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Maple Leafs v Capitals

Washington Capitals at Toronto Maple Leafs, Dec 6, 2008 7:00 PM EST


Maybe he just needs an inspiring song?

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SPAMMAGE

HI EVERYONE! (waves)

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Tomas Kaberle

needs to quit picking “wear retard hat” form the chore jar

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

hello...hello....?

/tumbleweed blows by

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

I am here.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

yay!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Got lost in the preview thread talking pitching with bkblades. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

tumbleweed blows by

Tumbleweeds in Toronto?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

they are rare, but they’re there

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot!

(Waves back)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

Hey kiddlets

Am here for maybe the first period, then off to curl. Provided, of course, that I don’t keel over and die from my killer sore throat. Wah!

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

I am here until it’s time to go to the Chiefs.

Teddy Bear Toss night!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

i'm here to say

i’m not gonna be here…

have fun!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

I like you Blurr!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Boo!

I want more blurr!

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Mabel

I likes you

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

LD

I likes you too.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure that’s music to his ears. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

everyone, this here’s gonna be my last thread until I come back to school in early January, so I’mma make the best of it

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Last thread?

Like not even chatty cathy? Who’m I gonna do my sexytime doll discussions with? Did you even think about me?

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be around for some chats, but not nearly as frequently. That’s why I’ve been trying to get another person to do Chatty cathy while I’m out

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws self into corner, weeping

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll check in, but I won’t be in all day like I do now

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

What could you possibly have to do that’s more important than being here? And what about our needs? Who will stop Jared when he needs stopping?

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I can handle Jared. I’ll stun him with my wit and intellect. And if that fails, I’ll make sexual comments that’ll blow his mind.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Mabel

you’re great at that.

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

no one will have to stop me tonight, I’m watching the game at my parents house and they don’t approve of computering while hockey is present. they are oldschool.

also, I cannot be stopped, I can only be contained

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh sweet Jared, if I wanted to, I could both stop AND contain you. And you’d thank me for doing it.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

case of the unstoppable force and the imovable object,

and I dont have to move you if i clear you!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep talking Jared. But if I want something, I get it. Ask around.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont ask questions, I ask for results

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Results? You? I’m still waiting for you to send me visual proof of you being the calm voice of reason.

Now sit down and shut up, or else I won’t tease you later.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I wont be here, I gotta get my digs in while I can.

and quit changing the subject!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I won’t be here later either Jared, so you can save the few digs you have for another day.

And what exactly was the subject? Me running rings around you?

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Rings? all I see is a straight line to “Not a chance in Hell Town”

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh please, if I wanted it, and that’s a very big if, I’d get it. You know that, I know that, the whole world knows that.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

well the proof is in the pudding, and I don’t have any pudding

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m really enjoying all the cliches you are throwing at me. Oh no, wait, what’s the word I’m looking for? Bored.

Come up with something new, well-phrased and interesting and we’ll talk.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it's circumstance out of my control

parents don’t have highspeed, and I REALLY need to be away from teh roommate

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, the memories ...

My roommate freshman year. I HATED her – like “is there a place around here that rents woodchippers?” hatred.

Fortunately, she was a poor student and transfered to an easier school after the first year, and I could pull one of my friends into the room with me. Much better situation. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s just he’s so overly clingy and suffocating I need to get out of here ASAP

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

get a taser

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I have very bony elbows, which seem to get their point across just fine

are taser legal in Canada?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

if you dont get caught, everything is legal

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, the police kill people with them all the time.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

dont get me started on that bullshit

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t want to get you started. For the record, I’m a big supporter of police officers and they need to be able to protect themselves, and us. With the number of taser fatalities we’ve seen though I think there must be a better way to incapacitate suspects. Not that I have any suggestions.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

the other options are a baton to the temple or a 40 cal bullet. I say let them use tasers

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

If those are my choices, I’d rather be tasered.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe if you call it a laser pointer? You know, for powerpoint presentations for classes.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s possibly the best idea I’ve ever heard. Hurrah!

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Just don’t try to demonstrate how a cat will chase the light spot around. The jig would indeed be up, as they say.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

and answering the question “why is the cat on fire” is never easy

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t know they were flammable!

