Maple Leafs at ACC West Part III
Toronto Maple Leafs at Vancouver Canucks, Nov 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST
Wow. There is actually one person that cares about the Canucks enough to make a half-assed video detailing why they suck. There isn't even music!
Anyway, prepare to spam away.
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the song "uhn Tiss uhn Tiss uhn Tiss " by the Bloodhound Gang makes this very interesting…
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actually
that one doesn’t seem to want to load for me…
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you need a TV and someone to steal cable from like I am
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
never mind
I found the CBC feed, which is working so far
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woot
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
whooo...
Barry is ripping the lightening up and down. players, management…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 6:49 PM EST reply actions
it's funny
Barry Melrose does not sing Kumbaya, bitches!
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he had good points...
sounds like al strachan was actually on to something, unfortunately…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
He looked like he was going to cry, and Ron called him a dinosaur.
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Ron is a national treasure
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Cuban Rum + Leafs = Bad news bears
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:51 PM EST reply actions
it really is, I just need some nachoes, and to replace my computer chair with a lazy boy
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
its the dream, I need to get one with the built in fridge, so i can chill the vodka and mix in there
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, now they have ones called “chair and a half” they are massive enough to fall asleep in sideways
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
awesome
I can see it now: “go way batin”
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needs a built in microwave, for burritoes
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
built in toilet so you don’t ever have to leave
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nah, you just sit it right beside the bathroom
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
even better, put it on wheels and make it remote controlled
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
but you’d be able to do wheelies and take sick jumps in your own living room
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
put some offroad tires on it and stairs become your bitch
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
MIke Gilles looks like he just got let out of the drunk tank
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:57 PM EST reply actions
he does look a bit flushed and tired, doesn’t he?
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the hair makes it
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
I was at the grocery store, and while buying some olives a lady walked by me and said “I really need some meat.”
I could resist. I immediately blurted out “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID”.
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you should have recomended some nice sausage for her
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
not the worst thing
could have said “You want summa did, bitch?”
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smashes fist into palm
“I can do dis all day long, all day long!”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
I hurt my back a couple years ago moving a fridge, and every now and then, well, well it gets pretty sore
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
when I go to the clubs
I wait in LINE motherfucker!
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My parents are really nice people motherfucker!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I make some pretty good spaghetti sauce, mother fucker!
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if your not well paid put your hands up
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
if you got a bad back, put your hands up
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if youve got a pet cat put your hands up
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
mike comrie
looks like a mouth breather
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:04 PM EST reply actions
CBC says
leafs and nucks are “cross country foes!”
riiiiight…
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the nucks are a cross country inconveniance
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
It was like a game “one of these things doesn’t belong…” They had guys like Yzerman, Lidstrom, Gretzky and Trevor Linden in the same montage. Hmm…
I also find the faceoff between Gretz and Crosby a might presumptuous
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
I don't mind that one as much
Since Crosby has been compared to Gretzky from Day One. Apt comparison or not, at least Crosby has a few individual hardware to claim as his own. And it’s the whole “old versus new” theme going on, even if a little blasphemous as you said.
i'm listening to danko jones
it’s a marked improvement from the new CBC theme…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:06 PM EST reply actions
yeah, i just noticed, it doesnt fit at all
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
it's like taking a bite of pizza...
and having the taste of vomit and old socks…unexpected and unpleasant…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Gah, why does it taste like bagpipes?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
true dat!
love just cranking his stuff…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
my daughter and i crank “bounce” and roll through our neighborhood with the windows down…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Lovercall
Is my favourite. Though I can see why it might be a tad inappropriate with daughter in tow.
good call..
baby hates me is another fave of mine…and she’s drugs
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
it's all good...
nothing’s really changed sound wise for three album’s now. very ac/dc ish. you know what you’re getting…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
meh, I use slayer, or kataklysm, thereven canadian
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
danko's a canadian...
or was your point that you like your rock heavier…?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
i rock to the devils music, as my mother calls it
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
i used to...
but i’ve mellowed…like wine, or vinegar…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
my ipod has everything on it from Garth Brooks to Cannibal Corpse, I bridge generes
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
bowchickawowow
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
garth brooks...
should be eaten by cannibal corpse…
i go through genres of music. right now i’m listening to a lot of classic glam rock (bowie, t. rex and such…) last year, i listened to a lot of power pop stuff, cheap trick and the like
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
wait…did ron just say “Super natural BC”??
