Game Thread # 2: WEN-DEL! WEN-DEL! WEN-DEL!
by PPP on Nov 22, 2008 8:30 PM EST
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Are the Leafs doing Wendel proud? I can't tell you. Honestly, I can't comment from the game suckers!
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PPP
quit rubbing it in! I know Chemmy’s hot to trot and all, but you’ve no need to brag!
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with a reble yell
she cried moore, moore, moore…
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hug cam!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
He must have bodychecked someone so hard that his own shockwave hurt him.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
still
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
en francais
noooooooooooon!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
blackhawks
more like black COCKS, amirite?
/12 year old humour
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so they are bigger than white hawks?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
SANAMABITCH
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:42 PM EST reply actions
PONI!!!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:44 PM EST reply actions
Pokahonkey Trickler
that sounds like a very bad, very wrong porno
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
almost as bad as
PornikaWHOREsky and the Ukraine Train
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Pokahonkey Trickler
was my go-to move at the drive-in when i was in high school.
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how ...
does one pull a Pokahonkey Trickler?
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You can’t be told, only shown
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
does it involve alcoholic beverages and sliding down your arm juuuuuuuuuust like thiiiiiiis?
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damnit, your giving away all my moves!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
I can't get into details right now, but...
If i were to use it in a sentance, it would be:
“Yeah, she wasn’t really into it at the start. Then I gave her the ol’ Pokahoneky Trickler, and she was good to go.”
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This just in
I hate PPP and Chemmy still
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:49 PM EST reply actions
but they make such a cute couple
Chemmy is all engineery and smart, PPP’s the hot Latin Lover, they just set each other off and compliment each other so well
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just blackmail em
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
they could certainly do worse than each other
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they do complement each other nicely, I can only hope to find someone half as perfect for me
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Archemides
they played our sing! awwww…(the enterprise commercial)
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the enterprise commercials
Went from being the bane of my existence, to making me laugh and smile every time I see them
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they fill me with a blind rage
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
it makes me think of the time we tore it apart, and it makes me smile
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i think the same thing every time i hear that alarm force ad
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
“Listen, you crazy old hag… What do you want me to say? The rental IS expensive, alright? I’ve just been telling you it isn’t so you’d leave me the hell alone about it, but clearly thats not going to happen, so just DEAL WITH IT. THE CAR IS EXPENSIVE. Do you feel better now? Jeez I hate you”
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"if it wasn't expensive, why didn't you get me a bigger car?"
“jesus christ you’re just one old lady! You’re lucky you aren’t riding in the trunk!”
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“good time to tell you that were not going on a trip, I’m taking you to a home you old bag!”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
A BIGGER CAR?
REALLY? THAT’S the problem? Do you want cost-effectiveness and efficiency, or do you just want a big car? Do you even CARE wether it’s expensive or not, or are you just asking because its the only topic your shriveled senile brain can come to terms with. Train tickets don’t cost a nickel anymore lady, and with the economy the way it is, you should be gratefull that you’re getting any car at all.
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Im glad
you said it first this time. Usually it’s just me stondedly admitting it
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it’s mutual, but still makes me giggle when you do it for some reason
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and I have been drinking
big surprise, right?
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does anyone else
think Scott Morrison needs a sandwich and a bath?
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resisting….easy….gay…joke…
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Scuttlebutt? Yes. Decent? No.
Milbury and Strachan got into a purse swinging incident during the Hot Stove.
Milbury claimed that the Leafs are waffling/taking too much time to make an offer to Burke and they might be in danger of losing him to other suitors out there.
Strach coughed up half a lung, called Milbury on it and said: “Name one.”
At that point Milbury pulled out his compac and reapplied his rouge.
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Wendel Clark is so awesome
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:00 PM EST reply actions
Wendel Clark CAN Judge A Book By It's Cover
And did.
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Wendel Clark can win a game of Connect Four in three moves
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Wendel Clark counted to infinity, twice
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Wendel Clark's charisma
can be seen from space
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Wendel Clark
Doesn’t sleep, he waits
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Wendel Clark
has no ‘ctrl’ button on his computer.
Wendel Clark is ALWAYS in control
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Wendel Clark doesn’t go hunting, because hunting implys failure. Wendel Clark goes killing
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If you can see Wendel Clark he can see you, if you cant see Wendel Clark you are only seconds away from death
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Eh!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
who has two thumbs and loves Wendel Clark?
