Period 3: Brian Burke Sees You When You're Sleeping
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GAHH
brian burke is watching me masturbate!
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LD
is an animal!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
what?
just gotta let off steam, ya know?
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battery burning
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
dont have to convince me
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I want a 50 goal scorer for christmas
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions
not me...
i want a guy who will score 50 goals when he gets here though…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
seems rushed
not bad, but not your best work, Chemmy
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i thought it looked
kind of south park-esque
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
BANHAMMER!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I just like saying that
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
eating the breadcrumbs
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
the burke era is a new era for the leafs
and for my thread jumping
ITS A REVOLUTION, BITCHES
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
ITS A CELEBRATION
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
sweet...
does that mean i can dance?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
break it down
no macarena though
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
funky chicken?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
bus driver?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
EVERYBODY ON?
GREAT.
NO YELLING ON THE BUS.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
it is a classic
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
except we are
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
get your hands up in the air
shake em like you don’t care
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Eaaaaaaaassssssstloooooooooooooop
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crud
boston looks really good
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST reply actions
Goal, D. KREJCI
BOS 4 DET 1
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“they’re leading 2-1, the islanders are, in boston”
you go, PJ!
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST reply actions
PJ
reminds me of Maxwell Smart
He always seems to miss it by THAT much
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
give or take
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
damn katchup
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
That was actually axle grease.
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“when in doubt, lubricate”
thank you, Mythbusters!
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I ignore your reality and substitute my own!
Words to live by
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
meh, still delicious
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Deveaux just dropped about ten f-bombs.
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frickity frick
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
funky butt loving!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
he just keeps giving me reasons to like him
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
what was the final decision
on deveaux…is he really 240? he doesn’t look it…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST reply actions
BOOM
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions
pretty
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
HEADSHOT!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
sweet monkey loving
kubina
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions
KUBINA SKATES OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE
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Us Czechs are made of rubber. :(
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Czeches are wonderful things
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
DEATH STAR DRIVE BY!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
BOOOO ALFREDSSON BOOOOOOOOOOOO
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KILL IT KILL IT!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
* drops a cinder block onto Alfredsson’s head *
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/dreams and smiles
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
pink jersey sighting
behind the leafs bench…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions
KILL IT KILL IT!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
this just in
marty biron is a cheap bastard
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST reply actions
NOOO!
NOT GRABBO!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
uhoh
grabs hurt now…snake bit line
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions
Gratton
You just made the list
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions
its one of the 10 movies i have totally memorized
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
SHAMPOO IS BETTA!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Erics Pregnant?
he’s gonna be a soccer playa, yes he is!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Devaux
will be looking for round two
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
send out the giant!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
thankfully...
he’s not alfrerdson
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
i meant grabbo
can take a hit…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
i think he just had the wind knocked out of him
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST reply actions
Or he was trying to draw a call on getting hit from behind. I generally lay on my face when I get boarded.
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i lay on my face...
when the wife asks me to take out the trash…doesn’t go my way either…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I always laugh at that dude’s name.
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i think
he may be Greek
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
it's like
Colaiacovo or Worcestershire—you say it fast or else you sound stupid
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nice shiner too
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Deveaux
Can punch people and skates decently.
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ohhh wilson has the mouth-covering going
does he really think the flyers hired lip readers for this game?
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST reply actions
you never know
I wouldn’t put it past them
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ZOMG
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
teehee
bum
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
this is how they played detroit...
need more games like this
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:17 PM EST reply actions
although...
this shift isn’t
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Doh. Moore takes another penalty.
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Rebel Yell
Is all over that scoresheet
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
CAPTIAN PLANET!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
HES OUR HERO
GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hagman
even strength, power play, penalty kill
he is a renesaince man
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions
like
Captian planet!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Grabbo Lives!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions
meh
cant have it all
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Leafs winning, Sens loosing, thats good enough for me
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
dammit
why did you have to say something? flyers are gonna score like 3 goals now
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i like to live dangerously
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Grabbo
Is one tough customer.
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
BRIAN BURKE IS WATCHING!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Body check someone!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
I’m all about checking bodies
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm
a card carrying member of the FBI
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
like a timex
I wonder if he has indiglo
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Islanders empty netter.
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woooo
thats three loses to the Islanders
so goddamned funny
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
no, Auld beat us
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Challenge for the rest of this thread:
Who can find the most ridiculous place to use the quote:
“Where’s the beef?!”
oooo
I like a challange
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
also
thats what she said
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
you mean
setting to use “where’s the beef?”
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so...
at a wedding?
did I do that right?
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IN MAH BELLEH!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
too cramped, get a Buick
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
is your dad Bryan McCabe?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
my dad is on a golfing tip with his buddies
and one of them just sent a pic to my BB of my dad getting his head shaved into a mohawk.
my dad is 55.
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
haha, thats awseome
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
If my dad ever got a mowhawk, it would be the most awesome thing ever, I thought that was a general feeling
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
ya let me know how you feel
if it ever ACTUALLY happens
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
I will be expecting a high five
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I’d be more….“seriously? you’re shitting me! no fuckin way”
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first reaction
wheres the camera? I gotta send a picture of this to Grams
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Things that have looked good so far tonight, and in the Ottawa game:
1. Toskala
2. PK
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3. Brian Burkes windblown hair
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
that would be 4 5 and 6
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
/swings
wait…let me try that again
/spoons
DAMMNIT
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
who
wouldnt?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
not even terrorists are immune to his charm
schenn creates world peace
then crushes russians
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
comunism would crumble under his mite
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
the puck possession of this line is amazing
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST reply actions
Translated using my patented Deveaux Translator 2001
the fuckin’ puck possession of this fuckin’ line is fuckin’ amazing
Ahw!
Happy Chubbeh Bunneh!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:40 PM EST reply actions
and
gets his man purse back
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
jeff finger's eyes look fantastically blue tonight
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST reply actions
YAY!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST reply actions
The Brian Burke Era begins!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST reply actions
He has a perfect season so far PLAYOFFS BITCHES!
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CRAYONS!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
actually
mine are pencil crayons, i can colour in detail
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
i have the scented markers that i tried to get high on when i was little
by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I am considering switching banks just because these Scotiabank commericals SUCK so bad
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:43 PM EST reply actions
NEW THREAD
Keep on chattin’
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