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:06 PM EST reply actions
supernatural
that would explain quite a lot
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“dude, everything is glowing!”
“thats the shrooms man”
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friedman
is making bedroom eyes at us through the camera..
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions
Edler out with the flu, Pavol Demitra is back.
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sweet...
imagine cola crushing demitra, and seeing both of them crumple from their bones imploding at the same time…demitra is a walking injury list
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
I like Coco crushing, but not if he has to explode for it
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that's true...
i’ve got next week i think, so he needs to keep it together for a few more days
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
meh
I’ve already lost the injury pool, so it doesn’t really matter
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they’d fuse together like saddam and the yorkie in hotshots part deux
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
oh God
I thought I was the only one who saw that…
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its the best thing charlie scheen ever did since that hooker
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
dear god…nickleback
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions
NICKELBACK!
where’s winkle!? :)
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions
tosk
needs to steal one tonight…or we’re going to look silly…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST reply actions
Id be happy with making Luango look human
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hollweg handle bar….he is this years McCabe without the skill
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:11 PM EST reply actions
umm...
let’s wait till he scores on us (weg i mean)
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
First “GO LEAFS GO” chant.
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Starting in centre
number 42…God that’s weird to hear
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I bet no one could have predicted Stajan and wellwood as number one centers this year
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Stajan will make eyes at welly and win the faceoff
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
stajan will tell wellwood there are free crispy cremes in the locker room and will win the faceoff
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
oh man
I was sitting at the preview just waiting for people to show up man I don’t know how ot read the clock
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that tuba player looks excited
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions
salvation army band
big woman in a small jacket!
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions
jealous?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
worked at a music store
I can’t help but notice. It could use a polishing, however
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nope
Saxophoner, but I polished plenty of trombones over the summer
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thats what she said
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
steen assults welly!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:16 PM EST reply actions
Hahahahahaha Steen just flattened Wellwood on the faceoff.
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going for the 20
measureing
measureing
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
strallman looks good in the early going
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:18 PM EST reply actions
Second GO LEAFS GO chant is amazingly loud.
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go leafs go
and no boos…at least the oil fans tried to bring it…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST reply actions
they booed when Luongo was mentioned, which boggles me
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i think they were saying Luuuuuuu
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
i thought they said
LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
Rebel Yell
needs to get going, not that he’s been playing bad, but i want him to dominate again
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST reply actions
you want mooore moooore moooore
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
wellwood
just kinda standing there in the scrum…awkward…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:19 PM EST reply actions
probably smelt someone spopcorn and got distracted
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
he got it when his nutritionist found him raiding the fridge
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
too enthusiastic with the sundae spoon
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
he has that bad boy charm
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
chippy...
i’m liking this
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions
Finger is starting to grow on me, every time i notice him he is punishing bitches
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
ever since he had his face surgically reattached...
i’ve liked him. he’s a MONSTER!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
GET HIM, GET THE BABEH!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions
you touch chubbeh bunneh you get finger banged!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
who is
Kaber LAH?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:22 PM EST reply actions
damnit you took the words outta my mouf
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
5 on 3
OH SNAP!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions
did you all
go write in grabs for the all star game today?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions
mmhmm
my vote-o-tron did it a couple thousand times too
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
nice play...
crappy result
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions
get it up antro!
thats what she said
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:25 PM EST reply actions
I;m starting to hate Luongo
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions
vee-sah?
sounds kinda like “we suck” to me
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funny...
leafs suck. we’ve only had the puck for all of 10 seconds…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions
fail...
they’ve only had the puck…we’ve owned them
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Shots on goal:
Leafs 10
Canucks 0
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i’m smelling another 40+ shot night
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
they gotta start crashing the net like they did to Judas price
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
another
bwahahaha
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
this team is really really fun to watch
I can’t believe I’m saying it but I haven’t had this much fun watching a Leafs teams since I was like 8
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mother fucker!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions
wellwood on vancouver’s FIRST FUCKING SHOT
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DAMMIT
I go to get a new drink and THIS happens
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Kyle fucking wellwood
Cox is firing up the hate machine as we speak
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:30 PM EST reply actions
we need to sic the hockey viking on him
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
We shouldn’t have let Wellwood go for nothing. He’d be doing us better rotting on the Marlies.
