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Game Thread 2: Deveaux Ready To Go

Are the sens done looking at their laces? If everything fine? Will Deveaux finally get to chuck knuckles in The Show? Will Giggles take another penalty?

Those answers and more in the comments!

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nom nom nom bread crumbs

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

mmmmm bread crummy goodness

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

New Orleans Pizza

means I now have a deeper connection with JfL

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

usually i hate hawaian pizza, but theirs is fantastic

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

I love hawaiian, as well as the combination of onion and pinapple

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i dunno, something about the pineapple makes it wrong tasting, except atn New Orleans

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

oddly enough

it was not a family member (like my chocolate ice cream and hot dog eating dad) who introduced pineapple and onions to me

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

mmm now i want pizza

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

n-ew or-leans?

whazzat?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/sings
new orleans pizza and suuubmarine

excellent pizza joint

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

519

Whats up

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I now have a deeper connection with JfL

I Saw him first, buddy!

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

you can have some pizza too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

can we

both marry you Jared?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont need to be maried

I can just casually show up and pick up like Ive been there the whole time

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It's how Steadman

stays all these years with oprah.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Is the hardest I laughed at any post so far.

Then again, I smoked at intermission

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/do you still have the crunch?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

YES!

Ate the fries tough

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

COMPLETE side note:

Is it just me, or do laptop screens look 3d after you stare at em for a long time?

Also, this computer is having trouble keeping up with my typing speed.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that, and the THC

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

DO NOT

set the keys on fire as a result of friction.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

sometimes

they look odd, but so do the stripes on chair patterns

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

check the photograph, CHECK THE PHOTOGRAPH!!

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

sure, we’ll have to move to Salt Lake City though

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yay!

although, I dunno how they’d react to the same sex bit…

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe a stop off in Sanfrancisco?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Badly, I’d imagine.

They’re more open to child molestation.

Allegedly.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Nicely done

on the thrown in ‘allegedly’.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Keeps the libel lawyers away.

Allegedly.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to split hairs...

But isnt it easier for us both to marry you?

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

this may be true

maybe. I dunno

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

if only

we were two chicks and one guy, THAT"D be ok..

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I like your thoughts and would like to subscribe to your magazine

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well duh

ok is kind of an understatement

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

And a Piiza store maybe?

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

DON’T EAT THE BREAD CRUMBS!

too late

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

Great

Hopefully no one ends up in the witch’s oven because of you guys.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

I'm here

I’m kinda hungry, but I didn’t eat them. Sometimes I listen to what PPP has to say. Occasionally.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

BUUUUURRRRRRPPPP!

excuse me. What’s this about the bread crumbs?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

you shouldnt have used onion loaf, so tasty

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

Or toasted and buttered them.

Next time only moldy bread crumbs.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

mmm penicillin

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Penicillin?

i haz a allergy :/

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMG

OH NOES!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Who ate the breadcrumbs?

There’s none left for me.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Poor article!

you gotta be quick with these guys, or they’ll finish everything all up before you get yours.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Iz okay.

I haz jammy donuts.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the second best kind of doughed nut

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Doughed Nuts

Is the opposite of “Deez Nuts”

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hey arch

do you want 2 CD’s?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

If only we had Tim Horton’s here…

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmm

jammy donuts,,, I have, well, nothing. Gotta make dinner at some point, I suppose.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I am drinking, somewhat appropriatly, Kool aid

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This is going to sound all wrong...

…but I was hoping someone would have found the photo of Daigle dressed up as a nurse by now.

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Oh no, we understand completely

(and now, let’s start with the shunning)

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i

can’t seem to find it AND keep up with spamming here

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I just tont want to have to wash my eyes out with bleach

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala

looked sharp

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

only Kaberle can beat him tonight

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

sharp

like a wet sock

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i erased

a penis joke here

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

Winkle isn’t at work, so have at it!

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

PENIS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

PENIS!

COCK!
TLUSTY!

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

BabaBooey

BabaBooey!
HowardSternsPenis!!
BabaBooey!

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sidenote:

Should Tlusty be a euphemism for penis? Like ‘Oh baby, I want your Tlusty right now!’

