Game Thread: Period 2!
by Chemmy on Nov 17, 2008 8:16 PM EST
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PrintJason Blake scored and fist pumped!
Vesa Toskala continued to be a big jerk!
PPP is probably crying into his Molson at the ACC!
It's the second period chat thread, let's go!
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I made it....
…but I lost my pants on the way.
a wise man once said...
pants are only for those who have something to hide
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
dunno about wise
but was Jared who said it
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if wearing pants makes you wise, then i dont wanna be
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
that’s what i’m talking about.
like yoda, gandhi and einstein all rolled into one.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
gandhi never wore pants
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
in regards to pants...
yes
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
nothing…apparently
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
really...
nothing jumps out at me. my wife would say the same…
\sighs, makes sad face…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
ok...
i’ll take what i can get.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
in regards to lack of pants maybe
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Akihockey, where’s your partner? Whose hand were you supposed to hold?
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not me!
fist pump!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
umm...2 threads
I is confoosed…….what in bloody hell is going on
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 17, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I’m here!
and I need to know which Leafs/leafs girls people will go gayt/lez out for
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i'm thinking...
kaberle. his face looks so smooth…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but what about the theory that every man has the same amount of body hair? He might be smooth shaven on his face, but under all that clothing he could be a yeti.
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and now...
i’m thinking i’ll just settle for an eternity without the cup
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
if i was a dude...
i’d totally go gay for ron wilson.
but i’m going to stick with my leaf GF choice of kelly carlson
by EastLoop on Nov 17, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I need more research
thing is, I don;t really trust talk-sports.net as a reliable source…
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haha
talk-sports.net is completely reliable, what are you talking about?
but i do have it on very good authority that this is a fact
by EastLoop on Nov 17, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
if I can choose a former Leaf, I choose JFJ. I want to do to him what he did to the team.
by Mirinov's Nose on Nov 17, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
good call…would you make him dress up like the Gimp in pulp fiction too?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
yes. The ball gag would be important. Hearing lame excuses for his poor performance would be unbearable.
by Mirinov's Nose on Nov 17, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking
current leaf, but I can i understand JFJ for those reasons
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If they buy me gear, I’ll do it.
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well this is new
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:18 PM EST reply actions
POGGE POGGE POGGE!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:18 PM EST reply actions
GO BANANA
yes ive been drinking
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:19 PM EST reply actions
Evening
I was just thinking that it is time for us to start telling Sens fans that they need to trade Alfie while they can still get something for him like they told us last year about Sundin.
or start calling him BSP
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
The saddest part about Sundin retiring is not being able to yell “YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE BEST SWEDISH CAPTAIN OF AN NHL TEAM IN ONTARIO” at Alfredsson.
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now its just “YOU SUCK ALFREDSSON!”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
the trolls at the Battle of ontarios favourite monkier for Sundin
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
NO MEEEE!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
EVERYONE BE QUIET
LUKE SCHENN INTERVIEW ON VERSUS
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MY JELOUSY IS LOUD!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Ok it’s over, continue chatting.
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No Luke Schenn for me...
…I get ti listen to Kypreos.
Yeah, we were ruining people’s computers.
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that’s how awesome we are, people can’t handle us straight
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so what'd you win for winning the spam crown?
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 17, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
you win a self administered pat on the back
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aww, I thought I saw PPP
had a surprise for you for winning
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Nov 17, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
loser domi is our new Chit Chat Manager.
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and...
she’s doing a bang up job!
two cheers for LD…hip hip….
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
bang up job
bow chicka wowow
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm minister
..bitches. I got the tight pants, the high boots and access to a whip, let’s go!
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my computer is crying rightnow
i think were gonna need intermission threads too
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Bring In Joseph
I was gonna post this before the game but then I changed my mind, thinking it might be bad luck. So now I’m posting it out of spite and hoping my bad luck will be the Leafs good luck and Toskala stands on his head from here on out.