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meh...
i don’t think he’s be playing like this without almost losing his entire career…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
And? What do we lose by him continuing to suck on the Marlies?
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ice time...?
buffets?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
ya he knows that hes THISCLOSE to be sent to winnipeg
…and nobody wants to be sent to winnipeg.
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
He’s been absolutely awful.
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he's got to play better...
or we’ve got to make a trade…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Good old Burkey
Will know what to do
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I hope not
Trading for a goalie now would be counterproductive to this team. Wasting resources for a position we tried to improve for three straight seasons is a step back. Unless this team is absolutely serious about making the playoffs this season, which means I slash my wrists…
i think he had a dream where the net fell on him and he was trapped under the post now he is scared of them
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder
If Don Cherry will be all over Wellwood’s jock during coaches corner, as per usual
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wellwood has the black eye and bit of neckbeard, so he’s all tough and scruffy now
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tough and scruffy
sounds like it could be the name of a cartoon show staring two dogs
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he’s all like “grrr…I’m so intense and thoughtful and tough. grrr”
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He seemed more like someone who was kind of a nerd versus the rest of the team to me
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he went on a jenny jones makeover show
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
crap...
bad change by grabs
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Mayers has wheels
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:34 PM EST reply actions
is it me...
or is this a brutally pro-vancouver play by play team…?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:34 PM EST reply actions
Hughson
Was the voice of the Canucks for quite a while, if my memory serves me right
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he was...
i can’t stand listening to him call games…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
thats probably why he keeps verballly fellating Luongo and wellwood
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but he can shut up about it now, i can only hear about how “calm and collected he is with his bedroom eyes” so many times before i get stabby
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
he's alright...
i saw him play in LA once when he was still with florida…he is HUGE
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
ponis
can skate?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST reply actions
really fast...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
i don't remember that
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
a propos of nothing
orange juice + cream soda+ vodka is quite the tasty
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sounds like it might actually...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
¿Drunk?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
OH MY GOD
that sounds delicious
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
boo hoo
I must wait 3 more months
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
im going with a classic, Rye+ Ginger
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:37 PM EST reply actions
drinking game
one drink every time they say “wellwood”
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schenn
woo!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST reply actions
not taking any crap...
sweet
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
LUUUUUKE
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i dunno
schenn went down on his knees pretty fast to me…
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haha knew someone was going to take that bait
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
that's something
i never thought you’d say…
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He is too kind he has to stop letting his opponents up and whoop on em Wendel style
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:39 PM EST reply actions
I demand a rematch
Although I have to say, Schenn needs to tone it down on these fights on legit hits. Him in the box for some unknown Canuck player is NOT a good trade off
he’s just trying to get the team going
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Right...
Because Hollweg and Mayers aren’t Schenn
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Schenn doesnt let mortals do his work for him
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
i thnk...
schenn had a booger on his finger, and wanted to wipe it off on davidsons face…repeatedly
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
wow...
we sure are lucky to be watching such an incredibly stacked and naturally gifted team as the Canucks. We should all write thank you cards to Vancouver for allowing us the privilege of playing against them…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:41 PM EST reply actions
i'm waiting for hughson
to talk about how Lou’s hair gel cures cancer, and the sedins goatee hair is the fountain of youth…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
exactly
except I think our cards would read “Dear [player] Go suck on a tailpipe, you piece of shit. Seriously, I hate you, Just die, like, NOW. Hugs and kisses, [Barilkosphere member]”
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mine would read “wait you like what team? Sorry.”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
oh
I thought we were writing to Canucks players, in which case, ""wait you *play for *what team? Sorry."
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Is that...
A Go Leafs Go chant?
Man, no wonder every other team hates us, regardless of how apathetic we are for them
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Quick!
someone tell Luongo his wife is pregnant!
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:42 PM EST reply actions
With Naslunds baby!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
or berts...
tests haven’t come back yet
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
with Wellwood's baby...
well played, Eastloop. I like your thinking
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that wouldnt happen, wellwood has had so much sugar his sperm have morphed into gumdrops
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
but then he’d have hyper sperm, wouldn’t he?
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yeah, but they’d crash before they reached the egg
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
image
just imaging gumdrop sperm…it’d make for the weirdest facial porn ever
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welcome buddy
I don’t think we’ve had the pleasure of having you for a game day thread
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
welcome to me?
i am knew to posting in these parts. and also, im a girl… but i guess buddy still works
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
dood...
is that kosher?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
eastloop is a female?
cheers to fellow vaginas!
