Maple Leafs at Godless Killing Machines
by PPP on Dec 2, 2008 10:00 PM EST
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This is a brawl from the famous 1994 Western Conference Semi-Final when Johan Garpenlov had Bob Cole convinced that they were going to meet the Canucks.
The San Jose crowd has always been pretty ahead of the curve.
Spam away.
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Do the fans still do the Shark-Chomp when they’re on the powerplay?
by general borschevsky on Dec 2, 2008 10:05 PM EST reply actions
One of my fondest memories was Robbie Alomar doing it on the way home from third base. Good times. Good times indeed.
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Seriously people
Am I gonna be here alone with Chemmy? Not that he’s not charming, but, well, I can’t think of a way to finish that thought without being banned.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’m playing Halo, I’ll flip on the game when I’m done.
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Im here
Working feverishly, but here
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Taking attendance
President!
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Bitch please
If anyone is gonna be president, it’s gonna be me.
But you can be Vice pres, if you’d like.
And hi!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
/resumes eating paste in the corner and waiting for “fingerpainting” portion of our class
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Oh, stop it. I gave you VP. What more do you want?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Lead-free paste, please.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
For you? Done. Now are you happy?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’d be happier if my f&^%ing computer wouldn’t keep crapping out on me in the middle of these threads.
Um, but relatively speaking – yes. Mmmmmm!
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
fun shark facts ...
When you call them “killing machines” you aren’t kidding.
- They have multiple rows of teeth like a conveyor belt. When one is lost, another moves forward to take it’s place.
- Instead of scales, they have dermal denticles, so they even have teeth on their skin.
- Some species are not only live-bearing, but the embryos swim freely in utero and actually eat each other.
(Sand tiger sharks are one species known to commit such in utero siblicide.)
On the other hand, they aren’t vegetarians, so they have no reason to prey on Maple Leafs. :)
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
those are some fun facts indeed. Well done!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I wanted to be Eugenie Clark when I was younger – that was when I didn’t want to study volcanoes, venomous snakes, or fly hurricane hunter planes. Considering I apparently had a scientific death wish, it’s remarkable that I work in a nice, safe, quiet lab.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
And did you know those facts already, or did you look ’em up special? Either way, kudos.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Had to double-check if it was sand tigers or bull sharks, but that was off the top of my head. I love Chondricthyes.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Chondrichthyes
(Forgot a letter.) :)
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
You should be
Jacques Cousteau. Or would that Jeannette Cousteau…? What the hell’s the French female equivalent of Jacques? Jacquette?
Also, they can fly, speak upwards of seven languages apiece, and are powered by broccoli.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Really? I eat lots of broccoli. Am I gonna turn into a shark?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Yes. Yes, you will.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Crap!
Can I do anything to stop it? I don’t wanna be a shark. I don’t think they drink gin. Do they?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
They probably could.
Tiger sharks have been found with car license plates in their stomachs, so sharks can ingest anything.
A drunk shark would be pretty funny, though. I’m picturing a hammerhead swimming lopsided and giggling.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
That's better
as long as I can continue with gin, I’m good. Sharkness, here I come!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
hey guys!
sorry I missed the post, was stuck in preview
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Stuck in preview my ass. You were refilling your booze cup. Admit it.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I'd stick around
to preview your ass
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dammit Mabel
I do need a refil of my booze cup. Are you standing right outside my window?
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No...
of course not
/shuffles into more of the shadow
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
YOU’RE RIGHT THERE! ON THE BALCONY !! I CAN SEE YOU!
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No I'm not
keep undressing though.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
but…i’m not taking anything off…I think you have the wrong place
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Oh crap, you’re not a tall hockey player, are you? I mean, I’m not trying to look in your window at all…
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
mabel
you’re at the wrong place, but can you get photos for me?
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Done and done
and I mean DONE.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Done and done
and I mean DONE.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Aren’t we? And we’re modest too. Or at least, I am.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Oops. I read that as “Molester”.
Now I’ve gone and did it. I’m so sorry LD for referring to you as the One Who Should Not Be Named™.
question for all
would buying 2 pairs of fuzzy handcuffs for my sister and here husband be funny or totally inappropriate? what about the beginner’s bondage kit?
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I say go with the beginner’s bondage kit
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but fuzzy handcuffs may be cheaper and kinda funny
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sold
fuzzy handcuffs it is
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Beginners Bondage
Seems like an odd choice.
I mean, once you’re in the cuffs, what else is there to learn besides a safety word?
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well, the kit has a blindfold and several restraints
the fuzzy handuffs can be in bright colors and zebra print
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I vote fuzzy handcuffs.
Tell them if they already have a pair, they can use them the same way people used to use fuzzy dice!
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
AWESOME
I need to remember that, but I was thinking one pair for each of them
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Do they have a sense of humour?
And are you prepared for “we’ve got the advanced kit already” reply?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
well, they also got my brother some little bank thing and put it into a Victoria’s Secret bag as wrapping, so yeah, there’s a sense of humor
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Okay then
you’re golden either way.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I just need
to do further research on prices…
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OK
so I found fuzzy handcuffs for cheaper (buy one get one free!) so handcuffs it is
I’ll wrap them in a Cheerios box or something for extra LULZ
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Rum or Rye
tonight?
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what are you mixing it with? if anything?
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I am drinking homemade egg nog.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yup. Me and my mom. Family recipe.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I bought a carton of eggnog, my cat drinks it.
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That stuff is terrible. You need to make it yourself.
I will post the recipe tomorrow.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
yours is awesome,wrap, I should make it at home
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I posted my hot buttered rum recipe. That stuff is crazy awesome.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
eggnog
a one litre carton of prepared eggnog served as my breakfast a few days ago. tasty, but sleep inducing
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Wassup sluts?
Don’t suspend me.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:34 PM EST reply actions
Oh, I'll suspend you alright...
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
i won't suspend you
if you don’t mention how NHLers love your sloppy seconds, ok?
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Yessssss.
I am a floozy.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Why doesn't Sportsnet have games in Hi-Def??
