Your Toronto Maple Leafs at The Massholes
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Ok
So now we can officially begin the post-Mats era.
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Hmmm I wonder if anyone makes it in tonight…
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Stupid Bill Watters
Just called Blake’s 360 hotdogging AND selfish. What a dumbass.
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hotdogging
Is this some kind of dreadful euphamism?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
hotdogging = showing off
Of course, the truth is that it was a brilliant move.
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So, am I the only one who wants a drink?
I just can’t handle the crap we’re all going to have to deal with now. Gah!
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Me Too
House is dry! AHHH!!!
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House is dry?
I know all those words, but not in that order. ’splain plz.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
A tragic series of events…
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I have some Spanish vodka with your name on it, PPP.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
You've
never had Spanish vodka, have you? I can tell :\
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
go on…
/hanging on your every word and elipsis
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Ummm basically I thought about grabbing some beers before getting home, figured I’d set up the game thread and do it and then I checked my gmail and here I am.
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Oh
That’s sad. I have a fully stocked liquor cabinet. No beer, but much gin, vodka, rye and other sundrey boozes. Shall I drink something for you?
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I need a shot of snakebite..
Jack Daniels and Tequila… mmmmmmm…
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
ill stick with just JD
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Usually
That is perfect, but today makes me want to add the Tequila….
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
ill just add more JD, then more, and more
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Hey
Reminds me of being back home around my fellow Nova Scotians, ball up those feelings and push them deep down inside and pour booze over them until the hurting goes away.
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
sounds like what it is to be a newfoundlander, or Irish, which i happen to be both
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Screwdrivers for PPP it is
I don’t have any tequila or JD boys, sorry.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
luckily
I have a healthy supply
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
My thoughts are with you at the testing time, Mabs
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Thank you
Honestly? The stupid fans of other teams who can’t come up with anything better than ‘1967’ or ‘Maple Laffs’ to hurl as insults at us are going to have a field day. The mittenstringers are going to kill a thousand forests writing about how this is just another example of Leaf mismanagement.
In short? I don’t want to be in TO for the next, say, year or so.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
And to think you laughed when I suggested Antarctica earlier.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
You were right
I was wrong. I grant you that. I also enjoy that I’m apparently not allowed to be annoyed by all this, even amongst my own brethren. That’s really making me super impressed with the populace at large.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
use the maces’
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
hey look, a game thread
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:00 PM EST reply actions
I made it.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:03 PM EST reply actions
Hi! I’m sad. Are you still snowed in?
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Oh yeah. It’s been snowing all day. I will link up a pic in a minute of the madness. The whole friggen city is shut down.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
and
theres taht poker stars commercial to rub it in
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:06 PM EST reply actions
No! you're not allowed to be annoyed
apparently. So stop it.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I am alone in my room with Jack Danials, he doesnt care how I feel
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
I found some rum!
And apparently an almost full bottle of Canadian Club
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Good thing
apparently you’ll need it.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
FUCKSAKES
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions
VOMMIT
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions
FUCK!
Well, this is going just as well as I imagined it would.
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Oh Christ.
Well, that really helped me get less sad. Or not.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Crap..
MORE RUM!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Oh we are a fine bunch
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
and shot number 3!
screw mixcing
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:13 PM EST reply actions
/wrist
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:13 PM EST reply actions
What the hell
I know they usually are flat in the first but this is nuts… Pressure them off the puck for gods sake.
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Snowed in.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions
HOLY SHIT!
That is insane!
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Yes. about 36 hours ago we had no snow. I told y’all I was snowed in! I wasn’t kidding.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Totally. Pretty much the entire city is closed. I am glad mom and I went and bought groceries a few days ago.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
wowzers...
do you know the street value of that yard…!?!?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 18, 2008 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Hi blurr!!!!
I’m downing gin at an appalling rate. How are you?
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
5.5 easy
double that if you step on it a few times
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Do they think it is a 7:30 start?
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I am crying.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:15 PM EST reply actions
MOTHER FUCKER!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:15 PM EST reply actions
COME ON!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
ASLDKFJASDLKJFASDLJKFASDLKJFLJKADSF
/Mabel bashes head into keyboard repeatedly
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Eat a bag of dicks
Good move Leafs. And now Joseph gets to play.
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that calls for a double
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:16 PM EST reply actions
Cujo hasn’t played in three weeks. Well this bodes well.
BAD CHUBBEH BUNNY.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:17 PM EST reply actions
well
it could be worse
we could be Sens fans
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:17 PM EST reply actions
they have cooties!
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
and lower than average intelligence and looks!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
no
she is a Habs fan
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
she isnt even really a hockey fan
She just likes them because she was born outside of Montreal
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
she isnt even really a hockey fan
Well that answers that question
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
pounds?
oh, yes that wacky brittish money
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Last time I checked, one of yours had QEII on too.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
yeah
but we call em Dollars, which is what they are really called
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
hey
our money has woodland creatures on it.
thats serious buisness
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now!
