NNN: No One in the South Cares About Hockey
When Helminen’s goal tied the game barely a minute later, The Wizard was jumping up and down on the bench like a little schoolgirl. He was probably the happiest guy in the building for some reason. - Red and Black Hockey
Until the loud siren, flashing lights, Gary Glitter songs and "GOAL!" screen on the jumbotron started up, "The Wizard" was the only person not on the ice celebrating that goal in the state of North Carolina.

The three stars given by the Canes teevee crew were Ray Whitney (third), Chad LaRose (second) and Dwight Helminen (first). The “official” three stars went to Dennis Seidenberg (third), Tuomo Ruutu (second) and Dwight Helminen (first).
Granted the three stars are absolutely meaningless, but generally you toss at least one of them to the visitors if say, someone on the visiting team picks up a pair. Watching the Hurricanes feed (note to Center Ice: no one wants to see a Southeast team's broadcast, thanks), the announcers didn't even know the names of the Leafs players, but their TV crew probably knows who the three most important people on the ice were.
I should cut them some slack, it's probably difficult for them to pick #3 after it being retired for Dale Earnhardt.
Mikhail Grabovski netted a pair of goals for the Maple Leafs, who lost for the second time in the last six games. - TSN
Wha? Why so negative? This is an obvious "glass half empty" statement. I'm as frustrated as anyone that the Leafs can blast the Devils and the Rangers and lay two turds against Tampa and then Carolina, but the Leafs are doing ok for a team unanimously picked to finish almost dead last.
The Maple Leafs again showcased their determination – and possibly a couple of defencemen – here yesterday. But the Comeback Kids were out of heroics. - The Star
Why what a surprise, the Star is down on the Leafs too. Yes sir, after posting two come back wins in their last two games, the Leafs ran out of magic and stunk up the joint because they're losers, and you read it here first at The Star.
If anyone out there subscribes to The Star to read the sports section, email me with whatever your subscription rate is. For half of what you pay them, every day I'll mail you a letter that says "The Leafs stink and you're an asshole for watching them".
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Editor’s note: I fucking despise Carolina.
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by Chemmy on
Nov 3, 2008 2:33 PM EST
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Funny
I had a trial subscription with the Star for like 2 months, even though I told the bloody telemarketer that I never wanted it and but they signed me up for it anyways for reasons unknown so I kept getting them every morning, went straight to the recycling box. Then they started calling 5 times a night harassing me asking me if I wanted to sign up for a real subscription but I just hung up on them, good news is I don’t get their junk in the morning anymore but they’re still calling.
Also, I’m pretty sure that negative news always draw more attention over positive news. Perhaps a study should be done on this.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
by Winkle on
Nov 3, 2008 2:49 PM EST
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I fucking despise Carolina.
Here is wisdom.
If it's after midnight, it must be time for hockey!
by Mattblack on
Nov 3, 2008 2:51 PM EST
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As far as Carolina goes they hold a special place in my heart as "that team we should have beat in the playoffs that year, what the fuck?
Yes, I hate them
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by JaredFromLondon on
Nov 3, 2008 2:55 PM EST
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No kidding
All I could think when the Leafs were winning was that they were six years too late.
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by PPP on
Nov 3, 2008 3:27 PM EST
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It seems to me that we got screwed in Carolina a couple of times last year, too. At the end of one of those games Antro was so pissed he smashed his stick against the boards and then tossed the broken piece in the direction of the refs, earning a suspension.
by general borschevsky on
Nov 3, 2008 4:03 PM EST
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Yeah, that was the Poni empty net game too!
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by PPP on
Nov 3, 2008 4:12 PM EST
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Never happened lalalalalalalalala
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by Chemmy on
Nov 3, 2008 4:18 PM EST
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Here’s a better video of Antro breaking and throwing his stick.
by general borschevsky on
Nov 4, 2008 1:12 AM EST
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I like Carolina
because without them Chemmy would still be a Whalers fan.
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by PPP on
Nov 3, 2008 4:12 PM EST
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I’d have the best fuckin’ Whalers blog you ever saw.
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by Chemmy on
Nov 3, 2008 4:16 PM EST
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I’d have the only fuckin’ Whalers blog you ever saw.
Fixed.
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by PPP on
Nov 3, 2008 4:23 PM EST
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Imagine the traffic.
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by Chemmy on
Nov 3, 2008 4:25 PM EST
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I care about hockey...
…and I happen to be stuck in Durham NC.
In fact, I care so much about hockey that I refuse to give the owner of the Hurricanes one goddamn cent of my money, even when the Leafs come to town.
by CrowBait on
Nov 5, 2008 9:51 AM EST
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Free CrowBait!
Good move. Karmonos doesn’t deserve your money.
Thanks for joining :)
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by PPP on
Nov 5, 2008 12:05 PM EST
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