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Right then, Quislings.
It’s been brought to my attention that I missed a lot of entertaining flirting yesterday, not to mention a lurch into bawdy dance and tassels. Oh and the Leafs won too, apparently. My mind was on other things by that point.
With this in mind, I’ve set this up at 7am Eastern (get out of bed for crying out loud, some of us have done half a days work already) in order that I miss nothing. NOTHING, YOU HEAR??!
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
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This is a big day for the Black family – my mother will be so proud!
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I've been up since 6:30
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Well sorry
I don’t have a time-zone difference as an advantage
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You can’t hide behind those kind of weak excuses forever, my friend.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I can
And I will
Whaddya want me to do? Fly over the pond?
Actually I’ve never been to Europe, that’s definitely on my list of things to do although I’m only really interested in visiting Russia and Germany.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You (and the world for that matter) could just accept that GMT rules and changes your schedules accordingly.
And Germany is very nice, well worth a trip. Never been to Russia though, only ex-Soviet republics.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I also
Want to hit up France as well… I have a fascinating of some of the world’s greatest dictatorships, Napoleon, Hitler and Soviet Russia, so those 3 countries are like my Mecca.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Off-Topic Invasion! Let's Talk Leafs!
Jason Blake Is Awesome! (sort of) (FIST PUMP ACTION!)
Ian White for Masterton! (seriously, why not?)
Williams stays. Bye bye, Tlusty.
Van Ryn can’t get back fast enough, but who does he play with?
by general borschevsky on Dec 9, 2008 8:53 AM EST reply actions
Is this not
the ugliest 3rd jersey since the atrocity that the Ducks wore?
I don’t get the whole black dealy, and that gold mask with the black set up is an assault on the eyes.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
It’s really bad. The nickname across the front is really stupid. I actually liked their original black jerseys with the sideways trojan logo.
Seems like most of the jerseys in the NHL suck right now. I don’t see any of the new jerseys being remembered with nostalgia 10 to 20 years from now. They’re all so forgettable.
by general borschevsky on Dec 9, 2008 9:02 AM EST up reply actions
I agree
No one’s really done anything good with the new Reebok jerseys, very disappointing. I don’t even like the Leaf’s because they got rid of the TML or old-Leafs-logo shoulder patches. The Leaf’s retro 3rd are nice though, but yea that’s not a new design haha.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
At least
There are no sponsor logos on the jerseys in the NHL, you’ve got to be thankful for that at least.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I find it funny
Because those are usually just stickers that the players slap on their jerseys, I dunno, it just all looks very ghetto.
But I can get sponsor logos on the jerseys in European hockey, they don’t have the same kind of money flowing as they do over here.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Well, yeah – needs must when the money isn’t flowing.
They still look horrible.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
But of course
But there’s not much they can do in the jersey design to accommodate the sponsor stickers… unlike the Sens jersey there which just plain looks ugly with the aid of 3rd party stickers :P
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I still the font of ‘SENS’ makes it look like something you’d take for a stomach complaint.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
This place
Be too quiet!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Way cool
http://gizmodo.com/5104917/video-of-multiple-kill-vehicle-test-scares-me-silly
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
hey guys
Wait, Tlusyt’s gone? for serious? no more sexytime?:(
And I thought they played today, notyeasterday. Jeez youmiss a day, you miss a lot
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Heeeey LD
You all tuckered away at home?
How’s life with dial up?
And also, we miss you.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I miss you guys too
Dial up sucks, but if I had it during school I might be a straight A student. Then again, I couldn’t be part of epic and awesome game threads
I would post a picture of Tlusty to up the sexytime, but that wuold take like 10 minutes to do and Ifeel bad for being on the line this long
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I must learn more
About this “Vermont”
To wikipedia I go!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Winkle, are you prepared to risk an industrial tribunal to post a Tlusty? Do it for LD, it’s only your career after all.
‘Posting a Tlusty’ sounds a bit obscene, doesn’t it
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Yes
Yes it does
And why don’t you post it?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
PROTIP for Tlusty pictures
turn on your strictest of safe searches, unless you want to wade through pages and pages of Tlusty wang
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Thank you LD
I know you always have my back
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I regret to inform I broke this rule just the other day.
A protip of my own though : If you’re typing “World Clock” into Google with the idea of finding out what time it is in different parts of the world, don’t in God’s name miss the “l” out of clock. And if you do, don’t compound your error by clicking ’I’m Feeling Lucky"
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
There's a reason
Why I never use that button
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Bwahahahaha
Awesome
http://gizmodo.com/5104364/the-multi+function-tape-measure-will-change-things
So utterly utterly pointless
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hi Guys!!!
I’m still unable to talk, and for some reason, I’m still covered in body glitter.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Are these two things related?
Oh, and good morning!
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I don’t think they are. At least I hope not. If they are, I’ll tell you, that’s the last time I give full body hugs to chicks after they’ve performed burlesque. I did not enjoy having to write my comments and then pass the paper around for the gang to read to be understood.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I can’t beleive I missed the burlesque chat.
Perhaps you need some kind of Stephen Hawking vocoder?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I know! Jared spent a lot of time wondering where you were, and going on about how you were missing out (I think he wants to kiss you). I said no one made you go to bed, so it was your own fault.
A vocoder? Hmmmm. That intrigues me. And it would help when I go study stats later today. I’m thinking it is going to be quite the challenge to explain stats questions to someone using mime.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I think he wants to kiss you
I admire your persistence on this issue.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Thanks. I really want this to happen. Please? I’ll never ask for anything again….
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
My GF
would never approve sorry
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Havev you even asked her?
She might like it, just this once.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Actually
I’m more afraid she WOULD approve
That’s why I will never ask
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
She is very innocent-minded
And any dirty jokes or innuendos tend to go over her head for awhile before she realizes its supposed to be dirty, but then she still won’t get it and I’ll have to explain it to her, at which point she gets grossed out.
I can see that happening which is why she would give me approval.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Maybe you could make sign cards this morning.
Jared and I have a bond that none of you will ever understand. It’s the love that dare not speak its name.
And it was all my own fault? Sheesh, Mabs – way to rub it in :(
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Sign cards could work. But I like just being able to say whatever pops into my head, without a filter. When I have to put it in writing, I end up censoring myself.
I’m sorry Mattblack, I thought you’d like me rubbing it in.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
One day I will write a sentence on here that you can’t twist into something mucky…
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
sorry
you can chat with us, it requires no speaking whatsoever, just typing and more typing
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Exactly. My fingers are still as nimble as required to chat with you all.
Having a better day today, Winkle?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Slightly
I have pointed this out before
As the week approaches Friday, my mood approaches good. Its a never ending cycle. I still feel cheated and ripped off and I believe I deserve to have 2 Saturdays in a row, I technically should be getting a 3-day weekend really.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Good
I like you when you’re in a better mood. Oh, I like you when you’re all crusty too, but you being in a good mood is sunshine and rainbows to me, it really is. Now that I know you aren’t plotting while being all cheery, that is.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
So
you like me when I’m in a good mood AND when I’m crusty?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
My cover is blown. Yeah, I pretty much just like you, Winkle.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Aw, thanks. I think I might suffering the aftereffects of all that “being nice to Mabel” you showered me with last Friday.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I'm always nice
Except when I’m angry
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
As this week approaches Friday I approach sippin’ margaritas on the beach in my adidas.
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We need
Further clarification on your “adidas”
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Stop rubbing it in! We get it! We’re stuck in snow (some of us) and you get beaches. You are blessed. Enough!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Really?
I pity him, I’ll take snow over sand any day of the week.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I like snow too, but lying on the beach with margaritas means not doing a damn thing. And that’s the part I like.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
You know why I like snowboarding?
The chairlift and gravity does all the work, you’re really just along for the ride, and there’s also the added danger of potential broken bones which just makes it all that much more exciting.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I have snow, I’ll be flying to the beach, then flying back to my snow.
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I have snow too
And for my vacation, I’m flying to more snow
Am I crazy?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Um, yes? But we didn’t need your vacation plans to know that.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Awww Mabs
I heart you too
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You do?
Then get to the boy kissing.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Sorry
I don’t heart you that much.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yes, you do. Besides, you seem into it, you’re just scared. Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll be gentle.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
But but
What if I like it?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
There’s nothing to worry about. Kissing boys is a very natural thing. Most of them aren’t any good at it, but some are very, very good, and then no one in the world would blame you for enjoying it.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
You are
so evil Mabs
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Evil?
Well, maybe just a bit.
But I stand by my “Some boys are awesome kissers and you can’t help but enjoy it” statement.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Why?
Do you mean that you’re an awesome kisser? Or that you know because you’ve kissed boys who were awesome kissers?
I need to know!!!!!!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
You heard what I said
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
But I’ll be good. I’ll do whatever you want. Please?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Hrm... whatever I wan...
No! I won’t fall for your temptations!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
But why not? You know you want to. I’ll make it worth your while…
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Now, I’m heading off homewards in about 20 minutes
So can we either have a whole bunch of smut now or else wait about 3 hours?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Can you wait?
I would prefer to be able to hang around in this thread for a bit longer.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
So you want me to curtail my smut, just for you? That’s pretty damn forward of you.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I thought
You liked me?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Error
No, I meant that statement in regards to Mattblack’s request. I do like you Winkle, and am trying to be SFW.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Ask me the wrong thing, and I’ll totally hurt you.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Sorry
Slightly insecure and paranoid this morning… I think this calls for more coffee!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Everything
calls for more coffee. I think I’ll make some too.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Today’s semi-nws comic, linked for lols
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii125/bebeboswell/2612.jpg
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Sir, a message from Batman
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In conversation me and my friends will just say “Sir, a message from Batman”.
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My buddy state (no one knows his real name so we call him state it’s a long story) and I were just talking, and he replied with this:
state: if i was killing steven hawking i’d look him in the eye say “a brief history of time? yeah i read it. it’s about your life” then i’d push him really hard
Wow.
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As always chaps, it's been very.
See you all later.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Bye!!!!!!
Okay guys, Mattblack is gone.
Let the smut commence!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Hee. Oh, you know I had to do that. Don’t worry, I’m not trying to get Winkle fired (right now) so I’ll keep it clean.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Well, I don’t have cable, so I have to make my own fun.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’m not saying I’m for sure going to try to get you fired at some point in the future, but I’m keeping my options open.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Why do I always get this feeling
That I’m just everybody’s plaything?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Because you’re fun to play with?
Also, I saw your comments about kissing boys using tongue. Get on it Winkle. Stop making me sad by not kissing!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
You'll have to get me drunk first
And I mean real drunk, we’re talking alcohol-poisoning levels of drunkiness here
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Can do
Come on over, and bring some boys. My liquor cabinet is fully stocked.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
If it helps, I’m still covered in body glitter.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I clicked actions
and nearly hit FLAG by accident
I think its my subconscious trying to tell me something
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yup
It functions well unless silenced, but we’re not having any of that right now are we?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
No! Tell your subconcious to shove it. I want more talk of boys kising, booze, and possibly body glitter.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
You sure
are frisky today
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
WINKLE
yay…. I thought your “cya” meant you were leaving and that I’d got here too late today :(
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
No no no
I was bidding Matt farewell since he was leaving work.
I have been awaiting your arrival with eager anticipation.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I’m still sick, and still can’t talk, and have body glitter on me. And, I’m trying to study for stats.
Compare your lives with mine and kill yourselves.
Seriously, how’s things with you?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
That's
not how you get sympathy from me
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
?
