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Leafs Emo Jersey

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All players must have bangs to go with this sweater
Glove tap to Blurr for the design

Poll
What do you think of this sweater?
Hmmmm, I might buy it
12 votes
Can the Leafs please wear this!
9 votes
It makes me more emo but I could not care less
14 votes
Burn it and delete the file
55 votes

90 votes | Poll has closed

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WTF

is this garbage?

Is this their new third or something?

Retro 3rd’s were awesome, why not just stick with that?

The least they could do is add in the iconic maple leaf logo as shoulder patches.

Blah!

That shirt is too black, like my mood.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:07 AM EST reply actions  

Hockey Or Death!

“We’re not sad anymore, Mats. Black is the colour of our love.”

by general borschevsky on Nov 20, 2008 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

Blurr just made it but maybe he can add the shoulder patches.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

I kinda like it. Shame Wellwood is gone, I understand black is quite slimming.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

although i did it as a goof, it actually comes out looking better than all the other emo jerseys, of course it’s the leafs, so why wouldn’t it.

thanks for the glove tap PPP!

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

Glad its not real

But you still get a stabbing blurr

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

No Stabbing!

Add shoulder patches and send it to Icethetics and see what they say about it.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

HAHA

Buyers are winning so far!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

Gimme their names PPP

So I can add them to me stabbing list.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s making evidence like that which makes the Police work much easier.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

All votes are confidential

/deletes record of his own vote

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Confidential, eh? Hmmm… that makes me think someone decided to buy this horrorshow, didn’t you PPP? Come on, you can tell me, I’m just sweet little Mabel, who would never do anything to hurt you…

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

i’d never buy it….

(pssst…PPP, delete my vote too please?!?!)

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

OH GOD!

We’re in a lot of trouble now…

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh no you don't Mabel

Don’t you dare steal my violence thunder

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Me? Steal?

I’m not stealing nothing, certainly not your violence thunder. I’m just here with some violence lightning. One can’t exist without the other.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

That's it

You’re on the list

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

What do you mean?

I’m on the list? What list? Why? Are you trying to deny that thunder doesn’t exist without lightning? You know what, forget it, you’re on MY list now!

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

You

Just made number one on the list

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I can feel a Nelson “Ha-Ha” coming on

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooooooo

I’m soooooo scared. Winkle’s gonna get me. I’m shaking in my boots.

Or, no, wait. I’m the opposite of that. Bring it, sunshine. I’m not worried in the least. I mean, come on, you like Nickelback. How harmful could you actually be?

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not going to stab you

I’m just going to tie you down to a chair and glue a set of headphones to your ears and play every nickelback song on an infinite loop until your head explodes

And I DON’T listen to Nickelback, the bloody radio station that I listen to keeps reminding me that they have a new album out.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Methinks

He doth protest too much

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

He totally protests too much.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate you all

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

that's very emo of you all...

"Death, you are my Bitch Lover! "

i’m still on a wedding crashers kick. late to the party and all

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Yay!

We made Winkle unhappy! We win!

(see what happens when you take away our favourite game “Let’s get Winkle fired”? We need new hobbies)

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure PPP

didn’t take that game away, he just waved a no-no finger at you but I don’t think his fingers have ever stopped you or LD before

I just realized that sounds dirty but screw it…

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

His no-no finger?

Is it just me, or does that sound dirty?

And I’m pretty sure it was directed at everyone but me. I’m sugar, spice and all things nice. Check the transcripts. Anything bad I did I was driven to.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

pfff....

man up mabel

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

After you, blurr.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

i can't...

i already man’d up earlier this week. i’m all out of manning up…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s happening again.

by James Mirtle on Nov 20, 2008 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Well, Winkle can now see where it’ll happen: Chatty Cathy.

And usually it’s called the yes-yes-yes finger but that’s neither here nor there.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

yes yes finger...

now THAT sounds naw-tey

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it's here

And I look forward to comments from PPP and his yes-yes-yes finger with great anticipation.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that does sound awful, but you’d have to find and catch me first. And frankly? I don’t like your chances in doing either of those.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I proudly voted my approval of this. strikes a heroic pose

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

it was nice knowing ya...

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh Mattblack

I had such high hopes for you. You seemed like such a nice, sensible man. But I’m afraid that’s all over now, and I’m going to have to get all stabby.