I need to get a refund from the pet store.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Asbestos cats don’t live very long

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a restraining order. Sounds like a potential stalker.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So from the nightmare of a needy roommate to the nightmare of slow internet. I don’t know which is worse.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

slow internet doesn’t make me feel bad for being alone

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I know I can’t replicate Domi’s awesomeness but I will attempt to carry the Chatty Cathy torch.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously?

they usually expect them at 8-8:30 ish(EST) AM, and you can’t post publish chats But I appreciate it muchly

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I can probably work something out.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

or else

PPP/chemmy will just do it themselves, which is ok

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

chatty cathy

needs more avery butterflys

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Each one unique and different.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

like snowflakes!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

JINX

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

too late!

AGAIN!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

bitch please

you full of it

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

full of cake (moms birthday) and bailys, thats what im full of

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll jack your ass like a looter in a riot

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

much like a sumo slammin that ass?

I’ll leave your face in the grass

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

punk

you just jealous you can’t out write me

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll kick that style, wicked, wild

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

“I think I’m going crazy…”

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

who you tryen to get crazy with essa?

dont you know I’m loco

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Insane in the membrane

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

dudes insane got no brain!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

just like a snowflake

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

PWND!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I was here first

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

im always here, in spirit

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

and in spirits…

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

spirits are always in me…yeah, that works

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Only because this is amazing

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

i cannot argue with that

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

that is full of all sorts of WTF goodness

i likes it

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I want that hat

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

and the cane?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

already got one

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That gets a thumbs up from me also. Nice.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

My new favorite thing is finding random gifs.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you seen the actual skit?

Patrick Stewart (an all time fave of mine) sings the alphabet and love in that random sketch. ’Tis weird, but brilliant.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

do a search

“Picard loves cake” that is all

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Even better;

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

TECHNO ARNOLD!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

needs Techno Viking

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Techno Barbarian VS Techno Viking, the ultimate showdown!

of ultimate destiny

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

KROM!!!!

Where we hear not only the lamentations, but also the gyrations of the women.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the Governator of the great state of California. :)

Better not veto his proposals, people.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He will certainly terminate the opposition. Or grope you if you’re a female.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Caps!

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 6, 2008 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

Go hats!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Team fedoras!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

go banana!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

hey thats my line that I stole from a popular tv series!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

haha…references…

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

What show?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Dec 6, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

“Unless your name is Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!”

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

“ooh! me likey rieky!”

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to drink more Baileys and have Ovie make me cry

Peace out Quesedillas!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

buh bye ciabatta!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Bye Jared!

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i love you

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Me? I’m flattered. And touched. And just a little bit tingly.

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I love ALL of you

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

(hugs)

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Since I can't win the spam crown if I even tried...

I’m off to eat. We’ll see if I come back and see how much you guys left me in the dust.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

have fun!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMG, Schenn has a small cut on his face. I must take care of him.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

and I must help…somehow

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You can hold the bandages while wrap tends to him?

"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"

by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

um…yeah, sound feasible

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

it looks like Schenn cut himself shaving

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Noooooooo.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

poor thing. Luckily he has such devoted fans/nursemaids as us, right wrap?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

absolutely.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

what would he do without us?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He’d be in terrible shape.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

poor thing

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

VEZINA TOSKALA

the announcer almost said it

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Wow Vesa…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

he has to learn....

…to keep his legs closed.

by PeterZezel on Dec 6, 2008 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

No sluttly five holes.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

NOBODY will violate Vesa’s crease

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Vesa

I got Starbursts if you’re a good goalie

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Put them under the couch?

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay world juniors!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Ok the dork in me sorta likes this winter classic commercial.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Where they sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game while the players suit up.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds very cool

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s super awesome. I will look for it on the youtubes.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep getting

Rona ads

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah me too

And RBC ads.

Now I want to see that other one

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello! Here now gone soon. I scheduled a post game reaction thread for 10:30.

Uhhh go post it in after the game pls.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

Because when my articles don’t get a lot of comments I cry.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a hard life.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

do you also cut yourself and listen to Simple Plan?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer Rites of Spring.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Vesa Savesssss!

