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Chatty Cathy December 3, PART 2

Overflow! Let me sail, let me sail, let the Orinoco flow, Let me reach, let me beach on the shores of Tripoli. Let me sail, let me sail, let me crash upon your shore, Let me reach, let me beach far beyond the Yellow Sea. From Bissau to Palau - in the shade of Avalon, From Fiji to Tiree and the Isles of Ebony, From Peru to Cebu fear the power of Babylon, From Bali to Cali - far beneath the Coral Sea. From the North to the South, Ebudae into Khartoum, From the deep sea of Clouds to the island of the moon, Carry me on the waves to the lands I've never been, Carry me on the waves to the lands I've never seen. We can sail, we can sail... We can steer, we can near with Rob Dickins at the wheel, We can sigh, say goodbye Ross and his dependencies We can sail, we can sail...

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Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you… I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:15 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

?

Now I r confused. More so.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 3, 2008 1:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate to cut into your crazy time

Yo-Saf-Brid

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh my god

It’s hideous! Oh and there’s a thing in a jar.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, Jayne ain’t a girl! She starts in on that girl’s-name thing, [reaches into his pants] I’ll show her good ‘n’ all, I got man parts!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Captain

Don’t you know that kissing girls will make you sleepy?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoop!

My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there’s so much tasty here. Ooh!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would be you get your most poetical about your pecker.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don’t make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Early: You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I’ve ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Simon: What’d he do?
Early: Who?
Simon: The midget.
Early: Arson. The little man loved fire.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sir… you paid money for this? On purpose?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here’s a little concept I’ve been working on. Why don’t we shoot her first?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doctor. I’m taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you—I will get very choked up. Honestly. There could be tears.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you know what your sin is captain?

Aw hell, I’m a fan of all seven.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe you got some storytelling to do. What in the hell happened back there?

Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl, ‘cause…I don’t think that’s ever getting old.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes I’ve read a poem. Try not to faint.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ZOMG!

I missed a firefly quote off?

I R sad

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!

Whoa don’t shoot me first!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Book: I shot him down…Killed the ship that killed us. Not very Christian of me.
Mal: You did what’s right.
Book: Coming from you, that means almost nothing.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve killing anybody, or is this the wrong crowd?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looked bigger when I couldn’t see him

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

 Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:54 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you know what the chain of command is here? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who’s in command

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is the last time. Last time with cows. Hey, there was an idea regarding beagles? They have smallish droppings?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You wanna explain to me exactly why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jayne: ( reading Simon’s journal) “Dear Diary…today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zoe: Looks like we got here just in time sir.
Mal: What does that make us?
Zoe: Big damned heros sir.
Mal: Ain’t we just.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 2:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mal: “Which one do you figured tracked us?”

Zoe: “The ugly one, sir.”

Mal: “Could you be more specific?”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 2:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FIREFLY

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get it!

I’ll watch it, just please stop trying to make me feel all stupid and stuff.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 3, 2008 1:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:(

I clearly need to watch it as well…

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yay

fresh page!!!!

SCRIBBBLESSSSSSSSSSSS

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:19 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i figured

a fresh page would be a good idea for all

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 1:20 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's why i'll follow you anywhere!

cuz yer smart.

and the freddy mercury stache is a nice touch

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ooooh

T-shirts and Hats on sale on NHL.com!

Ooooh Tomas Kaberle player t-shirt!

I want, but I don’t, because I know he will leave soon…

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:22 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hope so...

strallman hasn’t scored an own goal on us in over a month now…let’s give him more ice time

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And besides, after he leaves it’ll be much cheaper anyway

/ducks

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 1:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hah

thing is… who is worth getting right now?
All our players will leave… we need a superstar, Burke! STAT!

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno, would Antropov be considered a superstar?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 1:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe

but they don’t offer anything with his name on it :(

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait

they do, but only for me.

What, women can’t like Antropov???

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Depends on

what kinda woman you are

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you like delicious Bore-ger king and stories about cars driving you, Antropov’s your man!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 1:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are my superstar Karina

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

thanks, but I think we already had the convo about me putting my name on a leafs shirt….

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:30 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We did?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well

maybe not you and me…. but in another chatty cathy… I did… with someone….

(my brain no worky today)

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

twas i

and the answer is a resounding nyet

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah I see

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:35 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see?

so I’m a superstar… but not for the maple leafs :(

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no..

it’s just…i dunno, odd?

it’s like the video of that kid the other day, with his own draft ceremony and calling his own name…

that’s not you karina

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm

I suppose, I suppose.

I am just sad that the Leafs don’t have that one really public face, that player that stands out as being The Leafs right now.

OTOH, if they offer Pavel Bure vintage t-shirts for the canucks, where are the Wendel Clark vintage Leafs t-shirts?

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought i saw

a gilmour vintage shirt once…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

once...

maybe…. but there should be one there now

Sorry… I’m just really picky about what leafs merchandise I will buy, so I have very little. A baseball cap, a sundin t-shirt, and a plain t-shirt.

But I want more. THe women’s stuff is all crap, especially the Alyssa Milano line.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I gots

Me a baseball cap and a numberless/nameless jersey

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're

a superstar in our hearts and that’s all that matters Karina

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, I see, it’s okay for you, but not for me. I see how it is now. You want it, you’ve got it.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 3, 2008 1:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

You just clarified things that’s all

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I clarified what now?

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 3, 2008 1:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That we can

seek others

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re the one who wanted it, Winkle. But now that I’m free, I’ve got some potential options that interest me.

I’ll still have a spot in my heart for you, though.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 3, 2008 1:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

If you must know, I expended an entire month’s of “Be Nice to Mabel” credits this morning when I got all poetic with kissing your butt.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait a sec

clearly I am dumb.

They just need to offer Schenn merchandise!!!!!!

Did you know Ponikarovsky has his own website and store??

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You would have to

When you have a last name like that

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

poni

has the creepiest memorabilia I’ve ever seen— a plaster of his hand holding a puck linkage

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 1:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

longest

day

ever

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:33 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's like

everyday for me that’s not called a Saturday or Sunday

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:35 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i need...

like a month or two off.

best part about dislocating my shoulder and shatteriny my collar bone was the time off work.

and the pain killers…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I smell

Idea brewing here

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah...

i thought about it, but it was dumb luck. i should have broken my neck, but the shoulder saved me…

scariest thing ever. what’s worse is my daughter was with me…

ok, done talking about it now…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

you just sapped all the funny outta that

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AUNT JEMIMA!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MAKE ME SOME WAFFLES!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stop it!

I WANT IHOP

NOW!!!!!!!!!!

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry...

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Kaylee

We both know I’m the funny one.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zoe: Planet’s coming up a mite fast.
Wash: That’s just ‘cause- I’m going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
Mal: Well,if that happens, let me know.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ten percent of nuthin’ is…let me do the math here…nuthin’ into nuthin’…carry the nuthin’.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jayne: Testing Cap’n, Cap’n can you hear me?
Mal: I’m standing right here.
Jayne: You’re coming in loud and clear.
Mal: That’s because I’m standing right here.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:50 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mal: And I never back down from a fight.
Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time!
Mal: Well…. yeah, but I’m not backing down from this one!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

 Zoe: “Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.”

Wash: "Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing!?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a burden being right all the time.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so…very…pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Operative: “Do you know what your sin is?”

Mal: “Aw hell. I’m a fan of all seven.”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 2:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mal: Did you send word to Patience?
Wash: Yeah, ain’t heard back yet. Didn’t she shoot you one time?
Mal: Everyone’s makin’ a fuss.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 2:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fanty’s prettier

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jayne: “I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m gettin’ paid. Mostly when I’m gettin’ paid.”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 2:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mal: This is why we lost, you know – superior numbers.
Zoe: Thanks for the reenactment, sir.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 2:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wash: “Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What’ll she do next?”

Zoe: “Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It’s a toss-up.”

Wash: “I hope she does the soup thing. It’s always a hoot, and we don’t all die from it.”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 2:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omg we posted that at like the same time

I mean it. It’s cold out there. I don’t wanna get left.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You think you're better than other people!

Just the ones I’m better than

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 2:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free.
Zoe: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die, can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just get us on the ground…

Oh that’ll happen pretty definitely

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I brought you some supper but if you’d prefer a lecture, I’ve a few very catchy ones prepped…sin and hellfire… one has lepers

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 1:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My work’s illegal, but at least it’s honest

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:50 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kaylee, what’s with the engine room? Where there space monkeys? Terrifying space monkeys?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Inara: Are you in pain?
Mal: Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know, right here.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big Threads

My dad says that if you take off auto-refresh and use F5 instead things don’t bog down as much if your computers can’t handle it.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 3, 2008 1:43 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or

GET NEW PUTER!