What a waste.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

No

Mattblack is mine, I had him on my list first, you go steal your own victims

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s only one thing worse than not being talked about…

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

…and that’s being threatened with a stabbing?

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Internet high five

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Whatever

You can have him. Just so long as he’s someone’s victim, I’m happy.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

He's

low priority now

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

This leaves me half pleased and half rejected.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry

I’ll deal with this “priority” that Winkle has made me, then I’ll have some time on my hands, so I figure I’ll start on my list, and you’re still on it.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

My folks will be so proud

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

You might want to call them now to let them know so you can bask in some of their pride while you are still breating. I’m pretty efficient…

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I intend to stay breating for some time, thank you :P

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Smartass

That’s helping you climb the list. Pointing out my typos? Oh, you’d better believe that’s a paddlin’

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, that was cheap. Sorry.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

It was

but I’m sure I’d have done the same thing, so I’ll just stab you this once, m’kay?

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

A warning stab in the forearm.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds good. Now hold still, this won’t hurt a bit, till I jam this sword into your forearm!

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

A sword would be a bit harsh for a first offence.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

But I look so cool wielding a sword.

Fine. Can I use this huge cook’s knife, or will that offend your delicate sensibilities too?

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Not as much as if you’d done a typo after the word ‘huge’ there.

Anyway, delicate sensibilities are the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I worried that I’d typo that too…

Anyway, delicate sensibilities are the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

You’ve obviously figured out that I’m a sucker for wordplay, but that still won’t save you. Hold still dammit!

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Fine, do your worst.

I’ll be the most hardcore on the 13th floor now.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

the jesey make be black

but not as black as my soul

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

The Atlantic Ocean Won't Save You!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

True

But my moated castle and several hundred feudal serfs will buy me some time.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Straighten up and fly right. I’m cutting you some slack, but at some point, my patience will be at an end.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

What do we burn besides witches?

MORE WITCHES!!!

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Nov 20, 2008 10:43 AM EST reply actions  

Because they're made of.....

….wood?

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow...

this jersey must have the power of a thousand emo’s to create such an emotional reaction…

does that make it a success?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:45 AM EST reply actions  

you be careful

you’re skating on thin-enough ice as it is blurr-face

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

winkle-face...

seeing as how mabel-face (i like this “face” thing, PPP-face, Chemmy-face, etc…) is tops on the list, my money’s on her bringing the pain.

Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks blurr-face

I appreciate your support. As a token of my gratitude, your death shall be quick and painless.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

you won't see me...

i’ll be hiding behind my bangs

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel like Mario

Always being one-upped and all

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 10:54 AM EST reply actions  

i did always prefer Luigi…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

You really want to live, doncha?

Hmmm, maybe I can try this “mercy” thing out, just for kicks.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

DAMNIT MABEL

Cuz of you and your distraction I’ve been using the wrong numbers for my cost analysis for the last half hour!

Bah, back to square one.

And she saz she’s not trying to get fired. Bull sh-t!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:00 AM EST reply actions  

Hey

I never said I wasn’t trying to get you fired by other means, I just can’t try to get you fired by cranking up the Tlusty scale. I’m creative, and have a new plan.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm...

Would look good in blue! I could see the leafs wearing the TML logo as a third. I’d buy it in TML blue.

by Kobra29 on Nov 20, 2008 11:04 AM EST reply actions  

what's emo...

about blue?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

what if

you would gladly accept as a gift, but not spend money on it? Jerseys are expensive…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

Oh LD

/shakes head, pulls out stabbing knife

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Much innocent blood has been spilt this day…

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

What?

Jerseys are expensive, but I like sleeping in them. IF someone’s willing to spend that amount of money on me I’d feel bad for not using it…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I can feel a wish list coming on.

This isn’t really that sort of crowd though, is it?

…what am I saying….

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

no wish list

not like these are real anyway

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea

like I would spend money on YOU

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

i knew that wasn't going to happen

but I can imagine, can’t i?

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I was

speaking to Mattblack

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

You slash me with your words!

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Quiet You

You never held the spam crown, thus your rights are limited

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s me told.

…..I think.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry

It’s just Winkle. Not someone with any authority or power.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s not the expense, LD. It’s the emo jersey. Have you no shame?

