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Open Thread: The Comeback Kids go to Carolina

Toronto Maple Leafs at Carolina Hurricanes, Nov 2, 2008 5:00 PM EST


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Tlusty scores on January 31st in Carolina.

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I love Tlusty…in that photo

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

Tlusty is a good one for the LD lovin’

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

reffing tonight

no game thread for me :(

by dare_ on Nov 2, 2008 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

have fun

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Tlusty's in this post?

Better flag this as inappropriate.

by bkblades on Nov 2, 2008 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

almost as stopping as Stajan Eyes

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

bacon ya da

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

bacon yada

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

hello?

this thing on??

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

looking…looking…processing…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I got nothing so far

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

ditto… its got a limited audience on Leaf’s TV and FS-CA- someone should have it up before long

by Polecon on Nov 2, 2008 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

unless someone puts on up, it’ll be AM640 for me

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Its Frosty Ralph for me too…

by Polecon on Nov 2, 2008 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Cujo vs. Leighton

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

I miss

Hall Gill, He really doesn’t fit in with the new Leaf system.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

Hall Gill was interesting

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He was like a big dumb loveable dog

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Did he go to live on a farm?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yes a farm too far away to go visit.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

with lots of sunshine and room to run around in

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

and all the penguins he can eat

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

and extra Boone’s farm and Oreos

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

oreos rule
especially when you eat all the cream, then put all the cookie bits into ice cream

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh, I gotta try that

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

dont forget some Nesquick chocolate syrup mixed with bailys

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

OOHHH…that’s tasty

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

you can find a way to put booze on anything

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

of course, but that’s just tastycakes

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

throw on some sprinkles and its classy too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Monagan (sp) lumber

KING OF THE WOODS

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

Also

I don’t get the game, stupid Leafs tv.

anyone got a stream link?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

never mind

justread above

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m doing am 640. It’s what I have

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwww Steener

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

what’d he do now?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

looks like I’m a good minute behind on AM640 crappy feed

by Polecon on Nov 2, 2008 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

but AM640 lets you play tic tac toe!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Breakaway, no goal

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

SHIT

I forgot my SPG picks :(

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

haha

actually, most of the people I picked probably aren’t even playing

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

double shit!

me too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s Domi’s time to shine!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

SUPERSTAR!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

YES! I rock

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

but are you a guitar hero?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I could be An hero…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

just for one day?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I could be king and you could be queen

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

roll playing eh? I could get behind that

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

now THAT I like

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll get the traffic cones and the fireman hat

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m liking it…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

all I need now is a bullhorn

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll need some sort of study rope or velcro

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Duct tape
do it red green style
Or is that too Dexter?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

no plastic wrap, THEN it’s not dexter style

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, Tin foil is where its at

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh kinky..I like it

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

shiney = good

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m afraid we’re in over our heads

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I cant believe

this converstaion is still going on… I think convos of this length are the key to spam crowns

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

we have a system

a twisted insane system

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It just happens like this, you don’t plan it

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Bingo

If you just stick to the game you’ll never make it.

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by PPP on Nov 2, 2008 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

thats why

I love it here..

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

two types of entertainment
Hockey, and crazypeople

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

*not really

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

IAN WHITE GOAL

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

no fuckin way

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ian White?

I have no idea what is going on, I am so confused

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

BIZZARO LEAFS

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

RIDICULOUS!

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

My radio connection just went down, but I’ll believe THAT when I hear it!

by Grabovski's better than you think on Nov 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

hey there

some of us are on 640, y’er ruining the surprise!

by Polecon on Nov 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He fanned on the first attempt, nobody challenged him, next shot was a bullet upstairs.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

well I’ll be damned

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

BAH GAWD!

Best scratched players in the league they are.

by Grabovski's better than you think on Nov 2, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

YAYAYAYAA THE WHITE ATTITUDE!

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

WHITE LIGHTNING!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Waiting for the White moment to Stwike!

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

whats in the middle?

THE WHITE STUFF

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

if it ain’t White it ain’t right

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

who wants a moustache ride?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I shoulda used that line as Freddie Mercury on friday night…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I DO I VAN VONE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FIST PUMP!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

bow chicka wowow!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

there are so many innuendos/images/etc in here I don’t even know what to do or where to go

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

who are you and what have you done with the real LD?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/DICKJOKE

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s just so many ways to go…three stooges syndrome…DICKJOKE

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

note

you can never have too many ways to go

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep it right, keep it tight, keep it WHITE!