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:37 PM EST reply actions
Apparantly this is how I'm perceived as...
When I don’t praise non-Leafs. I’m either a “Mother-Leafer” or a hater. I must say, negativity takes too much effort. How do you emo kids do it?
Emo’s aren’t negative. You’re confusing us with Goths.
Stupid Conformist!!
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
?
I’m watchin’ it in HD right now on ExpressVu.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I have cogeco cable I guess that's the problem.
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, Cogeco screwed me out of LeafsTV HD too. Argh.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Yeah, I was living in the Hammer last year – no go. I moved.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I’m living outside of Paris – not the one with arrogant guys riding bicyclettes with baguettes, the one right here in Ontario.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
With the good BBQ restaurant Ol Camp 31
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I know the establishment of which you speak!
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
deee-licious…you must be a local too?
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Deja vu?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:40 PM EST reply actions
http://www.atdhe.net/live-tv-1037.html
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
NOOOOOOOO
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:46 PM EST reply actions
Bring in Pogge!
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:46 PM EST reply actions
NHL.com lists it as a five foot slap shot…what actually happened on the goal?
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Think Germany vs. Poland, September 1939 only Poland is The Vesa’s crease and the Sharks were a division of Panzers.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Division of Panzies!! Sounds a little……
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Wow...
Thats quite an accurate description
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I’m all about the verity, my friends.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
That was SO for you, Mabel.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
And it is greatly appreciated.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Payback for the paste.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
See, we’re looking out for each other, just like presidents and their vice presidents should.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I love it when a plan comes together.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Unless you have a killer wink and shoot imaginary guns in the air, I’m reluctant to vote for you as president.
That’s okay. We’ll rig the voting machines, and it won’t matter who you think you’re voting for.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Don’t tell them about the plan.
Pay no attention. We have no plans to rig the election whatsoever. Go ahead and cast your vote. Everything’s just fine. Democracy works.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I hadn’t said anything about what we’re putting in the gin. Y’know, ind-may ontrol-cay ug-dray?
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Excellent. Keep that under your hat. Phase 2 will start shortly.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Uh oh.
Missing: one hat.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
What is that, a toque? Bowler? Derby? Fedora?
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Fedora. It’ll look much sharper on you.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
you violate vesa's crease
it is not like some easy whore for you to skate in any time
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bring out the bong
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I guess I will be going to be early tonight.
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:47 PM EST reply actions
Fuckin Hollweg sucks
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Thats what I thought….
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I remember one time Ken Dryden’s mask came off during a playoff game in either 74 or 75 and they didn’t blow it dead.
I think the Flyers scored on the play.
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
What is with that tune after announcing every Sharks name?
That seems ridiculous, like whenever the Islanders scored they had that “Dun DUN dun dun dun” tune every single time. It annoyed the hell out of me when we met them in the playoffs.
Hello folks.
I’m so happy I hustled to get home from work in time to see the game.
It’s been awesome so far.
Hi!
/waves
Hasn’t it? I love it when the suck comes to town.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Alright, who wants another shot?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Beer me!
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
As soon as that first goal went in, I invited my friend Sam Adams over to check out the game with me.
On my way to the refrigamerator this very commercial break.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Just make sure
it’ll go nicely with gin. I’m almost mainlining G&Ts as we speak.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I love gin but not tonic. I drink mine with club soda.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I love tonic, but club soda’ll do in a pinch.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
When Britain was colonizing India they drank gin and tonics to stave off malaria. The quinine in the tonic was a malaria remedy.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I’m just worried about getting malaria. That’s why I drink gin and tonic so much. And I’m sticking to that.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
and the side-effects from anti-Malaria medication are enough to make you drink, so really it’s a win-win.
When we were in India, all the westerners we met were surprised that we were actually taking our anti-malarial meds, but the mosquitos in Hyderabad made northern Ontario mosquitos look like pussies. They just came in wave after blood thirsty wave.
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Club soda, huh? Interesting.
In my opinion, tonic is awful by itself, but fantastic with gin and a lime.
Tanqueray Rangpur, ice club soda and a few slices of lime.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
call me what you will
But i’ll take Bombay Sapphire every time
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Oh baby
gin, tonic and lime? Mother’s milk.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’m on my second glass of rye. I will be semi-drunk in about 23 minutes.
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All you drunks
make me angry that I’m at work instead of getting intoxicated
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I sorry
but I need the booze, for the pain.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I'm fine with it...
As long as the liquor loosens up your tongue, allowing your delicious vocabulary to take centre stage
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For you then...
I’ll work on loosening my tongue, and let my expansive vocabulary take over.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
we shall drink for you, Arch, we shall drink in your honour
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A day that ends with a y is reason enough for me.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
rene Decartes
was a drunken fart “I drink therefore I am”
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however
Socrates himself WAS permanently pissed
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semi-drunk? 23 minutes? You have this down to a science.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Don't try this at home.
Wait. Scratch that. Home is an excellent place for you to try this.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Mayers
Wouldnt be able to stop this…
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No but he could freak the opposing team out with his massive eye brows.
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Pour out the contents of a water bottle on the bench, for homey who ain’t with us.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I wouldn't turn down a booty call in the post season.
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 10:56 PM EST reply actions
If the Leafs were in the playoffs
I would definately turn one down to watch
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playoffs on PVR?
no way.
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I videotaped the game where Borchevsky scored the ot winner against Detroit.
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I would do it doggy style if I had a boyo that wanted to watch the Leafs
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I love you
have i mentioned that lately?
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I think you are in the right place…
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Best I ever got
Was a BJ during a Blue Jays game.
Both events were mediocre
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that’s a cheap shot against the Jays, and I won’t stand for it
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technically
It’s a cheap shot against a blowjob too
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LOL. Oh LD, you’re every Leafs fans dream woman.