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

you were here during Bruins games

you know I bleed black and cry during classes

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

I cried during classes

When I was sober

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Stick figures suicides help me through my classes

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to bring my laptop

To classes, stick in a Futurama DVD and fire that sucker up with subtitles

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Aw really?

Winkle, let’s stop the fighting. Anyone who watches subtitled Futurama in class can’t be all bad, even if they do like Nickelback.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve seen people watching porn during classes, that’s when it’s really fun to pull out their earphones they have plugged into it

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Porn in class? Doesn’t that seem like something to do when (NSFW comment deleted due to being 435 on the Tlusty scale)

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm serious

I don’t know why…and I’d be embarrassed to do so in case the professor is talking about, like the Holocaust or something like that and I’m getting all hot and bothered?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

True Story

First year class, group presentations, one dood used his own laptop for a PowerPoint presentation, hooked it up to the projector and turned on his system… his Windows desktop had a pornographic wallpaper and everyone saw it… best part was, it was a professional presentation involving industry experts… they wanted to kick him out of the program but ended up failing him out of the class.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I resent

The nickelback comment

I can kiss and make up, but I still don’t trust you

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

You resemble

the Nickelback comment.

And I probably wouldn’t trust me either.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Resemble the Nickelback Comment?

Is that even English?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup. It is.

And I’ll take none of your sass, boy.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I still

Don’t understand how I resemble the Nickelback comment

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd explain it to you

but I don’t think I like you anymore. I read what you said about me. Hmpf.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I was

never under the impression that you liked me in the first place

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!?!

I always liked you, then you started to wage this campaign against me, and I had no choice but to take up arms against you.

In short? All. Your. Fault.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

You are

So overreactionary

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Said the pot to the kettle ;)

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by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't

you start

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Me? Hells no. You take that back or I’ll never speak to you again. EVER!

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Blah blah blah

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If I had a working laptop, I’d do something like that

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Except

My class mates started making me sit further up front so more people behind me can watch too, which made it hard to get away with if the prof moved around a bit.

Earphones would’ve been too obvious since we had smaller classes in upper years, plus with subtitles I could share the joy of Futurama with all.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

OBLIGATORY FUTURAMA QUOTE...

Big Brain: Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

They’ve got a lot of brains and they’ve got a lot of….chutzpah…

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Who doesn't cry during classes?

Well, me, but then again, I try to be drunk, and I’m not a weepy drunk.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

but do you hide it behind your bangs?

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I do kinda. I love having bangs.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought

You and LD were a team Mabel, what’s this?

Unrest within the ranks?

And you sleep in jerseys? I think that would annoy me, I like sleeping on my belly and having the crest there would irritate me.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

thing is

I sleep on my side, so I don’t feel it.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I always

Wake up to a puddle of drool next to me if I’m on my side

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Quiet you

LD and I are a team, she just needs to get some things straight, is all.

Keep trying to encourage dissension and I’ll have to carve you…

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Bring it

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

You are so all talk Winkle-face.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Guys, no fighting

not until we can place bets on the winner

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m running the floor :)

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Mabel in 3

She be harsh, word.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm all talk?

Speak for yourself. Half your posts are about taking someone’s life or inflicting serious injury or pain, but have you ever done anything to follow through?

I think not.

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Half of them, really? Have you done the math? I think you’ll find more than half of my posts are about sexytime dolls, ways to get through class or pure flirting. The rest are split between commenting on the Leafs, and threatening injury.

And ask Mattblack. I stabbed him in the arm as a warning just now.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I skip the other half of your posts

Because they make my NFSW-senses tingle in a NFSW manner.

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

you know what this thread needs?

MOAR SEXYTIME!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I knew

It was a bad idea to use “NFSW” near LD.

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I <3 Tlusty

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

ALT+3

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

3

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

see, I fail

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

but I am less than 3 Tlustys

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

good to know?

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re not alone in that respect, LD

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Not alone in what respect?

Failing, or being less than 3 Tlustys?

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Kinda both

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwww

You’re not that full of fail.

And I’m high enough on the Tlusty scale for everyone here.

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite full of sword now though, thanks to you!

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You are quite full of sword indeed.

You’re welcome!

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not alone in what respect?

Failing, or being less than 3 Tlustys?

by Mabel on Nov 20, 2008 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

failing to not be less than 3 Tlustys?

