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Here's video of the hit last night by Tom Kostopolous on Mike Van Ryn. A more proper term would be assault because at no point in that play does Kostopolous do anything else than try to injure Van Ryn. Now a guy that was making Fletcher look great for offloading McCabe and replacing him with a younger and more defensively sound version is out for at least a month. Here's is that scumsucker Kostopolous' empty excuse:

"I didn't anticipate he would turn (away, with his back to the hit), I couldn't stop ... I hope he's all right."

Sorry you asshat, the video proves that nothing of what you said is true. Throw in Koivu's attempted knee to Grabovski's head, Kostitsyn's attempt to injure Schenn when it was clear that he was going to lose a race to prevent icing, Alex Tanguay's unpunished slew foot on Luke Schenn, Robert Lang's vicious two-hander to Grabovski's wrist, and Guy Carbonneau's Hallowe'en tie and I haven't seen such a disgraceful display from a group of people from Montreal since last spring's riots. I wonder what Al Capone thinks of last night's game:

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I want you to get these fucks where they breath! I want you to find these nancy-boys Kostitsyn, Kostopolous, Tanguay, Lang, and Koivu. I want them DEAD! I want their teammates DEAD! I want their arena burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON THEIR  ASHES!

Wow, that guy is unhinged. Maybe I shouldn't have given him their home addresses. Obviously I don't advocate trying to injure someone but if Frogren happens to catch Koivu with his head down and happens to knock him the f**k out or Jamal Mayers drops the gloves and tries to give him a third eye socket or Mark Bell gets called up to catch Kostitsyn (whichever douchebag it was) admiring a pass and leaves him seeing birdies or Ryan Hollweg happens to see Tanguay cutting across the middle and makes him forget how to speak English or Carlo Colaicovo happens to lay a perfect hip check that makes Robert Lang land on his head then I would be okay with those outcomes. Clean and devastating is the kind of revenge that I want to see.

Star-divide

What the fuck was that?
Hamr doesn't play and the whole thing falls apart?
We suck.

HF29

I'll tell you what it was. It was a disgraceful display of dirty hockey. The man of the night was Mikhail Grabovski. Did you know that he still counts as a rookie? Yeah, I had to check too but here is proof. Add in the Van Ryn deal and The Silver Fox is back to stalking his fellow GMs for sport. back to Grabovski though:

Grabovski speaks some English but last night, with a crush of media in front of his stall, it was up to teammate Alexei Ponikarovsky to translate when reporters asked what Koivu told Grabovski.

"He (Koivu) gave him some special advice," said Ponikarovsky, getting a laugh. "He told him it would help him in the future. He (Grabovski) just listened to his advice because he respects him."

Kevin McGran

 My special advice to Koivu would be that he not squander all of his built up goodwill trying to injure former teammates. Especially considering that Mikhail actually speaks highly of him:

"(Grabovski) respects Koivu and he's the only guy in the Montreal room he respect. He  thinks Koivu is a super special guy and hockey player. He just doesn't pay attention to  the rest of them."

Habs Inside/Out

As if embarrassing Andrei Markov (who I saw was leading some random poll about the best player in the NHL - laughable) on the first goal wasn't enough he tosses out interview gems like that one. Some people took a look at the matchup between old rivals with a new point of view:

It was when the teams were playing with equal numbers of skaters, however, that the Leafs were dominant. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact Toronto was particularly motivated, having lost three in a row with a three-game Western Canadian road trip coming up, or because the Habs had played extra time in losing a shootout in Columbus the night before.

Damien Cox

 I say new because anyone that's watched any of the games in, oh I don't know, the last 15 years knows that for the most part at even strength the Leafs, regardless of skill, have dominated the Canadiens. The post-lockout mark may be tied at 13 wins apiece but Montreal's special teams have saved them more often than not. It almost worked last night as it became a penalty to chase a rebound or breath on Jim Carey Price. In the end though, the Leafs managed to leave Montrealers impressed with their commitment and effort:

 

Last night, the Maple Leafs dealt the Canadiens a lesson in focus, intensity, and hard work. You could also add humility to the growing list.

 

The Canadiens approached last night's game as though it had already been won on paper.

But why on God's earth would the Habs think they were in for an easy night against Toronto. The Leafs have beaten the Red Wings, Bruins, Senators, Devils, Rangers, and now the Canadiens so far this term - not a sad sack team in the lot. Coach Ron Wilson is the big difference maker. He has his team poised every game, and playing with a do or die edge.

Robert L - Eyes on the Prize

And back to Grabovski one last time (emphasis mine):

On the talent front it was interesting to see the team that the Leafs put out. This is a team of relative no-names, but still there is more talent than meets the eye. Of all the players, however, the one that impressed me the most was one that was impressing me all of last year - Mikhail Grabovski. Apparently we had no room for this explosive talent on our team, a team that I remind you is carrying Latendresse, Kostopoulos, Laraque, Dandenault and Begin, and Toronto basically knew it and ripped us off. I understand that you can't keep all players forever and that sometimes some good ones get away, but come on, how obvious was this? Grabo excelled for us and Hamilton last year and I believe was worth holding on to. It may be too early to tell if he will spend his career as a Hab-killer, as so many ex-Habs have done in the past, but he hurt us tonight and for me that is enough to make me pay a little more attention.

Tobalev - Lions in Winter

 I think that Habs fans will be hearing about that trade for years. 

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Next game will not be so easy for them, I don’t care if they blow us out on the scoreboard again, I want blood. I want them run through the boards, I want Hollweg to be his stupid asshole hitting from behind self, I want Finger to destroy Koivu with no reserve, I want Schenn to erase Tanguay from the face of the earth, I want to Sign Ron Hextal and Steve Downie just to play against them.

I want them Al Caponed.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The important part is

that you’ve got this all in perspective.