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 1:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hah

I think it depends more on what else I’m running at the same time… if nothing, I have no problem with 400+ comment threads, but if I have other stuff running, it bogs down much earlier.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, and I’d like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 2:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is why we lost, you know – superior numbers.

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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 Mal: “Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm?”

Inara: “Will you wash it first?”

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I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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 Inara: “It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can’t guarantee they’ll handle it particularly well, but-”

Nandi: “If they got guns, and brains at all…”

Inara: “They have guns.”

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 2:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 2:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! Somebody fire!

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh! That was bracing. They don’t like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself

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[Commander Harken questions the crew.]
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?
Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Harken: And your husband?
Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
Harken: Is there any particular reason you don’t wish to discuss your marriage?
Zoe: Don’t see that it’s any of your business, is all. We’re very private people.
[Cut to Zoe’s husband, Wash.]
Wash: The legs! [laughs.] Oh yeah, [I] definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where her legs.… meet her back. Tha— actually, that whole area. That, and… and above it. […] Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

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Fanty: Well our end is forty, precious.
Jayne Cobb: My muscular buttocks it’s forty.

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay kids

I must off to school now. I love you all.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gl

with your stats prof…

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hugs!

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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 1:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HUNGRY

eat my lunch at my desk now, wait till 12?

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 2:38 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WAAAAAIT

it out

the earlier you eat, the earlier you’ll be hungry in the afternoon

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

well it’s 5 to 12, I’m eating.

I do have an afternoon snack with me, too.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 2:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

snacks

dooooo nothi… oh wait you’re not me

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 2:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just got back from Angelos

I picked up about 30$ worth of deli meat and some kaiser rolls….mmmm sammiches

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 2:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mmm

I love fresh kaiser rolls…. I just don’t have a convenient bakery to get them from!

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What

are you eating?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chicken sandwhich

it’s got cheddar, tomato and lettuce on it. Nothing special, but the bread is still fresh so it’s good.

I’m craving a burger soooooo badly though….

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that sounds kinda tasty, actualy

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tasty

like you!

I gots nothing

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea, a good burger

is hard to deny

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking of burgers

campus pub at Mac used to serve the “heart attack” burger, it was like an 8 oz patty with swiss, cheddar, mushrooms, bacon, lettuce, tomato and a fried egg

omg it was sooooooo amazing

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

take off the plant boogers and i agree

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea

after that, everytime I made burgers at home I would top it off with a fried egg, bacon and cheese without any kinds of veggies

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

except for the musrooms

sounds mmmmmlicious

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omg

are you trying to kill me?!?!?

I am craving a burger so badly ‘cause I’m trying to eat healthy and get back to the gym, since getting married makes you fat!

At least Mac is all the way in Ontario…. but Vera’s Berger has been calling my name all week…

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

marriage

makes you fat?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yup

it’s a scientific fact.

Everyone gets fat after they get married.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn’t that the basis of every married comedian’s act since…ever?

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think so...

I also thought it was general knowledge… but you never know with engineers…

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

My GF has been complaining that she has put on weight ever since she started dating me

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've

stayed the same but I was already a fatty Mc-fat-fat

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so what you're telling me is

If I stay single, I stay skinny?

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's not for sure

but it’s definitely more likely.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am quite sure

Being emo plays a factor in weight gain/loss as well

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dating

contributes to it as well, but it’s definitely marriage…

I didn’t go to the gym from about 3 months after we got engaged, till now. That’s way too long.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't go the gym

errr… wait I’ve never been…

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m the opposite, once in a relationship I loose wait and get in better shape because there is someone to appriciate it (other than my mirror)

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you'd think

that would be the thing to do… but when i was single, I had more time… and the fact that rather than living downtown, I live in the burbs, doesn’t help either.

In fact, I’d have to say that living in the burbs has contributed to this more than anything else. I use to walk everywhere, now I drive everywhere. I used to live across the street from the gym and go whenever I felt like it, now where I live there’s only 2 gyms within reasonable driving distance, and they’re both stupidly busy so I won’t go.

Thank goodness I’m saved by having an office gym.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can rationalize it all you want

But bliss is to blame, happiness = fatiness

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gym = essential to my happiness, as previously stated it is where I bleed off my rage

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ditto

I sleep better and am less stressed when I go to the gym.

The body modifications were always fringe benefits ‘cause I’ve never had a problem before now.