No need to get testy. Our money is delightful. Don’t say things you can’t take back, or we’ll pull QEII off and slap, um, Don Cherry on.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
celin dion
is going on the hundred
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
With the way the economy is going...
I’m not sure if the Monopoly money wouldn’t be worth more than our dollar.
At this rate, I’ll be drunk before the first intermission. And I still have stuff to do tonight!
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I’ll race you
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
'kay
but you might already be ahead. I’m just done my first g&t, though I do make em strong.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I’m just doing straight shots
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
UGH. I have the worst feed. I have the Boston feed. Where they like to bring in kids to help do play by play.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:21 PM EST reply actions
uh,,
what?/
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
Children should not be allowed to do play by play
EVER.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I know right? The thought is sweet. But it’s all wrong.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
ZOMG!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions
KUUUBIIIII
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions
victory shot!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions
man
imagine if Blakes hands were as fast as his feet?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:25 PM EST reply actions
Please Leafs, do this for me? Make the pain slightly less? kthxbai
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
It hurts deep down inside, where the doctors can’t fix
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
unless
its Dr Jack Danials.
he is a good man
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
mothereffin booze time!
Mommy made me a hot buttered rum.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions
that sounds delish
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Not too much
usual suck start, goalie change, leaf goal, lots of drinking and complaining about sundin being a stupid canuck.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I just had an awesome idea
Bring back Belfour, have him and Cujo share starts..
If nothing else it would be something to say to our elderly population; “Look, once you get older.. YOU’RE USELESS AT EVERYTHING”
Harsh but fair.
Oh, it is so good to laugh again
+1
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
so
we should sigm shanny too?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes why not. Could have a special shelf in the dressing room where players can put their dentures, another stall for parking the walkers etc.. Drive through hip replacement!
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 18, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
belfour would get a DUI
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
please please please
win Leafs……
I need to take away this bad mood from the bad news…. please…….
god I need alcohol.
by Karina on Dec 18, 2008 7:34 PM EST reply actions
Time for more gin
drink # 3. Should I be worried these are going down so quickly?
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
no
you should be worried that you’re not sharing that with me.
by Karina on Dec 18, 2008 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
How does half a 1.13 litre bottle sound?
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OK
that may be enough…
oh, can you also burn down the Vancouver Province and Vancouver Sun offices please???
by Karina on Dec 18, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Only if you are driving anywhere
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Depends how you mix them. I tend to mix my gin and sodas light on the gin. Makes it stretch.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
as
i take shot number 5
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
and then you will hit the tequila.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
i dont hit tequilla, it hits me
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
I love tequila. It’s the way everything’s fine and then the leg thief comes and suddenly you’re so very, very drunk.
Tequila once helped me curl better. True story.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
the only thing tequilla has ever helped me with is introducing me to nice angry bouncers and riding the porcelain bus
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I can believe that. I imagine you have to stop before you reach the pitiful, spastic hopelessness stage.
That is kinda the key part of it all. Now Jager? Shudder. Nothing but badness. But Tequila and I get along famously.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
best when combined with redbull
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not necessarily commenting on the taste
just that every time I drink it, nothing good happens. And I mean, nothing.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
But I can do Irish carbombs all night, no problem. I think Jager just doesn’t like me.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
You have no sense of humour?
/ducks
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
/watches mattblack chase Mabel around to benny hill theme
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
dream, alcohol induced hallucination, same thing
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hee
Oh come on, we need some smiles around here. Hee.
Did I mention I’m on g&t 5 now?
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Have you tried a French 75?
two parts gin, 1/2 ounce simple syrup (or some plain old sugar), juice of half a lemon, ice (shake these three things well); strain into a champagne flute and top with sparkling wine (champagne, prosecco, cava, cremant de bourgogne etc.)
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I have not
But I’m writing that down, and will make sure to do so shortly.
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Sturm
That looks like it could be bad.
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is it bad
that I imediatly yelled “NO YOU FUCK, I JUST PICKED YOU UP IN THE BoOB AGAIN!”
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
I have him in my pool – it will be bad.
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I had him, dropped him and just picked him up like seconds after he scored tonight
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
sadly my pool is a keeper pool and we can only add/drop players via trade. Not much of a market for him at the moment…
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nice
that would be good, becayse the BoOBers are a bunch of goalie hoarding jerk faces
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
You know
Leafs could just be operating some kind of handicapping system.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
You may also be interested in my pamphlet detailing how Cujo will take us to the cup this season….
