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It feels good to have watched a Leafs team that can play some defence. Of course, they pulled this same trick last year at around the same time so we'll see if they manage to continue flying high.

Speaking of flying high, on today's date in 1903 the Wright brothers took flight for the first time in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Nothing important happened in Carolina since then except for a Habs loss last night. So much for winning the conference.

A dark period in history took place in 1944 as the US Congress agreed to intern Japanese-Americans. Somehow they still have not been able to get Congress to agree to intern Flyers fans. Not that you ever hear about that period in US history as the only person as intent on re-writing the history books as the US government is Gary Bettman with his shady points system. Sharks fans (or the Japanese in this analogy which is kind of ironic) want the truth out: the Sharks are awesome.

Another World War II moment comes by way of the Hawaiian Islands where, on this date in history, the commander of Pearl Harbour was canned. Good thing they waited eleven days to figure out that it was time to rebuild. At least one senators fan seems to have finally clued into the surprise awaiting that fanbase: the sens suck.

Ok, onto the easy part, the links:

  • Alec has some thoughts on last night's game. Sure, Sifers finally stopped being invisible on that first pinch (PINCH PINCH PINCH!! as Maguire would say it) but the defence settled down afterwards.
  • Holy crap! It's one week to Christmas. What do you get the Leaf fan that has...stuff? Well, for the discerning fan DGB can provide a short-list of things for the Leaf fan in your life.
  • Clear the track! It's Eddie Shack!...bleeding in a picture on a pretty neat site. Where are all of these coming from?
  • World War I wasn't the end of the world but this news could be a precursor for a lot of trouble in the NHL. Thank God the Leafs have cleard so much cap space.
  • TSM took the Berger quotation and ran with it. Apparently Mike Toth doesn't watch sports either. Do their bosses know that these guys are pretending to be informed and collecting paycheques just to talk out of their asses? I wonder if Greg Brady watches any hockey.
  • TSM has a bunch of thoughts including one that just put him on Chemmy's shit-list. Can you guess which one it is?
  • Steve wonders who will go where when players start coming back from injuries. He thinks Sifers might have gotten himself in some trouble with his, you got it, PINCH PINCH PINCH!
  • Greener wonders when Williams can expect to be sent down. Read the first comment. I think Connie just came on to Greener.
  • There's a new Till Bits. I know, I thought that they were dead too. Anyway, the Rogers and Tim Horton's commercials can't hold a candle to the Canadian Tire ones with the douche neighbour.

 

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I know what I want for Christmas.
McGuire to get transfered to NBA coverage

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2008 9:19 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Could you imagine if Ron Wilson was your boss? I’m not sure if I’d be the most productive employee ever or if I’d spend a third of my day reading job postings and polishing my CV.

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on Dec 17, 2008 9:28 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s overblown. People say the same thing about Rafa Benitez but when the players are asked they talk about how great and supportive the guy is with them.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 17, 2008 9:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know most of it’s for show, but still – the dude videotapes practices and watches them later to see if he missed anyone slacking off.

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on Dec 17, 2008 9:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Wilson takes the tablet to team dinners to show players what bites they could have chewed better.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 17, 2008 9:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Question

Does anyone know of this supposingly McDonald’s deal where your Leafs tickets become vouchers for a free Big Mac if the Leafs win a game (sorta like the Pizza Pizza thing they had going not too long ago)? My boss went to the game last night and he gave me his tickets.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 17, 2008 9:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yes

That is true at local McDonald’s. No word on how local it has to be.

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by PPP on Dec 17, 2008 10:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hrm...

One would assume within the GTA… I’ll try it out tonight, I got 2 tics, will try to get 2 Big Macs, they are one of the few items I can stomach from McDonald’s without vomitting it back up upon the immediately realization that I just ate McDonald’s.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 17, 2008 11:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Shit LIst

Sorry, Chemmy…had to throw that little shoutout your way, it was about 1:30am when i wrote that. Do you know which somewhat famous hockey analyst is a HUGE terrier fan????

by torontosportsmedia.com on Dec 17, 2008 10:37 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Chemmy's on vacation

So save us the suspense. Who loves BU hockey beside Chemmy?

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by PPP on Dec 17, 2008 10:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

uhhh
Nothing important happened in Carolina since then except for a Habs loss last night.

ouch. I guess that Cup doesn’t count. Yah, they’ve sucked since, but still.

by "Dave Schultz" on Dec 17, 2008 1:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

No cups won below the Mason-Dixon line count.

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by PPP on Dec 17, 2008 1:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

in your mind, in reality they do.

by "Dave Schultz" on Dec 17, 2008 1:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i not so secretly

covet Eric Staal.

there, i said it. cat’s out of the bag now…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2008 2:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you and me both

I’ve never made it a secret I’m a little nutso for all the Staal boys.

by "Dave Schultz" on Dec 17, 2008 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Carolina is HORSEMEN COUNTRY

by Godd Till on Dec 17, 2008 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Funny Headline

I saw this headline on the CKNW website:

Flames rob family of Christmas

Those damn dirty flames! oh, wait..

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 17, 2008 1:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It was obviously Bertuzzi.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 17, 2008 1:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

It’s funny that Godd mentions that terrible Tim Horton’s commercial, my dog really hates it too! He barks and growls when all the people do their “ahhh?” noises denoting their new stupid cheap ass coffee cups filled with terrible, terrible timmy’s coffee.

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 17, 2008 1:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wanna

Watch Blake’s SO goal in the highlights but frigging work is blocking the streams from every site that it hasn’t completely blocked off.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 17, 2008 1:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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