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haha fellow vaginas… oxymoron?
and then there were two!
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
you, me
wrap, Mabel, KArina, OMGWTFTML, a few more forget right now
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dare_
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
yep, and there were others I can’t remember rightnow
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Can I marry one of you girls?
A female hockey fan is the SEXIEST thing in the WORLD
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
lol
As Mabel pointed out, the easiest way to close is to ask
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing Sexier
than a woman behind the wheel of a semi
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odd
but ok
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
what about...
a female hockey fan behind the wheel of a semi?
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
eating bacon...
that’s HAWT
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
BACON YADA!!!!!
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
I had one of those once...
It went from fantastic to disaster pretty quickly
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AND...
TWSS
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
so...
no bcww
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Long story short...
I’ll never eat a bagel again
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…and you’ll understand why i am never allowed back at seaworld
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
yes welcome to you
and sorry for the slightly masculine pronoun…I was trying to stay unisexual til I got a feel for what your gender was
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
oh crap...
i thought they scored again
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST reply actions
Fuck, i thought that replay was another goal
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST reply actions
and then you couldn;t understand what they said?
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ya..
and then you have another drink and think…this stuff is da bomb!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
brutal
13-2 shots for leafs
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:45 PM EST reply actions
burrows is a little snot...
crap…they’re making me hate them. my indiference is lifting
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:46 PM EST reply actions
wow
play by play sided with blake…low blows buddy.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Kesler talking shit to Kabby? oh that fucker is dead
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST reply actions
Kabby has now added Kesler to the list of bitches to choke
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I don't know why
But Kabby seems like someone you DO NOT want angry at you…like he’s liable to snap at any time
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he was so quiet
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
where is thehockey viking?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:47 PM EST reply actions
Thought I'd Pop In
Just to say hello- I like what Wilson has done with your team.
NHL in HD is beautifulllll
Fear The Fin: Where the second round is overrated.
ditto...
i’m liking the sharks…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
the ChoSchenn One is
thinking why do I have to sit next to the dude everyone hates
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“god, he smells like cheese”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
finger needs to start banging
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:49 PM EST reply actions
just did
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
oh yeah twss
bcww
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of the movies when I was in eighth grade.
Eh……….
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Like that!
Oh FUck you that was clean!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 PM EST reply actions
maybe not
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Finger is a stupid asshole.
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ugh
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions
homo
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
vampire
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK SAKES
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions
ok calm down, this always happens, first period we lull them into a false sense of security, then in the second we ruin their shit
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions
it's the pro canucks play by play
that is very grating to me
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
so's your face!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's not as bad as the dudes calling the Oilers last game
Seriously, encouraging “1967” chants on air?
really...?
i missed that…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
that was arrogant
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
It wouldn't stand a chance compared to
The “Not once ever!” chant we could retaliate with
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Wilson is gonna choke a bitch
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:54 PM EST reply actions
we don't make fun of
Stajan when ld is around she’ll kill us (it makes her stabby)
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Don't make Stajan cry
Stajan in pain just magnifies the effect of Stajan eyes
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bench him...
but frogurt in net…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
seriously, what the hell happened to him?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
a
atleast the second one wasnt his fault
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
nope...
but the rebound he coughed up sure was
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
hard to snuff a rebound on a kicksave
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
so's your face
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Learn to make a kicksave meat face!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
toews...
slightly retarded apparantly
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST reply actions
that commercial...
he sounds like a tool
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Are you on NHL network? All I’m seeing are Moore’s commercials spliced with that stupid rent a car commercials.
it was a while back...
sorry…winkle’s mia on saturdays, so i’m bringing the requisite rage…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
whoa...
that…that’s a tongue twister…
scratch that, maybe he’s high…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
oh wait sorry
the fifteen minutes of commercials hasn’t begun yet
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
yay! he’ll be more entertaining than that
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Don Crazy
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
wow….crushed velvet….nice
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 7:58 PM EST reply actions
Prince called...
He’s still awesome
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That yelling guy formerly known as Don Cherry
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
I was gonna say that
this one is a pretty tame suit compared to his recent endeavours…I kind of like it
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
did cherry call wilson
Napolean?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:00 PM EST reply actions
no reason.
Just re-assuring you.