Discuss.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes,

Consider it added to the lexicon

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

well

what do we do with “hollweg’s a dick” in that case?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

in that case "Dick"

isnt really about a penis, its more of just a derogitory term.

You wouldnt say “Hollweg is a penis” you’re just using it for an insults.

Tlusty should only stand for the literal member.

As in "She told me to close my eyes, and then she starting sucking my Tlusty!

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you, Arch

Only use it to describe the actual member. Someone who is a dick (aka, Hollweg) is still called a dick.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe for erection
I couldnt stand up, i had a massive Tlusty I was trying to hide

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

erection

that could work

or possibly “dude, your Tlusty’s posing for the cameraphone again”?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Girl

“Wanna see my Tlusty in a box?”

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

take a look inside!

its my Tlusty in a box!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

NSFW

“I love licking your Tlusty, let me feel your Tlusty inside of me”

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

SHIT

is getting REAL

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing like getting your Tlusty wet

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious story:

I thought I was getting some action last night, so I decided to trim my Tlusty last night.

I tried to get a little too fancy, and ended up having to shave the whole area.

Today wasnt horrible, but I cant see it getting better before it gets worse

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a raging Tlusty right now….

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

oh me too, lets follow your Tlusty

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Whaterver Tlusty wants

Tlusty gets

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly?

I laughed really hard, and then completely forgot the specifics about why it was so funny.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

at least it wasnt a McCabe WITH AUTHOURITY own goal

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle is one crafty mofo

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

but kabby

also has a major sad

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sleeping...

I’m just trying to keep up with the comments/refresh and I want to apologize in advance if I post a topic called zzzzzzzz.

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

zzzzzzzzz

if you post that, im going to be so pissed

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i love that topic, i spend a solid 10 hours a day on it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I need about 8 hours of zzzzzzzzzzz a day

and 10 more at night

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, college

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m zzzzzzzzzing now.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Scotiabank. At least it’s not Halifax Bank of Scotland.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

Or the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce Centre of Kanata

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

sup playasssss

just turned on the game. how are we doing?

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

eastLoop

I love you

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i love you too?

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

3rd one especially

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Devaux is chirping at all the sens but they are too chicken shit to stand up

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Forgot that. I think I love him.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yesssss koolaid!

im reading a book by dave king about his year coaching in the KHL and he has mad love for kulemin

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Kulemin gets mad love

From those who follow Russian hockey. Even malkin was all in love with the guy.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I have mad love for him.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t? From Russia with love, bitches.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Kulemin

is totally in on the Ruskie on Ruskie manlove. Yummy.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And Arch is half way through a Big Crunch.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i love htose

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Spicy

Might I add

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

0% of the way

it remains wrapped in the bag

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

Pick it up and shake it. Are you sure that’s not the photograph?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

is it tasty?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Careful

You don’t know what kind of ink he used to print out that photo.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Following up on your question from game day thread #1

Micro fishnets have a tinier weave than regular or large, like so:

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

micro fish looks better

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

was this a question about alfredsson’s gameday attire?

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

Spezza’s attire

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

he got two separate hooking calls

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

dont even get us STARTED

on the Daigle as a nurse thing.

its been a thorn in the side for at least half an hour

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

you wouldn

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

wouldn't happen

to have a daigle as a nurse photo, would you eastLoop?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i always pictured spezza as an “opaque tights” kind of crossdresser

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know how it started...

…but I’d guess Alfie wears Spanx.

And a tip of the hat to Mabel for her great wardrobe decisions.

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Back in the day it would have been customized with side cut-outs for his Krusty curls.

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

And obviously, thigh highs are the way to go, worn with a garter belt.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking more ball gags in general

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

did kubie

….n o he didn’t score :/

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

TOOOOOSKAAAAALAAAA

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Vesa with the not letting the puck in.

Makes a change.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

SCHENN!

BOOM BITCH!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

HUMAN PANTY ERASER

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Human panty erase indeed.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

wait

where did my boxers go?

damnit

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Fail – erase = eraser.

He’s so powerful, he’s messing with my mind all the way from the ACC east.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The solution?