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
TWSS!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, sorry
It just disappeared into a cloud of improbability.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Dammit
I’m always being left unsatisfied.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Well, start satisfying me and we won't have to have these uncomfortable moments
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I’m struggling to satisfy myself these days, sadly.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
You know what this thread needs?
More TWSS.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:40 PM EST reply actions
PENIS
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Who is this kid on the Boston feed?
Is she terminally ill and doing play-by-play is her dying wish?
Cos that way I’d hate her less.
They have a kid do it every game. I think they win a raffle.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
This comment?
Is why I love you guys. Don’t EVAR change!
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
we are bad people
and totally unapologetic about it
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ok she might be terminally ill.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Broken glass. Wooooo.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:44 PM EST reply actions
hahaha
Tack it onto the second!
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What is up with Boston
and their suck glass? Didn’t this happen last time we played here?
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
yes
Van Ryn got put through it
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According to the Boston feed, Van Ryn then missed a bunch of games “because of another big hit. A kinda outside the rules hit.”
WTF?
Kinda?
Just add that to the massive list of reasons I hate Boston and all things in it.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Well, you can’t run around smashing up other people’s rinks like that. Bad form.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
So, you’re saying it was karma, paying him back?
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Why?
Are you drink gin at the same pace I am? cuz that would explain it.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
I’ve been awake for twenty-one hours and I’m halfway into a positively insulting Chilean red.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
yeah
but that was because vanry got pumbled through it
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Uh huh
They showed Van Ryn again.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
They probably bought the glass at WalMart.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
yes I believe so
when Lucic put someone through the glass…
by Karina on Dec 18, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't had dinner
Another reason to hate Sundin. Announce that shit after breakfast.
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Aunt Jemima!
Make me some waffles!
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
AUNT JEMIMA
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
my post tomorrow over at BMR will be about him. It will be epic. And I expect to be linked. :D
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Think of it this way.
He’s clearly signing with Vancouver for money reasons. Otherwise he’d take a lot less to sign a 1-year with the Red Wings.
So, considering how much we paid him over the years, if he needs the money now he must be doing his brains on PokerStars.
Sold a house recently too.
He’s obviously a massive gambling addict now.
I’m guessing that would be funny if I knew anything about poker.
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This is for y’all because I love you; http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/b334/?cpg=87H
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:50 PM EST reply actions
I want one now. I have enough snow.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
reminds me of the potatoe gun i built as a kid. less illegal though
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
It's good and bad
but snow like that is so fucking awesome it’s unbelievable. Last year we had drifts that big and I just picked up my little cousins and threw them into it. They’d disappear! It’s so much fun.
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I must be feeling better, I have added some coke to my Rye
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:50 PM EST reply actions
might have something to do with the fact that when i stood up i nearly fell over
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Bye K!
We aren’t going to see her for days, are we?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I’m going to be scouring the news for any news about random fires in the Vancouver media buildings in the coming days…
It totally wasn't me
not that I live there, or have people to do my work for me, stop looking at me like that!
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
Kubina
don’t take shit from no body
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions
my favourite Kubina moment
Some no-name on the lightning last year hit him and Kubina waited and waited and then hit him into his own bench.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
This game...
means nothing to me. Maybe it’s the Sundin news, maybe it’s because it’s the damn Bruins once again, or maybe it’s because I’m hungry and not drunk, but I couldn’t care less about this game. This might be the first game this season where I feel this way.
FISTICUFFS
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:52 PM EST reply actions
FIGHT FIGHT!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:52 PM EST reply actions
hmm
every fight, Devaux gets a little better
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:53 PM EST reply actions
Good Work
Attaboy Deveaux. He’s getting better.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
he just needs a good over hand bomb to throw over the top
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Bingo
He has to get that right arm stronger because he can’t get far just jabbing with that left hand.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
COWEN and KOPER named top prospects. cough cough.
http://www.spokanechiefs.com/news/index.html?article_id=126
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:56 PM EST reply actions
Also
E-mail me the link for your post when you write it!
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Of course.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
I emailed you earlier, let me know if you need me to re-send.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
Got it. Thanks!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Am I doing FTB tomorrow or does my soft stance on Mats preclude me?
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
I'll soft stance you
and so’s your face!
Wait, what? That might be the gin talking.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
If a lady is going to insult some part of me for being soft, I’ll gladly have the comment directed at my face.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
Fired!
Oh yeah, e-mail MF37 because he has the FTB.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Uhm do I have his addy?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 18, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 8:05 PM EST reply actions
so are spinny computer chairs.
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Jared
this is maybe not going to end well for you.
How've I been? In a word? Awesome. In five? Awesome and full of booze.
it always ends well for me if there is a good story
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 18, 2008 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
hi all...
i’m here to say i’m not gonna be here…
peace out, word up, keep it real, fo shizzle
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 18, 2008 8:09 PM EST reply actions
breadcrumbs!
Everyone hold hands!
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