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hey, hitting on LD is my gig!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Jared
lots of people hit on me. Sorry, babe :P
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sigh fine
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
te quiero todos!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
merci mon amie, jesuis un pomme de terre!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Mais Oui mon cherie
il est un pomme de terre
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, another inside joke out of context
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
i prefer to talk i quebeqois english.
So I went der to da rink and i looked for my skate in my bag, and there they were…gone! so to the truck i go and look in da truck and my skates was der side by each two by two tabernac
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Quebec English
“I smoke in church”
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or
I put gravy on everything
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
ROFL...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
almost good
you need to swear more and end more sentences with “la?”, but otherwise, not bad
/lived with 2 VERY proud Quebecois
//hates their guts
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Its been a while, my dialect is rusty
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I learned from the best, my Gran is a Montrealer( NOrds fan) she smokes 3 packs a day and puts gravy on everything and can drink me under the table
good lady
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Funny thing, French people from France also hate Quebecois with a passion. Exact words, "Their french is dirty.’
Then they go “voulez vous avec moi ce soir?”. Well, in my dreams.
you're right
France people don’t like Qc French., In any dubbed movie I’ve seen, whenever they want to make a point a character is stupid/backwards/etc, they use a QC accent
Then again, QC frenchies refer to France Frenchies as "chicken assholes " (forget the French term) since they’re mouths are so tight when they speak
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meh
still funny
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
le pamplemousse est dans le biblioteque
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hahahaha
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
upomoch, pivo...
spelled phonetically…it’s all you need to know in Czech…
Help, Beer!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
you do realize that
you and Mabel are going to be my french tutors next semester while we watch the games
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing to do with hitting on...
It’s just love.
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cherry referred to colangelo as "that basketball guy"
head asplode
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST reply actions
better that than listening to him butcher the name
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Here we go
“Sign the guy up so we can get some more Canadian boys on this team!”
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
Right...
Colaiacovo, Moore, Stajan, White, Cujo, Mitchell, Van Ryn, Mayers et al aren’t nearly enough
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and cherry jumps on wellwoods twinkie
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:01 PM EST reply actions
i read that as...
Welly is less than 3 twinkies…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Wellwood
Has definately had more than 3 twinkies today
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that's what i was thinking...
i read that and thought it wasn’t mathematically possible…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
i get it...
thx
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
OH GOD
He’s calling the pick up of Wellwood genius…..ok I hate grapes
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Vancouver picked up their leading scorer for nothing.
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no touch icing in 10/….9…..
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST reply actions
Gotta love
The montage of horrifying leg injuries
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sadly, less scaring than the Love Guru
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
not the hits...
just the Tits…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Tits are evil?
/looks down shirt
//frowny face
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In a related story:
Evil is awesome
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eeeee-ville....
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
just one calorie, not evil enough
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Tits are AMAZING!
just not Kostitsyns
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
wow that comment was full of creepy
instead of fun and whimsical humour
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
good Irish guy? thats a new one
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:05 PM EST reply actions
Toskala 6 shot, 2 goals
seems about right. Nice rebound control on that second one. Just thought I’d open pandoras box, but I can’t stay to argue my point. Hopefully Toskala doesn’t continue to argue it for me.
we're starting to sorta kinda
agree with you
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by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
it's been decided...
you were right…for now
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
tonight
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
tonight
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
tonight...i am, tonight...or not, tonight...
sorry, that was fun. you said tonight as if to imply that only tonight he was right
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I wanted to emphasize tonight he was right about Toskala tonight. Comparing Raycroft with Toskala the other night was not right. Hence, the tonight. Right?
tonight...
yes
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
yeah,
stop that!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
is it me...
or are the TB Lightening commercials a tad overly dramatic?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:11 PM EST reply actions
DAMMIT
not the Enterprise commercial again
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For my trip?
sounds expensive
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
"why didnt you rent me a bigger car?"
what a bitch
(ps new here… whats the word on swearing?)
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
it's not allowed...
unless you mean it
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
in the case of the enterprise car woman...
i definitely mean it.
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
they score = appropriate
we score =appropriate
kerry Fraser = mandatory
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Kerry Fraser
Fuck that fucking fuck.
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fuck that fucking fucker. Damn cunt-cock anyway
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and there you go...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
I have rules?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
his
name is a curse word
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Are we getting into this again?
Cause I will…
It really got serious last time though
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Just logging in...