He gets a cookie.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

if he gets the win

he gets a new purse

by PeterZezel on Dec 6, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

he sleeps ON the couch and if he’s REALLY good…the floor next to my bed

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

A SAVE!!!!
plan the parade.

by PeterZezel on Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

Ok so Down Yonge st,,, oh wait.. Sarcasm… Gotcha

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

sarcasm meter in progress

processing….

processing..

ok, sarcasm detected, you’re ok, go in

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

nicely done

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT

I HATE THIS FLIP PHONE COMMERCIAL

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Whoa fight.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Thats weird

In the first shot it really looked like Deveaux was bleeding..

Guess not

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

more like shoving a bit, then “aw fuck it I’m going home”

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

I call it “aggressive hugging”

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

“bumping and grinding in a non sexy way”

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You can bump and grind in a non sexy way? I was not aware of this.

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by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s possible, but rare

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

But I can still do it in the sexy way, right? That’s still allowed?

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by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

of course

you can bump and grind in a sexy way, or even a sexxay way if you’re adventurous

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

excellent

I’m always feeling kind of sexxay…

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by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

very nice!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryan Hollweg

is one greasy dirty-ass stank mofo

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

fuh realz.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s the look of a man who saw “2girls1cup” and said “you know, I don’t really have a problem with this”

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Bwahahahaa.

I think you are hilariously accurate.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

“what? this is bad? I was working the camera”

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i will never

understand scat play’s appeal

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually feel a little sick just at the mention of that stuff…

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

true story

I had a friend who , upon seeing 2girls1cup, insisted it was faked, so we had to watch it AGAIN

then we wondered why

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

were you drunk?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

some alcohol was involved, but not as much as would explain it

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i still havn’t seen it all the way through

and I dont plan on rectifying that

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

But if there’s a Leaf who’s into that kinda thing…my money’s on Hollweg…or Kubina for some reason

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Kubina

would just sit there with a blank look on his face.

he would have no opinion

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

he may be a bit of a freak behind the scenes, and I have no idea why I think that

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

its the hobo beard

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

if the other person, not Kubina, who suggested it, maybe Kubina would agree?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

he does strike me as one of those “i’ll try anything once” type of guys

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I once told a young guy at work that I like scat and he looked horrified. It took a second for me to figure out why and explain that I meant the style of jazz singing. I just don’t understand why anyone would want to do that bathroom stuff. Disgusting.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

its worse when you try and figure out how someone would even find out they liked doing that, it doesnt seem like something you would just start experimenting with out of the blue

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

bwhahaha nice story

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they give Ovie his own camera for the game?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

i dunno

not on CBC.ca as far as I can tell

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

however

still features on OVIETIME

as in, did you know he’s scored a lot of goals? Thank you CBC

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The Vesa

Is back

the Jared is pleased

and drunk

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

You ain’t drunk. Drink harder.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes m’lady

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

JARED!

(hugs)

(drinks to Jared)

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

(hugs back)

drinks more

drinks again

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I would drink to Jared… but all I got left in my place is Pop and Baby formula…..

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

if you leave the formula out long enough it might ferment

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

formula makes pretty good mix, in a pinch.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t want to even think about that. I can barely stand the smell of the stuff

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Kahlua and formula? would that be like a white russian?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

baby white russian

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

GUYSSSSS

Its the winter classic commercial again!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

I get a lousy Home Hardware and Wisers commercial.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

they mentioned Ovies season starting slump 14 times
I counted

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

Well...

Maybe someone wasn’t paying attention the first 13 times.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

lord knows THAT IS IMPORTANT INFO

you know he’s been on fire since then too!

him and Backstrom!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

OVie’s been ON FIRE!! HE IS A GREAT PLAYER!

thank you, CBC, for bringing that to my attention

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

AND THEY PUT LUKE SCHENN ON AGAINST HIM AGAIN!!!

ZOMG

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMFG

did you know Schenn played against CROSBY!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

NU UHHHHH

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And Malkin too!

THATS INSANE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Crosby and Malkin

AT THE SAME TIME??

ZOMIGOD!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

headsplosion!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

And I'm out

Off to curl, in a sexxay way, as usual.

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by Mabel on Dec 6, 2008 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

BYE MABLE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

have fun Mabel, turn on the sexxxay!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

and dont forget to bring it back

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

funny pic...

