Leafs Emo Jersey
by PPP on Nov 20, 2008 10:00 AM EST
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All players must have bangs to go with this sweater
Glove tap to Blurr for the design
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WTF
is this garbage?
Is this their new third or something?
Retro 3rd’s were awesome, why not just stick with that?
The least they could do is add in the iconic maple leaf logo as shoulder patches.
Blah!
That shirt is too black, like my mood.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hockey Or Death!
“We’re not sad anymore, Mats. Black is the colour of our love.”
by general borschevsky on Nov 20, 2008 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
hahaha
Blurr just made it but maybe he can add the shoulder patches.
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I dunno
I kinda like it. Shame Wellwood is gone, I understand black is quite slimming.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
although i did it as a goof, it actually comes out looking better than all the other emo jerseys, of course it’s the leafs, so why wouldn’t it.
thanks for the glove tap PPP!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions
Glad its not real
But you still get a stabbing blurr
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
No Stabbing!
Add shoulder patches and send it to Icethetics and see what they say about it.
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HAHA
Buyers are winning so far!
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Gimme their names PPP
So I can add them to me stabbing list.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
All votes are confidential
/deletes record of his own vote
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Confidential, eh? Hmmm… that makes me think someone decided to buy this horrorshow, didn’t you PPP? Come on, you can tell me, I’m just sweet little Mabel, who would never do anything to hurt you…
i’d never buy it….
(pssst…PPP, delete my vote too please?!?!)
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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
OH GOD!
We’re in a lot of trouble now…
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Oh no you don't Mabel
Don’t you dare steal my violence thunder
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Me? Steal?
I’m not stealing nothing, certainly not your violence thunder. I’m just here with some violence lightning. One can’t exist without the other.
That's it
You’re on the list
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
What do you mean?
I’m on the list? What list? Why? Are you trying to deny that thunder doesn’t exist without lightning? You know what, forget it, you’re on MY list now!
You
Just made number one on the list
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Ooooooo
I’m soooooo scared. Winkle’s gonna get me. I’m shaking in my boots.
Or, no, wait. I’m the opposite of that. Bring it, sunshine. I’m not worried in the least. I mean, come on, you like Nickelback. How harmful could you actually be?
I'm not going to stab you
I’m just going to tie you down to a chair and glue a set of headphones to your ears and play every nickelback song on an infinite loop until your head explodes
And I DON’T listen to Nickelback, the bloody radio station that I listen to keeps reminding me that they have a new album out.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
that's very emo of you all...
"Death, you are my Bitch Lover! "
i’m still on a wedding crashers kick. late to the party and all
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Yay!
We made Winkle unhappy! We win!
(see what happens when you take away our favourite game “Let’s get Winkle fired”? We need new hobbies)
I'm pretty sure PPP
didn’t take that game away, he just waved a no-no finger at you but I don’t think his fingers have ever stopped you or LD before
I just realized that sounds dirty but screw it…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
His no-no finger?
Is it just me, or does that sound dirty?
And I’m pretty sure it was directed at everyone but me. I’m sugar, spice and all things nice. Check the transcripts. Anything bad I did I was driven to.
pfff....
man up mabel
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
i can't...
i already man’d up earlier this week. i’m all out of manning up…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
Well, Winkle can now see where it’ll happen: Chatty Cathy.
And usually it’s called the yes-yes-yes finger but that’s neither here nor there.
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yes yes finger...
now THAT sounds naw-tey
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The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's here
And I look forward to comments from PPP and his yes-yes-yes finger with great anticipation.
I proudly voted my approval of this. strikes a heroic pose
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
it was nice knowing ya...
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Oh Mattblack
I had such high hopes for you. You seemed like such a nice, sensible man. But I’m afraid that’s all over now, and I’m going to have to get all stabby.
What a waste.
No
Mattblack is mine, I had him on my list first, you go steal your own victims
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
There’s only one thing worse than not being talked about…
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
He's
low priority now
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I wouldn't worry
I’ll deal with this “priority” that Winkle has made me, then I’ll have some time on my hands, so I figure I’ll start on my list, and you’re still on it.
You might want to call them now to let them know so you can bask in some of their pride while you are still breating. I’m pretty efficient…
I intend to stay breating for some time, thank you :P
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
Smartass
That’s helping you climb the list. Pointing out my typos? Oh, you’d better believe that’s a paddlin’
A sword would be a bit harsh for a first offence.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
But I look so cool wielding a sword.
Fine. Can I use this huge cook’s knife, or will that offend your delicate sensibilities too?
Not as much as if you’d done a typo after the word ‘huge’ there.
Anyway, delicate sensibilities are the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
Yeah, I worried that I’d typo that too…
Anyway, delicate sensibilities are the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
You’ve obviously figured out that I’m a sucker for wordplay, but that still won’t save you. Hold still dammit!
Fine, do your worst.
I’ll be the most hardcore on the 13th floor now.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
the jesey make be black
but not as black as my soul
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
The Atlantic Ocean Won't Save You!
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What do we burn besides witches?
MORE WITCHES!!!
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Wow...
this jersey must have the power of a thousand emo’s to create such an emotional reaction…
does that make it a success?
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:45 AM EST reply actions
you be careful
you’re skating on thin-enough ice as it is blurr-face
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
winkle-face...
seeing as how mabel-face (i like this “face” thing, PPP-face, Chemmy-face, etc…) is tops on the list, my money’s on her bringing the pain.
Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks blurr-face
I appreciate your support. As a token of my gratitude, your death shall be quick and painless.
you won't see me...
i’ll be hiding behind my bangs
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
I feel like Mario
Always being one-upped and all
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
i did always prefer Luigi…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
DAMNIT MABEL
Cuz of you and your distraction I’ve been using the wrong numbers for my cost analysis for the last half hour!
Bah, back to square one.
And she saz she’s not trying to get fired. Bull sh-t!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hmm...
Would look good in blue! I could see the leafs wearing the TML logo as a third. I’d buy it in TML blue.
what's emo...
about blue?
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
what if
you would gladly accept as a gift, but not spend money on it? Jerseys are expensive…
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What?
Jerseys are expensive, but I like sleeping in them. IF someone’s willing to spend that amount of money on me I’d feel bad for not using it…
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I can feel a wish list coming on.
This isn’t really that sort of crowd though, is it?
…what am I saying….
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
no wish list
not like these are real anyway
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Yea
like I would spend money on YOU
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
i knew that wasn't going to happen
but I can imagine, can’t i?
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I was
speaking to Mattblack
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Quiet You
You never held the spam crown, thus your rights are limited
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
you were here during Bruins games
you know I bleed black and cry during classes
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To be fair
I cried during classes
When I was sober
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Stick figures suicides help me through my classes
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I used to bring my laptop
To classes, stick in a Futurama DVD and fire that sucker up with subtitles
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Aw really?
Winkle, let’s stop the fighting. Anyone who watches subtitled Futurama in class can’t be all bad, even if they do like Nickelback.
I’ve seen people watching porn during classes, that’s when it’s really fun to pull out their earphones they have plugged into it
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Really?
Porn in class? Doesn’t that seem like something to do when (NSFW comment deleted due to being 435 on the Tlusty scale)
I'm serious
I don’t know why…and I’d be embarrassed to do so in case the professor is talking about, like the Holocaust or something like that and I’m getting all hot and bothered?
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True Story
First year class, group presentations, one dood used his own laptop for a PowerPoint presentation, hooked it up to the projector and turned on his system… his Windows desktop had a pornographic wallpaper and everyone saw it… best part was, it was a professional presentation involving industry experts… they wanted to kick him out of the program but ended up failing him out of the class.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I resent
The nickelback comment
I can kiss and make up, but I still don’t trust you
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Resemble the Nickelback Comment?
Is that even English?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I still
Don’t understand how I resemble the Nickelback comment
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I was
never under the impression that you liked me in the first place
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
WHAT?!?!?!
I always liked you, then you started to wage this campaign against me, and I had no choice but to take up arms against you.
In short? All. Your. Fault.
You are
So overreactionary
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Said the pot to the kettle ;)
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If I had a working laptop, I’d do something like that
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Except
My class mates started making me sit further up front so more people behind me can watch too, which made it hard to get away with if the prof moved around a bit.
Earphones would’ve been too obvious since we had smaller classes in upper years, plus with subtitles I could share the joy of Futurama with all.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
OBLIGATORY FUTURAMA QUOTE...
Big Brain: Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Who doesn't cry during classes?
Well, me, but then again, I try to be drunk, and I’m not a weepy drunk.
I thought
You and LD were a team Mabel, what’s this?
Unrest within the ranks?
And you sleep in jerseys? I think that would annoy me, I like sleeping on my belly and having the crest there would irritate me.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
thing is
I sleep on my side, so I don’t feel it.
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Quiet you
LD and I are a team, she just needs to get some things straight, is all.
Keep trying to encourage dissension and I’ll have to carve you…
Guys, no fighting
not until we can place bets on the winner
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I'm all talk?
Speak for yourself. Half your posts are about taking someone’s life or inflicting serious injury or pain, but have you ever done anything to follow through?
I think not.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Half of them, really? Have you done the math? I think you’ll find more than half of my posts are about sexytime dolls, ways to get through class or pure flirting. The rest are split between commenting on the Leafs, and threatening injury.
And ask Mattblack. I stabbed him in the arm as a warning just now.
I skip the other half of your posts
Because they make my NFSW-senses tingle in a NFSW manner.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
you know what this thread needs?
MOAR SEXYTIME!
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I knew
It was a bad idea to use “NFSW” near LD.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
ALT+3
♥
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The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
okay...
ok, hold the alt key down.
press the number 3 on your ten key (got to be on a ten key)
release the alt key
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The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
YAY!
♥
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
someone voted for the leafs to wear the jersey…?
obviously, i’m going to have to submit this design to MLSE, and watch the money come puring in. We all know they like things that sell!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
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by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 11:31 AM EST reply actions
Great
Look what you’ve done
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
this is fun
what are you talking about Winkle-face?
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You know
some big wig in MLSE is gonna come across this photo, and make a minor tweak and start selling the jerseys without giving you any credit for it whatsoever…
by Karina on Nov 20, 2008 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
such is life...
however, the lynching that big-wig would receive, would make me happy not to have my name attached to it…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
true
but if you had all that money, wouldn’t it be make up for the disdain Leafs Nation would feel?
by Karina on Nov 20, 2008 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve been considering banning blurr all morning for this jersey design.
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ban blurr?
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
i’m more of a My Chemical Romance kind of emo…but thanks!
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
That
is more tolerable cuz it’s practice and at least it has some cool patterns on it and the Leaf as well
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I detect a softening of your previously hard-line stance, Sir.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
I told you
I’m in a good mood
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
you know...
i was thinking about that when all this hate got thrown my way (btw – thanks PPP!)
i also thought, to make it even more emo, instead of white stripes, they should have barb-wire design wrapped around where the striping is…
and then i rememerbed, I’ve already pissed off 99% of you…
Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Wow
Barb-wire? Let’s mock it up!
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The remaining 1% of us
Really dig your groove though, man
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
It’s a practice jersey. They are meant to be lots of different colours.
They are most definitely not meant to cost $100 though.
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I didn't look at the price
$100? Are you serious? Even the best replica jerseys are like only $99 here. I’ve seen authentic practice jerseys for like $50.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Practice/Schmactice
In Communist Russia, Jerseys wear you!
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
in Soveit Russia...
LD Play YOU!!
Boreger Kings YOU!!
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Where's
Soveit Russia?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I like it
When you talk dirty LD
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Umm...
Not being not safe for work?
Wouldn’t that make it safe for work?
Double negatives FTW!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You cant not dont read it!
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
my cats breath smells like catfood
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
My sash says aquaman!
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
I present to you
“Ralph Wiggum” By the Bloodhound Gang. enjoy!
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blood hound gang is the win.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
i can smell it!
it smells like bore-ger king!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Nov 20, 2008 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
I’m too lazy to read this whole tread and am for some reason imagining you are talking about char-broiled children bourgers.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 20, 2008 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
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