Oh, I kid. I’m with you. I want complete and total annihilation of the Habs next time. I hate them and their stupid, dirty, slew-footing asses. Bring up Bell!

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Habbies are a disgrace!!

This was supposed to be a transition year for the Leafs yet our buds not only outplayed the Hab-nots but outclassed them too.

They’re lucky Schenn didn’t get injured on the slew-foot or the trip or they’d be a bounty on Koivu et al. Kotsopoopoolous should get at least a few games.

by HP on Nov 9, 2008 3:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Please

I shouted in the face of a Habs fan and pointed at them after the fourth goal, and I showed more class than the Habs.

And I think there is a bounty on them regardless of the fact that Schenn didn’t get hurt. The Human Eraser is gonna do some big league smitting next time they meet!

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do we think

that he’ll actually get suspended, or will the “he hasn’t offended before, so let’s let him off with a warning” bull get trotted out?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That wouldn’t surprise me in the least, at most he’ll get two games, but only because VanRy was injured so severely.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know. I’ve read in articles where they actually place blame on Van Ryn (and by they, I mean the author of the article, not Habs fans) and wonder if that doesn’t help give them a way out.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone who thinks that in the slightest is a blind idiot homer/Leaf hater and their opinion is Moo.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

True, but has that ever stopped them before?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There's an old forechecking tip

that goes like so: If the defenceman lifts his head up as he races to the corner, it means he’s going to stop and turn back up the boards. If he keeps his head down, it means he’s going to continue on behind the net. It looks to me like Van Ryn crossed Kotsopoulos up by ducking his head and then stopping. It’s subtle, but that’s the ‘turn’ being referred to.

By no means read this as an excuse. As far as I can tell, if Van Ryn continues toward the back of the net, Kotso gets a major for boarding/charging anyway. This hit was dirty all the way in.

I've been looking at the sky

by Back In Black on Nov 10, 2008 1:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They should review also..

…Koivu’s attemptioned kicking/kneeing of Gabby’s head.

by HP on Nov 9, 2008 4:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Should...

…but won’t. Sigh.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Koivu is so highly regarded as a saint by the NHLPA he could two hand a ref in the face and it wouldn’t be punished, how dare we question him!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The more I look at the hit on Van Ryn..

…the worst it looks. It looks like he left his feel slightly and hit VR square in the numbers.

by HP on Nov 9, 2008 4:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Same, and Habs fans keep saying VayRy turned at “the last second”, I for one don’t see Van Ryan having anything but his numbers facing Komaserik the whole way into the boards.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Me three. He didn’t turn at the last second. There was a chance to not smack him from behind. TK didn’t take it. Suspension should be a given.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Four

There’s no excuse for a hit that severe. He f**ked up his face, bad. Maybe he couldn’t stop entirely, but did he have to follow through with such force upon contact? He never had any intention of letting up, he anticipated Van Ryn’s turn and drilled him. It’s as bad as the Lemieux’s hit on Draper.

If Hollweg had thrown that hit on a Canadien, he’d be done in Toronto, and the NHL, and NO ONE in Leaf Nation would be making excuses for him.

by general borschevsky on Nov 9, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell change it to any maple Leaf hitting any Canadian and it would be a media circus about how the Leafs are a dirty team, what do the Canadians get as outrage? They get an apologetic TK on tv who everyone is all too willing to believe his sob story. A Leaf player in that position would be crucified.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A large part of this has to do with that SI article

By noted Montreal Canadiens fan/apologist Michael Farber about how the Leafs were the most hated team in the NHL awhile back. This was the time of Tie Domi, Shayne Corson, Darcy Tucker, Travis Green, Gary Roberts, etc. Ever since then, the Leafs were seen as whiners, dirty, cheapshot artists who had no redeeming values but to goon it up.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 4:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I miss that team, we’d wreck em in the corners and on the Scoreboard. Sure the defense wasn’t anything special but with Cujo / Belfour being rediculous it didn’t matter.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the defence were fun to root behind, too. I could never understand the trading of Danny Markov from the Leafs. He genuinely loved the team and city, and we could have had the craziest, scariest, fearless shutdown pair of D at the time with Yushkie and Markov.

God, i miss those two.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thats why Unca Cliff went and got Frogurt, he missed those two so much

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Better yet...

Finger and Frogren are this generations Lefebvre and Rousse.

by general borschevsky on Nov 9, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

On Finger (twssbcww)

he has really slipped under the radar this season and i am really surprised at the lack of ripping on him for his contract.
But then I actually have been really impressed with him thus far, dude can throw body check.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

below radar above expectations

Agreed. He hasn’t made any glaring mistakes or done anything to stand out negatively, and for a stay at home defenceman that’s what you want. Everytime I see number 4 he looks comfortable.

by general borschevsky on Nov 9, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This can't right

I was told by every media member associated with the hockey world that Finger was an atrocious signing and shouldn’t amount to much? I had my “Larry Murphy + Bryan McCabe + Tom Kurvers = Finger’ed, Jeff styles” shirt all printed and ready to go!

My Leafs world is crumbling down.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It was bound to happen

the msm was wrong. I know, I’m scared too.

Oh wait, did I say scared? I meant to say not at all shocked. I’m tempted to find out what stocks they buy, just so I can buy the opposite.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This

It almost worked last night as it became a penalty to chase a rebound or breath on Jim Carey Price

I mostly agree with you, but only the 2nd GI penalty was a little weak. The 1st and 3rd were no-doubters.

The real heinous Frasering last night were the no-calls on the Schenn slew-foot that led directly to the tying goal, and the cross-check to Grabovski’s face by Gorges.

