

“Urge to kill? Watch the Canucks!”

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Why Chubbeh Bunneh? Why must you make me not like you! You are too lovable!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

did

you leave your skill in your man purse?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he did…he does have multiple man purses, maybe he took the wrong one ?

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, i left my awesome in my other bag

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I just can’t stay mad at you chubbeh bunneh, even when I know I should be

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

just look at those cheeks

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

good thing he doesn't quite have Stajan eyes

or else my head might explode

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Cujo gets the next game, for sure

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

He's been

reasonable

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better than I would be, for sure

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

god, enough about vancouvers stick position!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

I know you guys love Vancouver sticks, but please, get a room!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That was loudest cheer all night, including the Canucks goals, when Kulemin and Grabovski collided with each other.

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that’s actually pretty sad

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

a tragic example of ’We hate your team more than we love our own"

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Vancouver Emonucks!

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Their alternate uniforms depict a dagger through a heart.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

OUT DAMN SPOT

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

“If I were to love, I would not be a Canucks fan.”

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Where is Bell to destroy Kesler and make this loss worth while?

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Thats a good question

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by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Jail?

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