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Period 3: Brian Burke Sees You When You're Sleeping

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He's not a peeping tom, he's Santa Claus.

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GAHH

brian burke is watching me masturbate!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

LD

is an animal!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

just gotta let off steam, ya know?

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

battery burning

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s buckets of fun and relaxing too

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

dont have to convince me

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

the guys is everywhere!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I want a 50 goal scorer for christmas

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

not me...

i want a guy who will score 50 goals when he gets here though…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

seems rushed

not bad, but not your best work, Chemmy

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

You’re banned.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought it looked

kind of south park-esque

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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

D: am I also fired from Chatty Cathy?…again…

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

BANHAMMER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

banhammered?

now i REALLY has a sad

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I just like saying that

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

it is a

great saying

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

eastloop

where are you?

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

eating the breadcrumbs

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my god no

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

OH THANK GOD

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

the burke era is a new era for the leafs

and for my thread jumping

ITS A REVOLUTION, BITCHES

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS A CELEBRATION

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet...

does that mean i can dance?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

break it down

no macarena though

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

funky chicken?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

bus driver?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERYBODY ON?

GREAT.

NO YELLING ON THE BUS.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

CAn we

ghostride the whip?

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it is a classic

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

except we are

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Like you’ve had a half-bottle of tequila.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

get your hands up in the air

shake em like you don’t care

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Eaaaaaaaassssssstloooooooooooooop

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

crud

boston looks really good

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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

Goal, D. KREJCI

BOS 4 DET 1

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

“they’re leading 2-1, the islanders are, in boston”

you go, PJ!

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

yay!

eastloop, you made it

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

PJ

reminds me of Maxwell Smart
He always seems to miss it by THAT much

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

missed it by an inch?

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

give or take

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

If I went to a shop called Mr Lube, I wouldn’t expect it to be a garage.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

 * splort *

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

damn katchup

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That was actually axle grease.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

“when in doubt, lubricate”

thank you, Mythbusters!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I ignore your reality and substitute my own!
Words to live by

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

meh, still delicious

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Deveaux just dropped about ten f-bombs.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Fart you, farter.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s not how f-bombs are dropped.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

flippin mother flippers

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

frickity frick

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

fudgy monkey fudgers

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

funky butt loving!

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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he just keeps giving me reasons to like him

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

and I likes him even more

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

what was the final decision

on deveaux…is he really 240? he doesn’t look it…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

he is not small, that’s for sure

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn’t. He’s not that small

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOM

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

pretty

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

booYAH

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HEADSHOT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet monkey loving

kubina

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

KUBINA SKATES OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

I love grungy Czechs!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t like bouncing czechs.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Us Czechs are made of rubber. :(

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Czeches are wonderful things

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I like getting Czechs…

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a fully armed and operational battle station.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

DEATH STAR DRIVE BY!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

huzzah!

there’s a pretty one!

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

HUZZAH, HUZZAH!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOOO ALFREDSSON BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

KILL IT KILL IT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

 * drops a cinder block onto Alfredsson’s head *

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/dreams and smiles

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

pink jersey sighting

behind the leafs bench…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

KILL IT KILL IT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

GAH

TORCHES! PITCHFORKS!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it even

macthes her jacket

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ewwwwwww....

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

this just in

marty biron is a cheap bastard

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

oh no

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

NOOO!

NOT GRABBO!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

uhoh

grabs hurt now…snake bit line

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Gratton

You just made the list

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i should know that

but I forget it

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s been a while

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

its one of the 10 movies i have totally memorized

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

SHAMPOO IS BETTA!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Erics Pregnant?

he’s gonna be a soccer playa, yes he is!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

SOMEONE KILL GRATTON

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Devaux

will be looking for round two

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

send out the giant!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheap shot bastard.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

thankfully...

he’s not alfrerdson

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s still a bawbag.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i meant grabbo

can take a hit…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

i think he just had the wind knocked out of him

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Or he was trying to draw a call on getting hit from behind. I generally lay on my face when I get boarded.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i lay on my face...

when the wife asks me to take out the trash…doesn’t go my way either…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, best

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I always laugh at that dude’s name.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i think

he may be Greek

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like

Colaiacovo or Worcestershire—you say it fast or else you sound stupid

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

deveaux

has a Tim Hunter nose.

therefore, I like him.

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

nice shiner too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Deveaux

Can punch people and skates decently.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh wilson has the mouth-covering going

does he really think the flyers hired lip readers for this game?

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

you never know

I wouldn’t put it past them

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Spygate 2.0!

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMG

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:-O

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

leafs v flyers
WAS AN INSIDE JOB

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

BUM

BUM

BUMMMMMM

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

teehee

bum

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

what did you call me?!