…to make my SPG picks. The game has already started (WTF?), we’re down 2-0 and people are carping about VeTo. I think I want to go drop a brick on my head.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"
thanks hughson...
we know, you spend your off days polishing louongo’s balls…we get it…
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Oh my god I want to punch Hughson in his windpipe.
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i want to kick him in the junk...
and then as he’s bending over in pain, punch him in his windpipe…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Toskala
Is playing his ass off tonight
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ugh
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST reply actions
x3
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
MOTHER FUCKER
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:16 PM EST reply actions
STOP SAYING KABER LAH YOU FUCKING ASS
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:17 PM EST reply actions
Kaber lah?
I hear Kaber-lay, but I may be filling it in myself
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you are...
he’s definitely saying kaber-lah, or law…whatever
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
When Bowen says it its right, when Hugson says it I get stabby
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Crawford is the guy who says it. I would like to think Hughson is saying ti correctly after calling Leafs games for awhile.
ya..it's crawford..
or creyford is saying kaberlaw
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, im mixing my metaphors or announcers or whatever, rye does that
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
wait a minute
I has a SPG point! I picked "will not happen in first period goal
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I'm still ahead of lots of people
not last, so I’m ok with that
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ditto
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahahaahahaha
This game sucks.
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The 4pm start time
Didn’t really help the Leafs, as they’ve been out of the Eastern Time Zone all week long
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and...
our goalie can’t seem to stop sucking ass
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Odds of Toronto scoring 4 on Luongo: 0.00%
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this is the first time this season I am not confident we can come back
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:20 PM EST reply actions
yup...
it’s also the first time the nucks have annoyed me
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
the wellwood catalyst
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
holy crap...
spread out the d before going to the net guys…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions
ugh to the power of 4
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions
cutting out the coke, going straight up rye now
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions
me too...
i’m switching over to crack…no more coke
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
cujo
coming in?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions
we could string him up in the net, weekend at bernie’s style
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Are we doin' it again tonight, Terry?
Oh, you know we are! (Waves goal stick)
jrwendelman
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with corn
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
hughson
is making me stabby
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST reply actions
Four goals on nine shots. Fuck Toskala.
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trade him
and that kaberlaw douche…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
possitives that are keeping me off the balcony
this is only the second game this team has laid an egg on this season and they were supposed to loose badly every night.
and I dont know any Canucks fans to rub this in
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Here’s some things we can focus on: One, we tried hard. And two, we’re still dear friends!
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
we are...?
can i borrow 50 bucks buddy?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
No big deal.
Losing one game to the ‘Nuckleheads = meh, especially given the expectations for this team. I’ll lose every game to them, so long as we keep beating the Senaturds and the dirty dirty Habs.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"
Loss to canucks...
chokes on massive bong rip
Wait.. What?
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Sure...
Whatever reasoning you feel like giving works for me
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Sens
are losing to Long Island
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again?
awesome!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
but does anyone ever really win on long island? sigh
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
yes they do
they want to win and ge the hell out of there
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This...
Is going to get worse before it gets better
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KILL HIM
KILL HOLLWEG!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST reply actions
sweet...
weg is going to get his face beat in for us!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST reply actions
how sweet, he’s trying to make us feel better
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
thanks Ryan
thanks for trying to give us the warm fuzzies
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That was as close
to winning a fight as he’s done all year.
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yeah, he almost blew it
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
He didnt get bloodied
Which counts as a win
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see him get up?
he was holding on to both refs and he appeared to be saying “Did you see that? i didn’t get my ass handed to me!”
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
I’m going to go play video games. Night guys.
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QUITER!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I’m not the guy who isn’t skating at all.
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video games > us???
:/ frowny face…but have fun you lousy bum
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Eh, the Leafs have lost games whrre they’ve been skating their hearts out. They look flat footed out there against a slow Vancouver team.
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Play NHL09
and beat the Nucks for us
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the Leafs should just go happy gilmour on the whole damned team.
We need the hockey viking out every game
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM EST reply actions
so hollweg is going to try to stab someone with his skate?
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Douche move Bernier
you’re the one who went after moore first. As if reaching for your mouth makes things better
WTF
that was the penalty!?!?!?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST reply actions
weak...
good thing we got a make up call
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
god this colour cometary is more painful than the game, it sounds like he is struggling to breath as he speaks
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM EST reply actions
He can't breath
because he’s got his mouth full of Luongo
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I kept that
As PG as possible
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he is italian, you know what that means.
he likes pizza
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
and he's greasy
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
like pizza
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of the Phil Esposito episode of "Rent a Goalie"
“I’m Italian, so I’m playing for the Italia team. Is there a problem with that?”