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In LD's case
It’s kind of an advantage for her, as she is still able to watch Schenn and co
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I am speaking theoretically. Like I’d ever find a decent boyfriend
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They are impossible to come by.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
No boyfriends. Just stuntcocks.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Really? Because the only decent boyfriends I have found are the ones I invent in my head
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Yeah, sorry boys, but I’ve looked, and decent boyfriends do not exist. I’d love it if they did, but not so much.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
stupid boys
Boys I don’t mind, but the stupid ones? forget em
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I'm going to have to agree with the girls
The problem with decent boyfriends is that they’re actually chodes
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I've thought about it
see, I tend to get swept up with boyos who start out charming and funny but turn into controlling, needing ego-stroking assholes. I’ve thought about getting a non-interesting boyfriend just to see if he turns into an asshole as an experiment
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I tend to get swept up with boyos who start out charming and funny but turn into controlling, needing ego-stroking assholes.
You would certainly not be the first, nor the last.
I know
I’m not the only one, but it doesn’t stop me from feeling stupid for falling for it
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We guys
Fall in the same trap. We always get impressed by the eye candy and just end up miserable a good chunk of the time.
and yet
I’m still supposed to feel like I fail as a female unless I have one of these relationship thingys? It’s like I can’t help but fail
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LD you are the furthest thing from FAIL.
Don’t let the asshole boys win. That’s like letting the terrorists win.
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awwww
I love you eyebleaf. And I like being single. I know I need a lot of space and it seems like any sort of boyo I’ve had (even the non dating ones!) just want to invade that and suck my life out of me
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i just got out of a 3 year relationship. being single has its perks, that’s for sure.
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Fact of the matter is...
I’m a firm believer that if you keep plugging away, you eventually get it right.
I’ve been through a handfull of shitty relationships in my short time on this planet, and I take something new away from every one that helps with the next.
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I dated a girl whose parents hated me because I wasn’t athletic enough, and I didn’t like sports.
Errrrrrr
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I got dumped
over a blog post
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Good for you, but from my failed relationships, all I’ve learned is that everytime I think I’ve gone as low as I can go with degredation, someone comes along and resets the whole scale.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Well...
There are obviously exceptions, but I mean along the lines of warning signs.
Something that I may have stood for when I was younger and more naive will now not fly at all
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Oh, I’ve learned things, and don’t stand for crap that I used to. But still, sometimes you can’t be prepared, and you just have to stand in awe of the douchey things people do.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Douchebag watching
Is one of the most fun things to do. It’s like another relevant version of Where’s Waldo.
douchebag watching
my problem is, it slowly encompasses the rest of humanity
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I love douchebag watching
but I prefer to do it at a distance, and not as it is taking place in my life.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I know, but you can’t buy into it. A relationship is only worth having if the other person isn’t a complete waste of human life. It took me a while to learn that, but it is true.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
This
is true.
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
really?
about the only thing I’ve ever learned from relationships that failed is that somehow, no matter what I do, it’s the wrong thing, so I figure “fuck it I’ll just do what I want and be single”
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There are a lot of people out there. Date and be you, if it feels wrong it’s wrong.
If you have problems in the first month of a relationship, it’s wrong.
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Chemmy is right.
You are so young. It’s all part of the process of finding “the one.” Of finding The Oracle.
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It’s all part of the process of finding "the one." Of finding The Oracle.
so wait, for the Oracle…I just need to find an underage girl who speaks in tongues? hot diggety damn, I may have figured it out!
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I’m here to provide the answers LD. It’s what I do.
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thanks eyebleaf
but you don’t need to speak in tongues for me
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i love you LD
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i’m trying to think of something wonderful to say here, but it’s not really happening.
Would a sweeping, gender-wide apology do?
BCWW?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Tomorrows Post-Game Thread
Had better have Sportsnet’s version of tonight’s Leaf pack in it.
I give you a personal guarentee it’ll be the best version you can find on the internet
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Well judging by today's events
It seems like Sportsnet is going to focus most of their resources to the Leafs.
Not just the Leafs...
Regional hockey in general
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We have been in this position
We just have to make sure we get the next one. Lots of hockey left to be played.
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agreed
The pace has changed, San Jose isn’t just flying around anymore
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FAIL
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Oh god
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Make the bleeding stop….
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Games like this
make me happy that this site exists.
Instead of having to worry that the Leafs are getting killed, I get to semi-ignore it and talk about sex & booze
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This is when
Deveaux or Hollweg need to fucking fight.
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Each other?
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Yes.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Don’t go. It’ll get better, somehow, I know it will.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I could do that. How do you want me to stroke it? Fast? Or slow?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I am crying.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:08 PM EST reply actions
No really. tears….
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Get Vesa
out of there..
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agreed
nothing to see here. May as well move on to CuJo
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Oh My God
I can’t do this kids, I just don’t think I can do this.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
twss?
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Bed Time for Me
To dream a dream of Tavares or Hedman or that Defenseman that Wrap Around Curl gets all wiggly about.
by The Meatriarchy on Dec 2, 2008 11:09 PM EST reply actions
COWEN!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Did I jinx them?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:09 PM EST reply actions
FUCKNUGGETS
Vesa sleeps under the couch tonight
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He is sleeping outside. On the porch.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I have this problem....
where I never shut the game off. I will watch even if it’s 10-0
go leafs go
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Demolished
CBK, right to the end.
by general borschevsky on Dec 2, 2008 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Amen.
I find it easier this year than usual. Remember, it ain’t about the wins and losses.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
To be honest
Any win this year is a pleasant surprise because we’ve been so indoctrinated that the Leafs would absolutely blow this year.
Back to back games
A blowout was bound to happen. Especially against the best team in hockey on the second game.
Back to back games is rough enough, but add in the time change and the goodness of the other team? it’s just all adding up to Leafs losing
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In all honesty
The Leafs would have to have the deck REALLY stacked in their favour to take this one. The Sharks are flat-out stacked, top to bottom.
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I don’t get going with Vesa in back-to-back games either.
Cujo should have started against LA so Tosk was fresh for tonight (or the other way around).
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I think it was a ride the hot hand issue…and since Vesa was playing well, I think it was the right move to stick with him.
We need Vesa to keep playing well…so gotta throw him back out there…and I figured he would be up for this game…(that’s what she said)
Also, Cujo sucks. Like, really sucks.