This Guy!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
ummm
can I repeat how awesome those mustaches are?
everytime i see a four year old kid wearing one i just burst out
SO AWESOME
God Wendel fucking rules
All this week I was telling my coworkers “It’s wendel day on saturday” and the responses ranged from “Eh..” to “who?”
Friggin canucks fans..
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
did you punch their blood out? It is legal by Wendel Law
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
the majority of responce I got was...
“Durrrrrrrr leafs suck”
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well atleast now you get to say “wow its a good thing you have Luongo eh?”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I will be getting some excellent mileage out of that one, RUBBIN IT IN!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Dunno, apparently he heard a popping sound coming from his groin, so that can’t be good..
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
pop goes Luongo
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
I think they went to school with Phil McCrakin
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
And Laird Maballs
that doesn’t even make sense, but I’m still laughing
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so I says to Maballs I says
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Blueballs
Is no laughing matter
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Seems like
Something Lil’ Jon would enjoy.
Waiter: “What’ll you have to drink?”
Lil Jon: ’Mah BAWWWWWWWWLS"
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“Your team just went from one Luongo away from being shitty to shitty”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
It was pretty fun
taking over their building with about 10000 other Leafs fans last week – the result, not so much
But their version of “leafs suck” STILL sounded like “we suck” there’s always that
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Lazy hippies cant even pronunciate
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Common misconception that the canucks fans are hippies – the hippy types are too busy smoking weed or protesting the olympics to go to hockey games. Plus they can’t really follow anything more organized than hackey-sack.
The Canucks fans are more just the generic morons in any city
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but calling them hippies pisses em off, so it works
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
eeeewww
Hippies, they have acid in their skin!! AHHHHH GET IT OFF ME!!
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they also eat babies
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
hahah
the old california baby sandwich
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“dude, I could totally go for a baby right now”
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
you know what would REALLY hit the spot?
An infant child.
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the other other white meat
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
a modest proposal, babies are so sweet and tender, you could eat them with a spoon
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not to mention soft
man, babies are soft
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no need to tenderize
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I like to...
Let them sit surrounded with different seasonings for a while before eating
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This is an idea
That should get run past some of our internation aides.
“Starving? No food? Have you guys tried eating your own babies yet? NO?!? Well, have I got good news for you.”
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not only are they delicious, but they are so fun to plant!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Abe Lincoln...
Never admitted to eating babies.
He ALSO never admitted to NOT eating babies.
Maybe because he was too busy EATING BABIES.
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i can't stop laughing at that
+1, good sir
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But I’m in Vancouver and I’m not a hippie :( It gives me a sad
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Well I was born here, but grew up in Victoria..
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Victoria is respectable like
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I’d move back in a second if my work was there :(
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I heard it on Monday.. friggin peen-asses. I managed to give the 24 hours rag a miss though, I’m sure commentary went along the lines of “Those sucky sucks sure sucked a suck while sucking! Ha ha ha ha!” And that’s by the columnists, the letters were even less coherent.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
And that’s why the Canucks will never honour any players in the next 10 years at least..
Bure? Douche.
Naslund? Skipped town on the redeye.
Luongo? Shortly to be traded to a contender.
Linden? ..Yeah ok, him
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Who?
“Well, he’s like Trevor Linden, if Trevor Linden was the epitome of what a hockey player is and not a glorified second liner”
A linden who could fight.. and hit.. and score..
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
and not generally suck
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Huet
looks like he could choke a bitch right now
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Goddamnit Jason Blake
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:18 PM EST reply actions
He can’t help it, he just HATES LOGOS SO MUCH.
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I think he’s a racist, he shot extra hard at that indian head
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Rogers and Tim Horton's
Have supplanted McCain’s as ‘Worst Commercial Makers Among Major Canadian Companies’
Does McCain even make commercials anymore?
McCain
I dunno, but teh mushroom soup ad drives me bonkers. I suspect it’s because I hate mushrooms
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Mushrooms suck
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
mushrooms
are like cookable plant boogers
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best description ever
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
welll
they’re all slimy and grey looking…
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and....
Great if you’re not busy for about 2 days
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wait...
you talking about magic mushrooms or normal ones?
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Is it just me...
…or has Schenn struggled of late?
To my eyes, he seems to be losing a step as the season progresses.
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I think
the cross-country trip had a lot to do with it.