It was a high profile game at a time when head hits are news, so I would expect the purse-snatcher to get a 2 game suspension, but I would not be surprised if he doesn’t.

by Godd Till on Nov 9, 2008 4:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wanted to spit blood when I saw the non-call on the slew-foot and subsequent tying goal. I mean, I get it that reffing takes a bit of work, and sometimes you miss stuff, but come on! That is the very defintion of obvious.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And

hee – purse snatcher.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“but it was so cute! I had to have it”

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“and it goes with my outfit! See how it picks up the colour in my shirt? Adorable.”

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“And I can store things in it without creating unsightly bulges in my pockets!”

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He should have asked Vesa about fashionable man bags

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I still don’t get Vesa’s man bags. How much stuff do you need to carry around with you? I could fit most of my schoolbooks in that thing

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 4:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Keys, black berry, wallet, laptop, lip balm, 26er of rye, lighter, ipod, flask, spare flask, pocket knife, fetching monkey, spare spare flask
etc etc

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lucky clear bowling ball with the skull in it, my mom, my pet giraffe, giraffe food, an extra sweater in case it gets cold, tide to go sticks…

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 5:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and of course gum

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and another 5 back up flavours of gum (because you never know what kind you’ll be in the mood for)

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lest we forget 7 kinds of mints, some of that sweet breath spray and drops and of course listerine cool strips.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and hand lotion. You have to take care of your skin, especially with winter right around the corner.

And sunglasses (5 pairs, because you never know what outfit you’ll be wearing and you want to match)

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and gloves, incase it gets chilly, and a hat, and ear muffs, and a scarf

and a taster, and mace, and handcuffs, and my gat

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and duct tape and plastic wrap

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and enough saran wrap to cover a room, and an electric wireless saw, and a box of garbage bags

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

first off, I did a search for gat, and this came up.

Also, rubber gloves (because you just never know),deed to a haunted Indian burial ground, vaccination papers…

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

haha, on gat, that is both so close and so far from what i ment ( was going for the gangsta phrase for pistol) but that is much funnier.

Don’t forget your hockey stick and skates, you never know when a game of shinny is gonna break out

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and the pads. he is a goalie after all.

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and an umbrella, cant have the rain mussing his hair.And extra hair product in case he cant get the umbrella up in time.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or maybe just some replacement wigs and fashionable hats in case he doesn’t want to be bothered/can’t fix his hair.

I think we have a post for Getting Nifty in the Clutch

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hmm, this is a good idea.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lets see what other people think is in Vesa’s bag…
or at least, I was writing an NHL-wide goalie chat and this was one of the gags that came up

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I currently have two posts for nifty half done but an suffering massive writers block on them (Insert lack of funny)

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hrmmm…either way, this thread must be put to use

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i concure

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to let it die would just be…wrong

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

babies would cry, communism would rise etc etc

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

seriously—just copy paste and bob’s your uncle

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by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“And I have shoes just the right shade to go with it!”

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not usually a Blake defender, but

I looked at the replay of his goaltending interference call a few times and I just see him driving towards the net, where the puck was loose. Another Leaf player is crashing the net from a head on angle with a Montreal defender close behind. It looks to me like that Montreal player attempts to push the second Leaf player into the net and before he makes contact, Blake gets in the way and gets snooker’d into Price and the three of them go down.

Even though the Canadians scored on the PP, I also thought that is changed the intensity of the game. 3 goaltender interference penalties in a row is a pretty loud statememt that your going to the net.

by general borschevsky on Nov 9, 2008 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The third one looks bad from the bench’s side of things and the replay that they showed on CBC but if you watch the Yahoo highlights Blake actually runs into the Habs defender and the other Leaf and gets thrown into Carey.

The slewfoot was right in front of the ref so I am not too sure what play he was looking at to miss it.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 10, 2008 9:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tavares

according to the most recent rankings, he’s dropped to #3. I can only assume he sees how well the Leafs are playing, of course wants to still play for them, so he himself will tank this year to fall in the draft to wherever it is the leafs will pick. Can’t say I disagree with this strategy.

by lordosis on Nov 9, 2008 4:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Tavares is taking one for the team, he wants to be a Leaf so bad he is dropping the hype so they have a better shot at him, I like his moxy.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm all for Tavares

But watch out for Magnus Svensson Paajarvi. This kid looks like the next superstar Swedish forward who is lightning quick and does magical things with the puck.

Why does every description I say about any player sounds dirty?

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I also wouldn’t mind seeing Jared Cowen (or as Wrap lovingly calls him Cow Cow) in the Blue and white, he is gonna be a franchise defenseman, A Schenn, Cowen paring would be impenetrable.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

3 top 10 picks might be hard to come about.

by lordosis on Nov 9, 2008 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If anyone can do it, Cliffy can

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Silver Fox – Yes we can.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For the first time in a long time, I have no doubt that this team will only continue to get better over the next few years, I have an unflappable faith in Wilson and Unca cliff .
We have a team that won’t back down from anyone and a crop of young players who seem to be progressing well (well not Tlusty and Stralman, but still)

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Totally agree

There is a tangible sense of improvement that I haven’t seen in a long time. It’s so different from the feeling of just the lateral moves that the Leafs have been doing over the years. And I still have complete faith in Tlusty and Stralman, considering Tlusty is just barely two years removed from playing juniors and having to undo the mess Maurice caused by playing the guy 8 minutes a game.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The main issue with Tlusty and Stralman seems to be confidence. They both have the skillset to excel in the NHL, they just need to get their mojo back.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

They need the confidence to rise back up.

TWSS.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’ll be hard to criticise them as long as they keep working hard and running teams close. If they hit 9th again, so be it. They’ll fucking work their socks off for it.

And that’s all you can ask for.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Unlike last year’s effort which brought the mid-life ennui on a free and frequent basis.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hard work goes a long way in winning my admiration. So yes, they keep this level of effort up and I’ll be overjoyed, no matter the results.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wherever we finish, if the team bleeds for it, we have no cause to crticise. 8th, 9th, dead last, Whatever.