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha, I was laughing at Gretz looking like a donkey before i even saw baby crosborg

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

here's another

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Uhhhh mazing!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think crosby made a stinky

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

one more

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That deserves a slow clap.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i lied...

these are all over on HFboards.com

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

that one disturbs me, i think it’s the Malkin face

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, that is not a wholsome grin

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

and crosby...

looks mildly turned on…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

they both

look kind turned on

this is disturbing me more than Hollweg’s dirty greasy stank ass stache

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s almost as disturbing as that weird Blake leg hugging pic

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

which Blake leg hugging pic?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oh that

I just go WTF?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

this one makes me have a sad...

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

which one gives you a sad?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

sundin...

playing golf on the TML08 playoffs edition…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

oh ok

I saw the xbox top of the box, but not the rest

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

psssh, his lower body isnt as massive as announcers have lead me to believe

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

I always thought Sid had more of an ass on him

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

same here

I was laughing at Gretz. Doesn’t he always look like he needs a stiff drink or…six?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever since that whole operation slapshot nonsense he always looks more angry to me.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

“I GOT YOU ROSES DO YOU LIKE ROSES HOW ABOUT SOME MUFFINS AND TEA I’VE NEVER HAD A GIRL OVER BEFORE DO GIRLS LIKE MUFFINS?”

gold, just fuckin gold

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

thta is a good question, do girls like muffins?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I like muffins

then again, I’m not a good representative of all girls

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

one is good enough, If Wrap can agree, then we have a justifiable sample, cause we all know Leaf fan females are 1000x better (atleast) than other females, so they count for more

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

oh

a stratified sample, if you will

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

statistics!

only slightly less useless than you thought they’d be!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn't wait for my research methods exam today

just so I didn’t have to read that shit anymore

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

back to the game and the boozing!

I may be back if i dont pass out!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

love you, Jared

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

poop

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

crud

but the 2 caps fans they just showed didn’t look all that thrilled

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

so

how’s kabby doing…?

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Hasn’t stood out

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s not wearing retard hat, but not wearing “be awesome” hat

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Theres a be awesome hat ????

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You wouldn’t know it from watching the Leafs, but it exists, in theory

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i would love one

then I wouldn’t be so full of fail all the time

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He is wearing the MEH hat.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Toskala’s still bad, that’s for sure!

by koopa kid on Dec 6, 2008 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

at this point

he’d still be on the couch, but I’d get his favourite pillow and blankie for him

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does Johnson have to be awesome?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!

Is that KENNY ROGERS SITTING BEHIND WILSON?!

Yeah caps needed.

HAH! Caps.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

that dude is always there, i think he looks more like don cherry personally.

by lordosis on Dec 6, 2008 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Naw, just like Rogers. Since he has had all that work done on his face.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I google imaged him, and I’ll agree with ya.

by lordosis on Dec 6, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa, Leafs hired Nonis?

Spend all day working on your car and you miss stuff, I guess.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Jammies, even I knew that.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I spent all day arms deep in an engine, sorry sweetheart.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that explains..

Why there wasn’t something on the site about the signing.

The deal matches the length of Burkes.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome. PPP not having internet and me being the world’s busiest person isn’t helping us right now.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

PPP: where fail happens

/please don’t ban me

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

There posted a link to the press release in fanshots.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn

Is he back yet? He better not be hurt bad….

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Schenn

was on the ice and the announcers mentioned something like “testing his leg” or something, so I think he’s ok

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah they said it was a “stinger” or something but then I didn’t see him for awhile and got worried.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they said he left the bench.

by lordosis on Dec 6, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

What?! He might be hurt? How did I miss that?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

now

we REALLY got to be nursemaids, although I lack your awesome dress

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He came on for a shift, limped off early and I have not seen him since. It was a knee on knee with Ovechkin.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it Knee on Knee?

The replay I saw looked more like an awkward small hit into the boards?

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure. It is definitely Schenns knee though. Damn.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

too busy looking at kenny rogers.

by lordosis on Dec 6, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

poopx2

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Well that was terrible.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, nice job Blake.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

he was tripped...