What do you mean? Being sick? Not talking? Studying? What part of that sounds good to you?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Then why did you say
That’s not how you get sympathy from me
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Oh
wuz referring to your whole
Compare your lives with mine and kill yourselves.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You didn’t like my Futurama reference? I though you of all people would love it. Sorry.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Oh
sorry, didn’t recognize it, my bad
I need to beef up on my Futurama quotes
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I’m just full of fail recently on the quotes, aren’t I? Boo, Mabel. Pick quotes people actually know next time.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
No
I fail, i should futurama quotes better since I do watch it a lot but my mastery is mostly in Firefly/Serenity and Simpsons
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
holy crap...
everyone here is sick! (except me and winkle, it seems)
What’s with the body glitter?
Stats sucks. I am still struggling with my new program, as for some reason the manual hasn’t been completely updated so whenever I look up a command, it doesn’t necesserily work, and I’m not allowed to do things the cheap, easy way :(. And it’s cold and rainy and dark outside. But I had a great workout yesterday, slept awesome last night, and it’s no longer monday, yay!
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
Everybody is sick. Blurr blames me for getting him sick.
I’m covered in body glitter because I went to see a friend perform burlesque last night, and gave her a hug after she was done. And now, I have glitter in all sorts of places. I’m not sure how. Maybe the wine and cold meds weren’t a good mix?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
hahahah
how was said burlesque show??
Can germs transfer over the internet?!? I don’t wanna get sick!!!
Wine and cold meds are never a good mix. Cold meds themselves can do weird things……
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
You don't wanna get sick?
I sure as hell do!
So rain is good right? Means snow on the mountains right?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
yes
lots and lots of rain… it was pouring last night, and hasn’t really let up since, which should mean lots of snow…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
It was awesome. I was toying with learning how to do it before the show, and now I’m sold. In the new year, I’ma look into classes.
Always practice safe commenting, and you’ll be fine.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
interesting...
I’ve always thought about doing belly dancing classes… I’ve heard that it’s good for your core and him areas, etc, which are my problem areas… and it looks like fun!
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
They had someone belly dance last night too, and that also looks amazing. I could see picking that up too.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
i think
it would take me a while though… my coordination is horrible (I gave myself 3 new bruises yesterday alone!)
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Doing what?
working out?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Mine is terrible too
But I’m working on it. The pilates helps.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Pffft
commads actually working is overrated.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Shut up Winkle!
I know, my typing is full of fail, you don’t have to rub it in. I meant, commands. Yeesh.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
w00t!
sick day, yay!
/hack
/cough
/sneeze
/blows nose
/cough
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:03 PM EST reply actions
Send
some of your germs my way plez
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hi Blurr!
I’m still sick too. So just copy and paste that for me.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
sorry to hear...
i’m gonna lay on the couch and watch Chuck, Hereos, Smokin’ Aces and the Heartbreak Kid today. and possibly play some x-box
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Recently started watching Chuck
Enjoyable show especially for the nerd-at-hearts
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
i ♥ chuck
mainly for the mind numbing entertainment value, but the Sarah gal ain’t too hard on the eyes either…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yes
What is that actress’ name? She is smoking
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yvonne Strahovski
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
You sir
Are a king among men.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
At the risk of having to turn in my man card, I looked at that photo of Yvonne and thought, “My wife would kill for those shoes”
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
hahahaha
your wife is clearly awesome, if she has you that well trained… can I get some pointers?
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I loveeeeeee Chuck. Love love love.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Smokin Aces is ok. I liked it better when it was called Domino.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
really...
so i prolly don’t need to watch it then…
i’m gonna watch blades of glory instead.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh
Will Farrell in that outfit makes me wanna vomit
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
but so funny...
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
did i miss ld?
/sigh
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:06 PM EST reply actions
poop
i’m gonna go lay back down now.
i’ll try and check in later.
toodles
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
So, you pop in, no LD, and you’re out?