It’s the lack of effort that does my nut.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wherever we finish

provided we smack Ottawa and Montreal around a bit. I just needed to throw that caveat in there.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Goes without saying.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But I like saying it!

I’m mouthy. And have been known to scream out something like that at the tv (though with far more cursing than I like to see from a solider in peacetime).

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Your italian arn’t you?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Scotch-English-Irish-Welsh.

Not a drop of Italian. Sorry.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hmmmm, I’m just trying to figure out where the yelling comes from then, that mix is prime for TV punching and empty beer bottle launching.

I should know, I’m 100% Irish.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that mix is prime for TV punching and empty beer bottle launching.

Who are you and how long have you had a camera following me around?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

like i said 100% Irish here, its a personal involuntary reaction that I’ve seen in my bloodline.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So, you're not following me?

Whew. That’s a relief. I just can’t have witnesses lying around.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Witnesses are such a hassel, I mean instead of getting ride of one body, you gotta find space for the other 2 or 4

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

And I’m busy with school and other sundry activities – I don’t have time to search for body dumping locations!

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Watch Dexter, I found his tips on body disposal quite helpful.
Also Snatch

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would watch it, but sadly had to make a tough decision between cable and booze.

You can guess which one won out.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m definitely Scottish.

it’s what it says on my passport.

Where my passport says I’m a British citizen, it’s lying.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well actually I’m a Canadian who was born in the Maritimes with 100% Irish blood. Its a recipe for nothing but trouble

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I am aware of these things.

One of my great-grandfathers met one of my great-grandfathers at a Sinn Fein meeting in Glasgow in 1919.

Oddly. i’m quite proud of that.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

When I say I’m those four, I mean my ancestors are from there. I’m all Canadian, born in TO, and lived here my whole life, save two years in KW, which I do not remember due to extreme youth.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I do that all the time.

It’s fine.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Another d-man from the W?

I’m all for it. But depending how the scoring develops on this team, if it was between Magnus and Cow Cow, I would be hard pressed to pass up on the offensive talent (sorry wrap!).

But defence does win championships…not to mention scare the living crap out of every player having to face Schenn and Cowen in the zone.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm inclined to agree

The Leafs need that offensive gamebreaker, sooner or later.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If all else fails, Rick Mothafuckin Nash

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I hear...

Kovalchuk wants in, too.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kovy would be nice, but I think Nash would be a better fit, he can deak you or truck right through you, and he is better defensively.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer Nash as well. Just saying if we can get Nash, hey, might as well put in a call for Kovy, too.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nash – Kovy – Antr
Hags – Grabs – Koolaid
Steen – Stajan – Poni
Moore – Mayers – Blake

me likey

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If we’re playing a game of what ifs, can we maybe find a way to trade Blake then, and insert Tlusty into that lineup?

by lordosis on Nov 9, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

might have to trade Tlusty to get a better pick, see below.

so many options and players I keep missing em

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m thinking Steen will be used as well, if Cliff decides to improve the draft pick (depending if it’s a top 10 or not).

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like the fact that we do have so many assets that shipping off a few wouldn’t do to much damage (if the return works out of course)

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a question

Are there any untouchables on this team?

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schenn, Hagman and Grabs

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Of course if I were gonna REALLY stretch it, id trade Poni and Blake to get a better pick. then the last two lines would be

Steen – Stajan – Tavares/Schenn/Paajarvi
Moore – Mayers – Mitchell

actually scratch Blake for Mitchell anyways

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Trade blake?

We’d have to give compensation for someone to take this pantload off our hands.

by HP on Nov 9, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Just call tampa, look what they just traded Carle for. I think we can sell them Jason Blake.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tampa

would totally take Blake. And the change of location might be good for him. Silver Fox, make the call!

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, a pure offensive talent would be the best answer, but there are a few options and at a quick glance, there are at least 4 draftees that I wouldn’t hesitate to pick up.
Take the best pick available is probably the best mantra for this draft.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Getting two top 10 picks in this draft is going to be huge. But other teams know this as well, so Cliffy will have to do some creative wheeling and dealing. All the more reason why the Van Ryn injury hurts so much more than a simple douchebaggery hate of the Canadiens.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

True

And in any draft, I just hope there is an elite scoring prospect available to the Leafs. Getting two top ten picks in this draft is a pipe dream, I fear. At this rate, I fear we won’t get one.

by Godd Till on Nov 9, 2008 5:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d be more than happy with one top 5 draft pick again

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're in luck

This upcoming draft is supposed to be the year of offensive stars. The top 10 picks, only two of them are predicted to be defencemen.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but Hedman and Cow Cow, so tempting.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Here's the thing

I don’t see the Leafs getting a top 3 pick this year, which is too bad. Hedman is most certainly going to be a top 2 pick no matter what. Cowen looks to be a top 5 pick at worst. I don’t see the Leafs picking up either JT, Hedman, or Cowen. In fact, Magnus may be a pipe dream as well. But if the Leafs pick up the 7th to 10th pick (like this year), we’re looking at forwards like Braydon Schenn, Matt Ducshene, Ferraro (Ray’s son), and Toni Rajala (Finnish prodigy). And I wouldn’t be upset with any of those players at all, especially if we can get Nash/Kovy in free agency to combine the two. If was given the choice of one top 5 pick or Nash + top 10 pick, I’m leaning towards the latter.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have also been told to look at Levko koper and Tyler Johnson by a certian Cheif addict, apparently they are pretty good too.

hmm, the stats are eye pleasing.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Are they easy on the eyes?

As per recommendations from wrap arou-…err, i mean some random person on the net?

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

an anonymous montreal limo driver

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Was he wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey as well?

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Couldn’t tell, but I did smell South west BBQ sauce.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Levko:

That’s actually a bad picture of him. He is totally fetch. And he has been brilliant this season. I have no idea what he did over break but his puck handling and skating is just so much better. He is very smart and aware.

