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Belarussian interview with Mikhail Grabovski

Editor's Note: Glove tap to koopa kid for tracking down this interview with Mikhail Grabovski. There are some hilarious answers as well as some very revealing ones about the current climate of the team.

I haven't seen this posted anywhere on here, forgive me if it has. Check out the broken translations. Hat tips go to Belarus from HFboards for the post and colonel_korn on SAS for the relay: 

Mikhail Grabovski: Maybe he got his license suspended?

- When during preseason you were able to finds the back of the net, but at the start of regular season you were in scoring drought from Minsk it looked like "eternal bad luck". Did you dwell on it?
- Absolutely no. There is nothing eternal in life and so is bad luck. I waited it out. When you're being trusted it's easier to deal with temporal difficulties. And they trust me in Toronto.

- Is this the biggest difference between Ron Wilson and Guy Charbonneau?
- No, there are others. Ron is more experienced than Guy, he has brought his team to the Stanley Cup final. Also, he has different approach towards players: in Montreal our relationships were strictly businesslike. Here in Toronto coach takes an interest in his players life besides hockey, can have heart-to-heart talk with you and it prepossesses you. Finally, what's also nice is that Wilson - proponent of euro style of hockey. I have no idea where it comes from, but being a North American he allows us to improvise more. Oh and I already said about the trust.

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- They trust you so much that it looks they pick players "for Grabovski" now, and not cover holes with you as it was before.
- Perhaps. But this is normal because i'm playing center. Recently looks like coached found optimal blend of our line - Kulemin and Hagman playing wings. Before Kolya (Kulemin) recovered from his injury they constantly shuffled my partners. Now burst of our line's offensive production I directly link to Kulemin's complete recovery.

- Especially "burst" goes along with your "fondness" towards Carolina. Four goals in two games in three days - it's big. Where such a love for Hurricanes comes from?
- How you can not love them if the name of the city is female's name. (Grabs laughs)

- Wait a sec... I hear some romantic notes. So, very soon we should discover you're no longer promising single.
- Oh, come on... Let's agree: you haven't asked - I haven't answerd, ok? Let's talk hockey only.

- As you wish. Then shed some light on if it was possible for you to wind up in Toronto's farm club during your drought?
- Impossible. The contract was put in the way that they could only trade me to some other NHL team. I've got enough of two way agreements. I've had a dilemma this summer: whether I play in the NHL or I come back to play in Russia.

- To put it this way one must be confident about what he can do.
- I've never had any problems with that. Always felt there is nothing extraterrestrial for me in the NHL and I could play some good hockey here. I now I think I'm proving this.

- Oh you're sure do. From now on You can only improve uour previous, even though modest personal record.
- Yes, but I'm more happy about my other record. My seventeen-twenty minutes a game - this is what I craved. Now, when I have it what else do I need?

- Well, how about comfort in life for example.
- I'm perfectly fine. I always liked Toronto as a city and Toronto as an NHL club. And these are not regular words and not regular due to management. I said it before, when playing for Montreal and Hamilton. There is a friendly team climate in Toronto. It is so encouraging: I feel myself as I felt before in Neftehimik (Russia). Look, it's very reminiscent of what I've had there: experienced coach, young team, complete trust.

- You can tell me whatever you want, but I won't believe Saturday's game against Canadiens was regular game for you.
- Of course it was a special game for me. But not because I hold grudge against my former team. It's the opposite, I made my first steps in the NHL playing with them and only for that I'm grateful to my former teammates and Gi Charbonneau. But I've had the same satisfaction from victory as if it was any other game, except that we lost to them one month ago 1:6 and it has strengthen it a bit.

- Ok, now let's talk about the most important: what was between you and Sergei? Was his charge a surprise for you?
- Oh, and there you go... Why all reporters, whether it's in Canada or back home have clung to this episode? Right in that game Kostopolus sent our player Van Rynn to hospital for more than a week. But, I feel like no one talks about this really unpleasant moment comparing to our trash talk.

- Illegal hits are common in the NHL. But clash of two out of total four countrymen in the NHL we couldn't leave unnoticed. Why would Sergei charged into you so viciously?
- It was hit like any other hit and I don't hold grudge for Sergei. It's NHL - anything happens here. But why he's mad at me, I don't understand. Maybe, he got his driver license suspended, maybe he has problems with his girlfriend - I don't know. But there is no my fault in his problems.