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Right
And of all the games, Wilson knew way beforehand that Vesa would start against his former team. This wasn’t even a question.
Cujo isn’t a viable option at this point. RW had to take the 2 points if possible last night, and couldn’t bring himself to follow up with Cujo tonight. Besides, he’d be crucified for “not riding the goalie with the hot hand.”
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I don’t mean to be a dick, but I hate this line of logic. If Cujo isn’t even an option, he needs to be bought out pronto.
Tosk needs to get hot, but he also needs to stay healthy. The last thing this club needs is one of it’s potentially major trade assets tearing a groin or tweaking a knee leading up to the trade deadline.
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In hindsight, Vesa probably shouldn’t have played. But by the sounds of it, the goals given up by Vesa weren’t due to fatigue. The team just got overwhelmed tonight and as a whole, didn’t have a full tank. And again, there was no way Vesa wasn’t going to play tonight. I wouldn’t be surprised if all the games Vesa wanted to play, he would have personally requested this one and circled it on his calendar.
he probably wanted to do it, but after last nights game, t may have been a bad idea
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I don't know
I would have said after last night’s game, he was ember hot to justify a start against the hottest team in the league.
the Sharks are still a really good team though
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Why not play Cujo against the Sharks, have him get bombed and force him one-step closer to retirement/waivers/buy-out?
The sens moved RIchardson from the blue line to the coaching ranks this week, no shame in the same happening for Cujo.
I just think player preferences be damned, the team needs to focus on obtaining peak value for tradeable assets.
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But what if Pogge doesn’t work out?
Can’t Vesa be the goalie of the future? The future being 2/3 years down the road?
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The short answer is no
I think there are two successful models for elite teams:
1. Have a truly elite goalie
2. Have a cheap-ass goalie like Osgoode, funnel the additioanl resources into talented two-way players and play a system that keeps the shots and chances way down.
Vesa ain’t elite and at $4M he ain’t cheap.
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I hate you for always being right, MF.
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I’m often wrong, just never in doubt.
And Pogge needs to play 60+ games in the AHL this year and then get five or so starts with the Leafs in Feb/March to help clarify the Leafs goaltending issues.
If he has the stuff, all the more reason to move Toskala.
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yeah i don’t want Pogge up here right now. he needs to play daily with the marlies.
i need to go to a marlies game.
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Agree
Pogge doesn’t play in the bigs ’til the end of the year, as a reward for working hard and getting his shit together.
jrwendelman
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I just think player preferences be damned, the team needs to focus on obtaining peak value for tradeable assets.
Well, by playing Toskala is boosting his trade value. We all know Cujo’s value, so it wouldn’t really matter to me for this game to play him. You have to at least show the team isn’t throwing the white flag before the game even starts.
Sorry if I’m not being clear, but what I’m worried about is over-playing Toskala. If Cujo is no longer an option Toskala is going to have to shoulder a heavy load. Historically he’s broken down whenever he’s played a lot of games. I’m more concerned about injury than I am with the results of any particular game.
The wins and losses don’t matter so much this year, asset management does.
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Thanks for clearing up your stance. And yes, asset management is extremely important, perhaps the most important thing this year’s team has to do. And I agree Toskie’s workload has to be managed. But because Toskala was so bad early this season, I’m thinking this was the best way to increase his value.
I just hope he doesn’t regress after getting bombed by the Sharks.
I just figure no one really expected the Leafs to win tonight so why take the risk and play a prime asset back to back?
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My thought process here is that if the Leafs managed to pull off a win, this would have put Toskala back into that conversation of "top-tier’ goaltending. Perhaps, the reward seemed bigger than the risk.
I don’t think Toskala will regress after this game. Again, if he already knew the challenge was a tall task, I would assume Toskala and the Leafs will see this as a “bonus” game. Who knows though. I didn’t think he would start so epically bad either.
I think Cujo is in on Thursday. We’ve got another tough game on saturday
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I like Cujo v. Phoenix and the Toskala v. Washington.
Toskala really is the epitome of sunk cost – best to hope he regains some form and pulls in some assets at the deadline.
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To be honest, I see Toskala staying with this team. He’s really not much of a trading commodity, unless a team really feels like he’ll be a great co-starter for the playoffs. I don’t see many starting goalies traded at the deadline.
I’d like to see him moved, even if it’s for a Brion/Huet like 2nd round pick.
$4M is way too much for the level of goaltending he provides and he’s a free agent at the end of the 2010 season.
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I see him moved in the offseason
Unless he gets at least north of .900 in sv%, and even then I don’t think it’s enough, I don’t think he can net a 2nd rounder. I just don’t see a would-be contender having much more worse goaltending to justify a Toskala trade. Most teams that want goaltending are moving towards their own players and/or prospects.
I don’t think that’s fair to Cujo, and I think the other guys in the room would smell a rat. They wouldn’t like it that one of their mates was being hung out to dry and purposely embarrassed. That’s the way a coach loses a team and creates factions in a dressing room.
If the team wants Cujo gone (and they should), they need to do it like mature adults. Sit down and talk to him. Explain (in more flowery language) how he sucks donkey balls and is, for lack of a better word, shit-canned. Then have a tearful ceremony where he announces he’s come to the conclusion that his career is done and he’s moving on to other opportunities in the organization. The players will respect that.
You need to instill loyalty in the team if you’re going to ask them to go to war for you, especially when they know they’re undermanned as far as talent goes.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
You? Are awesome. You use the word verity and the phrase ‘sucks donkey balls’
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
It’s a big world out there, and you needs all kinds o’ words to convey – alternatively – its majesty and its zoological testicularity.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
/faints due to extremely impressive word use
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
/waving borrowed hat to get air to damsel with the vapors
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Thank you kindly sir. I don’t quite know what came over me. Can you help me to that chair over there? I need to sit for a spell to regain my equililbrium.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Yes’m.
/offers smelling salts
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I completely agree – but that’s not in Ronny’s control. I’m just saying he doesn’t have a realistic second option right now, so he has to do what he has to do and keep his fingers crossed.
