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Real Tomas hasn't smiled this much since McCabe Left

Getting in front of the net - Pretty much the reason that we were able to score so many goals. Created traffic in the slot and when pucks got through, hey we could get the rebounds because we're in front of the net. Who woulda thunk? Now they just need to keep doing it. They've been so focused on pretty goals that they haven't been able to get the dirty ones. Hopefully putting 6 on the board because of it gets them camping in front all day. That's how Rhino got his first, and keeping it up made for better chances from the outside too. Fridge was able to get the wrister from the circle in part because of fear of the rebound.

OdinMercer, Five For Howling

The other reason for being able to score so many goals? Questionable goaltending and defence. Seriously, the desert dogs scored 10% of their season's total in one game.

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The timing could not have been better for Martin Hanzal.

The Coyotes center wanted to do something special for his parents, who were visiting from the Czech Republic and are leaving the Valley today.

He found the proper going-away present: his first career hat trick to power a 6-3 victory over the Toronto Maple Leafs at Jobing.com Arena on Thursday night. It was the first multi-goal game for the second-year player

Jim Gintonio, The Arizona Republic

The Toronto Maple Leafs: There's a first time for everything!

Asked why he made the switch, coach Wayne Gretzky laughed and said, "I don't know. It seemed like a good thing to do at the time.

That's the Great Villian's answer to every question about his coaching. Of course, the big story of the night can be found here:

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Hmmm there's something missing there...

First came the scratching of Matt Stajan. Then Vesa Toskala was pulled for a shootout. Then Jason Blake was sent to the press box. Then Pavel Kubina saw his ice time cut to less than 17 minutes per game.

Now Tomas Kaberle has been publicly humiliated, and then verbally bashed for weak play.

Well, at least you can't say Ron Wilson is picking easy targets.

No, the Maple Leaf coach is going after the big boys.

Damien Cox, The Spin

I am not sure where the idea that the goal of a benching is to humiliate. A player may (rightly) feel embarrassed that his level of play has fallen so far that being scratched or benched is an option. However, from the coach's perspective the move is made to let a player know that he is not playing up to scratch. A player can only hear it so many times before something tangible has to be done.

Everyone going on about how this was done to humliate him or make him feel shame should cool their jets. This wasn't Niklas Hagman being benched for a bad shift. This was a move that needed to be made in order to protect the integrity of the changes that Ron Wilson is making to the team.

And is Damien really surprised that Wilson has gone after the big boys? If anything, it's a shock that it's taken so long.

But with Kaberle, it comes with an underlying message. Don't think you're just going to ride out another lousy season and refuse to be traded.

You may soon be begging to be traded.

This is just ridiculous. This goes back to the media's obsession with no-trade clauses and what underhanded tricks they could imagine would be used to force a player to waive that clause. The underlying message is, and I hope Damien is reading, play better. Simple eh?

Given how Wilson has handled these cases before with Stajan, Toskala, Blake and Kubina, you can expect Kaberle to receive a full allotment of ice time tomorrow against Washington.

But the gauntlet has been laid down. And Kaberle, it's clear, is in his final weeks as a Maple Leaf.

This starts right and goes into ridiculous mode pretty quickly. This benching has nothing to do with whether Kaberle is going to be traded soon. Look at the list of guys that Wilson has benched and tell me what they have in common? They are players that were likely to be moved before the next training camp before the season started. Kaberle was already on the block. This move is about getting his head back into the game and getting him to get back to the high level we all know he is capable of displaying...so that we can trade him. Just not for Jeff Carter.

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The Jiri Tlusty

looks suspiciously like the Kaberle model, but without the large smile

just sayin

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 5, 2008 4:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Different hair

Close though.

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

really close, the hair is pretty close, and tomas isn’t trying to melt panties or anything, but still close

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 5, 2008 4:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought at first

PPP dressed up a Ronaldo bobblehead of Man U fame.

Thank goodness it wasn’t or PPP would have been dead to me. The revolution of Chemmy would have started early.

by bkblades on Dec 5, 2008 4:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

actually

I think Jiri is trying out Roofie vision in his bobblehead, but I dunno

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 5, 2008 4:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tlusty

Looks awfully pale in that bobblehead. And yes, his half open eyes do make him look like he’s either baked or getting over a roofie or alcohol induced hangover.

by bkblades on Dec 5, 2008 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s more of an “I think the ladies think the half opened eyes are teh sexxy” look

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 5, 2008 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it working? Is it teh sexxxxxy where you’re this close to flinging your panties at the Tlusty bobblehead?

He just looks a little stiff in that picture.

by bkblades on Dec 5, 2008 5:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He is a bit stiff there maybe he needs a (comment deleted to being NSFW)

this thread is now 7.5 Tlustys

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 5, 2008 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If I had a Ronaldo bobblehead doll it was only because I was investigating the possibilities of voodoo.

Man United = Evil.

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh PPP, when will these tears stop?

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

by Mattblack on Dec 6, 2008 9:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I predict the next craze in MLSE marketing will be miniature Wendel moustaches that you can put on all your bobblehead dolls.