Johnson:

I love his JIm Halpert hair. While to many Johnson is just undersized, he works so much harder. He is in the top in the W for faceoff wins. He is light and speedy. He can break away like whoa. There are a few youtube clips of his goals. They are just astounding. He was invited to Coyote camp over the summer and did pretty solid.

Somehow Koper is still a bit under the radar but this season he is for sure turning heads. Some people have complaints about Cowen’s moves on the ice. But I think he is rather quick and agile given his size. Plus he is very protective of goalies. He frequently swats away players getting too close to Tokarski.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Nov 9, 2008 6:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson’s got some sick moves. He looks like he’d fit right in with the Leafs speed.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler and Lev are on the same skill level. And both are great on the PK. Especially Tyler.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Nov 9, 2008 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe JT can fake a major injury...

….and Leafs can grab him in the fifth round.

by HP on Nov 9, 2008 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he can always pull a Lindros...

and refuse to play for any team other than the Leafs, as vile as that move may be in hindsight.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If he turns out to be the player Lindros was (pre stevens) yes yes a million times yes

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 5:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dino Ciccarelli....

…broke his leg in Junior and was never even drafted.

by HP on Nov 9, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

are you saying he’s still available? Pick him up!

by lordosis on Nov 9, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HP

Maybe JT can fake a broken leg is all. :)

by HP on Nov 9, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He better fake it

Considering Tavares weakness continues to be his skating. But hey, when you’re compared to Mike Bossy (!), how the hell do you say no to JT?

On that topic, am I the only one who thinks Tavares can stand to improve his demeanour and the way he presents himself in the media? He really sounds standoffish and uncomfortable, which won’t matter if he’s pumping in 40 goals every year. But it’s something i noticed.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

habs lose to a powerhouse

You know that is why leafs are so friggan twofaced for years the league sat back while you idiot leaf fans were in heaven and admired the 3 stooges of hockey.Yes Belak Domieand Tucker WHO THIS WEEK IS BEING INVESTIGATED FOR GOING FOR KNEES.Now you have a whole bunch of fall over and roll Euros and now you complain.Boston wiped you up ypu wine .Enjoy your win now you think father time fleeced Gainey time will but Grabs true colours will show .For years you cheered the antics of the three stooges and now a big deal is made because its the Leafs .But the Habs will bounce back and your time will come .But for now cry and whine with all your soft euros.YOU only see what you wish to see and of coursedon cherry will blow your noses .That is why most teams hate the Leafs that call on Shenn was way over rated .Montreal will prevail and you know what the sun did come up here in Slave lake alberta just remember youve had it coming since the 3 stooges era next time big George will make things right. There have been way worse hits but this is suck ass Toroto nuff said

by Rig Pig on Nov 9, 2008 6:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that the worst attempt at bashing the Leafs ever, A for effort though you tried real hard.
Go enjoy your cheap shot artist over hyped team. Go back to Habs blog.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

F**k tank, is that you?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, if it was him there would be a nonsensical photo shop to accompany it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

true, and there are too many words to be a true F**k tank nation post. But the feeling is there

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, same lack of a grasp on the English language and irrational hate writting style, it could be his Canadians fan brother

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I will never tire of this name. Or rather, the misinterpreted name of an already messed up name.

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The irony is rich.
But for now cry and whine with all your soft euros.

You’re absolutely right.

In fact, Kovalev, Markov, the Tits brothers, Koivu, Plekanec, Hamrlik, Lang, and Halak are all sharing tallboys in a hot tub reminiscing about their rough and tumble childhoods growing up in Flin Flon, Alberta, while giggling loudly on how European the Leafs are becoming lately. How un-Montreal Canadiens like!

by bkblades on Nov 9, 2008 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

boo yah!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry. Once more in English please.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Not sure if you can read since that post surely doesn’t clear things up but this isn’t Hockey Buzz. Try a little harder.

As for the Belak I defy you to name one time when he laid a dirty hit. As for the other two, Leaf fans, unlike blinkered Habs fans, were able to admit when they laid dirty hits. If you didn’t see anything wrong with the filth that you team perpetrated on Saturday then you’ve really lost the plot.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 10, 2008 9:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Before that comment, I was totally a Leaf fan and hated the Habs. But with your eloquence, thoughtful dialogue and brilliant command of facts and spelling, I have changed my mind. Habs rule!

Gah. Seriously, douchey? Thanks for proving the point. You, your team, and all your players suck the monkey in any and all respects. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out because I don’t want ass prints on my new door!

That is all.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 8:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Pwnd!

Nice touch on the ass prints….gold.

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What can I say?

 I’m a classy broad, but tick me off, and I get mouthy. And the Habs fan I told to suck it as I pointed in their face after the fourth goal last night will no doubt back me up on that.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

A classy broad who’s a Leaf fan and isn’t afraid to tell a Habs fan to suck it. Where have you been all my life? ;)

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 9:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Getting thrown out of Toronto’s classier bars?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 9:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

EEEEEEE-jected!

Oh I’ve been thrown out of a bar or two in my day…what’s so wrong with falling asleep at a table? I’m not causing shit…ease up!

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 9:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There is nothing wrong with falling asleep at a table. Now, partial nudity, that’ll get you in trouble right quick. Or that’s what I hear.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stories to tell Mabel?? Do tell…;)

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Without going into too much detail

(to project the innocent bystanders, you see)

Once, a few years ago, I was at a venue where adult beverages were being served, and after a few, I decided that I was terribly overdressed and removed some of my clothing, as did one of my friends. The people running the venue weren’t impressed, and asked me and my friends to leave. The gentlemen who were sitting next to us were not pleased that we were leaving. I can’t imagine why…

Did I mention how classy I am? Good.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You shouldn't have been ejected...

