Catching Up On Spam Crowns

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 1:43 PM EST Comment 56 comments

So we have been a little delinquent lately in creating the game thread tables so here's a chance to get a bunch set out at once:

November 25, 2008 v. Thrashers

Name	# of Posts
jrwendelman	77
JaredFromLondon	50
EastLoop	40
clark4calder	36
Mabel	35
Chemmy	32
LeafFanInVan	21
general borschevsky	14
Mirinov's Nose	11
Polecon	11
mf37	9
Karina	5
Godd Till	5
dare_	2
TorontoPassion	2
lordosis	1
koopa kid	1

November 27, 2008 - at senators

Name	# of Posts
loser domi	265
Archimedies	206
JaredFromLondon	162
Mabel	157
jrwendelman	114
article1	95
bkblades	80
EastLoop	78
LeafFanInVan	31
PPP	30
mf37	26
JohnnyG	12
The Meatriarchy	11
Karina	8
Godd Till	6
koopa kid	3
Chemmy	1

November 29, 2008 - v. Flyers

Name	# of Posts
JaredFromLondon	225
loser domi	206
blurr1974	105
article1	91
EastLoop	86
Chemmy	83
somny	37
Mabel	36
OdinMercer	9
mf37	8
Archimedies	7
Mattblack	4
WildWolfdog	2
dare_	1
wrap around curl	1

December 1, 2008 - at Kings

Name	# of Posts
eyebleaf	133
Chemmy	108
Mabel	102
article1	92
loser domi	86
Archimedies	69
wrap around curl	58
mf37	32
jrwendelman	23
OdinMercer	21
koopa kid	17
general borschevsky	16
bkblades	7
BeyondBeleaf	6
Johnny Toronto (in Ottawa)	4
Baroque	4
lordosis	4
Mirinov's Nose	1

As always, thank you to everyone that comes out to these game threads and makes them such a great place to hang out.

PensionPlanPuppets.com is a fan community that allows members to post their own thoughts and opinions on the Toronto Maple Leafs and hockey in general. These views and thoughts may not be shared by the editor of PensionPlanPuppets.com.

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crap

i need to step it up…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 1:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Victory!

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 1:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

FUCK I was so close

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Dec 2, 2008 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

shouldn’t have gone night night!

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

3 top five finishes, one of which was a win. Not bad, LD.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 1:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Man

I was on fire that philly game.

Stupid work keeping me away from the late games

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 2, 2008 1:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

stupid life...

and doing stuff.

stupid.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 2:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Mine looks like this...

77 Posts to win a Spammy? I now know what Walter Ostanek must feel like after every year’s Grammy Winner in the Polka category is announced. Not to imply that Spammy = Grammy; I wouldn’t want to insult PPP, his mom’s basement, or my fellow Game-Threaders in such a shameful fashion.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Dec 2, 2008 2:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

It’s all about the W.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I think

I’m retiring from the spam crown competition for good

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 3:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

are you just waiting for a blog that can be a legitimate spam contender?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Well

First of all, when I do partake, I crush each and everyone of you like a kid squashing an ant with his thumb.

Second, I’m too tired after work anyway, and watching a Leaf’s game does not effectively bleed stress out for me and I’m generally not around on Sat nights to post while watching the game at the same time.

I think the gist of it is that I’m just plain lazy and no one here provided me enough of a challenge to justify the effort I would need to put into playing for the crown.

Take that.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

BWAHAHAHA

Once I get my internet going at the new place the spam crown will be residing on the propietor’s head for the rest of the season.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Funny

Because Chemmy, Jared, Blurr and LD all said to same thing to me and I promptly trampled them with my unmatched spamming abilities.

Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I just told you to keep the crown warm for me if I couldn’t be there. Then Blurr kicked my ass

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Malarkey!

i lightly tapped your bottom. there was no kicking involved…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

this was also a month or so ago, so I understand you not knowing it

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You’ll think that you’re going against Ganesh when I get going.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

My grandma

Can type faster then you!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Sure, but I know that it’s ‘than’

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

For that reason alone...

I love you PPP.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Whatevers

English is my second language

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I love you too Winkle

but word play, large vocabularies and proper conjugation get me hot. I can’t help it.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I R Engineering Dood

As long as I make stuff work no one cares how well I speak or write

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

So, it's okay

if I have a word nerd on the side. You won’t be mad?

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oooh

Do I get to be the word nerd?

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You are a strong candidate

But to be fair, I should hold an open call for applications.

Interested in being Mabel’s word nerd?

Write a letter of 300 words or less detailing why I should choose you and send it to me.

Only successful applicants will be contacted.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

here's my app...

how you doin…?

i play guitar.

/smiles
/winks

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Not bad

I’m pretty impressed. But where’s the word play? I need some word play. If you want to resubmit your app with some bon mots and innuendo, I’d be happy to look it over again.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

innuendo...

in yer endo!

/high five

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh Blurr

/shakes head

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Mine Too

Your move Winkle!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I fell

off the top bunk of a bunk bed and landed on my head at several months old

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Wuss.

There, I said it. You are a wuss. Afraid of competition. I mean, if you are so sure you’re gonna kick our asses, why not keep doing it? I think you’re washed up, Winkle.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Mabel

You’re dead to me.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Whatever

I know you don’t mean it. You and I are destined to be together, and this is but a mere tiff. You’ll get over it.

And our makeup commenting? Will be ever so hot.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I know not

of what you are speaking of

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't fight it baby

It’ll feel much better if you don’t struggle…

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

So that’s how you roll? I figured you for wanting a little struggle at least.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I like a bit of a struggle

for sure. But I worry about my partner. I’m considerate like that.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

you have to worry about the partner, ya know, work together and all that jazz

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I LOVE that kinda angry makeup commenting! GOD, that’s good! Especially the post commenting cuddling it;s just so…sweet

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Winkle

I think he’s hit his spamming stride. I can’t wait till we trade him to Five for Howling for some pucks and a blogger to be named later

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Me either

But, make sure we get a draft pick too.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

fun fact: I
m one of the top undrafted bloggers out there

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

^I am…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

m one of the top undrafted bloggers out there

Who doesn’t know how to type. Do I smell irony?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

eat me

My grandma

Can type faster then you!

Even I know it’s than!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Except

Unlike you, I don’t go around touting myself as America’s Next Top Blogger

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Wrap should be proud of me for this

“blog with your EYES, imagine you have pain in your eyes and blog with that”

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Whatever

You don’t know me.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

fun fact

everything I know about America’s next top model can be summed up here, which I wrote after never seeing America’s next top model aside from the odd clip Wrap sent me

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs