Christmas Contest - Holiday Gift Guide - Leaf Jersey Edition

Hey everybody!

Stumped on what to get your favourite Leaf Fan? Want to make their lives better and hopefully forget about the crushing horror that is Leaf Fandom? Get them this jersey!

Jerseys are a personal choice. Do you get home or away? Replica or game quality? Do you really need a fight strap? However, one thing is certain, you cannot go wrong with the following:

Get this one. The person you give it to will get respect for being a little bit out there, and can commiserate about what might have been. Plus it was from the last time when Leafs D wasn't completely embarassing (OLAS excepted).

Additional pluses include: Chemmy curse will not be in effect (Chemmy curse involves the player wearing the jersey Chemmy picks up gets traded; see Steen, Alex), cool name, cool number. It's a perfect square, for god's sake.

Now the only question remaining is.. Who's getting this one for me? Size XL or XXL, please!