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
GOLD
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
so in a search for Antropov wife
I found pictures of Catherine the Great. this is giggle worthy. Make of it what you will
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well
Antropov is a rather large man, I suppose
What? he’s like 6’6" . he’s a big boy
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if that were the case...
i’d be at least 10 feet tall…
hellooooooooo!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
true…but you’re missing the…point…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
literally
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll admit, the russian accent has apeal
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
russians
yeah, depending on the guy, I’d probably melt if we went to “bourger king”
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I blame Natasha from rockey and bullwinkle, she was hot
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
and....
Red Dawn….
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
that movie was awesome
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
WOLVERINES!!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
are you saying antro is hung like a horse?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
check it
http://images.google.ca/images?q=antropov%20wife&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=com.google:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
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umm...
fail?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
bestiality or beheading, there was no way that could end well
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
'zackly...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know
and I still can’t find out his wife…
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soooo not as hot as kelly carlson. trust me
ps where do these horse comments come from?
i am lost again sadface
by EastLoop on Nov 17, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
http://images.google.ca/images?q=antropov%20wife&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=com.google:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
looking for Antropov wife, I found portraits of Catherine the Great for some reason
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was catherine the great secretly a horse?
“i’m not a man, i’m a woman”
“oh ma god, you a woman?!”
“actually, i’m not a woman, i’m a horse”
“oh ma god, you a horse?”
“actually, i;m not a horse, i’m a broom”
by EastLoop on Nov 17, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
:: sound of broom falling over ::
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South park ruined Family guy for me forever.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
i don't understand...
Family Guy is awesome!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
you ever seen the south part two parter “cartoon wars”?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
south park...
no.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
stupid manatees
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
ANTROPOV
Greatest winger in the world
All other wingers score like little girls
ANTROPOV NUMBER ONE
EXPORTER OF BOO-ORGER KING
All other wingers have inferior boo-orger king.
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HEY LOOK HOCKEY!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:33 PM EST reply actions
crikey
this feed is buggy…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:34 PM EST reply actions
if i dont leave now i will fail out of school
it’s been a pleasure once again!
by EastLoop on Nov 17, 2008 8:35 PM EST reply actions
MAYERSSSSSS!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:36 PM EST reply actions
yup...
that’s an SPG point for me!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Although I got my 40th point because there were no penalties in the first.
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and me
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
im just glad it wasnt schenn
Mayers isnt a good fighter
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
antropov's song
found it: http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2008/8/27/601796/reading-the-tea-leafs-niko#8377121
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FUDGE BUCKETS!
i need to keep reloading this feed….anybody got any others?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:38 PM EST reply actions
seriously...
funky butt loving this feed sucks
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
it's difficult...
trying to swear without swearing in a house with a 5 year old.
considering at that age, they repeat everything, i thought i should have a little fun with it, should she ever repeat me cursing out the TV…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I hadn’t thought of that. Though my friend is due in January, and she has already told me that I’m not allowed around the baby with my mouth. She is threatening to institute some sort of swear jar to make me clean up.
I think she’d just worried the kid’s first word will be ‘douchebag’.
that's why
you make up swears that are just funny
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRx7fU2Y0UA
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although fudge monekys is very pg and appropriate, funky butt loving is quite disturbing coming form the mouth of a 5 year old…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
wow…this is an EXCELLENT power play
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:38 PM EST reply actions
SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:38 PM EST reply actions
Is that a shot from Schenn?
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POOP!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:39 PM EST reply actions
that was a quick whistle
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions
I wonder if the posts are swollen again tonight
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions
throbbing even...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
that is a very disturbing mental image
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
People
When Jared is the one saying the image is disturbing, you’ve got a problem and a very, very disturbing image on your hands.
i regret likening goal posts to erections
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
from now a shot of the post will be dubbed a “stiffy”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
gotta aim for the 5 hole
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
there are
certain fiveholes I’d certainly aim for..
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I hear that
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll never tell
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Hollweg...
just a guess…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
and yiddish...
not being circumsized yet
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
oi vey
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Don't misunderestimate...