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Missed the opening...

Who’s out in favour of White/Cola?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

i'm assuming strallman

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

makes sense

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Props to RW

Wow, taxi squad chips in with two points right away. Guess we gotta give Wilson props for the motivational stuff so far. It seems to be working.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

blake's looked good.

excellent stick work

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

thats an oxymoron

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

fist pump!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

excellent stick work?

Or ‘blake looked good’?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

blake looked good

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

not $4M good,

bot good, involved, stripping the canes of the puck

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

bot good?
Antro-bot?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

better than blake...

circa 07

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

also

kulemin needs to get it going again.

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

FIST PUMP

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello Gents and Ladies…Anyone got a link to a feed for good ol’ TS?

by Twisted Sittler on Nov 2, 2008 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

those of us without whatever Chemmy has are rocking AM 640

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Note to self: sign up for LeafsTV on Monday.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I would

but then rogers would find out that I am currently not paying for the cable I have.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

pick your spots, man. good choice

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Chemmy has center ice, a big couch, and a plasma tv.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

also..

not sure it’s been said, but i don’t like the canes third jersey

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

go Emocanes!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

'zackly

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

emocanes

related at all to KSK’s emoeagles?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, but the uniforms are all black and one of the more intelligent Yahoo commenters called them the emocanes

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

center ice...

get it

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

I’m rockin’ it!!

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yoicks, obviously so are many of you…playback grinds to a halt….back to 640 I go…

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

working again

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam-saw-nov

can’t get used to this new/old pronunciation of Samsonov- whether or not it is phonetically correct in russian. Its.Just.plain.weird

by Polecon on Nov 2, 2008 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

White

looking hungry for his 2nd goal

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

playing to stay out of the press box i think

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever the reason

it works for me

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

ditto

he’s looked good.

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

steen as well...

but i know how much you don’t like him… :P

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Alex Steen

is greater than 4-stars, greater than straight-A report cards

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

greater than clean underware!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

greater than your mom

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i dunno...

my mom’s the reason i watch hockey. she’s a special lady.

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

'dont say doing your wife, dont say doing you wife'

doing your… son?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Moxie

comes free when you get a moustache

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

no lumberjack beard?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

and he’s ok

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

beards

give you machismo, not moxie.

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

oh...

so, i’m doing it wrong then…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

MOXISMO!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

MACHOXY!

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

to tha max!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wait…PONE Ikerovsky?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Well...

…for some reason I thought it was a 5:30 start, so I was making ribs and watching a Foo Fighters concert on HDNet. Late to the game…FIST PUMP! White scored???

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Yep.

That actually did happen.

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that JUST happened

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

but when?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

today!

:P

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

earlier

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMG!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

vague answer

everything in history that happened, happened earlier.

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

thats like..

“here’s a picture of me when I was younger”

every picture is of you when you were younger

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Heres a picture of me when im older

where the fuck did you get that camera?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

fist pump

white scored

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

BEEEYAAAAH

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

AWESOME REPLAY

At 300% speed to show how long the Leafs had the puck

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

anyone catch the NHL after hours last night on CBC?

they were still talking about Schenn.

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

They were talking about Schenn on Meet the Press this morning!

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

for reals? cool!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, no…but I’m just trying to spread the legend of Schenn ;)

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn went back in time and defeted the Nazis in an afternoon using only butter and pocket lint

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Luke Schenn

Can judge a book by its cover

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

and did

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Luke Schenn can win Connect four in three moves

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Luke Schenn

can be seen from space

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I’m not sure I like the Leafs’ new strategy of getting a “lead”. Seems flawed.

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leads get blown, we all know that

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

twss

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

since when

has my nickname been “leads”?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

no, you see, leads get “blown”…that’s not what they call what happens to you

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll walk right into this...

What DO they call that then?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

well, was is it they do to you?
can you show me on the doll where he touched you?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

A business transaction? (Sorry…offside…couldn’t resist)

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should work fine as long as they don’t score a second one…

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

2-0 lead is the worst lead in hockey.

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

it is! we should give up a goal just to be safe

/ducks

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

these play by play dudes lick testicles

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

I saw “duck testicles” somewhere in there for some reason

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

they are a delicacy in france, you are in quebec
the 7 degrees of duck testicles!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

but feathers…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

you said butt feathers

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

grabs

too much carrying the puck in. he’s not one for dumping it in…

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Anyone else get a Berezinesque vibe from Grabovski?

