To Play Or Not To Play
Editor's Note: Mats' indecision has long since passed a threshold that could rightly be called ridiculous. Now, with this recently uncovered excerpt it looks like Mats might be thinking of avenging his father's murder.
Excerpt from Mats Sundin's journal, dated December 3, 2008:
To play or not to play, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
Training camp with children seeking outrageous entry-level fortune
Or to take arms mid-season against a sea of trap-playing Devils
And by opposing, end their season in the first round. To cry, to golf;
No more; and by the front nine to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand torn ACLs
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To cry, to golf,
To golf, perchance to birdie. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that round what scores may come,
When we have shuffled out of the first round of the playoffs,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long and distinguished a career
For who would bear the poor wingers and scorns of Leafs Nation
Pat Quinn's wrong, Don Cherry's contumely,
The pangs of despised playoff performances, the referee's delay,
The insolence of rookie general managers, and the spurns
That patient merit of Jonas Hoglund takes,
When he himself might his retirement make
With a mere gesture? Who would continue to bear,
To grunt and sweat through 8 am practices,
But that the dread of life after retirement,
The undiscovered idleness that from which none
But those named Lemieux or whom have toiled for the Ducks of Anaheim returns
Puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear the multi-million-dollar contracts and screaming coaches
Than to fly off to a fanless fate we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is mitigated by the terms of the fore-offered contract,
And pro-rated salary along with available cap space to add complimentary pieces,
With this regard non-contenders turn away,
And lose the name of action.
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Two Thumbs Up!
“To golf, perchance to birdie. Ay, there’s the rub,”
love that line…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2008 5:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh now this, this is inspired
Clap … clap … clap. clap. clap-clap-clap.
Bravo!
Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
by Dominik on Dec 17, 2008 9:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You combined two of my favourite things
Shakespeare and hockey.
I’d quote my preferred lines, but then I’d just be copying and pasting the whole thing. Well done indeed.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
by Mabel on Dec 17, 2008 9:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The Steve Dangle version; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCKgQp5lT34
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by wrap around curl on Dec 17, 2008 10:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
aw man...
…I had no idea this had been done… now I feel douchy… sorry
by Wendel's Moustache on Dec 17, 2008 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
meh
actually it’s not really the same at all, so I don’t feel too bad, but still…
by Wendel's Moustache on Dec 17, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, man
It’s freaking Shakespeare, and it’s freaking Hamlet! It’s been imitated thousands of times over 400 years! (Plus, Hamlet and Sundin are a natural fit.) So don’t feel bad about the concept. The beauty is in the execution and the care for words, which you nailed in my book.
Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
by Dominik on Dec 17, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s great. Unfortunately, there is some of it I now have to go look up….
Leaf, the universe and everything.
by 1967ers on Dec 18, 2008 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't
It’s not the first time that Shakespeare has been parodied but it’s been my favourite.
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by PPP on Dec 18, 2008 1:01 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nicely Played.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Dec 18, 2008 12:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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