Don’t wear any panties near Schenn.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

pierre mcguire made that decision long ago

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

and he shaved his head, just incase his hair got erased too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

also erased, McGuires volume control

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

And called him MONSTER shortly afterwards.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hee

It was indeed a mere formality with you, Mabel. ;)

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yeah. But still…

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

He's so good at being a human eraser

that he erased the last ‘R’ to prove a point

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He erased his virginity before his father did

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

luke’s father tried to erase luke’s virginity?

/smartass

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

Darth Vader did what?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried

to adapt a Chuck Norris joke with failtacualr results

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Care to share anyway?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried

to do “chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did”

it failed

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. I has a stoopid and didn’t catch it the first time around.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Nov 27, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

me too.

 sad face :(

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

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SCHENN!!!

Huge HUGE HUGE hit on Vermette

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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

CHECK YOUR CHIN

HEADS UP MOTHERFUCKER

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

I surprised wilson didnt just say

“Hey, did you see Schenn fucking kill Vermette?”

During that interview

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

he did in his mind

and that is why i love the man so

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take that you jigsaw looking mother fucker!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

Trade Toskala

HE SUCKS

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VEEEEESAAAA TOSKAAAAAALAAAAA

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“YOU STUPID STICK IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!”

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I HATE YOUR FACE SMASH

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE

ADVERTISMENTS ON BOARDS!!!!

SLAM

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/jason blake from the press box

I HATE LOGOS!

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stajan

I HATE SOCKS!

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hollweg

I HATE HAIRCUTS

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Steen

I HATE ST LOUIS

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carlo

I HATE MY EXPLODING BONES

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burke

LET ME EAT MY TURKEY !

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White

I hate shaving!

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Frogurt

I hate Potassium Benzonate!

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Finger

I HATE PUNS!

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50% of the audience

I HATE SOME POPCORN, DEN I HATE A PRETZEL

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Abortions for some

miniature american flags for others!

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Grabovski

(Russian)

(voice of translator) I HATES FISTS GAMES

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Kubina

I HATES ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKERS!

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Kubina

I hate Everything that isn’t GRUNGE.

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Stemps

I HATE ST LOUIS TOO!

/pumps fist

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kaberle

I HATES MESELF!

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Moore

Im a pretty even-keel guy.

I mean, Im as passionate about hockey as anyone else.

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Joseph

I HATE SHANIA TWAIN JOKES

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Van Ryn

I HATE TOM KOSTOPOLOUS

No, seriously.

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Antropov

I LOVES BOREGER KING Oh, wait, i messes jokes

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Poni

I loves Antro!

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Tlusty

I have ambivalent feelings toward Facebook.

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Ponikarovsky

I HATES DON CHERRY NEVER SAYING MY NAME RIGHT!

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or

I HATES EVERYONE FOR NOT SAYING MY NAME RIGHT LIKE DON CHERRY!

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Toskala

I HATES WHEN I FORGET WHERE I LEFT MY MANPURSE

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagman

I HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MY HOT HOT WIFE. CHECK HER OUT SHES HOT.

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Toskala

I Hate the couch. I hate it.

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Mayers

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WHO i AM

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

well...

there goes your “even keel” argument

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Moore

You play with too much passion.

“I do not! You take that back!”

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ILL SHOW YOU PASSION!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

hes as passionate about hockey as the next guy

every hockey player has a breaking point

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dis is.. foods librarys?

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS A GROCERY STORE YA DOUCHEBAGS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Lookit that douchebag..Lookit that douchebag..douchebag..douchebag..douchebag..

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

lookit dat

douchebag

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw man I got frosting on my shotgun! blam

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey lady, does it have olives in it?

 “in what?”

“Lemon tart, SHEESH wrinkle tits. oh well, it’s pee pee time”

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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

VeTo!

VeTo! VeTo!

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RIMSHOT!

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Ruutu is after Derek Roys title

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Sens players

are spending an awful lot of time laying on their backs tonight

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

just like

YER MOM!

/ducks
//couldn’t resist

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

/dick joke?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch.

My mother is a nurse.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

does she wear micro fishnets?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

only on weekend

Cant knock hustle

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

and likely twice the hockey talent Daigle was.

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nicely played. Unlike Alex.

jrwendelman
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well done yourself

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like the whores they are!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabovski

Just deked me out of my chair.