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my yes

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

nope...

but i’m easily influenced, so i probably will now…

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I don’t know…maybe I’m just projecting…but he does a lot of skating without results so far…

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agreed

it’s made my mancrush on him reprehensibly indefensible

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very much so, though he seems a tad more generous with the puck; a bit of a backhanded compliment, it’s like saying “he’s taller than most midgets”.

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

this just in:

Powersauce is amazing

(so is Luke Schenn)

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i hate the way this guy says ponis name, it is infuriating me

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

ponis?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Poni’s

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I was annoyed with how the 640 says Colaiacovo

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm gonna call him

phonetically – “Poe Niss”

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Kerry Fraser?

great, were fucked

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

way offside...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

Dominic Moore...

…is all like “Yeah, the period is almost over, I may as well make a wicked sweet move before it expires”

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that stache is epic

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

love it!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow…FIST PUMP! for the porn stache on Whitey…

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FIST PUMP

seconded

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Whitey porn stache?

pics please?

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Hang on…i’ll see if I can get one…

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Oh, it’ll be on the front page of The Sun tomorrow.

Also, first one he hugged was his fellow taxi squad buddy.

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taxi squad?

I’m lost…

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Taxi Squad

The guys that catch a taxi to the rink to replace anyone.

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by PPP on Nov 2, 2008 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ya

it was a little overy homo-erotic, white laying his head on carlo’s shoulder there…

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white + carlo = BFF?

must resist…slashfic…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was a little much when they were caressing each others’ buttocks…

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well, they can’t give footrubs with the skates on

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It all went downhill when Ian went for tongue and Carlo was surprised.

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…I have no speech…

/win

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I always thought Carlo would be the better kisser

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s because he’s Italian.

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White...

would tickle with the moustache

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he would, but there are those who are into that sorta thing

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oddly...

that didn’t bother me, it was the post-coital cuddle

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looks like he shaved his head as well..

very serial killer-esque

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I know he had shaved his head and had a little pencil beard going, but a porn stache? I must see this

also, ALARRRRM FORCE!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ian White heard all of the nice things we said about him as a forward.

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and grew a stache

to show his love back

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Im fairly convinced

The Leafs must be reading PPP. They’re constantly talking about how much they love the fans. I assume they mean this blogging network.

(just in case this is true: Alex Steen, you rule)

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or trying to prove us wrong, Rebel Yell must hate Chemmy

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I will beat this Chemmy guy and show him WRONG

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Rebel Yell

Says kids shouldn’t take candy from Chemmys

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by PPP on Nov 2, 2008 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering how often they keep doing things that we mention that we like I am convinced.

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Stajan, we love your eyes!

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Say hi to Chubbeh Bunneh!

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Tell Jiri we have the same birthday and should totally hang out!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

GLORIOUS!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

Not as good as Lanny’s back in the day…yet.

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there is only one stach that came close to Lanny

what one you ask?
follow the link to find out!
http://diehardblueandwhite.blogspot.com/2008/07/toronto-maple-stashes.html

/shameless plug!

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Wendel's doesn't count...

WHOA! Before you burn down the website…His stache is actually recognized as a person.

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Wendel’s stache actually finished 3rd in scoring on the 86-87 Leafs.

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Wendel's Stache

Once beat up Bob Probert

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Wendel’s stache has fed an entire starving African village. twice

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Wendel's Stache

Can SEE John Cena

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Wendel's Stache

went back in time, went to Soviet russia, and punched Stalin in the face

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The Leafs are having a separate night, later this season, just to honour Wendel’s stache. They will raise it to the rafters of the ACC and no Leaf shall wear it again.

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and 2nd in assists. It’s unselfish like that

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the website is flamable?

interesting

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INFLAMMABLE

Means flammable?

What a world

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Dr. Nick rules

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if only...

we can get a shot of Whitey giving us ‘blue steel’ with the stache

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Patience

It’ll happen.

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oh damn, that’s so full of win. I love it

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

oh man…I can’t stop giggling. That needs to be a fanshot, like, NOW

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm sorry..

but why do i care about ron wilson’s daughter’s wedding?

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Yeah, this is um…super weird?

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I wonder...