I said the other night that Cujo should be “convinced” to retire. He’s done. He gave us some great memories and I think he’s a class act who wasn’t respected the way he should have been when he was here the first time around. But he’s playing like a 42 year old goaltender not named “Johnny Bower” right now and it’s unlikely that will change in the future.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Sadly, you’re probably right. I wanted the Cujo thing to work, but it doesn’t look like it is gonna. And I want to remember him as a great goalie.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
me too. i was happy we signed him.
but now it pains me to watch a goalie who i so adored struggle so badly.
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Shouldn’t be too hard – his games to date this year have surely been nothing if not “forgettable”
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
you’re totally right MF.
I think a buyout of Cujo is the smartest thing right now.
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TOOOOO KARRRRR SKIIIIIIII.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well tomorrow night will be the test. Since we are playing the Calgary Hitmen.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
I dont have enough booze for rest of the game.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:12 PM EST reply actions
SOMEBODY CALL 911 FOR REALS
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
“911? I need vicodin for the Leafs game…”
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
4-0?
Wow, I leave the scene for five minutes and come back to this? What the heck happened? Did someone put G&T in the Leafs water bottles?
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or viagra so they are worried about hiding mega raging boners?
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I cannot imagine how uncomfortable it would be to on viagar while wearing a protective cup.
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I still don't get that
wouldn’t people notice the…ahem…SWELLING?
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I have to admit, that was one of the most impressive 20 minutes of hockey I’ve seen this year. The San Jose Sharks are AWESOME. They can’t possibly keep playing like this, but they look incredible.
by general borschevsky on Dec 2, 2008 11:15 PM EST reply actions
Amen. Def. look like Cup favourites right now.
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They’re about to be 21-3-1, meaning that in 25 games, they would have been able to pick up a max of 50 points, but got 43. They have 43 points a third of the way through the season.
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+ tops in GF, lowest (or very close to it) GA. Everything’s coming up roses in the Shark Tank so far this year.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
They can’t possibly keep playing like this
Don’t say stuff like that! Do you want this to be a 15 – 0 game?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
15 – 0 hurts less then 3-2 sometimes.
by general borschevsky on Dec 2, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
but, no...
…now, I want this to be a 5-4 game for the Leafs. They can’t possibly keep playing like this!
by general borschevsky on Dec 2, 2008 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I hope they explode into bits from being so awesome!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
But that could happen to Luke as well. He’s far more awesome than them. It could destroy the universe. I heard Luke has to sleep outside to prevent a dangerous levels of awesomeness building up.
No no, the Sharks should explode and die.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
And Schenn has quite a hard time putting clothes on in the morning. They try to contain his hottness.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine it’s very hard for him to find an outfit that is resistant to his awesomeness and doesn’t just burst into flames when he looks at it.
I know. Then I tell him to forget the clothes and come back to bed.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Srsly. Where’s the liquor?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:20 PM EST reply actions
you need to visit Chez Eyebleaf. The liquor flows freely. Like a river.
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Speaking of Chez EyeB
If you tell me that we live in the same building, I’m going to go nuts
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that
would be so freakin awesome I couldn’t describe it
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yo 77 Davisville!
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A stones throw, my good friend.
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right down the street!
such a fuckin small world
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such a fuckin small world
Still, I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
(Thanks to Steven Wright)
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Greenwin owns this whole fucking block, eh? Imagine the coin they make off all of us.
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Man, its ridiculous
It’s impossible to live on that street and not fork over major cash to them
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I like the area though, still.
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Oh it's great
I can walk home at 2am and not ever have a single worry other than that someone will make fun of my shoes for not being expensive enough.
I’ve got a nice little park across the street from my building that is prime for tossing a baseball or football around
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in the summer there were always softball games goin on over there. i always wanted to bring my glove, stand over on the side, and wait til someone asked me to play.
i go to the goodlife right at the corner of davisville and mount pleasant. everything is right in the area…grocery, gym, park, restaurants…it’s fantastic…
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the corner of DV and MP
is the exact location of my building. I can spit on that goodlife from my roof
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i have now added coke to my rye.
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I like my rye
like I like my women:
12 years old and full of coke
(apologies for the off-colour joke, my uncle always used to tell it)
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Hilariously inappropriate.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Better than my preference for coffee
Like my women: in a plastic cup.
(As told by a good friend of mine.)
like my coffee
I figured you meant “ground up and in the freezer”
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I’m not sure which one of those is worse.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Well, that would make him..
A serial killer. And unless he looks like Michael C. Hall and goes by the name Dexter, I’m not sure I would relay that one very often.
except
dexter doesn’t grind his victims up or store them in his freezer
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True
But I feel like Dexter would be the only “serial killer” I could befriend in my imaginary world.
out of all the seral killers I know of
Dexter would probably be the best friend of them all
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i haven’t watched any of season 3. any good?
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I've seen to epi 10
some of it drags a bit, but there are now…interesting developments
and that’s all I’m gonna say
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Antropov, Stajan, Ponikarovsky, Kubina, all minus-3 for that period.
by general borschevsky on Dec 2, 2008 11:22 PM EST reply actions
owwwww
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Too much time against Thornton, Marleau, and Setoguchi, who are all +3.
by general borschevsky on Dec 2, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oh fuck off White. Hesitating twice a foot off the blue line before slapping the puck straight at the goalie is not a way to generate offense. Skate a bit, move laterally and change the angle and eat up some distance to get the shot on net quicker, you ass.
how do you really feel about him??
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once Van Ryn comes back, mate.
I miss Van Ryn. That dude’s a mother fuckin rudey!
Fucking Kostopoulous. That rat bastard.
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I know i’m replying to my own comment, but Avery gets suspended for talking smack, while Kostopoulos gets 3 games for fuckin up Van Ryn.
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That's why
I hate NHL suspension management—suspension is a total crapshoot. I hate it
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Oh, we know. The NHL has the dumbest suspension ‘policy’ ever. I can’t even think about it without rage.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
don't call it a policy
policy implies some sort of consistency
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I think he's auditioning for his old forward spot back
What better way to eliminate all doubt about his abilities on the blueline?