4 time zones in a week and a half is not something a kid his age would be used to.
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He’s just less noticable from what ive seen
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
fucking eager
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:29 PM EST reply actions
Leafs look terrible…the gap between the Leafs D and the wings is huge. Hawks have way too many options when they work the puck back to the point.
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the way the leafs are running around...
…It’s like Paul Maurice snuck behind the bench
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I think this is that week off showing now
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:31 PM EST reply actions
I think it bares mentioning...
That I’ve got no idea whats going on in the game, and in fact, have not been able to watch any of it
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of course
oh, dare is watching, we better let Chicago score a few
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EPIC FAIL
and I don’t even know what I did there
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whatever the leafs have got, apparently it’s contagious!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
SHOOOOOOOT
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:36 PM EST reply actions
and
The Bruins just pulled ahead of the Habs!
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Habs have the more irritating fans, by far
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
they’ve really stepped up and jumped ahead of Sens fans this year
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
KUBI!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:38 PM EST reply actions
not enough finging
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
GAH!
so tense!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:39 PM EST reply actions
Kubina
Seems like he’s the best D-man tonight, by far.. Kabs hasn’t been terrible but all the other D has been.. Yick
Agreed.
And I don’t think I’ve seen Frogen since the second period, which says a lot given how badly the rest of the crew has played.
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Frogger got hurt in the second
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Frogren got broken with an upper body injury of some kind
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
his sprinkles are also cursed
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
i believe the injury
Sprouted from some bad potassium benzonate
(thats bad)
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thank you
I forgot what the chemical was
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Thanks
I missed most of the secong putting the kids to bed…I presumed he was in Wilson’s doghouse.
With Cola, Frogen and Van Ryn hurt, I can’t wait to read all of the retractions over those “Leafs need to trade a D now” articles.
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OVERTIME
PPP and ChemmyChem are getting their monies worth
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:41 PM EST reply actions
very nice!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
God damn shut up about Campbell, seriously
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:42 PM EST reply actions
I noticed Hughson spoogifying about Campbell even back in his Canucks play by play days.. he wuvs campbell!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK SAKES
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:43 PM EST reply actions
Finger got pwnd
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:44 PM EST reply actions
was it fucking eager who got that? I didn’t see
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Bolland
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
MEH
once again, too much time on the points…and Finger burned again.
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i can safely assume...
We lost?
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both of em
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Screw the habs and bruins I m gonna watch the ducks and stars on NHL Centre Ice.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
FUTURAMA!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yer right. We need the playoffs like a hole in the head
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
And I hate to say it but Luke Schenn has looked very ordinary as of late.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I’m more interested in seeing how Burke handles it.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Is there even a market for Kulemin and Tlusty? Or by gone do you just mean waivers/Marlies/KHL?
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I think if Burke can trade them to a Western team whose farm team he knows well for a big Canadian like Mitchell he will do it.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
A big Canadian prospect I mean – someone whose in th AHL that we don’t know about
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if Burke will go after a goalie? or will he stick w Toskala?
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Completely agree. Earlier in this thread folks were wondering if maybe he was tired…I think his game has either regressed or platueaued.
Re. Burke, at least Scheen’s a big Canadian kid, which reduces the odds of him going anywhere…
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Oh he’s safe in a Burke regime without a doubt. But Burke would have no qualms about sending back to Jr.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Me too but he isn’t a Burke type of player at all.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I would also tell Poni to not buy a house anytime soon
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
He’s got a $1.5M cap hit and only one more year before he’s an RFA. I’d love to know what the market is for that combo.
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I think yoiu would get a taker for Kulemin. He has a lot of upside.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Sure there’d be takers. He’s a former second round draft pick, only 21 years old, and he’s playing on the Leafs top line. He’s also had some success on the shoot-out.
But I’d love to know what the return would be. For me, it would have to be a heckuva package to move him.
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I hope so. I would hate to see him traded for a player to be named later or something similar
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry which comment were you resp to Godd?
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
I. European
2. Physical – a little but not near nasty enough
3. European
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
off the top of my head...
Unlike those bruisers Henrik and Daniel Sedin.
