NNN - At Least This Will Be Easy
Dear Leafs,
When I pay $100 for a ticket to see you play hockey I expect you to demonstrate a little bit of competence and effort.
"I guess we were a little bit tired after the road and there wasn't much gas left in the tank," Toskala said, paraphrasing the captain of the Exxon Valdez. "Anyhow, we weren't very good tonight. The fans, they're paying good money to come watch us and we didn't play very well. We can't control the fans, but we have to play better."
Yes, you can control the fans. When your first class flying asses put out the effort commensurate with the money that is shelled out to see game then the fans won't boo you or mock cheer when you stop dump-ins.
The fact is the future played on Monday in Atlanta. With their struggling starter ready for a night off, the Leafs called up the Marlies' 22-year-old Justin Pogge. Where does that leave Joseph? It has been 263 days since Joseph won, but he hangs on. His next win will be the 450th of his career. He wants it, but the question is will the classy veteran get his milestone before the Leafs bring Pogge up for good? And once Pogge is up, he will play. What then of Toskala? The debate is downplayed by the Leafs, but it won't stop fans from speculating.
Old Yeller needs to be put down. Or inserted in every shootout until he picks up his 450th win so we can finally take him out back and tearfully blow him away.
That red light behind the Maple Leafs' net wasn't installed to be festive. But the way it kept flashing last night, it would have brightened any holiday scene.
Unfortunately it also illuminated a ho-ho-horrible night at the rink for the home side in what ended as a 8-2 laugher for Dallas.
Oh my God. They pay him for that?
"But there's no excuse to play that bad," said Hagman.
It's a tradition for players to give a cash bounty for the guy that scores the game winner against their old team. I don't know if Hagman said it in Finnish and Vesa screwed up the translation or if this was an ill-timed joke by the team but rather than make Dallas regret signing Sean Avery instead of Hagman they were probably just laughing that he has a couple more seasons of this crap ahead of him.
That was an impressive win for the Stars as they head into the holiday break. It’s hard to find a glitch anywhere in that game. They started strong and played a pretty solid 60 minute game. It was great to see James Neal get a hat trick in his return to the Toronto area. Trevor Daley, a Toronto native, had a very strong game as well. It was just a strong game all the way around.
Of course the local boy potted a hat trick. Of course. I even saw some hats get thrown. Sickening.
Ah, it was a good way to end the trip, kids, mainly because there were plenty of good outings to talk about over the next two days when there is no practice and nobody is going to be available. (No, I refuse to be one of those who calls people on Christmas day when it is absolutely unnecessary. Some things are sacred). I wish you all a happy, healthy Christmas and we'll see you again on Friday.
You know what? The Leafs better be getting a bag skate today. I would skate them until they throw up and make sure that they do not enjoy Christmas at all.
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truth be told...
Dallas is finally playing like they should have been since the season began. We really had no business expecting a win last night…
but 8-2…? that just sucked 20 different ways…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 24, 2008 12:04 PM EST reply actions
congrats...
…that post officially took approximately ten times more effort writing about last night than the team put in playing last night. You, dear sir, are far more charitable than I was able to be today. Wouldn’t it be awesome if one ticket holder was randomly selected every time the leafs lost at home by more than 5 goals, and that fan actually did get to PT the team the next day? be one hell of an incentive for the players not to dog it.
and for the record, this comment took approximately twice the effort to write than was on the ice last night in blue and white.
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by Wendel's Moustache on Dec 24, 2008 12:31 PM EST reply actions
skate them until they throw up
You said it!
This is weird: The Leafs win 6-2 on Monday, yet Grabovski is somehow a minus 1. Then the Leafs lose on Tuesday 8-2 and Grabovski is a plus 1. Seems a bit out of sync with the rest of the team.
Also, the Leafs shouldn’t have guaranteed-win nights, but they should guarantee that they won’t get blown out at home. Everyone who was a last night’s game should be given a gift certificate for another ticket or merchandise of equivalant value.
by general borschevsky on Dec 24, 2008 12:39 PM EST reply actions
The Leafs made me wish I lived in Texas
No, not because of the Dallas Stars!! No! Because you can carry concealed weapons! The Leafs are lucky I’m not a Texan resident in Toronto to watch that game. Did I say game? Sorry, it was actually a hockey team skating with the Rosedale-Forest Hill Skating Club. And thanks Deveaux, at least you tried.
You know what? The Leafs better be getting a bag skate today.
Today? Fuck that. Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.m. sharp.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Dec 24, 2008 1:20 PM EST reply actions
I still maintain Pogge’s nickname should be Pogs.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 24, 2008 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Remember Alf? He’s back, in pog form!

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If I knew what happened to all my old pogs went, I’d make a Pogge edition.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 24, 2008 2:48 PM EST up reply actions

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