“Well yeah. No offence, but you’re fucking Phil Esposito, Phil”
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like pizza
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
“what did you do last night Jared?”
“I watched a rape and then drank myself into a coma”
sigh
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST reply actions
its weird
usually this is how friday night goes
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
good times
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
loser domi, i think i have met my kindred spirit
were we separated at birth???
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
haha
Mabel and I have asked that of each other before
Same sperm or egg donor?
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Maple Leaf fan breeding project of the 1980s
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
i’d consider that program successful
leaf fan sisters from other misters
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Your Mothers...
Must have been in the same room as Wendel Clark once…
He impregnates women by staring at them
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woot, pity hugs!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
These Game Threads
Are more fun than acutally watching the game.
We should have live threads for all kinds of things, not just games. Practice, off-days, team flights. Any excuse really
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thirded
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
just stop by any day, it happens
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I guess I’ll stick around, I don’t want to play video games that much. :\
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what system are you on?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I have all three because I’m a nerd.
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we should start a PPP league on 360...
unless there already is one…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I need xbox live
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
you do...
best 40 bucks a year i’ve ever spent
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
but is 400$ i dont have to get the system
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
I thought Chemmy said...
He had all 3
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he does...
but we’re not all as cool as chemmy
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
ya
it’s the $400 that’s keeping me off it…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
ditto...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
i'd be happy if we can get two goals on lou
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM EST reply actions
Id be happy if
Kesler got punched in his face
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
how bout
one goal and a face punch?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
any one on here in CA?
hearing some pretty scary stuff about the wildfires north of LA…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions
http://www.iscaliforniaonfire.com/
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it is...
you can’t get in or out of LA right now
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
God is punishing California for Prop 8.
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there are far betteer reasons
than prop 8 for CA to be punished…
like 90210 for example
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
meh...
whatever. take your pick
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
wing the arab replay, its fucking with my mind!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST reply actions
stop showing it
rather
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
bernier is tunning every one
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST reply actions
running
fail
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Kubina just keeps trying to win me over even more every time I see him
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Kubina
is large…
tall, i mean
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
when i was little i thought it was a cooking segment in between periods
/shame
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Wellwood
Could make cakes and cookies
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"And here's some cookies i made earlier..
wait… Where the hell?
Oh yeah… I already ate them
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“tonight, we’re making Vancouver Herbal brownies with Kyle Wellwood…”
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insinuating that Welly smokes pot
upsets me
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would you feel better
if we just said it straight up?
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
how so?
wellwood seems like an interesting person to smoke with
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Interesting?
I disagree… Kinda seems like he’d be a douche
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Actually...
It’s an idea I threw around for the BSS Blog, what it would be like to smoke pot with all the Leafs
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secret ingredient
Chocolate syrup? Mayonnaise?
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No...
satilite ColdStone would make it better!
mmmmm boy!
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
big shock...
leafs get an extra penalty while the nucks get to run around the ice like a team of hollwegs
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:44 PM EST reply actions
comforting news, both Montreal and ottawa are loosing too, to philly and NYI
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:45 PM EST reply actions
The Leafs always lose when they’re in eighth, and win when they’re in ninth.
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homeostasis
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
post...
hagman!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:47 PM EST reply actions
hughson...
just said the posts are “swollen” behind lou…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hughson’s post is swelling behind Luongo.
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Leafs give up nine shots through two periods, are losing 4-0.
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really..?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. They’re having a closed doors team meeting.
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wilson is systematically beating them with his shoe
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
"Stajan, how did you get all those bruises?"
“I… fell”
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
“Poni you look terible”
“I walked into a door”
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Luke...
…There’s not a scratch on you!
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if they did it’d be a string of obscenities
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i'd like them to talk about
the swollen posts they keep hitting
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
here we go
all burke all the time
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST reply actions
Imagine
the hot stove guys wearing chef hats. it makes it more entertaining.
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST reply actions
i love pierre le brun...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:53 PM EST reply actions
i hate al strachan
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
he looks like a troll
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
also...
milbury must kill al, with his shoe…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
WTF...
they cut to commercial!
did someone actually kill al!?!?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
PLB
and I have unfinished business
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hahah
everytime I have a problem with anyone, thats the ‘tokin’ responce…
(see what I did there? tokin?)
