Preview: Battle of Ontario Round 2
Pre-Game: 7:00 p.m., Leafs TV
Broadcast: 7:30 p.m., Sportsnet, Leafs TV Interactive, AM640
Post-Game: 10:00 p.m. Leafs TV
Post Video: mapleleafs.com
Mmmmmm, Feisty!
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"I have to play smart, I have to take care of my own end first," said Deveaux, who was a teammate in junior with centre Matt Stajan with the Belleville Bulls in the Ontario Hockey League.
Oh Godd no! Another Belleville Bull! Don't forget to choose another number rook.
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I hope that the sens wear their new jerseys tonight!
So, how many is that now, Roy? Eight? Nine? I'm pretty sure it's nine. We've been in the League for 16 years, and we've had nine different jerseys. Look, I understand how you want to milk us for everything we have...after all, "fan" is short for "fanatic" and those skull waxes ain't going to pay for themselves. But could you at least pretend you're putting a little effort into it? Your latest bit of marketing "genius", following hard on the footsteps of our friend Spartacus and (blech) "A Force United!" looks like it was cobbled together by very enthusiastic yet slightly delayed preschoolers.
Poor Eugene. Lost his company, under investigation, and trying to revive the team with new jerseys.
James Gordon, of the actually quite good newspaper blog Hockey Capital in the Ottawa Citizen, picks up on one of the more obscure potential digs about the new jersey...err uniform system:
Say you're a Florida Panthers fan who got some free tickets to a game for being alive. You might go to the game, see "Sens," and wonder: "What exactly is a Sen?" You might even go home and Google "definition of Sen." If you did that, you would get sites that provide definitions like:
- "The term 'Special Educational Needs', or SEN, has a legal definition." - BBC
That is both hilarious and quite fitting. Not to belittle those that work with those with special needs but maybe an educational campaign aimed at rectifying the defect that is senators fandom could be launched to help those poor unfortunate sould. Things in ottawa are so bad that even "national affairs" writers can pick the club apart:
You could look long and hard but you will not find a more frank or critical piece written on the Ottawa Senators and their recent history than the sledgehammer that Jeffrey Simpson brought down today in the Globe and Mail.
Perhaps it takes the perspective of the outsider which might be the reason that no local beat writer has taken on the task of penning such a thought out and all-encompassing take on the Senators precipitous drop of the last two seasons.
Jeremy Milks tries valiantly to respond to the criticism in a balanced way (he succeeds while Graeme Nichols flails about like a scorned woman) but the conclusion is a painful one:
There are worse places to be.
Like Tampa.
At least the Senators don't have their nickname on the front of their...errr.. nevermind.
Painful for them of course, not for us. While we still can, let's take a look at something else that must be painful for senators fans:
SENShobo has a comprehensive preview for the game tonight and brings up a hopeful thought:
If there was a night for a smoldering rivalry to burst into flames again, it’s hard to imagine a better one than at home against the Leafs.
Just please, Andre, Leafs, don’t look to make an impression on Leafs fans, part II, with White’s and Fletcher’s advice on how you should play.
In case you were wondering how best to make a great first impression Andre:
If you are a quick typer, tonight Scarlett Ice will be hosting a Battle of Ontario liveblog using Cover It Live. I'll be by in the intermissions (here too of course) to rub salt in the sens fans' wounds as the Leafs open the gap over their provincial rivals.
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“Battle” has become such a misnomer, this match-up needs to be renamed:
Two teams fighting over last place in the Skirmish of Ontario. Or, it’s the meeting of two sub-.500 squads in the Hassle of Ontario.
If it were Saturday night, we could re-title it Minor Incident in Kanata.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
the police action of ontario!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the Catfight of Ontario?
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the wet t-shirt contest of Ontario?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
purse-swinging contest of Ontario…
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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We have a winner!
Or as mattblack would say:
handbags in ontario
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by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the bitchslap fest of Ontario?
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna say “retarded slapfight” but yours is too close to that!
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
careful boys
you don’t want to break a nail or anything
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Id rather the wet tshirt contest, toronto has way hotter women than ottawa
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can give you handbags in Quebec….

If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
by Mattblack on Nov 27, 2008 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I could live with loosing every game this season as long as we swept the Senators
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
HAha
Alfredsen got knocked the fuck out!
Rebuilding, not tanking
by Haeyena on Nov 27, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Everything is fine
McAmmond has a cold
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by Haeyena on Nov 27, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Because SOMEONE needs to say it:
Even though it goes without saying…
SENS SUCK
That is all
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 3:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Funnily enough, I think the Sens know it, too.
by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's safely a foregone conclusion...
That Andre “Bell Biv” Deveaux will drop the gloves and throw fisticuffs tonight, c’rect?
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 4:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
it is what we all hope for, prefferably against one of the more douchey sens, with neil out who would that be?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A douchey Sen?
Kind of hard NOT to find one, isn’t it?
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
touche
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Andre "Bell Biv" Deveaux
much better than me making the French connection of veau, which is veal
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
er,
veau = veal
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
For sure...
That dude is POISON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
he says to me
You can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night, you can do me when you wanna do me
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
bowchickawowow
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Who is the dude with the moustache? Looks like Terry Johnson is back….

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by 1967ers on Nov 27, 2008 4:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thats Hollweg, apparently he didnt think acting like a douche was enough he had to look like one too
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like a man with a spade and some rope in the boot of his car now.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
by Mattblack on Nov 27, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, that’s a bad stache.
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by 1967ers on Nov 27, 2008 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it scares me
Hollweg has to cook that stache breakfast in the morning
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You know what Hollweg likes about those high school girls?
He gets older, they stay the same age.
p.s. Hollweg is now Wooderson.
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by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Terry Johnson

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by 1967ers on Nov 27, 2008 4:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'll be there
If the game gets dull and you hear a drunk fan trying to start a “WEN-DEL” chant, that’s me. Wave at your TV.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Nov 27, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hrm.
Don’t think I get this one tonight.
Although I have hockey practice anyways, so I’d have missed the periods where the Leafs actually wake up, anyways.
Let the purse swinging begin!
by dare_ on Nov 27, 2008 6:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
owie
quite pulling my hair!
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, quite.
teensy fail
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Start this damned game already!
I snagged my roomates laptop, so I dont have to turn my head to write. I’ve got a smoking device in one hand and the remote in the other.
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 6:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
sounds sweet
if only they were showing the game in Vancouver :(
by Karina on Nov 27, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
but wait a minute...
I’ve got a smoking device in one hand and the remote in the other.
how do you plan to type?
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dammit...
why’d she have to think of that?
by Karina on Nov 27, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
whoa man
you just blew MY mind. LD Mind = blown
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Think about it for a second though..
Don’t we all (as a society in general) usually have our hands full when we’re trying to accomplish something? So much so that we tend to get in our own way, and force something to the backburner that possibly should take precedence?
No?
Damn.
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
your brain
isn’t shutting down is it?
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you man, are living the liiiife, the HIGH life, if you know what I mean (hurr hurr)
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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yup!
Yezzur.
Uh-huh.
Yes, I am. Would probably be the main bullet point of this post/
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
I feel a spam crown win coming.
Game Thread goes up in TWO MINUTES.
Follow the bread crumbs.
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by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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