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That also works

But your equation does not apply to the general population though

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope, thus the body modifications benefit me all the more when it comes to the ladies

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good point

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but then, Im the single one and you have the gf, i unno

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Law of averages

I dunno how it applies but I’m sure it does somehow

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doritoes

go so good on a sammich
I dont even care that this was SUPPOSED to be a healthy meal

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:31 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

chips on sandwiches are just always good… especially a tuna sandwich…

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the chips just add extra oomph to any sandwhich

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They say Nutella is supposed to be healthy

But not when the layer of nutella is thicker than the two slices of bread its sandwiched between in!

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh man

Now I need to buy a jar of nutella on my way home I haven’t done that in too long

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nutella

fuckin rocks my face

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:35 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it has so many uses, goes good on sammiches, toast, bagels, around the belly button….

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and whipped cream…

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and handcuffs

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And

here we go…

how many more posts does it take before I must ban myself?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

But somewhere, Tlusty approves

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his phone camera is twitching and he doesn’t know why

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and he likes it

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it bad

That I started ditching the idea of putting nutella on anything and started eating it straight out of the jar with a spoon?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you mean that isnt normal?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My doctor

Tells me no

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it a big full jar of nutella?

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no...

I’ve seen that done before…

ooooh nuttella and peanut butter sandwiches are soooooo good….

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

But have you seen someone eat half a jar of Nutella that way in one sitting?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, but then i dont usually eat in front of a mirror

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again

good point

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, so I get an email frm shopNHL.com

telling me about their terrific deals and among them was this: linky

You will love sporting this garment-washed Toronto Maple Leafs Realtree® Camo cap from Twins Enterprise. It’s made of durable cotton twill fabric and has an adjustable closure for a customized fit. The woodsy camouflage design is highlighted by the embroidered team logo on the crown.

I’m thinking…..uhh…“Surprise Leafs fan?”

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

perfect for hunting Sens and Habs fans alike!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it perfectly matches

your camouflage bible

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shopNHL.com

provides better camo gear than our own army to their troops

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s like actual camo, not that digital stuff

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 3:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that digital stuff is amazing in how it works, outside the bush it looks silly as hell, in the brush it works scary good.

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

digital?

you mean the camo where the patterns look like giant blocks of pixels?

yea that stuff actually works better, because it’s supposingly computer designed and all that jazz

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 3:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed, does an excellent job of breaking up the human outline. The US is actually copying us now by starting to use it.

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 3:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you saying

that there’s something in the Canadian military that’s good?!?!?

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 3:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We gotz the best snipers in the world

Longest recorded sniper shot, at a range of 2430 meters, is held by a Canadian soldier… using American equipment…

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only because the Canadian military doesnt deploy the 50 cal rifle, it is deemed inhumane.

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again

good point

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not true! We use the McMillan Tac-50 aka “Big Mac”

The PPCLI sniper did have to scrounge some match-grade ammo from the americans to make the shot, however. The gun is “supposed” to be used to take out trucks and assorted materiel.. Punches right thru engine blocks, shakow!

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 3, 2008 5:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmm, maybe i was lead astray by my army buddies, but meh

at that range the dude probably got vapourized from the waist up

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 6:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One of the most amazing stats I read about that shot was the bullet drop over that distance was 70m! And the round took 4.5 seconds to get there.. Yoikes.

Yeah not much to scrape up afterwards I’d wager

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 3, 2008 6:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for al your formal camo needs

I like the camo bikini
<a href=“https://p10.secure.hostingprod.com/@”http://www.theformalsportsman.com/ssl/photo.htm" target="_blank">www.theformalsportsman.com/ssl/photo.htm" >linkage

(some photos moderately NSFW due to being women in bikinis)

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops

<a href=“https://p10.secure.hostingprod.com/@”http://www.theformalsportsman.com/ssl/photo.htm" target="_blank">www.theformalsportsman.com/ssl/photo.htm" target="new">linkage

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weird

the link button doesn’t want to work for me

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

try again

linky

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay!

you win the linky thing!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 4:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nothing sexier than a camo thong, makes sexual hide and seak all the more entertaining!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nor me

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Thank you

for the warning

/heart /heart /heart

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

several things actually, our weapons (personal side arms and rifles) are better designed and our troops are better trained. We have the best snipers and artillery men in the world.
we just dont have alot of anything

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You need to utilise your moose and natural sang-froid

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

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no one expects the moose inquisition.

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NIGHTMARE MOOSE

ARRRHHH! he’s gonna eat me!

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crivens, I forgot about nightmare moose. Sorry, LD!

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see thats why we need to send moose to Afghanistan
Nightmare moose would eat Bin Ladin inside a week

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or else just give him the nightmare moose stare and Bin Laden’d be all “OH SHIT NIGHTMARE MOOSE WILL EAT ME”

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bit warm in the hindu kush in summer though, what?