…they should have comped you a round! How are women in a state of partial undress bad for business?? You’re DEFINITELY in for PPPub night…;)

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also:

SUPER classy ;)

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh,

I haven’t even gotten into my classiest stories. Which should either impress or terrify everyone. Your pick.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bring em on...

…I won’t lie…comment thread crush!

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you read the 'Habs love hitting from behind' thread?

There’s a bit where LD and I go on about Stajan’s eyes, and other things, and there’s some insight into how my mind works.

And as for telling more stories, well, I don’t know. Shouldn’t I save those for later? Plus, I don’t want to scare people off.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I shall do my research…

I’m always up for a good story, but I’ll leave it to your discretion, in case you feel you don’t want to offend the sensibilities of the community at large…

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha...

…yes, I see. So I don’t have to hide the cuffs and other assorted apparatuses (apparatae) if you happen to stop by.

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

By all means no, keep ’em out in plain view.

And I have to keep something for the pubnight, no? ;)

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

True enough….you’re one classy dame, Mabel…

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s exactly what I put on my business cards.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And...

…that’s great news. The swing is a bitch to dismantle and put away.

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So true

That’s why I keep mine out at all times. If it’s not in use, I just use it as a magazine rack.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a versatile tool, no question. But then if I fill it with magazines, where do the ball gags go?

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

use them as napkin rings whenever you have company?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I hadn’t thought of that use!

I tend to use “out of use ballgags” as makeshift plant hangers. Try it. The only problem is when you want to use them, but I figure the plants can hang out on the floor for a bit…

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant...

…you two are a couple of Martha Stewarts…ballgag planters are a good thing!

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I figure especially in these tough economic times, you don’t want to go without ballgags for the sake of plantholders, so get them to do double duty.

And I am like Martha Stewart – I cook, I bake, and I can be terribly evil.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to, but the condo board got all persnickety about it, so I had to let them go.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Effing condo boards

They will be the end of society….what’s a couple of hens?

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They wil indeed. I mean, come on, I just needed twenty or so of them to make sure I could get fresh eggs every morning.

Apparently they thought there was a better use for the party room.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey PPP

Can you keep us posted on how many Google search hits for “ballgag planters” bring traffic to the site? I am strangely compelled to know the answer to this question.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I of all people am missing a thread about getting kicked out of bars? Jeez, I have a doctorate in it.

Once I got kicked out of a bar because I followed through on a bet that I couldn’t get kicked out just for staring at a bouncer, took 2 hours, but it worked

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Once I got kicked out of a bar because I followed through on a bet that I couldn’t get kicked out just for staring at a bouncer, took 2 hours, but it worked

Did you give him Stajan melty eyes?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 9:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know! How unfair is that? I mean, technically what we were doing isn’t even illegal (anymore), and the guys getting trying to convince them to let us stay. But to no avail. Oh well, we spent our booze money elsewhere after that.

And I am so in for a PPPub night.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You can't write or spell

But maybe you can count.

6-3

by Godd Till on Nov 9, 2008 9:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Godd:

You forgot “think”. Douchey McTrollbag can’t think, write or spell.

But it’s nice to see that they’re letting the special class use computers.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Douchey McTrollbag

Love it! You’re on fire with the good lines today, what with that and the Schenn of asprin.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank ye kindly, ma’am (tips hat).

Them dirty Habs just get my juices goin’, I guess. Ewwww.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 9, 2008 11:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

-1

For the images of dirty hab juices flowing (yes, I know that’s not what you said, but that’s where you took my mind. Shudder.)

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oops. Brings my total to -657,348. Better start looking for credit somewhere.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 9, 2008 11:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry, your money’s no good here anyhow.

And I’m sure the total is somewhat better than that. At least in my book it is.

by Mabel on Nov 10, 2008 12:01 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who told you about the counterfeit dough?

Thx. May need to borrow your books sometime to prove it…

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 10, 2008 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have my sources, but I can’t mention them as I may need them again.

And my books are your books.

by Mabel on Nov 10, 2008 12:05 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Woot!

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 10, 2008 12:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Woot indeed.

Of course, the time may come when I need to you do a favour for me in return…

by Mabel on Nov 10, 2008 12:08 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope nothing that bad happens to your oldest boy Sonny. Stay away from toll roads…

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 10, 2008 12:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to be honest I’m surprised it didn’t stay around to hopelessly flame any responses with a barrage of the three stooges crack they kept rambling about, probably nap time.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't get

the three stooges comment. Well, to be fair, I didn’t get half of the whole rambling, garbled diatribe. But I really don’t get the three stooges part.

Am I an idiot?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My best guess at moron deciphering is that he ment the Leafs haven’t been good since the three stooges were popular.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That seems like a good attempt at moron deciphering, Jared. I think you could be right.

Though if you are, how lame is that ‘insult’? Good lord, you’d think they’d come up with a new one every 10 or so years.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What he doesn’t know is that the three stooges are still widely popular and regarded as a classic by true affictionadoes, much like the Leafs. In a round about way, he complemented us.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well played, sir.

I like the way your mind works.

I look forward to our fanfic escapades together…

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We;re like 3 musketeers, except instead of swords we write fanfics

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 9:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=2

Pavel Kubina loves football???

How does he find the time? What whith trying to find a home and all….

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he’s got crazy muscular legs. that is all

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ronaldinho’s his favourite player!!!

Sorry.

That man-crush is all over.

Leo Messi is where it’s at these days (obv this is after Luke Schenn, Bear Grylls and other fine examples of manly men.).

Kudos to Andi Petrillo for knowing who Paolo Maldini is, but no way was he better than Franco Baresi.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you have to do something in the offseason I suppose

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by loser domi on Nov 9, 2008 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just watching the highlights again.

Is it okay that I’m vaguely aroused by them?

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yes?