If Wilson will make the son-in-law sit out sections of the marriage for not trying hard enough

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creepy..

if it’s for bedroom antics

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“you call that doing my daughter? She’s on top? You lazy SOB. Schenn, get in there and show him how it’s done.”

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Schenn would make her pelvis explode.

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His sperm would burn her because normal humans can’t handle such concentrated aweseomness

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn

could double-team a chick all by himself

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dammit stop trying to bait me…I uh…I should get a shower in like, now….

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

/dirty mind

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bowchickawowow

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Seriously, tonight’s thread is all “Get LD to need a cold shower” for some reason

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I am somehow trying to work Stajans eyes and Tlusty’s facebook into a singular joke

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

hah

me too

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DAMMIT

DAMMIT DAMMIT

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

LUKE SCHENN IN A HOT TUB

wait, damnit that backfired

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Im starting to think

that slashfic involving myself and jared would turn LD’s crank at this point

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I’m not wearing pants!

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I thought that was a given

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true, it does make it easier to give!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

thats a paddlin

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someone’s hankering for a spankering, are they?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Commando

all the way

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“YOU THRUST HARDER OR I’LL THRUST YOUR FACE”

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he substituted one of her old boyfriends to close the deal on the wedding night.

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Ummmm

Will it make him happy? Because we need to keep him angry.

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Someone needs to get some dog poop, a paper bag and a lighter…and Wilson’s address

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow…there’s gonna be a whole hour devoted to it tomorrow night.

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darn...

i’m going to have to find something else to watch for an hour tomorrow

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Good thing I have a ball hockey game ;)

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saint's row 2

man, women or something in between? a game for cross dressers…?

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like in “the Crying Game!”

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but with gangsta rap

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like a candle in the wind MOTHER FUCKER!

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just a regular everyday normal guy…

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Once a week my mom likes to make me suppah

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And I’m somewhat affraid of heights

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Micheal Keaton was my favourite batman

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When I go to the clubs, I wait in line, MUTHAFUCKA!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater MUTHAFUKA

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I get nervous in social situations Muthafucka

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My parents are really nice people mothafucka

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why did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

or Elton John

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

crap

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

Is it just me

or are there an unordinarily high amount of shots bouncing off defencemen and in this season?

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SNAAAAAKE EEEEEEEYES

I noticed this too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

defencemen are bouncy, I suppose. Let’s ask our resident Studly defenseman:

Jared, are you bouncy?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

depends on how much sugar ive had that day

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

bow chicka bow wow

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

finger...

just looked like mccabe

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

oh wait...

there they go

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on the plus side

cujo’s looked good, nothing he could have done there. initial save was awesome

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Oh for pete’s sake

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Perfect...

They didn’t want a 2-0 lead…that would be poor strategy.

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I said we should let the emocanes score a goal just so we don’t have the 2 goal lead

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Give that woman the headset, and the spot next to Tim Hunter on the bench! ;)

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colour commentary ftw!

You know it’d just be what I say here but spoken, right? It’d be the shortest broadcasting career ever

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FUCK YOU KERRY FRASER

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Stajan

is a naughty boy

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Or so you like to tell yourself ;)

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He couldn't..

eye-fuck his way out of that call

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he couldn’t he must be dsciplined :P

dammit, more LD baiting

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Another sign Kerry Fraser is really a giant asshole lizard, he is imune to Stajans fuck me eyes

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

no mortal can be immortal to Stajan’s eyes

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

which is a long way of saying...

Schenn is immune as well

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Schenn is bound to protect those eyes

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Like Perseus, he looks at Stajan through the reflection of his visor

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

well, is Schenn mortal? or of this world?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well no.

But in a good way

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

my point excatly

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mitchell

earning PK time

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

wtf?!?!?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

fraser is the devil

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

the devil i tell ya!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Blind! I'm Deaf!

I wanna be a ref!

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaber Le ? Fuck you you ignorant prick!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

That is such a weak penalty

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

hard-workin' hagman

wicked awesome on the PK

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

hagman and stajan...

sweet pk

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

More LD baiting...

…from Joe Bowen:

“Moore decides to try to penetrate!”

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

bow chocka bow wow

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

trying to penetrate

is definately worth a Rebel Yell

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And also a FIST PUMP!