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nightmare moose is genetically modified to survive in the harshest conditions

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even Winnipeg on a Tuesday night? Fierce.

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jarring chord

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah...

I actually knew that… the soldiers consisently win when the Allied nations hold competitions, don’t they? I think I heard that the best pilot was a canadian, just he flew in an american fighter plane, which he’d never be able to use for the canadian military (or some such thing)

by Karina on Dec 3, 2008 4:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They also

have a great sense of humour

The Armed Forces had a recruitment booth in my school one year, I went up to the recruiter and asked that if I signed up, do I have to provide my own pitchfork, they thought it was hilarious

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my brother

once started a big group of Marines (I think they were cadets, but stilll) doing "the penis game "while they were supposed to be working security at my hometown fair.,

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the penis game?

I so don’t want t o know

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not sure

I follow but that is probably a good thing

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Penis game—you go around in a circle and the first person says “penis” really quietly, then the next person says penis just a little louder and so on until people are screaming “PENIS!” yu go until someone is too embarrassed to go on

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How can you be embarrassed?

I would so win at this game.

My friends used to dare me to shout “PENIS” at the top of my lungs while riding the chair-lifts during ski-trips, and I would happily obligate every time.

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, i dont see the point of this game, unless americans are easily embarassed.

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apparently yelling PENIS is something t be embarrassed about?

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In the Vatican, perhaps.

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only in polite company...

thankfully, there’s none of that here.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 4:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh man

We used to play that game in the cafeteria in high school. It was good times

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by PPP on Dec 3, 2008 4:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hi...

i is back from lunch now.

slowly getting caught up on heroes…

and, ya that’s about it

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 3:59 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BLURR

you complete me dood

you TOTALLY complete me

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is all very odd, Winks.

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so

is your face

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

 I won’t be provoked this evening, so nur.

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nur?

Is that even english?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not just english, its ENGLISH english!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, thanks man!

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

from ENGLAND even

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by loser domi on Dec 3, 2008 4:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

England?

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The funny looking one above France. You know.

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indeed

It’s where the history comes from.

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hear there is a bunch of old stuff over there, and they eat shrimp and avacado sammiches

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hear it's jolly and old

and people are right ol’ chaps. and that they went to war against the gerry’s once.

and apparantly we have them to thank for amy winehouse

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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 4:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and top gear, which is awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

top gear is way awesome...

those guys are insane…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 4:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I could have any job on the face of the earth, it would be Jeremy Clarksons.

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

favorite episode

was when they built that catapult and were launching cars with it…

and, when they took an enzo out on a airport runway and put it through it’s paces…beautiful

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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 4:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love the M5 wagon and the AMG wagon on the airfield at night, so good

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:32 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

M5 Wagon is my dream car, that would be it for me.. That or the RS6 Avant, but I am sure the M5 one handles better.

Wagons rule! My dog thinks so too.

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 3, 2008 5:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm more of

a hatchback kind of guy, which is almost a wagon…

i drive a caliber right now…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 5:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hatchbacks are also cool.. I like the A3s but I fear audis now after I had one that the engine seized up on me while driving.. I have a beemer 3 series wagon right now and it is fantastic.

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 3, 2008 5:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was driving a saab 9-3 for awhile

but the turbo didn’t loan itself well to gas mileage. it was worse than my wifes SUV…

my dream hatch though is the Alfa Romeo 149…love that car.
or the R32 from VW…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 5:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Saab drivers have reputations for being a little odd ;)

The top gear guys say that every petrolhead has to own an Alfa at least once in their lifetime.. not too likely in canada though, they don’t bring many over here. They have some stunning looking cars coming out these days!

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 3, 2008 5:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

an alfa is a rarity down here to…

you hear nothing but good things about them. i thought i’d read that they were planning on getting back into the north american market soon. that would be sweet….

and yes, we are odd ducks. i still miss the ignition in the center console. brilliant idea…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 5:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And not the haunting vacant eyes of Richard Hammond.

…he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes…

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OLLIVEER!!a

lso he whitens his teeth

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 3, 2008 4:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, but you guys helped….and America and Russia too…..I guess.

And you’re more than welcome. Consider her a reparation for Nickleback.

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by Mattblack on Dec 3, 2008 4:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you forgot

god-awful teeth

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by Winkle on Dec 3, 2008 4:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not looking at you, I didn&#