FanPost

Festivus Contest Airing of grievances: Vesa Toskala

Vesa, I want to like you, I really do. You’ve been a great inspiration with your manpurses and Mickey Mouse Shirts and keeping such a pristine crease. I like these things. Now, I know that you are gentle and delicate like a beautiful flower and I don’t want to hurt you, but I need to say something.

Vesa, I can’t handle your inconsistency on the ice. You’re hot and cold good then sucktastic, it feels like you’re jerking me up and down and all around. It feels like when I watch the Leafs play I don’t know which Toskala I’m getting. It gets old and I just end up feeling tired, exhausted and frustrated. I feel seriously drained watching you. It’s just so exhausting I can’t do it anymore.

Vesa, I haven’t given up on you yet. I still have hope that you’ll figure this out soon. I don’t know what feats of strength you should do, because I don’t know what could happen to fix your situation. Maybe all you need is someone to stay up at night and eat ice cream with while you watch "America’s Next Top Model" or something. Yanno, I hear Matt Stajan is in the market for a new BFF….just saying…

But this doesn’t mean I can’t be mad at you. I need a goalie who doesn’t run so hot and cold so drastically I’ll let you sleep on the couch, but NO Starbursts

610x_medium_medium

via assets.sbnation.com




Ok fine ONE SINGLE Starburst, but you have to be able to take off the wrapper with your tongue. That could be kinda fun to watch.

 

PensionPlanPuppets.com is a fan community that allows members to post their own thoughts and opinions on the Toronto Maple Leafs and hockey in general. These views and thoughts may not be shared by the editor of PensionPlanPuppets.com.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Pension Plan Puppets

You must be a member of Pension Plan Puppets to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pension Plan Puppets. You should read them.

Join Pension Plan Puppets

You must be a member of Pension Plan Puppets to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pension Plan Puppets. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9355_tracker