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Airing of Greivances

WTFK edition

Hey you, no not you Blake, I hate your face, not you Hollweg, I hate your face and other parts of you too.  I'm talkin' to you Mr All star! I said sit down Blake, you smashed hampster, aunt jemima freak of nature.

HEY KABERLE, YO...DUDE...OVER HERE

/pokes Kabby with a hockey stick

Are you asleep? What the shit? Seriously, your eyes are open, your moving, but are you sleep skating or something? 

I only ask because I'm concerned, like really, you are all sorts of awesome Kabby. Ever Leaf fan knows this, hell every opposing fan knows this, some of them actually admit your good! You know how big that is for a Leaf player? They wouldn't even admit Sundin was any good.  Yeah, I know, they are idiots but still.

Your beginning to worry us Kabby, both sides of Leaf nation are concerned with you, so concerned we are starting to get pissed off at you.  Those that think you make delicious trade bait are pissed because your stock is dropping faster than a Kyle Wellwood after a wayward potato chip. Those that want you to stay and be a huge tallented, veteran part of our rebuild are pissed that you are going all Wade Redden on us.

We don't know why you are playing like this...In fact, we don't care, if its personal, deal with it. If its confidence based, you have to ask yourself how full of shit you have to be to loose your confidence NOW after all the crap you have been through with this team.

Try you SOB, TRY!!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE! I'll DO IT!

P.S. I think Chemmy is gonna stab you if you don't play better, he'll do it too. Have you seen that picture of him? Crazy eyes man, crazy eyes

 

 

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