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I think Burke will forgive European heritage if you have huge upside and tremendous skill. I don’t think he will go for “average” European players
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
FWIW I think Stralman has huge upside too but I don’t think Wilson is that fond of him either.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
yeah. I guess Schenn’s rise has been Stralman’s fall.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Brian Burke
is the same guy who traded up to draft the Sedins – I think (And hope) that the ‘anti-Euro bias’ thing is a bit of a red herring
kim wouldn't have to know
just a little bit on the side, baby, it doesn’t mean anything…
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If Milbury is to believed this may all be moot...
The Leafs have bungled things with Burke.
Also, Milbury has apparently traded one of his kids for a half-empty box of stale Ritz crackers and a broken cellphone.
Tomorrow he’s announcing that he’s signed a 15 year contract with his cellphone provider.
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My Mom says Sundin is signing with Jokerit
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
That will be Eklund’s first post on Sunday morning with an e3
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You beat me to it
So I’ll go with Blatch’s couch.
(which conjures up some ugly thoughts)
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Blatch’s couch is a cot in a tent in Afghanistan.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
If only...
Preferrably it’s a location very far from wi-fi, phone or fax.
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Worst Blatch moment ever:
Describing a dead Toronto Policeman as having “a yummy hint of a tummy”
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
It's amazing
that CBC can’t develop primetime comedy when they have ‘Strach and Blatch’ staring them in the face…
I think a MMA cage match with most of Canada’s columnists would be the highest ranked program in Canadian history. Who wouldn’t turn in to see Leah McLaren take a chair shot from Rebecca Eckler?
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CBC couldn’t develop a prime time comedy if someone gave them a billion dollars.
Oh wait…..
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'm heading over to the other thread
hopefully we can take some shots at the CBC, Benmurgi, and Rosie DiManno over there…
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true, I’d say send him down but with all the injuries they have now…
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I wanted them to pull a win out for Wendel
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Leafs win?
for Wendel would have been every nice
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Leafs win
For any reason is nice
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i thought losses were
good with the whole rebiuiding thing
GAH I dunno
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Yeah, good now, doesnt make it suck less now
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps its the way I'm wired
But I just can’t cheer for a leafs loss, regardless of circumstance.
(Unles they were playing against a team that had Wendel and Gilmour)
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Leafs losing still sucks for me, then again I’m kinda new to Leafs Fandom compared to some of you guys
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it sucks for us all, we just see a light at the end of the title
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 22, 2008 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
a propos of nothing
If I were chara’s size, I’d totally walk around saying stuff like “I will not eat you little villager”
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I'd carry a club
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
and using normal sized humans as armrests
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We
Are awesome
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Says that they got carried away with long passes.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Short presser over. Snarled at two reporters.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Almost – the last reporter asked about how they used to have poor starts and now a poor finish.
Wilson was like: WELL YOU HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING!!!
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Jared
have I told you lately that I love you?
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Is that Van Morrisson...
…or, ick, Rod Stewart that you’re covering?
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I wasn’;t covering, but I was just checking. I think even Jared needs to hear that one in a while
and did the Habs play Evanescence? that;s almost giggle inducing
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They play some seriously awful music. Half the time it sounds like some euro disco
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 22, 2008 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
They love that track that goes
“heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, hey babayyyyyyyyy”
But it’s in french, and I have no idea how the rest of the song goes
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
does the rest of it go
“I wannnna knoooooooooooooooooow if you’ll be my girl”?
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I think thats the one...
They play it in French, however.
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
any idea
what its called?
I hate it, but I want to listen to it on my own terms
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
not original,
but sounds like what they do @ Bell centre Bell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0GIaJuan9Y
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fantatic
a garbage, crap song.
But fantastic
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
yahoo answers (for lack of a btter source)
says “Written by Bruce Channel and Margaret Cobb”
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Heyyy LD….
I wanna knowwwwwowwwwowwwwwww
If you’ll be my girl
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks
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by Archimedies on Nov 22, 2008 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Euro Disco in Montreal?
I’m shocked and stunned
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At least the habs lost
that is all.
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I just realized
Montreal has a 100 annees/years logo on centre ice
I was all “but that;s not the Habs logo…maybe they’re in Boston….but that’s not the Bostom Logo and they had teh Roy thing, they wouldn’t do a banner raising in another stadium…”
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Too many long passes up the middle LD
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
i know
i totally fanned out on that shot and fell on my face
(did I do that right?)
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Yep. You summed it up better than Greg Millen could.
by The Meatriarchy on Nov 22, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
PART THREE IS UP
head on over : http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2008/11/22/667874/game-thread-3-wendel-once
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