Ian white
has read this comment and is prepared to offer you a mustache ride
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HAHAHAHA
“What a chance for Antropov as he took it right down the chute.”
-Joe Bowen, like twenty seconds ago
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I thought I heard that…
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Aunt Jemima!
Make me some waffles!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:42 PM EST reply actions
it's our new rallying cry...
so don’t be getting any ideas…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
as you should...
waffles are delicious!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
blurr!
This game is the suck. How are you?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
i am wonderful
and so are you
and goal
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
‘sanks blurr. I’m glad I’m back from washing the dye from my hair so I can talk to you, you skeezy musician, you.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
thanks
i ♥ the dye job.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Really? I want to look good when you show me your studio.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
ya you do...
i mean, sure. whenever you want. it’s all good…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I can go now? Can you go now? Or later, if that works for you. I just think your band is so amazing, and you’re the most talented of all of the members.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
well shucks...
you flatter me…
and yes, whenever’s clever. just say the word
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
sure...
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Blurr. My wonderful frienemy.
TUPAC.
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can we agree...
Rahzel is the bomb diggity when it comes to human beat box…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
All I know
Is that cat’s a bad motherfucker
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love the hidden track on his first disc
against skribbles….crazy
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Need more booze. Kthxbai.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:42 PM EST reply actions
kool aid
please
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it's what i do...
bring the win
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Blurr arrives
Goal ensues.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Aunt Jemima!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I get up for a drink and miss a goal?!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:44 PM EST reply actions
new rule
whenever hockey’s being played…wrap drinks, we all win!
waffles!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
chocolate chip waffles, yo
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Chocolate chip waffles?
Ok, the first person who brings me those gets my undying love forever.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
be there momentarily…sending them thru the intertubes…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
merry christmas!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
You should go to bed.
We only started with the winning last night after you went to sleep and Chemmy put his Leafs jammies on.
Chemmy is playing XBOX.
XBOX!!!!
in his leafs jammies.
XBOX!
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i have leafs boxers…no jammies…but boxers…
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LOUDER!!!!
JAMMMMMMMMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
good tune...
Monster Magnet did a decent cover of it a few years back..
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
with waffles!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
ok kiddos
I;m probably calling it a night soon
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sleepy = more likely to hallucinate = might see a Leaf victory
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
you put the loser...
in loser domi… :P
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
It just feels like I don’t have my witty pants on
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“Be it resolved that we shall, all of us, jettison our pants immediately.”
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
whatever...
i show up, u leave.
that’s how it’s gonna be…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Nooooo!
No leave me, LD. Stay!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
btw...
in case you missed…mattblack gave blake the most awesome nickname evar…
wembley fraggle…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:54 PM EST reply actions
Wembley Fraggle/Jason Blake
seperated at birth..?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
The animated Smokey the Bear is terrifying.
No I am not on drugs.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:55 PM EST reply actions
Hey
So, what I miss?
Stupid SNETHD taunted me in the channel guide, saying the game was on here.. instead I get hockeycentral and manureloads of praise heaped on Ted Rogers.
Bah, outside of his family who really cares?!
So you’re saying I should go to bed?
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Should I put on my jammies?
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HEY JAMMIES!!!
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JAAAMMMMIIIIEEESSS!!
i should get into mine
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don’t doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it
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by LeafFanInVan on Dec 2, 2008 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
sorry eyebleaf
but after some threads, I have in all seriousness had dreams where I can’t keep up with the threads
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JAM-EES
JAM-EEES
JAM-EEES
JAM-EEES
JAM-EEES
JAM-EEES
JAM-EEES
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
I think Chemmy has a new nickname
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Who, Jammies?
I cant remember what we called him before that
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I will follow loser domi out.
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Ahw snaps! I knew it!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 2, 2008 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Waffles!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Night!
I’ll stroke your ego tomorrow.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
So I arrive and the party is cooincidentally breaking up.. Typical!
I’ll remember this!
Current mood: emo
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 2, 2008 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
It's not breaking up
Don’t be so emo.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
good night
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
X 1000
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hugs and kisses...
sleep tight
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 2, 2008 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Night LD.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
buona notte
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when...
is Devaux going to “attack” someone like he did in the AHL…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:00 AM EST reply actions
that’s you!
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I will destroy your bones.
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Love is there Chemmy.
Love
Is
There
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Edited:
Love is there Jammies.
Love
Is
There
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The next time they’re on sale I’m buying like a whole case of Leafs jammies and sending everyone a pair.
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If you send me Leaf jammies
I’ll never say a bad word about you ever again. And, I’ll be nice.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
That would be really awesome. Seriously. Best, Idea. Ever. If I can help in any way…
/empty pockets
by general borschevsky on Dec 3, 2008 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
PUT THE GOD DAMN JAMMIES ON ALREADY!!
by general borschevsky on Dec 3, 2008 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
is general borschevsky gonna have to choke a bitch?
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I'm gonna go with, yes, he'll have to.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
i need a
nice, relaxing smoke
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I'm literally
Being forced to watch the rest of this game wether I like it or not
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Maye we could
switch our Blake for theirs and just quietly sneak out of town talkin’ ’bout what a shame it is we lost and stuff.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Do you remember back in the day, the rumours of Sundin for Rob Blake?
And then the Leafs picked up Belak.
Jared LOVES Belak.
And Jared is from London.
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I remember that day and near killed myself laughing thinking about the guy whose job it is to stitch names on the back of the Leaf jerseys. He must’ve near ’bout shat when they called down and said, “We need a B, an L, an A, a K and an E.”
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
How bad does that Blake deal look now? Signed through 2012…
All the mediots seem to think he’ll be bought out in the offseason, that makes him a cap hit until 2015.
The good news is, if the Sharks win a cup this year JFJ gets a ring.
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MF what did you think of the deal the day Blake signed? Did you know it was going to be a train wreck? You’re the sage, after all. You probably knew.
I LOVED the signing.
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me too...
because i hated playing against him.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, he used to be such a douchebag.