LIterally, im in the bathroom right now

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I’m in my next door neighbour’s living room.

She’s not happy.

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wait….why is everyone chinese?

Damnit, I’m in Vancouver

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabovski could figure skate if he wanted to.

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Grabovski

could do brain surgery, like, with his skates, if he wanted

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Chris Phillips looks fat

In his new third jersey that they keep advertising in the RDS feed.

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REBEL YELL!

FEARS NO ONE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Do him Moore

DEXTER STYLE

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, who stole my plastic wrap?

Well, better improvise by punching out his life.

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Jason Smith is so tough and such a gritty leader

and DOMINIC MOORE doesn’t give a fuck about you, Jason.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

explain what? there is so much going on

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t get what happened with the penalties. Maybe the radio didn’t explain it well, but I don’t know what is going on.

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Smith hit moore like a bitch

then moore took him on

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I see

Yeah, they didn’t really explain that. And so, next question, why didn’t Smith get an extra penalty?

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

cause its a conspiracy

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that makes sense. Pisses me off, but makes sense.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldnt be surprised if Kerry Fraser and Harold Ballard were behind it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Those douches?

Don’t they have hobbies other than ruining things for the Leafs? Come on!

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Spezza

must be on his period

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

maybe

he has low blood sugar or he missed a nap and he’s kinda cranky

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He feels bloated

and thats everyone else’s fault

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Spezza

Is pretty shitty.

I like the crowd sarcastically cheering.

“Hey, whats that guy in the stripes doing there?”

That’d be a ref, idiot.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Jason. Seriously. Just find a free street corner.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

hes pretty shitty at everything.
tried to wheel tambellini’s daughter once. epic fail.
also, hillarious

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wait, WHAT?

details, plz

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

at a hockey canada party in torino. he was pulling out all the hockey boy lines “come on, baby, you’re special, you wouldnt be just like any other girl”

quite amusing, especially when she turned him down, and he was like “do you know who i am?” and she was like “do you know who I AM?”

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no worries, still funny

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

niice

I don’t know Tambellini, but that is funny

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea how his daughter looks like, but Tambellini was touted one time as the Leafs GM.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

She's a magician?

I take it she’s a fox? I need pictures or you’re blowing smoke.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

really bad gas?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

her name’s trish, her fb pic isnt that great, but shes really pretty

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, facebooking her wouldn’t be that desperate, right?

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

well you’d probably have a better shot with her than spezza

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't Spezzers married?

Or was he involved with Emery…I’m confused.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, spezza is teh single

or maybe dating some girl now, but back in torino he wasnt

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats an open relationship now...

Emery is really taking some time to find himself in Europe

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smokeshow = awesome

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steve tambellini is GM of the oilers, his son jeff plays for the islanders

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

all I got are Staal stories and Mancari (Sabers) stories

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

haha i loooove staal stories

once told marc he looks like napoleon dynamite

he didnt take it well

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ive got a couple

about Arnott

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Mrs. MF37’s cousin was one of the cops that busted Joe Thornton a few summers ago. Said they pepper sprayed him and he just sat on the curb like a little kid.

Not that great of a story in retrospect…

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good ol St Thomas, I was actually in town that night, we were wondering what the hubbub was about ( i was putting money in the bank down the road)

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He’s no longer a cop, he’s fireman in St Thomas now. Said Thornton was a cool guy it was his brother that was the big problem.

Do you know about the cheese and taxidermy shop down that way? Always cracks me up when we go visit…

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait.
cheese and taxidermy shop

What?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

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I kid you not

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by mf37 on Nov 27, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, hold on

a shop that sells cheese AND does taxidermy? COOLNESS

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

whats the last name? if you dont mind, I know alot of cops in the area

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, I went to Highschool in Tbay with their cousins, saw em alot round rinks, seen things i shouldnt talk about

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

are they

NSFW stories? should they wait for a PPPub night?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

for a place that cannot be copy and pasted and come back to me on

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh! lets have story time!

what is the PPPub night you speak of?
i have many stories to tell

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

just saying

in theory, if there was a night when I could get out to TO…which I am planning to do this spring

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

however

I have no awesome NHLer stories to tell, as I am lame

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll take you out one night

and then you’ll have a story or 2…or 10?