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what?
i go there for the horticulture tips. they’re really passionate about burning weeds
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
sorry...
does he owe you some weed?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
hah no...
We butted heads at his previous wrokplace, where I still remain.
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fair enough
but he’s better than Al
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
true...
But is that saying much of anything?
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in the grand scheme of things..
no. however, he says logical things, and that goes a long way compared to some of his contemporaries
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
the more I drunk the harder it is to keep up with the spamming
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 8:54 PM EST reply actions
al's argument
is that when your kids reach adulthood, you stop loving them…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 8:56 PM EST reply actions
the tampa owners
should hire their next coach based on some Saw-type game of death
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions
possible...
not the saw thing, but i could see it happening…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
This week...
…our prospective coaches will climb into the stands and beat opposing fans with a shoe. Top six winners go on to the “rip the head off the opposition’s mascot” event.
jrwendelman
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“the contract is implanted in the other man’s stomach…”
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Again, I would pay to watch this. By the way they’re running this team, this may be the only way to draw fans.
if i were melrose
i’d be glad to be out of that death trap
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
hard to coach
when your gm is undermining any authority you’re trying to establish
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
i'm curious
to see how long tocchet lasts. he doesnt fit into the “fabulous hair requirement” of koules, lawton, and melrose
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
True, but playing stamkos, no matter how much you don’t like barely 11 minutes and your star player roughly 16 minutes, you’re screaming to get fired.
his argument was
neither had earned the ice time. hard to argue with that.
lecavalier he was holding back on due to his shoulder surgery…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Sure it’s easy to argue with it since Lecavalier performed noticeably better when he’s north of 20+ minutes. And Stamkos is offensively talented, but when you don’t play him on the PP consistently, how else is he going to earn it nailed to the bench? He doesn’t play on the pk or any important minutes. And it still doesn’t explain why Recchi gets 20 minutes a game when he isn’t the future or the cog to get Tampa out of the funk.
Sophie
what the hell is this show and how is it “canada’s new favourite show?” I’ve never heard it at all
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I dont know the premise, but I believe...
She’s mother of the year, AND agent of the year.
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ah yes!
its that show about the generic program about that 30 something average woman comedically dealing with the events of every day life!
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ok... I've got an idea...
How about a middle-aged single woman with a high-profile job, living in the city, having a hard time balancing work and real life?
GENIOUS
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AND make her a single mom
Ratings BOO-yah!
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does she have a wacky landlord, a rebellious daughter and emotionally volatile friends?
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
she might
I can’t tell from the commercials alone
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neighbour
I thought that just went without saying
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A boy problem...
OR a problem boy
Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays
Don't forget the hopelessly out of touch but comic nerd.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"
Probably
one of her co-workers
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the only time I’ve ever heard about it is in commercials during hockey
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this is a brutally boring game
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions
same
and the fact that there are 3 essays that i should be writing.
but the witty banter here has more real-world applications for me
by EastLoop on Nov 15, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Want us to knock off a couple pages for you?
“The essential quintessence of the central logic, mediated in the near-term by certain functions of the dynamic that profoundly exacerbate the dilemma and indeed enlighten one to the proximate causes of the most important relations between…”
BTW, what’s my topic?
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"
leafs suck
they are origional
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Good news, we held the Nucks to 12 shots!
Bad news, they scored on 4 of em!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:14 PM EST reply actions
why did no one shoot there
Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
Why Chubbeh Bunneh? Why must you make me not like you! You are too lovable!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:15 PM EST reply actions
did
you leave your skill in your man purse?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think he did…he does have multiple man purses, maybe he took the wrong one ?
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sorry, i left my awesome in my other bag
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I just can’t stay mad at you chubbeh bunneh, even when I know I should be
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I know
just look at those cheeks
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
good thing he doesn't quite have Stajan eyes
or else my head might explode
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Cujo gets the next game, for sure
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:18 PM EST reply actions
god, enough about vancouvers stick position!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions
That was loudest cheer all night, including the Canucks goals, when Kulemin and Grabovski collided with each other.
a tragic example of ’We hate your team more than we love our own"
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
OUT DAMN SPOT
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Where is Bell to destroy Kesler and make this loss worth while?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 15, 2008 9:23 PM EST reply actions

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