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

She* cried more, moore moore

*she is not me

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Moore doesn’t blow my hair back as much. I think of Dexter when I see him

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

But if young Stajan were penetrating…’allo ’allo…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

::shakes fist::

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, dead serial killer eyes, not SStajan fuck me eyes

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Moore probably owns a LOT of plastic wrap

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

More Bowen

“This is the first penetration the Leafs have had all period”. He’s obsessed today…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

Or maybe I am…who’s to say?

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

'haps

he’s got the thread open on his laptop, and is enjoying the LD baiting

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

kulemin

beautiful drop pass..

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

Kulemin is playing?

First time I noticed him

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ya

he still looks lost, maybe more so…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

grabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

Grabbo is coming!

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Grabbo!

Grabbo!

GRABBO!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that was sweet!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabovski!

…looking less like Berezin right now….

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed…I officially de-Berezinize him.

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

{suitable trumpet flourish goes here}

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

GRAAAAAABZ

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

YES YES Grabovski from Hagman!

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

who went to the dressing room?

missed that, a leaf?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

I thought it was Finger…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

thans

just caught it again

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Finger get banged?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hard workin' Hagman.

I’m not sure I can ever not put the words ‘hard workin’ in front of Hagman again.

It’s like tough-actin tinactin

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oops

wrong reply.

hagman is still there

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I am Out

The Spam Crown race has narrowed!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

Grabby

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

John Mitchell

just about danglefucked the goalie

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

“danglefucked”

don’t you usually need special furniture/pillows for that?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well... technically

I initially thought I’d invented to work to brag to newbs at NHL 08, but if we wanted to talk in hypothetical real life terms, I suppose some sort of harness would be needed

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

don’t get me wrong, it’s a great term. I just wanted clarification

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought so

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagman stickhandled in a phone booth, passes to Grabs in the slot, quick shot top corner.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick pass by Hagman from behind the red line, to an open Grabovski, about 5 feet in front of the net and he roofed a quick wrist shot over Leighton…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

awesomeness

like bacon

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Puck went low to Hagman, spun around on his backhand as Grabs pivoted out to the left faceoff dot, booya!

by Grabovski's better than you think on Nov 2, 2008 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Man these Bavaria tallboys are going down easy…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

here's what i love...

the leafs circa 08-09, get faster, stronger and more energized as the game progresses. they just grind teams into dust. Seriously, amazing to watch…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

its like

the exact opposite of last years team

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

i’ve been trying to find a place that would tell me how many games the leafs lost after being down 2 after 2. anyone have an idea?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Two minutes?

LAst year’s team did that a lot.

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i get that feeling

i seem to recall quite a few games choked away. just would love to see the numbers side by side, especially at the end of this season.

i was looking at total shots, and the 07 leafs seemed to disappear after two periods. This year, they crank it up.

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly what I was thinking…with a touch of Mark Osborne thrown in.

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to have

a Berg 10 sweater

I wish I knew where that was

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabbo

Grabbo

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

IS NOT BEREZIN

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely not Berezin…he’s making me eat my words…they taste great, BTW

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

{plays trumpet flourish again}

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

grabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

again!!!!!!!!!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

goal description for till

more bacon

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabs AGAIN!!

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

GRA FUCKIN BOVSKI

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

FIST PUMP LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

That was a world-class FIST PUMP! Consider him a contender in the Super Skillz…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Colaiacovo in the dressing room? can I get a confirmation

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Eyebleaf’s brother has this week. :(

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

can i get a witness?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

welll...

it was the 640 announcing…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Colaiacovo just fucking flattened somebody, so…

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

always a possibility…

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

when did we get 3 goals?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT?

It’s 3-1?

Grabs AGAIN?

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

yessur

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

crispy greasy goodness bacon

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Call me naive

but what quantifies a ‘bacon’ goal?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

any goal

the leafs score is bacon

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

That helps.

Yes: the last goal was 100% bacon

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what i said!

great minds, and all that…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

IT’S BACON!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The LEafs scoring it

Anything else is gravy

MMMmmmm, bacon with gravy

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever had porcetta?

I got some amazing stuff at the market last wk

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Love porcetta…and Serrano ham…I just wish you could get American country ham up here…love that stuff…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally a few just rewards for that line.

by Grabovski's better than you think on Nov 2, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

They have

Looked so dangerous so often

Great to see some rewards

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

it helps that

there is no real #1 line, the closest being stajan, poni and antro. But Ron doesn’t play the game according to that…it’s nice to have a real coach

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you think

Maurice is thinking watching this team?