Hmpf.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
no
i just feel like crap.
and siting up isn’t doing me any favors.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like crap too. Maybe I’m just bitter. Winkle won’t kiss boys for me. Will you?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
don't blame me
for not carrying out your delusional fantasies
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
ummm, no
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
k
srsly
audi 5 g.
get better mabel!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Why will the boys not kiss for me?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
maybe
you’re doing it wrong
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Doing what wrong?
Asking boys to kiss? You could be right. Any pointers?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Eating Lunch
Stomach is happy, makes me happier
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
so my sister just asked me if the leafs were the first team to draft a chinese player
it seems “Luke Schenn” is “Liu Chen” in her world.
understandable, i guess?
by EastLoop on Dec 9, 2008 12:29 PM EST reply actions
Ughhhh, I think i am getting a cold. I can’t decide if I want to attempt productivity. Or stay in bed.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:31 PM EST reply actions
stay in bed
its where i’d be if i didnt have to be in the library
by EastLoop on Dec 9, 2008 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I need to deposit a check and stuff. The dog lacks the thumbs to run errands for me.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
that never stopped lassie from saving timmy from a well
by EastLoop on Dec 9, 2008 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
holy crap
something is definitely catching on PPP!!
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
We need
to don some biohazard space suits
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
do you have one?
‘cause I’m a little scared at the amount of illness surrounding me!
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I’d laugh at that, but 1) my lungs and throat hurt when I laugh, and 2) it is probably true. Then they’ll try to sell us the cure at inflated prices, in vials with the Leafs logo on them
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
quite
the business strategy they got going
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Tell me I'm wrong
See? You can’t do it, because deep in your heart, you know I’m right.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Yes
Yes you are right Mabs, you’re always right, about everything
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yes you are right Mabs, you’re always right, about everything
No take-backsies!
I wish I was wrong in this case, but I fear the worst. I can picture the headline:
“Leaf fans everywhere come down with grave illness; in entirely unrelated news, MLSE to start selling medicine.”
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
This appears
to be a rare almost-all-ladies edition of Chatty Cathy…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
lets all drink cosmos
and talk about feelings!
by EastLoop on Dec 9, 2008 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
for now...
soon you’ll be like peter griffin when he came back from the womens retreat
by EastLoop on Dec 9, 2008 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Cosmos are vile.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Uh no. They are totally gross. I hate the broads of Sex and the City making it THE drink.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
seconded
G&T, coke and jacks, or white russians is where it’s at
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
DOMIIIIIII
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
I’m still getting thruogh 500+ comments
I second the boy on boy kissing. I like living in a world where everyone is at least sorta bicurious :P
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Hahahaha. Here here!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Still waiting on that contract or no dice
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2008 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea why there needs to be a contract Jared.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
to insure I am adequately compensated for my services.
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
I like wrap
better already
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Well last night was nearly an all dude game thread. They were miffed when I left for food.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:33 PM EST reply actions
Did they all throw themselves at you, in a pathetic attempt to win your heart? I love when they do that…
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
A few did yes. One claimed to have Pogge’s bod. Another claimed to have Daniel Craig’s. And the other just stood in a corner I assume, a bit embarrassed to partake.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
It is quite the interesting social phenomenon, if I was a sociologist I’d do my PhD on that type of behaviour.
“Behavioural study of male hive-mentality towards random females on teh interwebs, LOL” would be the title.
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 9, 2008 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
the lol
was brilliant
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
true dat
you should definitely do a study, especially in World of Warcraft where I once duped a 15 year old into given me half of his virtual-gold because I was using a female avatar and convinced him I’m a 19 year old college chick
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I don’t have to do that. My guild give me gold anyways. Hahah.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I find this emoticon
~.^
is very powerful in woW
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Also, a good one:
o.O
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yes
Those were always goodies
I’m thinking of getting back into WoW with Wrath of the Lich King but I’ve been away for 1.5 years
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
The new continent is friggen huge. Like it puts Outland to shame. I am still in the first zone. I lvl slow compared to my guild. But then again I someone am in one of the top guilds.