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by mf37 on Dec 5, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

THIS needs to happen. Please, somebody who has a cousin Phil in plastics, make this happen.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Dec 6, 2008 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice iPod mini.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Dec 5, 2008 4:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Wendel keeps me safe at night.

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 4:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

By far the prettiest teal iPod mini I’ve ever seen.

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by Dominik on Dec 5, 2008 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If I take a picture of the same one that I own with my Mike Ricci bobblehead, would that make it the ugliest Teal iPod?

by Travis Hair on Dec 5, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If you put long greasy hair on it, I think the Ipod refuses to turn itself on.

by bkblades on Dec 5, 2008 5:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My father, a great man for 64 years, has been firm in his belief that Gretzky should have volunteered to take a penalty following the great high-stick of 93. I laugh every time he says that, and usually go out of my way to bring this argument up on Christmas morning.

Perhaps the funniest aspect about it for me is that I doubt my dad could name the ref that blew the call….you know, the person actually responsible for the Leafs losing.

by lordosis on Dec 5, 2008 5:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cricket

In that sport, if the referee blows the call on an out the batsman is expected to walk off the field to ensure the proper call. If not, he can be censured. That, my friends, is a gentleman’s game.

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 5:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Out of curiousity

Any idea what an average cricket player makes in terms of salary?

And why then do they have referees?

by lordosis on Dec 5, 2008 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not much

Probably around MLS players I would think. The very best make a tonne though.

Well, not everyone is as honourable as the hoped for standard.

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Care to elaborate?

I only follow sports where people use their whole body

by lordosis on Dec 5, 2008 6:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

actually

thanks to all experts, here’s what i found…

Exact salaries for each player is not known. However, most cricket boards have a retainer fee for their top players which they are paid yearly plus any winnings from man of the matches or match/series wins. These retainers and match salaries vary widely. For instance, it has been published that the Australian cricket side will each take home roughly $500,000US per year thanks to the retainer contracts and match winnings over a year. Another example is the West Indian players who can earn upwards of $8,000US per Test and $3,000US per ODI based on their contracts and number of games played.

Sachin Tendulkar is rumoured to have an annual salary in excess of $15 million US thanks to his salary and endorsement deals.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 5, 2008 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

coolio, many thanks.

by lordosis on Dec 5, 2008 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So what sports do you watch?

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 6:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks to ESPN

i watch NASCAR and Poker….

/sigh

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 5, 2008 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/vomit

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 5, 2008 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/projectile vomit

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t the question what sports do you watch?

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 5, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The England team could make £1.5m over the next year.

Each player contracted to the England and Wales cricket board and gets paid roughly £250,000pa. On top of that there’s prize funds for each series and tournament they play.

Then there’s the Indian Premier League 20/20 tournament which is properly rich. A top player cound make another £250k for just two weeks work.

by article1 on Dec 5, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yup

Classy game

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 5, 2008 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes the classy thing to do is to murder someone.

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by PPP on Dec 5, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You stay classy Ottawa

by lordosis on Dec 5, 2008 6:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That investigation was dropped due to a lack of evidence that the death was, in fact, murder.

Seems to have been a massive snafu by local police.

by article1 on Dec 5, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gentleman's game???

You are aware that Australians play cricket?

Famous examples of sledging

During the 1989 Ashes Test at Lords, after Robin Smith played and missed the Australian bowler Merv Hughes said to Smith, “You can’t fucking bat”.
Simth replied, both with the bat and with words, and after smashing Hughes to the boundry said, “Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can’t fucking bat and you can’t fucking bowl.”
“So how’s your wife and my kids?” – Geoff Marsh to Ian Botham
During an Ashes Test Mark Waugh, twin brother of Australian captain Steve was ripping into England tail-ender James Ormerod when the following exchange took place:

Waugh – Fuck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there’s no way you’re good enough to play for England
Ormerod – Maybe not, but at least i’m the best player in my family
Rotund Sri Lankan captain Arjuna Ranatunga once called for a runner while batting against Australia. On hearing this, the Australian wicketkeeper Ian Healy voiced the opinion that “You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat cunt!”
Australian Glenn McGrath to Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes:

“Oi, Eddo. Why are you so fat?”

To which Eddo replies:
 
“Cos every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.”

by article1 on Dec 5, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If Bodyline hadn’t happened, what else would Australians have harped on about for the last 75 years?

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

by Mattblack on Dec 6, 2008 9:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BWAHAHAHA

Those were great quips.

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by PPP on Dec 8, 2008 9:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Same sort of deal in curling and golf; players are expected to police their own adherence to the rules and officials don’t really make calls until they are asked for a ruling on a matter by a player in doubt of the correct rule (golf) or for a measurement (curling).

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Dec 6, 2008 10:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, if you burn a rock, you are expected to mention it to the other team, and then they make the judgement about whether or not to remove the rock. You aren’t supposed to let the other team point it out, that’s considered unsportsman-like.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 11:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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