…Stajan’s strategery.
they will melt your soul, and your panties
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Jeez get some deoderant or something then
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no more taco bell
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
no taco bel here
but he still melts panites and souls
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We used to make fun of him but now he’s good.
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his eyes are so pretty
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I’m developing a Hasek like hate for Thomas
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:41 PM EST reply actions
me too...
except mine’s being directed at Toskala
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
nah, thats a Raycroft type hate
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Toskala – 0.878, 3.24
Raycroft – 0.893, 3.76
not a stretch…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
CANT HEAR YOU
LASLALALLALALALALALLALALAALALA
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
oh my god his save percentage is lower than Raycroft’s
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SCORE
VAN 1 NYI 1
SHOTS
VAN 4 NYI 17
End of second period.
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thats pretty framiliar…except the islanders have a goal
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
PUCK GOES IN THE NET!
I hate you Thomas
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:48 PM EST reply actions
twss
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Some dumbass doing donuts with his mustang in my apartment complex just slammed his car into a light pole
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:50 PM EST reply actions
He does donuts as well as Toronto does five on threes.
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epic fail, i think the car is totaled
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Only it makes me laugh
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too dark, and my stupid camera phone doesnt have a flash
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU THOMAS!
I HATE YOUR FACE PLEASE DIE NOW KTHXBYE
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:52 PM EST reply actions
He’s been really good on loose pucks .
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
EARMUFFS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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FUCK!
SHOOT!
WHY?>
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:54 PM EST reply actions
SCORE YOU SHITTY ASSHOLES !##@$%R#F
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I have no idea what sort of bizzarre formatting I just invoked.
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whatever it was, its awesome
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Is that four goalposts this period?
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wheres hollweg? can we send him on a kamakaze mission to take out thomas?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
i knew it..
jared ♥ hollweg
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I am just aware of his uses, IE being an asshole
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
and others...
right? right!? huh!?
\wink, wink, nudge, nudge
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
jared/hollweg
would make a great slashfic
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it would have hitting from behind, im not comfortable with that
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
is that
who you’d Go Gay for the Cup™ with?
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Could we just beat him to death in the parking lot so that we have something to feel good about?
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This is making me stabby
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:54 PM EST reply actions
Rye + Leaf Frustration = Jared Smash!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
that made me think of...
boo boo kitty (expletive deleted)
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
WHORE!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:57 PM EST reply actions
ouch
goal
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:57 PM EST reply actions
no
jesus saves…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
That was a wicked shot, why the hell did Kubina not stomp him so he couldnt shoot?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:58 PM EST reply actions
CSI Millen
The visiting team could score an empty net goal with no leafs on the ice and Millen would wait for the slow-mo replay before he was certain the puck didn’t hit something on the way in.
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what we have here.(dramatic pause, puts on sunglasses ) is a game winner
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Endless Caruso One Liners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
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Why isnt Frogurt out there?
He should be punnishing bitches viking style
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions
Let the Viking out of his cage already! RrraaaaarrrgggghhhHHHAAaa!
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
That goal is inexcusable. Toskala needs to play the shot from Ryder.
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11 / 14 = 0.786
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK VESA.
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Raycroft Style...
that’s how we do it!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Raycroft pretty reliably gave us .890 goaltending.
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yup
scary huh?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
STOP IT!
I dont need to be hearing this!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder how many games we’d win with Raycroft this year.
If you had a .890SV% on Vancouver’s 15 shots, the Leafs would have won 2-1.
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how did he get this bad? seriously, he must not want to be traded
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Skate harder. Shoot more. Pass the puck. Go to the net. Smash that fucker into the boards. Hit. Hit. Hit. Win.
Go! Leafs! Go!
Come Back Grown Ups!
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 9:01 PM EST reply actions
I just want some blood
Will someone bleed please?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:03 PM EST reply actions
it's OK
we’re playing well, ’cept the goaltending.
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
black and gold...
is kinda emo
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
everything is emo...