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still is...
and i still hate playing against him, what with he having a counterintuitive instinct towards winning with the leafs…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
/shrugs shoulders
/sighs
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
I liked the signing but hated the term-length, here’s what I wrote back on July 4, 2007:
Add my voice to the chorus on the Blake deal – like the rate but not the term. I’m guessing JFJ won’t be around when Blake turns 38 and has to be bought out.
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Wow. Two for two, I’m saying.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
And here's what I said about Toskala
Back in July, 2007:
MLSE has signed Toskala to a new, two year, $8M contract good for an annual cap hit of $4M.
MLSE was in a bit of a bind on this one – if they don’t negotiate a new deal, Toskala becomes a UFA at the end of this season and could theoretically hit the open market. Having a player walk after 50+ games isn’t a great return on three draft picks…
That said, maybe those big hockey brains down in the executive suites at the ACC could learn something from previous experience (Maybe? Just once? Please?).
Last year after dealing for Raycroft, the MLSE brass signed him to an extension before he played a single game for the blue and white.
That worked out craptacularly well for my beloved Leafs.
So well, in fact, that the club decided to deal away more of the future for another starting goalie.
And about 365 days after signing an untested Raycroft, the same big brains have decided to offer Toskala a two-year deal for $8M – all before Toskala stops a single puck for the big club.
What’s the rush? Why not see how the new boy does and negotiate a deal as the season progresses…$4M is quite the payday for a guy who’s barely played 100 games.
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Are you trying to make me suicidal?
Don’t tell me stuff like that. Gah!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I have to confess I thought the signing was a good one. Oy.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
On an unrelated note
I am bugging out that it is December.
Can someone please tell me where 2008 went?
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Waffles...?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
To quote a noted philosopher, “Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’ slippin’ into the future.”
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I feel old
but I am going to India in 2 weeks. So there’s something to look forward to.
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I hear that. I am feeling very old these days.
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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Someone once told me that “being a grown-up means having too many pieces of paper” and, judging by the deforestation going on around my home and office, I am Methuse-fuckin-lah.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
old is...
who you are.
i’m still a 16 year old goofball…my poor, wife
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm
I don’t have a tonne of paper at my place, though what I do have does tend to be lying hither and thither, so that can’t be it. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll go back to being a carefree young thing any day now.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
ya you will!
waffles!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
where are you headed and for how long? My brother-in-law just packed up his place in Hyderabad and is en route back to North America. His next job posting is Manhattan. Lucky bastard.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
steve miller...
really…?
why not…
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Second best song ever written in 7/4 time.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
possibly...
maybe top 3…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
#1? #2?
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
well...
fruschiante’s got a tune in 7/4. don’t recall what it’s called right now…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
My own personal fave is a song called “Who?” by Rheostatics. Brilliant.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
so....
are we jumping to another thread.
haven’t been around the game threads awhile…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:11 AM EST reply actions
nope.
I think Jammies has gone to bed, and PPP isn’t here. That means I’m in charge again.
BWAHAHHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA
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I am always gentle, sweet Mabel.
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i like it rough.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
I knew you would be, I’m just nervous.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Don’t be nervous. I’d never hurt you.
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Wow, remember the days when we used to have to jump threads? Crazy fun times.
by general borschevsky on Dec 3, 2008 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Shameless selfpromotion
http://zamboniharmony.blogspot.com/
http://gettingniftyintheclutch.blogspot.com/
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:13 AM EST reply actions
if i can...
put on my serious pants for a moment…
Wrap, i love your writing, so please, self promote away.
ok, taking the pants off now…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Thank you! I like knowing my stuff enjoyed since all I do is blog since i am not in school and I lost my job.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
the ego on you, wrap
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What?! My policy is to suck less. Y’all are affirming my sucking less.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
cue the married jokes
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I know right?!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
“And if you ain’t no punk then holla we want prenup/because its something that you need to have/because when she leaves yo ass/she’s gonna leave with half”
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
MF, was there a prenup involved?
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No. No pre-nup. We eloped one weekend out of the blue – best thing I’ve ever done (she has a very meddlesome mother). I knew I wanted to be married, but I didn’t want a wedding.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
Are you serious?
That is one amazing story man.
You are my brother’s hero.
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Every time we talked about getting married it was clear that the plans were for everyone but us.
It was odd and very difficult leap to realize that it was our wedding and we coudl do whatever the hell we wanted.
I proposed on a Thursday, got the license and rings on the Friday, booked a minister over the weekend and we were married at a friend’s vineyard in Niagara on the Lake the following Tuesday.
Her mum and my sister weren’t happy, but we sure as hell were (and are).
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
i'm the youngest...
and my mom pitched a fit when she found out.
as a consolation, we let her throw us a reception…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
I hear you.
My mother in-law is still not impressed.
My sister took over our baby shower and she channeled all of her missed-wedding energy into it, transforming it into this inappropriately huge party.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
that was our reception...
awkward and uncomfortable.
i did get hammered though…made things a little more fun
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
elope!
awesome. my wife and i did the same.
best idea ever invented for men…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
elope-age is, unfortunately, not possible in the Hindu culture.
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poopy...
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
i'm west asian...
west caucasian…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
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fail
forgot the “I”….err, “eye”
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amazing that you can have an arranged marraige with a “stranger” but you can’t just slip away with someone you love…
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
i’ve wondered about that so many times myself, my good friend.
my parents were arranged.
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Really? That’s pretty amazing.
There’s a wonderful short story by Jhumpa Lahiri (who’s foxy and she can write) about a Harvard prof. reminiscing with his kids about his arranged marriage. Really worth tracking down.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
i just googled
and she is foxy
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I’m not much of a fiction reader, but I really like her stuff.
My wife is a huge fan, so we have all of her books lying around the house (my wife’s first career was in publishing and we still get boxes and boxes of free books. It’s quite the nice bonus).
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
free books is THE BEST.
i spend a lot of money at chapters. but i’m beginning to build a nice library.
i want to read this:
http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/A-Place-Within-Rediscovering-India-M-g-Vassanji/9780385661782-item.html
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My wife got me a library card about a year ago, an amazingly simple gift. It’s saved me a fortune and I’ve read some really amazing stuff.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
I still remember fondly of my elementary school days when I ordered those book orders from Scholastic by filing out a simple newsprint sheet.
