Look At This Handsome Fellow
by Chemmy on Dec 3, 2008 11:00 AM EST
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PrintSometimes, all you need in life is to cut open a pineap- stupid thing how the hell do you cut this open lousy fruit... -ple. Please don't cut yourself Wünderboy.
Anyways, here's Mikhail with a transistor radio or maybe an old shaver, seriously does anyone know what's going on in these photos?
Yeah, uhhhh... ok moving on here's Grabovski laying on his bed enjoying a mixed drink:
As long as he keeps scoring goals, good for him. Pictures came from Sportguide.ru, courtesy of colonel_korn.
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Grabs is a ginger?
I thought he was more blond…
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these are...
disturbing
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:01 AM EST reply actions
they are disturing
and yet so insanely awesome I can’t put words to it. It’s like some weird bizzarro dream I’d have if I could remember my dreams
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I don't know
I kinda like them. I recognize I may have a problem.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
his face in teh second one is kinda creepy, but the rest are so filled with WTF goodness that I love them
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Agreed. his face in that one is odd, but other than that – delightful!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
but why
is he killing that pienapple…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
to eat
and feast on the delicious goo inside
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But in the second one
I like how he’s curling his toes. That’s what I do. We could be bff!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Scandalous!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
that second pic...
makes him look like rainman…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:04 AM EST reply actions
definitely
a shiny silver thing…definitely.
HOT WATER BURN BABY! HOT WATER BURN BABY!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
I really like
the sheets in photo three—nice colors, but they do look a bit scratchy
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Yeah
I don’t like scratchy sheets.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
maybe they are printed and not embroidered like I think they are
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I think they are printed
but they still don’t look that soft. I’m picky like that.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
they look like faux satin...
which can get snags and lose it’s softness.
not that i have any satin sheets, or do i…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
In your studio?
I assumed you have red satin sheets on the murphy bed that falls into place when you turn on the dimmed lights and music. In perfect view of the video camera.
Am I close?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
i'll never tell...
you’ll have to check it out yourself sometime…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I’d be honoured. Can we go now?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
No!
My queen has left me!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I haven't left
you told me that I was free to find other partners.
Besides, he’s just showing me his studio. Nothing will happen…
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
and by nothing...
she means…well, probably nothing…maybe something…
aunt jemima!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Have we
ever deciphered the meaning of that insult yet?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Make me some waffles!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
and no...
me thinks it’s like the answer to life, the universe and everything.
42.
meaning, we’re not asking the right question…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Good point
I’ll get on that
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I do indeed. At least, I’m shaving my legs in the hopes of something happening (don’t tell Winkle though)
Waffles please!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Oh crap
I have the Gilette Venus commercial playing in my head now.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Goddess on the mountaintop...
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
burning like a silver flame
the summit of beauty and love…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
And venus was her name
She’s got it
oh yeah baby, she’s got it
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
is that his bedroom...
and why does it appear to have glass in the doors…?
or are those shelves, and then, why are they empty…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:10 AM EST reply actions
You and your logic!
Who cares? It is Grabbo being all stabby with a pineapple and lounging. The awesome can’t be contained!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
This is the awesomeness
That Chemmy and I were alluding to last night before Mabel couldn’t take anymore teasing and needed it* right then and there.
*it = to know what we were talking about.
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That smile
can launch a thousand ships
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
is this
Belarusian “cribs” or something…?
and for a pro athelete, his place sure is tiny looking…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:15 AM EST reply actions
He just needs more mirrors, that’s all. I’m thinking he recently moved into this place (recent to when the photos were taken) which explains how spare the place is.
DO we know how long ago this was?
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he's lived there long enough...
to have purchased a pineapple.
not exactly grocery item #1 on my list…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know what
he’s drinking, but it does look tasty
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looks like iced tea...
perhaps with a pineapple slice…
things are starting to come together now…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Were these photos
taken from his Stalkerbook page or something?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I am ashamed that there was stalkrbook action I failed to be a part of
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really? it look kinda reddish to be iced tea
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welll
he’s holding it in front of those orangeish pillows…kinda shifts the hue i’d imagine…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
That second picture
is freaking me out…
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...
It’s sitting on the side of his tub…and his face..
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...
is it wrong
I like his outfit? as in, if he weren’t much bigger than I am, I’d steal it? or is that just me being mo
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funny...
i was thinking he just rumaged through my closet and stole some of my clothes…
grabs is emo
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
He is? You guys can be bff then! I picture you sitting side by side, wearing matching eyeliner, and writing poetry.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
and wearing all black...
and writing in black pen inour black journals about the blackness of our souls!
how much fun we’re going to have!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
I think...
his whole bedroom is decorated by Ikea….
by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 11:48 AM EST reply actions
A pineapple o lantern?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 11:48 AM EST reply actions
Oh my… what the… why is he… didn’t he know that he was being…
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This guy just went from projected 90-point guy in my mind to Brandon Convery v2.
Also, let’s start calling him Mikhail Stabovski.
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 3, 2008 12:17 PM EST reply actions
Brandon Convery v2?
Shut your mouth!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I clicked the link to that RU site.
What’s more disturbing? The various photos, or the incredibly badly photo-shopped boob on that banner ad?
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 3, 2008 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Also can we talk about how awkward those pants are? Look a picture two. He has pockets…on top of his thighs….?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 12:23 PM EST reply actions
that is weird...
maybe iit’s to store his pineapple knife in…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
what?
I kinda like those pants for some reason.
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He looks disturbingly like Haley Wickenheiser.
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 3, 2008 12:31 PM EST reply actions
Maybe she figured out how to get into the NHL…
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* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
NAILED
it!
This is more than a little disturbing.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
there could be
much, much worse photos of him taken, I know of this
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How?
And please, spare no detail.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
one word: Tlusty
two more words: Jan Huokko
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Tlusty pics? Yay.
Huokko pics? Um, no thanks.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Huokko
see kids, there are worse things than stabbing a pineapple and showing your wang
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I love that story…so so much.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ya. I love the fact that Sweden fought to sell dildos in drugstores.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
It is their god given RIGHT!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
I just like the EU policy of “give them sex toys! that will shut them up.”
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Here in QC I can get a few vibrators in one of the drugstores…
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Silly America…
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Swizgaar was right
everything is dildoes!~
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Just when I can’t love Grabbo anymore, these pop up.
This is the same kinda kookyness that has endeared Ovie to me.
You just know there is some drunk Canadian holding the camera saying “Ok, now hold the razor like your talking into it snicker (Oh my god he’s doing it)” click
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“act like you’re eating it”
“but vy i does dat? dat no makes sense”
“dude, just do it, for fun”
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I think that one was just a lucky picture, they came out and he was all like “How does you open dis ting?” and that set off the events in the other pictures
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
He just makes me think of the foreign kid in Can’t Hardly Wait…
“I am…a sex machine. A sex machine!….would you….like to touch….my penis?”
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Jiri Tlusty was in can’t hardly wait?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nrzsfOABPw
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 3, 2008 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
probably more than a few of the girls here
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Facebook wang pictures are a great way to get the ladies
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
owrked ok for Tlusty
It didn’t work so well for Huokko though
but I think the photos of Jiri tonguing a dude would put some ladies off
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Some ladies like that sort of thing.
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Cue Katy Perry!
“I tongued a dude, and I liked it, I hope no-one else will find it, Showed off my junk, just to try it I hope my facebook won’t mind it, it felt so wrong, it felt so right…”
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and that right there
is why we love you
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
this reference I do not know
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
It's amazing
How quickly the two of you can make any threads NSFW
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
continuing the Katy Perry parody and
supposedly after the tonguing a dude, Tlusty said something like “I don’t know nothing about no gay or bi” or something like that
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edit
the quote was “I am not gay or bi nothing” (http://isthishappening.typepad.com/blog/2007/11/jiri-tlusty-spe.html)
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also
“"I don’t know nothing about the homosexual”"
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I dont know nothing about birthing no babies
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
then again
at east Grab’s photos are a more “WTF?” versus" What the fuck is WRONG WITH YOU?"
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Amazingness.
I also love that grabs shares my inability to peel/skin/access pineapples
by EastLoop on Dec 3, 2008 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
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