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

or did you mean the clearing...?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

SMASHED HAMSTER!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

stupid

smashed hamster…he isn’t even a hamster on a piano

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

eating popcorn!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

on a piano!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

oh...

they’re saying it was kicked…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

no goal

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

NO GOALLLLLLL

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

NO GOOOOAOL

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

vesa

lucky

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

lucky Vesa

no goal in Vesa’s crease

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright kids,

I am out. i have to head out to the Chiefs game. And throw bears on the ice.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 6, 2008 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

nighty

toss some bears!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Say hi to Cow Cow for me. I’ll try not to mention MAGNUS!!! next I see him.

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He’s looked great on the PK.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

If he’s no on the PK, I’m guessing the press box would be his only place to play.

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<3 Mitchell <3

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

I like Mitchell

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

How has he looked tonight? His play has tailed off a bit coming back from the injury…

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p good

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

he is coming back well…so far

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

some day

it would be nice to have a guy like ovie as a leaf. the guy is redonkulous

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

Well, he did say the Leafs were his favourite team…

But something tells me that 10 year contract says otherwise.

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That guy was wearing a CLARK Nordiques jersey what the fuuuuuck

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Isn’t that illegal or something…

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perhaps

he is suicidal?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he suffered a brain aneurysm.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

hagman, Schenn

may be out for the rest of the game

FUUUUUUUUUCK

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

twitch twitch twitch
RAGE!

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagman is skating during the commercial break. If Schenn’s knee is hurt there’s no point having him keep playing, he might as well shut it down and rest it.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, Hagman is testing himself during commercial break, Schenn…I dunno

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What in the world happened to them?

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Shenn got hit awkwardly into the boards by Ovie
No Idea on Hagman.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Grr. It’s hard enough I get to see Ovie on the Capitals and not in the Blue and White. Does he have to take out OLAS?

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Way to fall

Stajan

1 – 0? Sounds perdy boring so far

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Stajan

what was that? yeesh

also, Hagman and OLAS may be injured

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagger?

Blurr must be crying

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not yet...

depends on the outcome…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Too bad

I was hoping for tears

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

punch yourself in the junk...

that should create some

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's alright

I’ve suffered enough today

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That commercial

Makes me want to have a Bacardi

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

it looks so cool and refreshing

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This game

Makes me want to have a Bacardi

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On another note

We’re not having separate threads for each period anymore?

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't know

As I don’t run the show here

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently not, maybe they fixed whatever issue was there?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Its because I'm here

my presence repairs all deficiencies

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

uhoh

schenn out for the night

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

whut

hoppened?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovie hit him in an awkward way

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds

extremely sexual

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it was Ovechkins first time. Thats always awkward.

by Mirinov's Nose on Dec 6, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Guess he didn’t know how to be gentle

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovie looks like he goes all out in everything he does.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

good for him

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

then I'm kinda glad

I’m not his girlfriend

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I cannot

think of anything to say that will not offend you

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess he didn’t know how to be gentle…Ovie looks like he goes all out in everything he does.

that could only end in tears

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all I can think of is Cleavland in family guy

OW OW OW OW OW OW when will it be my turn? OW OW OW OW

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It’s probably why his internet romance never worked out. After all, that kind of intensity doesn’t translate well over on chat rooms and web cams.

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it breaks webcams. Normal webcams and chats cannot handLe OVIETIME INTENSITY

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

He does look like enough of a gentleman to scream out “OVIETIME!” if he goes into his patented rage-induced intensity.

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He cannot contain it

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

no one can

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovie hit him all awkward like

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m over at Japers’ Rink’s comment thread yelling at them if you all want to go on a FIELD TRIP.

http://www.japersrink.com/2008/12/6/683529/game-day-open-thread-caps#comments

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

I love

Moore Face-Offs

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

That

was weird

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala

Is trying hard not to suck tonight. Good for him and the couch.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

gah

I hate hughson…hate hate hate him

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

the commentator?

I’ve already mentally blocked them out

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Hughson is making sure no one accuses him of being pro-Leafs like his predecessor.

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Yeah he makes me want to puke.

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by Chemmy on Dec 6, 2008 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hughson reminds me of a character from the Thunderbirds.

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Luongo is go!