/slut?

//cries

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

slutfight?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The day I signed my lease

on this apartment, I was a witness in a murder that happened at the brass rail

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

holy shit

murder witness?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

worlds greatest `welcome to the city`moment

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

no, please

i’m as weak as a kitten

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

it's ok

I’ll let you use both hands

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

thats what he said

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no stories

about NHLers either. I do have stories, but I might not tell them in mixed company…

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll take any story that is dirty/funny

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I still don’t know that I’ll tell you. I have ’em, but I might still want you to respect me.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Puh

I was in a fraternity. Nothing anymore makes me queezy anymore.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I imagine a lot of them

Happen up north in Ontario cottage country, so it’ happens. Alas, i am not rich to go through many of them either.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

bars in the hometowns of NHL softmores, best p[laces to gather such gold

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

DO YOU KNOW HOW I AM

gets played every time

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note, I dont GIVE A FUCK works great on them too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

thats it, this spring road hockey games + Pub Night,+ taking over the HHOF

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

come on, baby, you’re special, you wouldnt be just like any other girl

What?

You mean that line doesn’t work.

Damn.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

used to work on me...

then i learned my lesson.

Damn.

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

just use “I’m the lead guitarist in a band, and I fly planes on the weekends when I’n not a firefighter”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This may seem forward

but will you marry me? You’re all kinds of awesome tonight.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, isnt article a girl?
or am i just really confused

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No. No. I’m not.

Definitely male.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, who am i thinking of then?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

is this a quiz?

jrwendelman
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And you’re pretty much always confused, Jared.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a fact

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Really? That’s fantastic news.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this Devaux kid

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Hes all kinds of awesome

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He needs to beat up on Ruutu,

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Off to pick up the dog, peace out ya’ll

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 27, 2008 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

peace dog

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have fun

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Stat bug at the bottom:

Jason Spezza

- Still a loser

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

-still ugly

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

-probably works under the name “Taffy” sometimes

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

- stupider than he looks

Yes, it is possible.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

- dumb

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't he look like that dude on the Rogers commerical?

Where he’s the “loser” of the bunch with those my five friends commercials? Or maybe it’s just me.

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

spezza’s mom is definitely in his 5

by EastLoop on Nov 27, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

NICE MOUSTACHES

Have you met Wendel, Ian, and Ryan?

Yeah, not a contest or anything.

Just men.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

just a couple of dudes

talkin’ ’bout hair

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Except for Ryan, who’s more of a douche.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

even the worst players

have better moustaches

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Foglino now looks like Jigsaw the child molester

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

There is a dangerous buildup of awesomeness whenever the Grabovski line is on the ice.

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Im calling that the Fletch Line from now on

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

2nd intermission=

BIG MOTHERFUCKING CRUNCH TIME

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

did you

take a picture first?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

cameraless

definately looks like a big crunch though

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

get spicy, they rule hard

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

it is spicy my friend

it is spicy

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, spicy?

so Big crunch has nothing to do with the candy bar called Crunch?

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

KFC chicken sammic!@

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

oh

that really changes my images

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't?

Man, now I’m sad. I thought this was all about the chocolate bar. :(

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

well

at least I’m not the only one

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t spend time in KFC, so I wouldn’t know about those things. I do know about crunchies though. I had a bf in high school who used to fill my locker with them. Good times.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Girls...

Tsk tsk..

You know so little about terrible, terrible food.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

True

it is part of my education that is sadly lacking.

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a doctorate

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Men

Really dont need an education, its innate.

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Deveaux on Sportsnet ONT

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

beuty and the beast!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman!

by bkblades on Nov 27, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

but Kaberle doesnt have a mullet

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit

Rogers sportsnet gave me stampniak

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Sportsnet EAST

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

woooo!

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

3 different broadcasts tonight

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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you upset with that?

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

well,

when I missed a kaberle interview….it is saddening

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by loser domi on Nov 27, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you only had eyes for Stajan. Does he know you two-time him?

by article1 on Nov 27, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t you read her comment about getting into a slut fight? She’s easy.

/pot calls the kettle black

by Mabel on Nov 27, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

If someone doesnt...

Come along and leave bread soon, we`re all going to get stuck in this thread forever

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