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More Contests? You Betcha!

Ah Governor Palin, how I love seeing you on television with your folksy charm and your fancy pageant walking. Seriously, she is pretty hot. It's like office hotness where a normally average girl gets a couple of bonus points for being the closest thing to hot in the office. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, contests.

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As I noted yesterday, there are actually more giveaways than we first announced. In addition to the super prizes announced yesterday there are two more ways to win our other two Tomas Kaberle bobblehead dolls.

Contest Two

SPG Contest: This post explains the idea behind the game and you can register here. Make sure that you set your loyalty with the Leafs. The twist will be that the "Will Not Happen" option does not count for this game. While the year-long stats continue to compile for the purposes of this contest only the 'real' points (ie when you actually choose the correct player to get the first shot, penalty, or goal) in December (starting tonight) will be counted towards the top prize so plan accordingly.

Contest Three

For the Regulars: In order to properly thank our regulars we are giving away a prize that is available only for people that joined prior to December 1, 2008. Obviously a lot of the success here thus far has been thanks to people spreading the good word. Ideally we'd send all of you a bobblehead (actually, we'd set up a battle royale but that would be expensive) but we only have one. So whoever refers the most new users that post 20 comments wins the prize. Just have them send me an e-mail with their username and yours so that I can track who referred whom.

If those new users also post two Fanposts, they'll be entered in to win bobbleheads and the jersey themselves!

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Comments

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I vote for a battle Royal

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 2, 2008 3:42 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stats?

Need me to gin up an easy way to tell month-to-month points vs. real points, etc?

by xiix on Dec 2, 2008 3:46 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way To Double Check First Dummy!

Sorry, I should have e-mailed you first…is it easy to do real points for Dec 2 – Dec 31?

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 3:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fail

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We just need a “real” points tally for December, I can subtract last night’s points myself. :)

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* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Dec 2, 2008 3:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure

If you have a slide-rule.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 3:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slides DO rule. I also like monkey bars. Sorry, what were we talking about?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Dec 2, 2008 4:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I may get to this...
I'm headed to the Caps game tonight & will be in no condition to write code afterward, win or lose.

by xiix on Dec 2, 2008 5:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Er.

Add “tomorrow” up there somewhere.

by xiix on Dec 2, 2008 5:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

contest three

but…I don’t have any friends to refer here… :(

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 3:53 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just Start

Making up phony profiles/people and racing from Internet cafe to public library to unprotected wifi hotspot (that PPP is pretty sharp, I bet he knows how to track IP addresses).

Soon you will have a race of zombie followers shambling towards swaggy goodness.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Dec 2, 2008 3:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're Right

I have tools to prevent making up phony profiles and people :P but I trust I won’t need them :)

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by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 3:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Riiiiiight....

Won’t need them… right right.

by JohnnyG on Dec 2, 2008 4:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you can get

Biazarro Kaberle in here, you automatically win LD

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EMmokabby? first one or v2.0?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

 I just vaguely recall saying you saw someone at your school who looks like Kaberle

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh that guy

I haven’t seen him since last year at all

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what if

I brought in the guy who looks like Alfredsson? or the one I saw today who looked like the Vesa?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alfredsson is acceptable

Only if you brought him here for us to mock him relentlessly until he kills himself for looking like Alfredsson

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

screw that

I don’t want that kind of blood on my hands

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lies

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree

it’s unfair to those of us with no friends :( Why do you think we’re posting here!!

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 2, 2008 4:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but,

PPP people are my friends…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m more of a well-wisher, in that I don’t wish you any specific harm.

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 2, 2008 4:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can live with that

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not real

I’m just a computer who can’t tell the difference between “then” and “than”.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does Archimedes

count for me?

I showed him the light, dammit.

Sports And The City

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by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 3:57 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No. Your referrals need to reg after 12/1. :)

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Dec 2, 2008 3:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haw haw

loser loser loser loser

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

Thanks for the referral before though :) It was a hell of a good one!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 3:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Arch deal was one of the finest ones ever done in the Barilkosphere’s history. Eyebleaf was quite sharp in attaining this young talent

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 4:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rules is rules.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now

eyebleaf will burn this place down the next time you leave him with the keys

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s all good baby.

I will bringeth more fine strapping lads and ladies to the site, and win my rightful Kabby bobblehead

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 4:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sign up at Pension Plan Puppets, and start commenting. The fellas over there are good people. It’s like our headquarters.

I even called it our headquarters!

For shame.

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 4:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m going to give Arch credit for referring you.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Dec 2, 2008 4:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see now that’s just mean Chemmy.

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 4:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and still so funny

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

very funny. Well played partner

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 4:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I come here...

to get away from my friends.

Proving at least one peson in the South CARES about hockey!

by floridaLEAF on Dec 2, 2008 4:23 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

same here

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I come here...

to get away from you people

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:30 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I come here

to get away from the rest of humanity and call strangers’ moms whores

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I come here

to wallow in LD’s emo-iness to make me feel better about myself

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I come in here to drink and make fun of your face. And you fuck your mom’s couch’s birthday

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:35 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

zing

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 4:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HUH?

Proving at least one peson in the South CARES about hockey!

by floridaLEAF on Dec 2, 2008 4:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't quite get it either

But I think I’m starting to annoy her

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure

“Starting” to annoy her. Yup. Just starting, that’s it.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 4:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I seem to be

Quite an asshole this afternoon

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:50 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just THIS afternoon?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Compared

to this morning

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 4:55 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok, good point

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 4:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FIVE O CLOCK

I AM OUT

See you all tomorrow.

Oh and…

I…

I… love you all… except you Mabel.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 2, 2008 5:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love you WInk

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 5:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey!

Fine, Winkle, I’ll find happiness with another commenter, and then I’ll rub it in your face.

/runs to the corner, cries, then gets ready to go on the prowl

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 5:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/gets ready for ladies on the prowl

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by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 5:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks to floridaLEAF, you’ve already got the rowdy threads.

Come, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Wembley Fraggle....

by Mattblack on Dec 2, 2008 6:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You ready? I’m prowling…

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 2, 2008 9:54 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am eagerly

waiting for tonight

3-2 leafs final

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Dec 2, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/Boogies like it’s 1999

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 2, 2008 5:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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