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BOOOOOOOOO

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i concur

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Who

steals a microwave?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

its his microwave

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Unstopable force + imovable object

+ imovable object hurt and sad panda

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

That Fido commercial

Makes me want to throw my Fido phone at my TV

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

not as bad

as the Blackberry pearl FLIP PHONE!!!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Epic fail in flip form

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If i met that girl, I’d need more anger management than Sean Avery

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The blonde

looks so slutty

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

slutty

and dumb as a brick

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

slutty

you say?

hmmmm

no still no

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

As LD put it

The dumbest type of blonde sluts

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

This is like

Paris Hilton level + 25

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Paris isn’t as loud as this twit is

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That is true

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

atleast paris doesnt show up 20 times an hour when my tv is on

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

also

twit = awsome word

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this the Rogers commercials with the five friends/actors?

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I am complaining about the girl who gets the flip phone and will hide it back under the tree

Jared is mentioning one where a kid gets a puppy and names it balckberry

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

they all must die, for the good of humanity

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

So

are they officially like, the new Canadian Tire family now? As in the most hated commercial icon in this country?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

yup, although those Kelly rippa tide commercials are close

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

At least

there’s only one of her

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

true

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me or

Does she have huge biceps in that commercial? It’s a little emasculating.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I still haven't

Determined her sex yet

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

the chick screaming? pretty sure that’s a chick

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Kelly Ripa

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

it is true, kelly rippa is ripped

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

oh Ripa

never mind, she just looks skeletal to me

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

her arms are mannish in the commercial

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Good

It’s not just me. What a double whammy. Loud, obnoxious, and can probably bench lift the table so she makes sure you pay attention to her crazy ranting.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah

Well, as for the screaming blonde commercial, I think one of the guys in that commercial (the one who looks like Jason Spezza) is a door greeter at a local American Eagle store.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Go smack him

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

take a brick?

I never noticed a Spezza look alike

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hes the dork who named the dog

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I should

Eat that dog just to put him out of his misery

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i will train the dog, to attack the genitals of people who make stupid rogers commercials

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Dogs

are yummy

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve only had the hot variety, and they are made out of racoon anus and news paper

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

ahwhahahahahahaha;wlhj;slkjdf

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

oh ok

I was thinking the other commercial

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he’s the guy who put his mom on his top five list. I say this like the commercial is real…

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that goober who names his dog blackberry needs a frying pan to the head

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i want to challenge every kid in that commercial to a battle royal and power bomb them all through flimsy particle board tables

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

avery...

weally weally sowwy

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

i has a sawwy, here i baked did apology pie for you

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll take your pie….and think about it

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Whhhhhhhy

Is everyone on the hotstove so annoying

here’s a new idea

they should just shove each of their heads in a pot of water boiling on a stove

HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH

fuck this shit

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

PLB has a snazzy suit

so there is that…

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

it should be like “you cant do that on television” except for slime, they get boiling oil dumped on them, and except when they say “i dont know” its when they say something that is retarded

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nooooooo

Why’d I turn to Fox?

BAD REMOTE CONTROL

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of retarded

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

or they get stuffed into lockers that NEVER OPEN

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

and actually have to eat those fake gross looking burgers for the rest of their lives

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

As if

I needed a reason to get drunker, hurt Schenn, hurt Hags crazy Ovie scaring me with his intensity…

beer me!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

will rum or vanilla vodka do?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

except

I dunno how to transfer them over the internet. Will drinking in your honour do?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, someone else needs to be as intoxicated as i

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I am working on that as we speak

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

in the now infamous words

of rob schneider

YOU CAN DOOOO IIIIIT

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hey

You’re done for the term right LD?

Gratz?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yep I'm done

so done with work (:D), but no highsped (:/) BUT no draining suffocating, clingy roommie (:D)

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh?

Are you homez already?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, heading home tomorrow

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

have fun!

and a safe trip

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

thankee

and I’ll be here in teh thread tonight and one more chatty cathy tomorrow

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Then I shall

Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and all the best to you during the holidays.

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks!

same to you!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll miss you LD...

/sighs

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by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll miss

you guys tooo

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This is getting really sentimental. OVIETIME!

I LOVE LIFE!!! AHHHH!!!

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I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU, TOO, LD!!!!