Is that what you wanted to hear?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely.

I am normal.

Right???

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I don’t that I’d go that far. But yes, the sensations you are experiencing are a normal bodily reaction to beating those stupid mofos. Everyone feels that way.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, okay.

I need more therapy then.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't say that either

I don’t know, you may need more therapy, but hating the Sens and Habs and getting aroused by crushing them is a sign of normality.

Are there any other behaviours you are concerned about?

(I’m better than WebMD)

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you forgot
“and how does that make you feel?”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you also forgot

“tell me about your mother”

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by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 9:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have to save something to cover in our next session, otherwise how can I keep billing?

(Oh, article1, did I mention that I do charge a small fee for my services. Expect your bill shortly. And I do break legs.)

by Mabel on Nov 10, 2008 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah!

Now to solve my alcohol problem.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What problem?

Not having enough? Cuz that does suck.

Other than that, I see no problem with alcohol.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not anything to do with consumption.

My problem is that I like tequila.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tequila is an evil bastard

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

i’ve decided that it’s quite like being in an abusive relationship.

Everything’s fine an happy for most of the time, then it kicks fuck out of you for no reason at all. Then everything’s fine again.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The realy bad thing is that I was given a bottle of really good tequila for my birthday that’s sitting like some malevolent demon in my kitchen wating for me to get stupid.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon

get stupid. You know you want to…

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to think that, and then I had a really good night with tequila last year, and I’ve changed my mind.

Jager, on the other hand, is evil.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rye is my best friend, no matter how many times I get sick off of it, I never get sick of it.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I got my grandmother’s genes: rye and gin are like mother’s milk to me. I’ve had nights where you’d think I’d be put off ’em (and some of my friends have been) but I keep on coming back for more.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

 I had a really rough night with Scotch (which I love) several years back and it took me about 5 years before I could even smell the stuff without feeling queasy.

We’re buddies again.

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thats how I am with tequila, 6 years later I can’t smell it without an instant gag reflex

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Reunited, and it feels so good!

I’ve never had that. Outside of not being able to drink rum for a few years in my early twenties…

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We had an extended musical montage the first night I was able to consume Scotch again. It was glorious.

This is further testament to your general classiness.

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Musical montages and booze are awesome. During my good times with tequila, I distinctly recall breaking into the song ‘Tequila’, complete with dance moves. In public.

The testaments to my general classiness never end.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Educational clip that made me laugh...

…I’ve linked to the appropriate moment, but the whole thing made me chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWt-fduKFmo#t=1m01s

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Frak...

…the link broke. Gotta copy and paste the whole thing for it to work. Perhaps not worth that much effort ;)

I’ll be over here.

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I made the effort. Yes, your praise is appreciated.

And he’s not wrong. Tequila is the most jealous of all liquors.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tequilla is the only thing that has pushed me to that limit, ive drank myself into comas on everything else you can name and it hasn’t stuck like that.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m down with the Polish vodka these days. Zubrowka’s gorgeous stuff.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Word

I enjoy that quite a bit.

I would like to point out that the bottom of my freezer is full of different bottles of vodka. I think it is a good use of freezer space.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stop it!

You are beating me about the scalp and face with your classy stick!

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Vodka is a dangerous thing. Hell, any alcohol I can’t taste in my drink and know how strong it is is dangerous…

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wuss!

There, I said it.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

not dangerous for me, just the general public that will have to deal with me

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I see, so you’re the rambunctious, obnoxious drunk, are you?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

check mate, bingo and 10-4

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice

I went to school with one of those, and I remember at an end of the year dinner, he got tossed out of the restaurant before we’d even ordered due to drunkeness.

Is that also you?

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Shot of Zubrowka straight, followed by a glass of apple juice.

Disturbingly nice.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Hmmm… will have to try that.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The apple juice kills the burn and Zubrowka isn’t that strong to start with.

I know too many Polish people….

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know its mostly weenie waving, but all this Habs fan talk of “Leaf Fans finding out soon why we hated Grabs” has me interested, I mean what did he do and why did we never hear about it until he became good for their bitter rival?
C’mon guys give us a hint, or are you just leaving it open to interpretation so the first thing he does wrong you can blow out of proportion and say you were right all along?

Nah, you wouldn’t do that would you?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 10:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

mostly weenie waving

That is the name of my next boyband. Patent pending.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do I have to change my name??

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Because I'm so nice

For a nominal fee, I will allow you to keep it.

I’ll ponder possible name options.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Completely random Simpsons quote that I’ve been dying to say for a while but haven’t had a valid reason.

“So I says to Mable, I says”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE that...

I use it all the time…“so I says to him, I says….”

I don’t know what it is exactly, but that is some funny shit right there.

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s me. :)

Tell your friends.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

???

My reading is that he had a couple chances but was never given the opportunity at the NHL level. Maybe he’s a one trick pony, but the Canadiens never gave him the opening to develop into something more.

Hopefully Ron does.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I read it as he didn’t really do anything to stand out, and because they are so forward heavy, wasn’t going to get a chance just because. Then he didn’t handle being shunted to the pressbox too well.

And if that is all, then I say “Whatevs.”

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, so young tallented hockey player getting benched and or shunned because he is lightiing up the AHL and knows he could contribute to the team and then is happy when he gets out of dodge and gets a chance to show his stuff in the bigs?

wow, what an evil dude Grabs is!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Right.

So they were too stupid to realise they had something a bit special and it’s our fault for trading for him?

I think Grabs knows exactly how good he is and I can’t blame him for being upset lesser talents got opportunities ahead of him.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I pray that one day this trade will be mentioned beside the Luongo and Thornton trades as most lopsided. God I want that ammunition to hold over Hab fans.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

As I say.

Right now he’s a 25-25-50 guy.

As a rookie.

If Ron’s as good as I think, he’ll be a 40-40-laugh-in-the-face-of-Habs-fans guy in 3 years time.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Grabs and Hagman kept on the same line with a true sniper, I’d have no trouble seeing them both as 80-100 point guys, kept with Kool-aid and given a year or two, I’m seeing the whole line putting up between 50 and 70 points each easy

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So what you’re saying is:

If and when we’re back to being a contender, the 2nd line’s sorted.

AT THE VERY LEAST.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Correct, and that they have possible first line potential

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would kill for that kind of ammunition

Please ask me to kill for that kind of ammunition.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ask you? Hell I’ll lend you my killin hat, its fashionable and machine washable

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You would? That’s great. I look awesome in a hat.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it even has a spatter shield so you don’t get blood in your eyes

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It does? How convenient. And thoughtful. I think it would be a great addition to any outfit.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you have the killin shirt?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 9:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I usally wear a tube top.

(May I say I hate not having cable? Gah.)

by Mabel on Nov 10, 2008 12:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t have cable either—I just download them online

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by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 2:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You are very, very wise. We can learn much from you.

by Mabel on Nov 10, 2008 4:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

a google search for TV torrents should set you up quick

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by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I see it as sour grapes, he’s gonna be good for us and they can’t take it. Fuck em, and their couch/mother/birthday combo

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 10:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

At the very worst, I see him staying exactly where he is on our 2nd line.

With work and effort he’s a goal-scoring Pavel Datsyuk.

That set-up for Hagman’s 1st last night was positively contagious.

by article1 on Nov 9, 2008 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes the “most underrated defense man in the NHL” got owned by Grabs, he looked like Bure (Pavel, not the crappy one) on that play.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You could be right about the sour grape theory

and if you are, isn’t it nice that someone else gets to be sour about a young player leaving their team and being awesome with the new team? Good times.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

all this hate from habd land is nice...

for so long, we ignored them and focused most of our hate on Ottawa, now they seem insignificant, and Montreal is a more worthy opponent. Hating the Sens is almost kind of sad to me now, like hating your old senial and slightly demented grandpa, because you know he can’t help that he wets the bed and makes no sense, that’s ottawa to me. early onset dementia with a nasty case of the bed wets. The habs on the other hand, are running around like they’re a bunch of tough guys, trying to prove to their fans how big and bad they are by going after guys with their backs turned…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Nov 9, 2008 11:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hee. The Sens as senile, bedwetting gramps.

You are gold, Blur.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“When I was your age I went to the Stanley cup finals in 6 feet of snow up hill both ways Dag-nabbit, now change my diaper, the phone rang and it scared me”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

In my day, they didn’t have Stanley Cup “Finalities”. There were only two teams, and they played a game a day for 2 months, outdoors, with no substitutes. What, you didn’t know how One-Eyed Frank McGee lost that eye? Kids today…

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

…and tied an onion to my belt – which was the fashion at the time.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior"

by jrwendelman on Nov 9, 2008 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Night all...

I’m off to dream about the lengthy winning streak on which the Leafs are about to embark.

Side note – do you think PPP is cool with all of us just hanging out in his mom’s basement like this?. Cause I have to say, I kind of dig it…beats drinking alone ;)

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It reminds me of thats 70s show, were all hanging out in Eric’s Basement even when he’s not here

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nighty night

Mmmmm….winning streak….

And I have to agree, it does beat drinking alone.

by Mabel on Nov 9, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

On the internet, you’re never alone

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 9, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My Mom Says...

That as long as you clean up before you leave you are welcome any time.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Nov 10, 2008 10:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

your mom is great.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 10:08 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Word...

PPP’s mom is the best. She makes awesome cookies and doesn’t mind if we have a few adult beverages.

by clark4calder on Nov 10, 2008 10:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

She even made us rice Krispie squares once!

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by loser domi on Nov 10, 2008 11:02 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll drink to that…let’s get a pub night crackin’…

by clark4calder on Nov 9, 2008 11:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

There was a Sunday Night Spam Crown Competition?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Nov 10, 2008 12:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cox

What a goof. Throwing out the excuse that the Leafs wanted to win more because they had just lost 3, or that the the Habs were “slow” because they had played all of an extra 5 minutes in OT the night before.. What a crock. I thought so-called champion teams were supposed to “rise above” crap like being a little pooped out. Cram those retarded excuses,

The habs were flat and lazy because they had assumed they could just waltz in and steamroll over the Leafs with their fancy dancy passing, shooting and powerplays. Hard to win at the powerplay game when your team is the one taking all the brutal penalties – not even Fraser could job them the victory!

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 10, 2008 3:01 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I didn't watch this game

But I just spoke to a co-worker who did, he is a fellow Leafer and HE IS PISSED.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 10, 2008 8:28 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

OMG

I just watched the reply on the hit on Van Ryn…

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

Van Ryn never even turned at all!!! That should be an automatic suspension, anything less and we need to form an angry mob in front of the NHL’s front office.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 10, 2008 8:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw the highlights

Sweet Jeebus what a bunch of dirty mofos.

Okay, when Tucker, Domi and McCabe where all in a Bud’s uniform, I had no issue admitting that the Leafs were a dirty team just because of those three, but WTF Habs?!

I just lost any respect I had for the Habs, this is total baloney, did they throw even a single clean hit during the game? What’s with all the hitting from behind and trips? Bunch of dirty assholes.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Nov 10, 2008 8:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Um..

You had respect for the Habs before? BLASPHEMER!

PURGE THE HERETIC! BURRRRRRN HIIIIIIIM!!!

by LeafFanInVan on Nov 10, 2008 1:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There is no cure

but the fire. Burn him!

(kidding Winkle, I know what you mean. I hated them b/c they were our rivals, not b/c they were douchey losers who actively try to slew-foot and hit from behind. Now I hate them for both reasons.)

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