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
not as emo
as the black abyss that is my soul
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
or my diary, its black construction paper that i write on with black marker
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
rofl
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
in the dark
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
jeez...
let’s keep you away from scissors, knives, guns, paper…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
its a very emo train of thought
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Emo bling
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
well they are all in black
like the Cane’s third jersey
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I hate the team looking this disorganized
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:04 PM EST reply actions
whu?
it’s not like we’re running around like the 6-1 game against MTL. that was the worst i’d seen…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
It’s hard to play well when you’re worried that every shot the other team takes is going to go in.
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i'm not...
every 4th shot however…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKING SWOLLEN POSTS
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:05 PM EST reply actions
circumsize 'em!
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
They have no confidence in their goalie, it shows
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:06 PM EST reply actions
Well, in the past two starts Toskala has 7 goals against on 27 shots, for a .740SV%
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and people wonder why I hate numbers
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
numbers are no substitute...
for truthiness
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
truth is tho...
Toskala blows, sucks, and takes it from behind…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
i ♥ is greater than <3
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
i ♥ emo...
i listened to My Chemical Romance on my way home from work…old school MCR, cuz i’m emo like dat
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Toskala is </3
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Basically teams average a goal on every four shots they take.
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Your not helping
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Can you warn me
before you post something so gross and disturbing? That comment needs some sort of rating to let people know it ain’t gonna be pretty.
11 tlustys
on the Winkl NSFW scale™
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
11 out of 10 that is
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
bowchickawowo
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Problem
I like the Tlusty scale, and a high rating on that scale will make me check out the comment fast than Stajan’s eyes melt panties. I need a scale that will make me stay away. Like a Cox scale?
hmmm....
like “i hate cox”
\perplexed…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
yes...
yes i do.
how raycroftian is it…
is it raycrotian x 5?
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
thing is
it measures NSFW-ness……what’s more NSFW than Tlusty?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
But that comment
wasn’t safe for anywhere. That comment was gross and I didn’t need to see it. You know, like the diference between rated R and rated NC17. Different ratings, so you know what you want to see/are able to handle.
No you did not make a fail
I just wanted to be clear on why I want a different scale for such atrocities.
You’re still gold.
u r winner
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
HA HA HA
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
poor Tosk
keeps picking wear the retard hat
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Hey look, Blake skates ahead of the play and is offsides.
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How does he do that once a game? Passes the puck to someone just before the blue line and then immediately skates into the zone ahead of them. What is that Blake. It’s a fundemntal lack of serious concentration, that’s what it is.
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
he has severe ADHD
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Too angry to spellcheck or use proper grammer or syntax fuck you Blake 7$%48uhgfn!!!
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
No, not really that angry. Just a joke.
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
what? no third period thread?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions
I was waiting for the third period thread before posting loud audible sighs and head shakes over Toskala’s performance tonight.
why wait?
\sigh
\shakes head
\makes puppy dog eyes at TV…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
\shrugs shoulders
\sighs
\looks at beer
\sighs
\shrugs
\shotguns beer
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ah shotgunning, brings me back to college
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not yet, I think Chemmy went to the away
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
he's crying...
give him some space…
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
So thats where the Linkin Park music was comming from
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I hope no one is seriously hurt.
by general borschevsky on Nov 17, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Unless its Thomas
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
and...
his swollen, veiney throbbing uncircumcised goal posts
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not a good sign, I’m running out of booze faster than im running out of pop
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:18 PM EST reply actions
do you have a depeanneur/gas station/convince store nearby?
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not close enough, its snowing out there, i dont want to walk
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Hee Keith Jones'
Eyes are really close together. Like that guy from Family Guy who Peter painted naked.
my cell phone answer tone...
is peter griffin saying “baddadaboopy?”
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by blurr1974 on Nov 17, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Im glad I can still look out the windown and see dumbasses mustang wrapped around that lightpost, I still has smiles
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions
Its an old rusty Fox body, not too big a loss
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 17, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
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SHE'S A BIG ONE AND SHE'S COMING IN FAST, HIT THE DECKS
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