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Preview: Battle of Ontario Round 2

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"I have to play smart, I have to take care of my own end first," said Deveaux, who was a teammate in junior with centre Matt Stajan with the Belleville Bulls in the Ontario Hockey League.

Oh Godd no! Another Belleville Bull! Don't forget to choose another number rook.

REMEMBER YOUR SPG PICKS

Star-divide

I hope that the sens wear their new jerseys tonight!

So, how many is that now, Roy? Eight? Nine? I'm pretty sure it's nine. We've been in the League for 16 years, and we've had nine different jerseys. Look, I understand how you want to milk us for everything we have...after all, "fan" is short for "fanatic" and those skull waxes ain't going to pay for themselves. But could you at least pretend you're putting a little effort into it? Your latest bit of marketing "genius", following hard on the footsteps of our friend Spartacus and (blech) "A Force United!" looks like it was cobbled together by very enthusiastic yet slightly delayed preschoolers.

Poor Eugene. Lost his company, under investigation, and trying to revive the team with new jerseys.

James Gordon, of the actually quite good newspaper blog Hockey Capital in the Ottawa Citizen, picks up on one of the more obscure potential digs about the new jersey...err uniform system:

Say you're a Florida Panthers fan who got some free tickets to a game for being alive. You might go to the game, see "Sens," and wonder: "What exactly is a Sen?" You might even go home and Google "definition of Sen." If you did that, you would get sites that provide definitions like:

- "The term 'Special Educational Needs', or SEN, has a legal definition." - BBC

That is both hilarious and quite fitting. Not to belittle those that work with those with special needs but maybe an educational campaign aimed at rectifying the defect that is senators fandom could be launched to help those poor unfortunate sould. Things in ottawa are so bad that even "national affairs" writers can pick the club apart:

You could look long and hard but you will not find a more frank or critical piece written on the Ottawa Senators and their recent history than the sledgehammer that Jeffrey Simpson brought down today in the Globe and Mail.

Perhaps it takes the perspective of the outsider which might be the reason that no local beat writer has taken on the task of penning such a thought out and all-encompassing take on the Senators precipitous drop of the last two seasons.

Jeremy Milks tries valiantly to respond to the criticism in a balanced way (he succeeds while Graeme Nichols flails about like a scorned woman) but the conclusion is a painful one:

There are worse places to be.

Like Tampa.

At least the Senators don't have their nickname on the front of their...errr.. nevermind.

Painful for them of course, not for us. While we still can, let's take a look at something else that must be painful for senators fans:


Northeast Standings

GPWLOTLPT
Boston 22 14 4 4 32
Montreal 21 12 5 4 28
Buffalo 21 10 8 3 23
Toronto 21 7 9 5 19
Ottawa 20 7 9 4 18

(updated 11.27.2008 at 8:01 AM EST)


SENShobo has a comprehensive preview for the game tonight and brings up a hopeful thought: 

If there was a night for a smoldering rivalry to burst into flames again, it’s hard to imagine a better one than at home against the Leafs.

Just please, Andre, Leafs, don’t look to make an impression on Leafs fans, part II, with White’s and Fletcher’s advice on how you should play.

In case you were wondering how best to make a great first impression Andre:

If you are a quick typer, tonight Scarlett Ice will be hosting a Battle of Ontario liveblog using Cover It Live. I'll be by in the intermissions (here too of course) to rub salt in the sens fans' wounds as the Leafs open the gap over their provincial rivals.

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“Battle” has become such a misnomer, this match-up needs to be renamed:

Two teams fighting over last place in the Skirmish of Ontario. Or, it’s the meeting of two sub-.500 squads in the Hassle of Ontario.

If it were Saturday night, we could re-title it Minor Incident in Kanata.

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

the police action of ontario!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the Catfight of Ontario?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the wet t-shirt contest of Ontario?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

purse-swinging contest of Ontario…

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We have a winner!

Or as mattblack would say:
handbags in ontario

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the bitchslap fest of Ontario?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say “retarded slapfight” but yours is too close to that!

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

careful boys

you don’t want to break a nail or anything

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Id rather the wet tshirt contest, toronto has way hotter women than ottawa

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can give you handbags in Quebec….

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 27, 2008 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, I could live with loosing every game this season as long as we swept the Senators

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HAha

Alfredsen got knocked the fuck out!

Rebuilding, not tanking

by Haeyena on Nov 27, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Everything is fine

McAmmond has a cold

Rebuilding, not tanking

by Haeyena on Nov 27, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Because SOMEONE needs to say it:

Even though it goes without saying…

SENS SUCK

That is all

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 3:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Funnily enough, I think the Sens know it, too.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 4:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's safely a foregone conclusion...

That Andre “Bell Biv” Deveaux will drop the gloves and throw fisticuffs tonight, c’rect?

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 4:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

it is what we all hope for, prefferably against one of the more douchey sens, with neil out who would that be?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A douchey Sen?

Kind of hard NOT to find one, isn’t it?

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

touche

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Andre "Bell Biv" Deveaux

much better than me making the French connection of veau, which is veal

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

er,

veau = veal

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For sure...

That dude is POISON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he says to me

You can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night, you can do me when you wanna do me

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

bowchickawowow

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who is the dude with the moustache? Looks like Terry Johnson is back….

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 27, 2008 4:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

thats Hollweg, apparently he didnt think acting like a douche was enough he had to look like one too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He looks like a man with a spade and some rope in the boot of his car now.

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!

by Mattblack on Nov 27, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that’s a bad stache.

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 27, 2008 4:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it scares me

Hollweg has to cook that stache breakfast in the morning

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know what Hollweg likes about those high school girls?

He gets older, they stay the same age.

p.s. Hollweg is now Wooderson.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 4:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Terry Johnson

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 27, 2008 4:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I'll be there

If the game gets dull and you hear a drunk fan trying to start a “WEN-DEL” chant, that’s me. Wave at your TV.

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Nov 27, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hrm.

Don’t think I get this one tonight.

Although I have hockey practice anyways, so I’d have missed the periods where the Leafs actually wake up, anyways.

Let the purse swinging begin!

by dare_ on Nov 27, 2008 6:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

owie

quite pulling my hair!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, quite.

teensy fail

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Start this damned game already!

I snagged my roomates laptop, so I dont have to turn my head to write. I’ve got a smoking device in one hand and the remote in the other.

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 6:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

sounds sweet

if only they were showing the game in Vancouver :(

by Karina on Nov 27, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but wait a minute...
I’ve got a smoking device in one hand and the remote in the other.

how do you plan to type?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa...

WHOA….

You just blew my mind

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

dammit...

why’d she have to think of that?

by Karina on Nov 27, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Voice2text bong attachment

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

whoa man

you just blew MY mind. LD Mind = blown

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Think about it for a second though..

Don’t we all (as a society in general) usually have our hands full when we’re trying to accomplish something? So much so that we tend to get in our own way, and force something to the backburner that possibly should take precedence?

No?

Damn.

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

your brain

isn’t shutting down is it?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you man, are living the liiiife, the HIGH life, if you know what I mean (hurr hurr)

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup!

Yezzur.

Uh-huh.

Yes, I am. Would probably be the main bullet point of this post/

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

I feel a spam crown win coming.

Game Thread goes up in TWO MINUTES.

Follow the bread crumbs.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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