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

lousy bums

indeed. stupid flyers

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

this is how they played detroit...

need more games like this

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

although...

this shift isn’t

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Nov 29, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You just had to go and say something.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Doh. Moore takes another penalty.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Rebel Yell

Is all over that scoresheet

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s ruining my SPG.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s going on a hunger strike during this penalty

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

he will then circulate a petition

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

he is mildly upset

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CAPTIAN PLANET!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

HES OUR HERO

GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s down like a clown Charlie Brown.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagman

even strength, power play, penalty kill
he is a renesaince man

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

he is hard workin hagman

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I can breathe again.

/turning blue

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

like

Captian planet!

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Grabbo Lives!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAA

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

habs are up by one
sens are down by one

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

meh

cant have it all

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafs winning, Sens loosing, thats good enough for me

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit

why did you have to say something? flyers are gonna score like 3 goals now

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i like to live dangerously

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

AAAAAA

grabbo lives

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Grabbo

Is one tough customer.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

takes a lickin

keeps on tickin

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

bow chicka

wow wow

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

BRIAN BURKE IS WATCHING!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

of course he is

he’s always watching

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Look busy and angry.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Body check someone!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I could bodycheck someone…hehehe

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m all about checking bodies

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

hurr hurr hurr

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm

a card carrying member of the FBI

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

like a timex

I wonder if he has indiglo

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Islanders empty netter.

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

woooo

thats three loses to the Islanders
so goddamned funny

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

They beat us…

:\

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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

no, Auld beat us

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Challenge for the rest of this thread:

Who can find the most ridiculous place to use the quote:

“Where’s the beef?!”

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

oooo

I like a challange

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

also

thats what she said

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean

setting to use “where’s the beef?”

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

so...

at a wedding?

did I do that right?

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

IN MAH BELLEH!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

in the backseat of a volkswagon?

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

too cramped, get a Buick

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah. That’s just a very uncomfortable place.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

UM BRB

I THINK MY DAD JUST GOT A MOHAWK

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

is your dad Bryan McCabe?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

is it a blue mohawk?

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

my dad is on a golfing tip with his buddies

and one of them just sent a pic to my BB of my dad getting his head shaved into a mohawk.

my dad is 55.

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, thats awseome

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

If my dad ever got a mowhawk, it would be the most awesome thing ever, I thought that was a general feeling

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

ya let me know how you feel

if it ever ACTUALLY happens

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be expecting a high five

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d be more….“seriously? you’re shitting me! no fuckin way”

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

first reaction

wheres the camera? I gotta send a picture of this to Grams

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’d rock.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Things that have looked good so far tonight, and in the Ottawa game:

1. Toskala
2. PK

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2008 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

3. Brian Burkes windblown hair

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be 4 5 and 6

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

and…
3. george strombololololopopopopolous

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

4. slap shot 3?

oh wait, things that looked GOOD, sorry about that

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Luke getting the love.

/swoons

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

/swoons

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/swings

wait…let me try that again

/spoons

DAMMNIT

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t blame you, as I would also like to swing and spoon Luke Schenn

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

who

wouldnt?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

terrorists?

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not even terrorists are immune to his charm

schenn creates world peace

then crushes russians

by EastLoop on Nov 29, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

comunism would crumble under his mite

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

it would

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

forking might also be fun

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

the puck possession of this line is amazing

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Translated using my patented Deveaux Translator 2001

the fuckin’ puck possession of this fuckin’ line is fuckin’ amazing

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahw!

Happy Chubbeh Bunneh!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

yay!

he sleeps on TOP of couch tonight

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

and

gets his man purse back

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

and his sunglasses

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Vesa can keep his Starbursts tonight.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

oooOOOOOooohhhh starbursts are yummy

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

sooooo preeeettty…

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

woooo!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The Brian Burke Era begins!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

He has a perfect season so far PLAYOFFS BITCHES!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

CRAYONS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

the glitter ones!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I got my crayons out!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

mine are pencil crayons, i can colour in detail

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

oooooOOOOOoooh fancy!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I have felt-tip pens.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn their non-toxic chemicals.

by article1 on Nov 29, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

those were awesome

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

ask yer mom!

sorry, couldn’t resist

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

the leafs have NEVER lost a game with Brian Burke as GM.

by somny on Nov 29, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

we’re looking at a perfect season from here on out

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

all wins, bitches!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

boo yah!

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I am considering switching banks just because these Scotiabank commericals SUCK so bad

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2008 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

they do suck

I mock you

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by loser domi on Nov 29, 2008 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Belak v Boogaard

is greatness

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