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

good question...

i’m gonna steal it for a blog post i think…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Maurice is thinking...

I really hate JFJ.

I wonder if there is any Jack Daniels left?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking that last night, especially since the media is remarking on how great a job Wilson is doing…can’t feel too good.

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

theres a reason for it though...

Wilson IS doing a great job.

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Cola’s fine. He’s ont the ice – just threw a hit.

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

…and broke his ankle…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

but he flattened Ruutu, am I right? that’s good

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the less annoying ruutu

but still ok

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

well, A Ruutuu. He’s trying

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Cujo

Makes the classic Cujo save.

Laying on his side

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

ARGH!!!!!!

penalty?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

Carlo’s stick shattered!

bow chicka bow wow

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

wilson keeps benching him

and he may last an entire season without an injury…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Steen

has to clear that every time

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

But he makes up for it

With an awesome baseball-swing clearance

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Steen awesomeness check:

Still operating at 100%

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

“Hey Fraser, uhhh…what the shit taco are you watching? ‘cus it’s not the game”

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm...tacos

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm...

shit tacos…

I mean… what?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

BS

these calls are a frickin joke

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

i'm hating him so much right now...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Finger is in dressing room

eyebleaf’s brother has yet to win the pool

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

crap...

cujo was playing out of his mind there..

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

no chance on that rebound

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Cujo

can’t stop them all.

Too many shots alone at the side of the net

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

he looked good

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

definately...

it was a race against time considering how many shots they got

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

frickity frick frickin frick

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

watch your language

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm trying

but fraser makes it so hard…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck, these are some lucky bounces for Carolina.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

2 goals in 1:07

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

9-84-41

Still buzzing on offence

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

that math rocks

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

3-3???

well crap

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

WHA HAPPEN?

My word toaster booted me off the ‘net, had to reboot and suddenly it’s tied at 3’s, WTF?

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Just a reminder to these kids: nothing comes easy.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

agreed

Suddenly, the hard-working team that always comes back had a 2-0 lead, and got to see how it feels to be on the other end

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

well crap crap crapppy crap

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

crud

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

CRAP

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

that sucked blake

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Goal Carolina

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Wow...

Shit taco

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Cujo fucking sucks. Get him off the ice.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Cujo stayed down too long on the wraparound…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

AND HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN AAAAARGH

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

END THIS PERIOD

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

last half of the 2nd

= Fail

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh, god

We’ve got them right where we want them, right?

by Godd Till on Nov 2, 2008 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally…though I’d feel more comfortable if we were down by 2…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

leafs will come out all guns blazing in the third

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoever said he never passes?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That...

Pretty much was the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

Have a Failtacular failoween you guys

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This game would be 3-0 with Toskala in net.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

on the 2nd half of a back-to-back

Coupled with flying all the way to Carolina?

I’m not 100% sure

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

And it would be 6-0 if Wendel’s stache was playing.

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If Wendel's stache was playing

We’d also have won 13 fights

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ronny Will

Is going to get them fired up.

They looked a little too satisfied with that 2-goal lead.

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

nah

he’s gonna scare the living crap out of them

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Can he

Bench the entire team, and just start the Marlies in the next game?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Any word...

On Finger?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

I heard he was just back on the ice, then the period ended. that was all

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty bad hangnail, I think, is what we have there.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard it was a papercut

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

papercuts hurt

that would be sad

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Upper metacarpal injury, according to the injury disclosure policy.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

During the Cola penalty the Leafs had a shortahnded 2 on 1, Moore and Steen. Could’ve been a killer to make it 4-1. Instead the shift ended with the crappy Kubina call to go 2 men down. They never got out of it, and the game changed a bit. Joseph looked good on the 5 on 3 but looked weak on the 3rd and 4th goal.

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

ugh

Especially that fourth one. The third one I can understand, it was kind of a bang-bang play, but that fourth Jason Blake-esque turnaround angled shot should have never gone in!

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

thx for the 411

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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The Failed 2-on-1

Made Moore and Steen tired as dogs getting pack, which is a part of the reason that Kubina got caught taking a terrible penalty.