We get those each Friday from my daughter’s school. It really brought back memories…
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
Berenstein Bears?
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Hey! I had occasion to read the Berenstain Bears in The Trouble With Friends just this past weekend.
For my niece, you understand. Honest.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I’m a little troubled that the Berenstein Bear family are named Mother, Father, Brother and Sister. I have no idea why, but it bugs me…and whatever happened to Max and Ruby’s parents. I think Ruby killed them and they’re in the freezer.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
Just imagine how freaked out Mother and Father’s parents were when they realized what crazy-ass names they’d given their children.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
you suck less...
i’m not sure what we’re comparing your suckage to, but it’s definitely less
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Previous instances of my weaksauce writing.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
can you throw something at Bill Waters for me?
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We've actually
had a skirmish before…
He demanded that I help put his microphone on, which isn’t my job. I wasn’t impressed that he asked, and he wasn’t impressed that I didnt jump up to help him
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he seems like a douche.
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nice sweater...
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
i know...
we should start a support group
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
Dude, I think you should have them take another. Your eyes are closed.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
For a second I thought you were suggesting your were Bill Waters’ ass.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
I must admit
Nabokov is a great goalie.
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Stajan is now playing with Hollweg and Bel Biv Deveaux
This does not bode well for my hockey pool
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Bel Biv Deveaux…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no really.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
he's poison
poison.
poison.
girl, i must warn you…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
And now I have that song in my head. Thanks a bunch.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
remember when they were on Fresh Prince?
“I was just trying to be in the video”
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anyone
remember this tune…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Yes. God save my mortal soul, yes.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
still stuck in my head.
at least once a day, i end up singing that stupid song…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Yoicks! Sounds like a way to slip a gear. Careful, muchacho.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Gah!
I remember that song. Why do you do me like this, blurr?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
you know
i do what what i do when i do what i do
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Probably not
but at least you aren’t Stajan. Think of how he feels – getting stuck with Hollweg? Yeesh. That says “I hate you” like nothing else.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Stajan is probably reminiscing right now about the good old days when he was banished to the press box.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
He’s probably thinking “I liked it better when I was on injured reserve”
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Mmmmmmmmmm……groin injury!
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I’ll injure his groin!
Wait that’s not right.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
I believe LD may have dibs on that one.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
ya
the line forms behind her…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
I know. Matty Stajan is all hers.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
fuck me eyes
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fuck me eyes?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Penalty
Hey, who was that who pulled my Finger?
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
NOOOOOO
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:25 AM EST reply actions
Dammit Jammies…..
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:25 AM EST reply actions
fucking jammies
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like i said, fucking jammies!
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If you’re not wearing jammies, you’re not trying.
by general borschevsky on Dec 3, 2008 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Well fuck me Sharks….
Wait no dont.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:28 AM EST reply actions
schenn
just stoop up clowe…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:32 AM EST reply actions
clowe – 225lbs…
schenn – 216
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Schenn has the scrappy doo mentality.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
that
and balls of steel…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Ahwwwwwwwww
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
Jammies needs to photoshop a leafs jersey onto him
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No kidding.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Jamies has great photoshoppage skills
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you could say..
they’re mad skillz…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
When he can be bothered to do it ;D
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Schenn is teh awesome. That is all.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
not according
to my dictionary…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
You, me and Schenn
can we agree on that?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
well...
no, i don’t want to drag you and schenn down to my level.
i’ll just throw out the stupid dictionary
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know
I think you’re pretty awesome. But we can find another word for you, if you’d like.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
awww shucks...
why all the buttering up…? you so nice 2 me…. :)
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
I’m not buttering you up, I just think you’re awesome is all. And I like being nice to you for some reason. I don’t know, I don’t quite get it either.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
coolio!
works for me.
let’s keep it like this, us being all nice and such. winkle has so much rage, i just let him do the angry bit…
me, sunshine and rainbows
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Let’s keep it like this for sure. Winkle can be all angry on his own. He told me I should look around for other people to share this internet love with instead of him, so I’m out looking. What do you think? Do we have a chance?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
absosmurfly!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
scrumdiddlyicious!
Fine and dandy like sour candy!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
ok...
it’s official. i was sitting behind ryan hollweg last night.
totally should have cross checked him in the back of the head when i had the chance…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:39 AM EST reply actions
You would have been offered many virgins! and a bountiful harvest!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
seriously...
he wasn’t that big. i totally could have taken him…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
You should have asked for his autograph.
And then ripped it up in front of his dirty mug.
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and spit on it
then throw it down in disgust…
here’s the thing.
’weg showed up halfway through the first.
left halfway through the thrd (we weren’t winning yet)
and his gf looked like she’d painted on her tan and got the michael jackson plastic surgery special
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
the gf thing...
ya know, to each his own, whatever.
but as a “teammate” he should have been there the whole game…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
perhaps he went into the room to work on his dancing
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wait...
you’re not protecting him are you…?
it took me awhile to get over the whole biggie/tupac fiasco…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
boys are tired...
these are some weak penalties
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:42 AM EST reply actions
weaksauce
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Line stealer.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
“Schenn got his stick in”
TWSS!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:46 AM EST reply actions
aunt jemima!
make me some waffles!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Comeback?
When I was a kid I used to constantly recalculate how quickly the Leafs had to score goals in the third period to tie it up. Right now, they have to score a goal about every 20 seconds to make this one competitive…soon to be 15 seconds. It doesn’t look good for the blue and white.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
I think Tellqvist
is going to play on Thursday. He’s the new number one apparently in Phoenix.
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I foresee Telly with a shut-out and at least one Coyote scoring his first goal of the year.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
I hope we absolutely kill Telly.
I need Bryzgalov to get back in there, I got him in my pool
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wilson
is gonna coach circles around wayne…
i’m not worried
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Time for me to go to bed: I saw every letter except the final " l " in your second line.
Ew.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)