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I refer the honourable lady to the answer I gave some moments ago

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

okay...

ok, hold the alt key down.

press the number 3 on your ten key (got to be on a ten key)

release the alt key

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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I DID IT!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

YAY!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's

that guy with my tab?

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t make it work. :(

I haz a sad.

by dare_ on Nov 20, 2008 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

We’ll do one in velour for you, Winkle.

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Not sure I’d take it as a gift. The material is no good for waxing the car and the crest might scuff the finish….

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 20, 2008 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, that was unnecessary.

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by 1967ers on Nov 20, 2008 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It was

uncalled for but still funny

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

someone voted for the leafs to wear the jersey…?

obviously, i’m going to have to submit this design to MLSE, and watch the money come puring in. We all know they like things that sell!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:31 AM EST reply actions  

Great

Look what you’ve done

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

this is fun

what are you talking about Winkle-face?

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Great

Look what I’ve started

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

You know

some big wig in MLSE is gonna come across this photo, and make a minor tweak and start selling the jerseys without giving you any credit for it whatsoever…

by Karina on Nov 20, 2008 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

such is life...

however, the lynching that big-wig would receive, would make me happy not to have my name attached to it…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

true

but if you had all that money, wouldn’t it be make up for the disdain Leafs Nation would feel?

by Karina on Nov 20, 2008 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

True

But they’re already pretty high on my list, not sure that would change much

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Black the new blue?

Uhmm what happened to tradition and team colours? this is D-U-M Dumb!

...

by puckbuddy on Nov 20, 2008 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

thing is, it could be a REALLY dark blue…

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been considering banning blurr all morning for this jersey design.

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by Chemmy on Nov 20, 2008 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

ban blurr?

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m more of a My Chemical Romance kind of emo…but thanks!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a bit suprised no-one has raised this yet.

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

Practice?

blek

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no…black

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

That

is more tolerable cuz it’s practice and at least it has some cool patterns on it and the Leaf as well

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I detect a softening of your previously hard-line stance, Sir.

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I told you

I’m in a good mood

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s must have been meatloaf day in the canteen….

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

you know...

i was thinking about that when all this hate got thrown my way (btw – thanks PPP!)

i also thought, to make it even more emo, instead of white stripes, they should have barb-wire design wrapped around where the striping is…

and then i rememerbed, I’ve already pissed off 99% of you…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Wow

Barb-wire? Let’s mock it up!

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by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

razor slices?

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The remaining 1% of us

Really dig your groove though, man

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Blurr

You would make a great emo, and make them proud if that wouldn’t de-emo-ify them

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a practice jersey. They are meant to be lots of different colours.

They are most definitely not meant to cost $100 though.

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by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't look at the price

$100? Are you serious? Even the best replica jerseys are like only $99 here. I’ve seen authentic practice jerseys for like $50.

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Practice/Schmactice

In Communist Russia, Jerseys wear you!

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Jersey practice YOU!!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea

New Jersey really tends to bend you over.

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, that’s much better. Well played, LD.

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

in Soveit Russia...

LD Play YOU!!

Boreger Kings YOU!!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

LD Play YOU!!

Easy, tiger!

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by Mattblack on Nov 20, 2008 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's

Soveit Russia?

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

right next to

Soviet Russia, you knob

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it

When you talk dirty LD

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

what about not being NSFW?

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

this thread is now 7.2 tlustys

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Umm...

Not being not safe for work?

Wouldn’t that make it safe for work?

Double negatives FTW!

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by Winkle on Nov 20, 2008 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

You cant not dont read it!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

 me fail english? that’s unpossible!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you Idaho, too?

by bkblades on Nov 20, 2008 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

my cats breath smells like catfood

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a pop sensation!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It tastes like burning I bet.

by bkblades on Nov 20, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

My sash says aquaman!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I present to you

“Ralph Wiggum” By the Bloodhound Gang. enjoy!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

blood hound gang is the win.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yes they are

banana car FTW!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Which of course, children, is where?

Right next to Alaska, very good!

by bkblades on Nov 20, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see it from here!

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by loser domi on Nov 20, 2008 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i can smell it!

it smells like bore-ger king!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to read this whole tread and am for some reason imagining you are talking about char-broiled children bourgers.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

with refreshing sosa sola!

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