- One of the versions says you've said something to him. What was that?
- I don't remember exactly, but it was regular trash talk as it happens in cases like that. I told him to look at the scoreboard and said he was too young to fight me. Andrei (his older brother) didn't want to sort out our relationship as he's older and controls himself. But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk.

- Another thing you've said is the "I have no friends in Montreal". Also, some say Ponikarovski translated it the wrong way.
- I doubt it. Alexei's English is very good to be it this way. Other thing is reporters interpreted my words incorrectly: I meant I have no friends among opposing team on ice.

- Why you're using partners to translate it for you? Your English is not so good?
- Not so bad, but it's not ideal either. When one on one I speak decent, but right after game you colleagues surrounded me and I had to ask for my teammate's help.

- I guess you spend more time with Russian speaking guys after hockey games.
- And it's a wrong guess. This is a beauty of Toronto - they don't have team divided in groups by some features. We're all together. And it's good as my English is getting better because, for example, during road games I share the hotel room with Dominic Moore.

- By the way we're not disturbing him now with our conversation? It's 1am in the morning.
- No, it's ok. He went to visit his local relatives.

- You shouldn't feel yourself lonely in Toronto also because, If I'm not mistaken, here is the biggest Belorussian population in Canada. They have even Belorussian church.
- Seriously? I didn't know. I've heard they have many Ukrainians here, but I haven't met Belorussians so far. And I don't feel lonely at all. I have my relatives in Toronto too. My dad's cousin lives here. He's is my guide to the city.

- So, I see you're feel yourself comfortable here. What do you see in your future?
- Fight for the playoff berth. They don't demand it here right away as we're building new team. I hope to contribute. The more I contribute - the better.

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awesome!

thanks for finding this and posting. liked the bit about the kostitsyns, makes more sense then the hoopla we’re getting fed…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 15, 2008 6:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

thanks!

great interview

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 15, 2008 6:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow, this interview is really good. So good, in fact, it caused me to miss my SPG picks as I got wrapped up in reading this.

Oh well, just for the record, Rebel Yell is gonna have a big night tonight. Cola too, if he’s playing.

Great post.

by general borschevsky on Nov 15, 2008 7:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

This is hilarious! Can’t wait for Grabs to start interviewing in English!

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 15, 2008 7:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Great interview! I felt like I was reading an episode of Borat.

by Aschendancy on Nov 15, 2008 10:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

This wasn’t an interview with Antropov.

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by Chemmy on Nov 17, 2008 9:05 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that would be an interview for great success

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 1:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Here in Toronto coach takes an interest in his players life besides hockey, can have heart-to-heart talk with you and it prepossesses you.

Ah ha! I knew there was something different about Wilson and his coaching style.

Thanks for the post, koopa.

by bkblades on Nov 15, 2008 11:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk.

I suggest that this should, forever more, be our response to any and all trolls on the site.

This interview is one of the most awesomely hilarious pieces of unintentional comedy I’ve seen in a long time.
Thanks, koopa.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 16, 2008 9:37 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

- Especially “burst” goes along with your “fondness” towards Carolina. Four goals in two games in three days – it’s big. Where such a love for Hurricanes comes from?
- How you can not love them if the name of the city is female’s name. (Grabs laughs)

heeheehee

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 16, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

How can someone not like Grabs?

this proves it, Habs fans are terrorists

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 16, 2008 10:25 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Rofl awesome intereview. I like how the recent interviews with Grabs, Kovlchuk and Semin have been so freaking amazing compared to the standard generic crap we’ve been reading for the past number of years (be it canadian players or euros or whatever).

by WildWolfdog on Nov 16, 2008 4:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

There was an interview in the offseason with Sergei Kostitsyn that was very similar in style. I don’t know if this is the same reporter giving this interview, but they definitely seem to put their subjects more at ease. Plus, they don’t edit the responses, as witnessed by that Carolina/girlfriend bit.

In the Sergei interview, they asked a similar question as the Carolina one here about why Sergei played so well against Washington.

Hockey blogging can't get any flatter.

by saskhab on Nov 16, 2008 4:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Atta-Boy!
- Another thing you’ve said is the “I have no friends in Montreal”. Also, some say Ponikarovski translated it the wrong way.
- I doubt it. Alexei’s English is very good to be it this way. Other thing is reporters interpreted my words incorrectly: I meant I have no friends among opposing team on ice.

Still a perfect answer!

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by puckbuddy on Nov 16, 2008 5:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I love Mickey Grabs!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Nov 16, 2008 6:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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