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"According to witnesses, the young man sailed headfirst past and over a few stunned onlookers in the rows ahead of his seat before clearing the low railing at the bottom of the third level and falling onto a row of seats in the level immediately below."

He probably realized that he was a Sens fan and jumped.

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John Muckler?

Oh, Mr. Fall Down Go Boom is described as “young.” There goes that theory. Martin Gerber’s agent?

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by jrwendelman on Dec 3, 2008 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

wow

that sucks…thankfully he’s alright.

did he spill the beers? it doesn’t say that in the article, so i’m assuming, as an upstanding young canadian, those were of the utmost importance…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 3, 2008 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

I looked up a picture and it doesn’t seem like he fell that far. If he was really hurt I would have posted the Bell hit on Alfredsson.

“Local Ottawa man knocked out colder than Alfredsson.”

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by Chemmy on Dec 3, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That is my worst fear.

Well, being a Sens fan is too, but I always have a phobia of falling over the railing in the upper deck at any arena. WHY ARE THE SEATS SO STEEP?!

by EastLoop on Dec 3, 2008 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

Skydome is the worst

Seriously, sitting in the 500s, while rowdy and fun, is one of the more harrowing places to stand up anywhere. One tumble and you’re down to the 100s – I’m actually surprised more of the drunk massholes haven’t fallen to their doom.

Although old Tiger Stadium and Yankee Stadium upper decks look and seem to be even worse places to lose your footing.

by bkblades on Dec 3, 2008 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Your favorite author (not PPP) is a Masshole, so watch it.

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by Chemmy on Dec 3, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch.

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by Chemmy on Dec 3, 2008 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I did enjoy Stephen King’s The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon.

I’m still waiting for the sequel, “The Girl who realized Tom Gordon kinda was no good”

by bkblades on Dec 3, 2008 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought masshole was a relative term

Akin to calling Toronto Blue Jays fans like myself as, “Those who couldn’t afford Leafs tickets”.

“Hey cockmaster, it’s called a strikeout, not a hat trick! Go back to Canada!”

by bkblades on Dec 3, 2008 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true on SkyDome

I have been to two games, once with seats in the 200’s (mid deck) and once with seats in the 500 and I have to agree, you really get quite a sense of vertigo up there and being terrified of heights doesn’t help… to the point that I get nervous even standing up.

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Was it Alfredsson’s purse he tripped over?

by LeafFanInVan on Dec 4, 2008 3:08 AM EST reply actions  

Mark Bell was sighted in the upper deck and Sens fans wearing Alfredsson jerseys started jumping to escape.

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by Chemmy on Dec 4, 2008 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

We should've

Sent Hollweg instead, no one would ever see him coming from behind

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

We should throw Hollweg off the 500 deck of the Skydome.

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by Chemmy on Dec 4, 2008 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I am intrigued by your ideas

And would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

You already subscribe to my newsletter, “Pensionplanpuppets.com”.

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by Chemmy on Dec 4, 2008 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

No

You need a real one, this one’s been tainted by PPP

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I knew I liked you, Winkle.

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by Chemmy on Dec 4, 2008 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Double Banning

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by PPP on Dec 4, 2008 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I have a sad

I’ve been at work for 30 minutes and today’s Chatty Cathy still isn’t up, is LD too hung over?

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 8:45 AM EST reply actions  

I’m not hungover yet, I just figured a I could sleep in in a little for once

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 4, 2008 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I like how you said

“yet”

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

well I didn’t drink any last night, but that may change for tonight

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 4, 2008 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

It IS

Thursday

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

 the Leafs are playing tonight, so that should include some drinking

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 4, 2008 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

C'mon LD

We both know you don’t need a reason to drink

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

of course I don't need a reason

it’s just a good excuse

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 4, 2008 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Senators president and CEO Roy Mlakar said the man was carrying two beers when he stumbled over a purse.

I couldn’t write it any better than that.

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by PPP on Dec 4, 2008 9:03 AM EST reply actions  

Wait

So the dood spilled 2 beers when he went over?

Doesn’t that constitute as alcohol abuse?

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by Winkle on Dec 4, 2008 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow, this guy really couldn’t hold his beer. In the United States they call it moral turpitude, “conduct that is considered contrary to community standards of justice, honesty, or good morals”. I remember those end blues in the Gardens to be one shaky railing away from being in the net.

by blue with age on Dec 4, 2008 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 4, 2008 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I was affraid that when we lost Maurice we’d loose the witty media quotes, but Wilson is even better at it because he’s mean.

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2008 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

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