It was really the turning point, agreed

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

related but not...

i’ve been spamming bergers comment threads, and there’s some people out there that are liking what you guys wrote on the open letter, others, not so much…latest thread here…

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/boards/thread.php?thread_id=56028&forum_id=1

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

looking at that, I’m thinking maplebud = F**k tank nation

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ya

lot’s of animated gifs…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

it was the line" pension plan puppets is full of morons. if you like goofs who neither talk about hockey or know what a puck looks like, ppp is your place."

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

all his other posts are gifs...

but i see what you’re saying there.

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ya know, I think he was the one who kept linking to my open letter to Matt Stajan. Now that kinda worries me

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

holy crap

finger’s face got f’d up

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

OUCH

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Finger

Has a NASTY cut on his upper lip…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

Slightly different than a hangnail, I suppose.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

looks like a hanglip...

as in barely hanging on

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

we took out two canes in one shift

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

All Hurricanes

Please report to the dressing room for panty fittings

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

Cujo

Needs to stand the fuck up…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

crap...

d coverage is not good. cujo’s getting left out to dry

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

But yeah…6 whacks at it, and it’s gonna go in…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

d should be clearing that crap out from the front of the net

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

There.

…Now we’ve got them right where we want em.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

5-3?

BUT it’s still just a 2 goal lead

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

true but...

we’re also playing against fraser

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

there’s no way the Leafs can do anything but fail, then? is that what you’re saying?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

fraser

will figure a way to make the leafs sit 5 skaters and have a 5 on 0 10 minute power play for the canes

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Down 2

C:\WINGAME.EXE
RUN

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

Archie

Don’t you have somewhere to be??

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

STAND UP CUJO

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit he’s awful

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

not yet...

i’m not blaming cujo for this one. he’s made some amazing saves. one bad goal…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Penalties are 5 to 1, That doesn’t seem right. Definately had an impact.

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this desreves

A vodka and Ginger…

I’m on vacation this week!

by The Muppet on Nov 2, 2008 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

When did skating in gingerly replace coming in like a wagon on fire??

by The Muppet on Nov 2, 2008 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

whu?

schenn sitting?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

He’s minus 2 today…Cox was right!!! Send him back to minor midget!!!!

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

he's not the only one

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

this does not look good

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

You bite your tongue, sir.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Also haven’t seen much of Johnny Fistpump since his little giveaway in the corner…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

that's a benching

i can believe in

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

fist pump!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

stajan..

so dreamy the camera can’t steady itself

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

at least I’m using the audio, so I am not vulnerable to his bedroom eyes

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

that's very tank nation of you...

should have animated the beach ball

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

or the stick

at least it wasn’t the 8 ball one

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ya..

this is a pic that i get the context of

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

hagman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

have i mentioned how awesome he is?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i read somewhere

that his dad was the “wayne gretzky of finnish hockey”

so he’s got that going for him

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

good breedin is good

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

twss

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

bcww

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

HARD WORKIN' HAGMAN!

That line is en fuego.

3 points for HWH

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

My feed has a massive delay

…it’s like I can see the future, and it’s HAGMAN!!!!

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

Sweet Davey Conception-style bounce pass by Kaberle…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

the cames must be crapping there pants

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

emocanes of fail

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

HAGMAN

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

Niklas Hagman is a stud

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

that Kaberle pass looked like a pitching wedge shot!

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t get your hopes up, the Leafs can’t come back every time.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

penalty against the canes

finally

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

PP coming up

We’re going to tie and then win this game.

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

that was amazing

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Good pressure and passing. Kabina and Kaberle look confident. No panic.

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hard Workin Hagman

With another hard workin’ shift

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

twss

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

bcww

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

These announcers really like the word HAMMERING. Every shot is HAMMERED in

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

twss

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

bcww

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Finger accidentally Hammered himself?

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty sure

he took a puck in the grill actually

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I;m sure he’d rather get hammered, you know, with alcohol

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I love feeling confident when they’re down. This is new.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

twss

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

bxww

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

fail...

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

FCWW

fail chicka wowow

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

::cracks whip::

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

licorice whip?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

pop goes the butski on the left hand side!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t understand this, but I like it.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

on both counts

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

this is what happens when I try to reference Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Apparently it is.

I didnt know until recently that Harvey Birdman is the voice of Gary Cole

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ha, ha! References!

/Phil Ken Sebben’d

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose it bears mentioning

that i didnt know it was gary cole because I never watch the show, ever

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Kubina kept that in

Totally…

Sure…

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

that was a make up call

for all the crap calls they had against them

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

that was a disturbing visual

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Hard Workin Hagman

getting his ass-wiped, you mean?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

mitchell

but yes

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that whom that was?