/OVIETIME off

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Even

Angry Winkle?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Angry winkle just makes me feel better about myself, so yes

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Long

as you’re happy

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it makes everybody happy whne you’re angry. It makes our day seem that much better.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we sympathize actually. At least I do. I just don’t verbalize it. I usually just take it out on the person beside me on the subway.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

good point

I’m angried out today though

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you shoulda came to school in ontario

i need a new roomie too

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

are your immigration people less assholish than QC people? do you have study permits that actually cover the time spent studying?

I may look into it for the future

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't

speak for the immigration people

but we’re generally much less assholish than everyone in QC

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I certainly hope so!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh we are

Long as you speak english and have monies, we heart you

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I can understand that

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright Im out for a bit

Gotta get bottles ready and put my girls to bed.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Wooooooooo

Global has some documentary on the Sherman tank

/heart

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

EDUMACATE ME

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

scientific fact

Tanks are awesome

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

As are you

But I didn’t say that

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww Winkle

I love you too

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

woo!

thats why i love the history channel

I need to get the military channel too

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Beats the Hotstove

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

so does dora the explora

SI!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 6, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone time me when hockey is back on

I am engrossed by the Sherman Tank right now

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

aWWW

ITS OVER

oops caps lock

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

so

i think the leafs have finally sorted out what kind of team they are…

not very good.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

I see them playing exactly where I expected them before the season began.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yes...

this is what i expected, but then they went and played better in the early going

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The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That's certainly

an improvement from last year

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ok

i’m out gang. have fun

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The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Dec 6, 2008 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

latez

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

nighty

love you

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovie

“Bumps Grabovaski”

Apparently Schenn and Hagman couldn’t satisfy his apeptite so he’s going for some Grabby action

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

OVIE HUNGRY

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Take aim at our best players. That Ovechkin is calculating.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He likes the man meat

But with targets like that, who can blame him?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my

Now he wants some White… err… do I want to go there?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovie knows

White meat is healthier for you

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That's

much more PG than what I was going for

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

wooooo

antropov scores

1-1

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

ANTROBOT

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Well

fuck me

Caps 2-1

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Jurcina?

the hell kinda name is that

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT

stupid caps and their stupid scoring

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I r

sorry

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

don't be sorry

you’re not the Caps….are you?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

If I were

I would’ve slit my wrist a long time ago

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I love

big ol’ Kazahs scoring

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

your parade

has been rained on LD :( :( :(

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

i has a sad

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You

and me both

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

humbug

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

JINX

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

:(

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

I will accept a coke

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

the drink

or the drug?

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

drink

I’m not big on things in my nose

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I

won’t go there

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

humbug

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Alzner, Juricina, Nylander

The Leafs are officially the slump buster.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

At least

We’re not for something

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate you Apple

But you have some nice commercials

I feel dirty

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Meow meow mewo mewo mewomeow mowe mo mweom oemw

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i've got a loverly bunch of coconuts...

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

no doubt

i’m sure they’re quite ample as well

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

hello

darkness my old friend

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i've

come to talk with you again

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

She's on the midnight train

GO-ING

AN-Y-WHEREEEEEEEE

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you a city boy?

Born and raised in South Detroit, too? Get the hell out of here and take the midnight train!

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

as you should

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

boooooo

on the Leafs not scoring

and no one being here

I r talk to myself

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

HI!

I am still here

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

SHUT

JASON PRESSELY

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

My act of green

I fart directly into my gas furnace

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

HELLO

I R DUMB
I CANNOT USE TAPE MESURE WITHOUT NUMBER DISPLAY

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Fucking

Fuckwads

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

it could always be

the ENterprise commercial

then again, I haven’t seen either Rogers blackberry commercials either since we talked about them

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Normally after you someone talks about something that is all you see

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i understand the words in that sentence but their order confuses me

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

err

I fail at the Engrish.

Ok let’s try again.

Normally, after someone talks about something, that is all you see

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i know

which is why this is odd

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Canadian Tired

Commercial, its a digital tape measure, the damned thing has a digital display on it to tell people how long something is and switches units from them

I mean seriously

holy shit are you that dumb that you cannot read the fucking numbers of a piece of metal tape? YOU NEED A FUCKING DIGITAL DISPLAY?!?!?!?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet fucking twat on a stick, that tape measure should come with a cyanide pill so whoever buys on them can take it and die

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda like the device(forget the name) that’s supposed to make packaging easier to open. What kind of package does it come in….

