FTB - Go Vote

by Chemmy on Nov 4, 2008 9:28 AM EST

Apologies to my Canadian pals about the voting reminder. On to the links!

Greener goes over Howard Berger's hair stylings with a fine toothed comb. (Heyooooo)
Down Goes Brown has written the first book of Wendel Clark.
eyebleaf has a new feature: the Raycrap Report.
General Borschevsky wants payback. Payback is the ultimate comeback.

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You can look forward to our 93 part series on Doug Gilmour starting tomorrow.*

*just kidding

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by PPP on Nov 4, 2008 9:37 AM EST reply actions

Stop stealing my ideas for future posts.

Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die.

by Down Goes Brown on Nov 4, 2008 10:29 AM EST up reply actions

GO VOTE

Exciting day, even for us Canadians. Hopefully everyone who’s eligle will get out there and vote for the guy who’s least likely to destroy us all!

by general borschevsky on Nov 4, 2008 9:56 AM EST reply actions

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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by Chemmy on Nov 4, 2008 10:02 AM EST up reply actions

i don't vote

i just pay taxes, the joys of being an “alien”

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 4, 2008 10:11 AM EST up reply actions

We must move forward… not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom.

by general borschevsky on Nov 4, 2008 10:20 AM EST up reply actions

i laughed when i got my green card, as it says right across the top “Resident Alien” which sounds like a nickname for someone. Like my buddy joe, the resident doofus, and over here is blurr, he’s the resident alien…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 4, 2008 10:29 AM EST up reply actions

resident doofus alien?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 4, 2008 12:35 PM EST up reply actions

that's me...

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 4, 2008 12:43 PM EST up reply actions

I was a resident alien!

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 4, 2008 1:26 PM EST up reply actions

The best status of all, though, is “non-resident US alien”, which translates as “people who live somewhere else”.

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 4, 2008 1:28 PM EST up reply actions

This is something I could never understand

I put forth Exhibit A

How the hell can you not make glove saves when you have a glove that gigantic!!!!
It’s bigger than his head!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 4, 2008 10:45 AM EST reply actions

There's

a lot of things about our dear Andrew Raycroft that we’ll never understand…

It’s one thing to have a huge glove. It’s another to actually try and catch the puck with it.

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by eyebleaf on Nov 4, 2008 10:58 AM EST up reply actions

the glove was always where the puck was not.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 4, 2008 11:41 AM EST up reply actions

Look at his face!

it looks like he’s wincing at the shot… No wonder he never stopped anything high, you gotta open your eyes to see the puck silly!

by RepressedOptimism on Nov 4, 2008 11:43 AM EST up reply actions

“but It’ll hit my FAAACE!”

/said in best “whiny bitch” tone

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 4, 2008 11:44 AM EST up reply actions

i didn't realize

that raycroft was a Maybelline girl. Can’t take a chance at damaging that complexion!

by RepressedOptimism on Nov 4, 2008 11:45 AM EST up reply actions

Maybe he was born with it.

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by Chemmy on Nov 4, 2008 11:47 AM EST up reply actions

“L’Oreal—because you’re not Raycoft”

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 4, 2008 11:50 AM EST up reply actions

Hrm...

Now I have horrifying images of Raycroft shaving his legs in a Gillet Venus commercial.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 4, 2008 11:53 AM EST up reply actions

poor thing

I’d offer to hold your hair back, but that would just be creepy

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 4, 2008 12:13 PM EST up reply actions

How so?

And my hair is short anyway.

I experimented last year with a buzz cut… didn’t work out so well but that was probably more of an issue of timing (note: getting a buzz cute in mid-December right when the temperate plummets is not a smart idea).

I should try out a mullet next.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 4, 2008 1:08 PM EST up reply actions