Oops.

I must just have HWH on the mind, he’s been everywhere tonight

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

but he works so hard, he even wipes his own @$$

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I wipe my own ass!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Blake.

Classic

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

CLASSIC FIST PUMP

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The more I think about the fist pump, I’m realizing that it might be a “small quick guy” kind of thing. Danny Briere also does the stupid thing after he scores…

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s certainly not the only fist pumper…but he’s one of the few who does it when down by 4 goals…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Briere wrote poetry—or is that only if they lose?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s why he’s “injured” right now. There’s no surgery, he’s just taking some time off to go live on Walden Pond.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the problem

weka clearing by the leafs d

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

weak

full of fail today

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s been a lot of fail around the past few days,I dunno why

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame

failoween

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i blame the images on tv

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i blame the economy

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame Curtis “On My Knees” Joseph

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

all I got is"on your knees, whore"

sorry

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Backing away slowly, intrigued, but a little intimidated…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a really dirty mind tonight, moreso than usual

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe its not entirely fair to blame 9/11

But it certainly didnt help

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought we were blaming Poni for everything

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

no!

blame canada!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yes..

ponis. it’s catching on. love it

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame the government

jrwendelman
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by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

FAILURE

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

how'd you find that video of me?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

for a fail so epic, it’s almost a win

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

notice the beer

stays in the hand the whole time

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s dedication.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s ability

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

mad skillz

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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

So...

They’re going to score soon, right?

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, um,

They’re really testing my patience, here.

by bobrouse! on Nov 2, 2008 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

what happened to tanking?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck tanking (nation)

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Cujo on the bench

one period too late

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

Come on baby...........

Go Leafs Go

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

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GO LEAFS GO

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GO LEAFS GO

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GO LEAFS GO

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GO LEAFS GO

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

go leafs go!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

go leafs go!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That was close…Stajan should have buried that…yes, TWSS

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

go leafs go!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT?!!?!!?!?!!?!!

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

YOU

Have got to kidding me

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

tripping?

but no charging?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

What kind of a disgraceful flop dove wsa that? Garbage.

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch. Me fail. Flop dive.

by general borschevsky on Nov 2, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit. Good effort Leafs.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

screw this...

i’m audi 5 g homeyz

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

:(

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Tonight's 3-stars

3- Some shitty Hurricane
2- Hagman
1- Fraser

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

Go leafs go!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

dagger

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

star 1: Fraser
star 2: his hairdresser

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

welp

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

Well I’d like to hear more from LD’s dirty mind ;)

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

I got nothing to build on right now

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was slim pickings over the last few minutes of the game…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that Kaberle who missed the puck? He’s been awful lately.

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by Chemmy on Nov 2, 2008 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

Bummer. I liked last night better.

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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Schenn was terrible – he shouldn’t be exposed to this kind of pressure, and he’s a minus eleventysix. And we are stupid, kool aid drinking sheep for watching today’s game and expecting a win after last night. Silly, stupid sheep. Howard chuckles at our folly. We bitch, bitch bitch. BLECH…

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to read your comment...

…but I’m too busy arranging the parade because we won 3 of 8 games.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

BAAA !!! BAAA!!!!

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

When you have it planned, please let me know the route. I have streamers ready.

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

FIRE WILSON

Trade Antropov. He was invisible tonight
Poni sucks.
Stajan needs to get demoted
Trade Toskala and tank the rest of the season
Send Schenn back down

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn.

Tough to blow that lead.

Not a bad game, considering

*2nd half of a back-to-back
*Cujo was playing
*White/Cola were playing for the first time in forever and looked adequate

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

some good, some bad/ Meh

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Team still played well...

…but we got sub-par ’tending and had some bad luck.

Result = failtacular.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 2, 2008 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Seeing it again

-That Ruutu goal was awful
-Chad LaRose had a big fist pump

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by Archimedies on Nov 2, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a justifiable FIST PUMP

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

but there’s always…

1-800-267-2001

ALARRRRMforce!

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

I love Joel Matlin (President of Alarm Force)

by clark4calder on Nov 2, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

also, will wendel clark punch out all my blood if I shop somewhere other than Oakville Chevrolet?

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by loser domi on Nov 2, 2008 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

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