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It actually says on the package this is the last package you will have trouble opening…

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s just…weird….

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And Mabel

Gets annoyed when I say I hate marketing

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG

ITS A PARADOX

QUICK RUN BEFORE THE UNIVERSE IMPLODES

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

head apslodied

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It appears

My rage is having a second wind

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m more confused at that. It’s like the question “what flava is Flava Flav”?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Then you might not think too highly of me

I don’t mind the digital readings too much because it takes the human error (ie. my inability to read properly) out of it. I think they’re for stupid people, which I admit, I fit into that category often.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea

But they charge an arm and leg for it and then tout it as the greatest thing since sliced bread and will do everything including cure cancer

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The costs for them is indeed absurd. Even I’m not that stupid enough to pay $50+ for that thing. I may as well just measure twice.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFTY BUCKS?!?!?!?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that

Kevin Smith was in that commercial..

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He's

cool

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

This has been a pretty boring game

Despite playing an exciting team like the Capitals.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

it has been pretty boring

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

YES JIMMY CARREY

DIE

DIE

DIE CARREY DIE

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

oddly enough, the only ads I have seen for that has been posters at movie theatres

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The Mask

And MAYBE Ace Ventura 1, that’s it, nothing else… okay Truman Show I can accept… but otherwise… no, just no

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I was always partial to Dumb and dumber

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I forgot about that one

I’ll go slit my wrist now

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

This new one looks like a sequel to Liar Liar

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

At least

Liar Liar did not induce projectile vomitting as fast as Cable Guy did

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

EXCEPT

you see, Liar Liar he couldn’t like, but in this one (if I have it right) he can’t say no!!

Brilliance!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well this one is based on a book that was based on the life of someone who decided to say Yes to everything for entire year….. I bet that guy never though Jim Carey would portray him in a movie!

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

it was from abook?

no wonder it fails

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It

does not have LD’s approval

that’s all I neeeeed

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I have not see it or heard much about it

but much of the time if it’s based on a book, it fails if ou want loyalty to the book\

and the subject matter just sounds full of fail anyway

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Every Hollywood

movie that is based on a book usually butchers the book and makes a mockery of it

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And it a very rare time that the movie is better then the book.

The Bourne Movies are good, but my god the books are amazing and completely different

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The movies

Took the universe but used it in a different direction, but the important thing was that they respected the source material

Yes, the books are also quite good

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I agree

I still really liked the movies, But I saw those first before I read the books and I never realized they were so different.

by JohnnyG on Dec 6, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto

The original novel trilogy though, I tried reading the new ones and was not a fan

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind And you can’t deny the brilliance of Dumb and Dumber

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Post: 1

Ovie: 0

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

so close…. and yet…

by marky narc on Dec 6, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

OVIETIME is coming soon. I feel sorry for the post.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

OVIETIME in overtime? ya mean?

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovie is the kind of celebrating too early…

by marky narc on Dec 6, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I read

Overtime and was confused

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

My apologies. I forgot the exclamation points after OVIETIME!!!!

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why

But I keep seeing that as some sorta Vietnam War cry

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT

IS WHAT SHE FUCKING SAID

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

c’est qu’elle a dit!

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

NO FRENCH

Please?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s the extent of the French I will ever use

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

JE SUIS

FATIGUE

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by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, good choice of words to memorize though.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I once majored in French, but then I learned how much French sucks. It’s like a neat party trick for me now, akin to being able to fit my fist in my mouth

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Goalie pulled

bow chicka wowow

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

yeesh – can’t believe they didn’t score there.

by marky narc on Dec 6, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The Leafs grip their sticks too hard.

by bkblades on Dec 6, 2008 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the two handed grip only works for so long

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by loser domi on Dec 6, 2008 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

WE R DONE

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Well

That neatly wraps up my shit-tastic day with a bow-tie of shit!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the new iPod Nano

CUZ I CAN YOOS THEM TO CUT PEOPLES

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 6, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Any points we can nab when 2/3s of our D is out, I have to take. Sorry, guys.

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