The last monster patch added a bunch of stuff to the interface. So it could be a slight shock to come back to it.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2008 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
I’m tellin ya, someone should go undercover on a sens board posing as a drunk U of O co-ed. We’d learn alllll their secrets!
Wait, they don’t have any secrets.
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 9, 2008 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Man
Almost needed scuba gear to get into work today, serious rain! I’m hoping the cold front predicted hits alongside some serious precipitation, a snow bomb over the weekend would be good fun.
Also, the canonization of St. Ted continues in the media.. Jesus, do we really need a blow by blow account of the dudes funeral? Christ.
Really?
I stopped hearing about Teddy after a day, I guess we just don’t care much for him over here?
Also, w00t snow, I hope Whistler gets buried over the next 3 weeks
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
The burger joint where I picked up lunch had what I presume was a live broadcast of a Ted Rogers memorial on the TV.
Journos sure love to celebrate their own…
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I listen to a news radio station owned by rogers so they were doing the play by play, listing off dignitaries (only conservative politicians it seems – hm)
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 9, 2008 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I, too
am hoping for a big blast of snow…. I don’t know what’s come over me, but I miss snow, and if the temp just dropped a few more degrees we’d be covered in it……
but then I probably couldn’t get home and would have to go hang out with my friends :P
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
what a
horrifying thought
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I guess I should pickup a friggin’ snowshovel on my way home.. sigh
At least since moving I only have a small path to clear, when we were renting a house out in Coquitlam (friggin’ boonies) I had to clear the biggest god damn driveway.. and it snowed so much there last year I had to do it 7 god damn times.
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 9, 2008 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
You had to
shovel your driveway 7 times?
My condolences
I’m lucky if I only have to do it 7 times a week
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
yeah
we should probably get a shovel too, since we live below chinese people who haven’t adapted to canada whatsoever, so I doubt they’re prepared.
We also need a light at our front steps, I have almost killed myself so many times because you can’t see how many steps there are.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
City rules say they’re supposed to have their walkway + sidewalk outside of the house cleared, but no one seems to ever pay attention to those rules.. I remember the houses who don’t clear the walkway out in front.. To seethe at them with impotent rage.
I love that we have 24 hours “from the last snowfall” to clear the snow.
So when it snows for three days straight, technically you’re not breaking the law if you don’t shovel it until day four…you’re just an ass.
The worst is when the people just leave it completely and it hardens into a death-ice surface, where a single misstep causes you to tumble into the street and beneath the wheels of a lowered honda struggling for traction on all season tires..
oh god
I know… I used to live in the west end and walk everywhere, and I have my ontario snow gear so I seriously had no reason to stay home, except when I went out on the street and tried to walk, it was pure ice, thick, bumpy ice, so it was nearly impossible to walk, even with my boots that had done perfectly well on 2" of freezing rain!
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hrm...
I guess we don’t get that much ice where I am
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You’re lucky, Winkle. There are a number of people on my parents street who are stupid and don’t shovel. The sidewalks always turn into the bumpy, slick ice surface. I hate those people and their stupid faces, because I’m sick of falling and injuring myself while trying to walk to visit my parents. Aren’t I going through enough pain by visiting my parents already? Do I really need more?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
My condolences
My neighbours are very good about shoveling, I dunno maybe its because I’m out in the suburbs or something. We always help each other clear our driveways if we’re all shoveling at the same time… last year during the storms we kinda formed and impromptu shovel patrol, we had a mob of like 8 or 9 people clearing each others driveways
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Wow
My last comment was kinda full of bile, wasn’t it?
People on my parents street have for the most part all lived there for years, so there is a community feeling, but some people never do their part. Or if they do, they pile all the snow into what should be a parking spot, which is bad due to the extreme lack of parking. Some people? Suck.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
When I used to live at home, we used to happily pile the snow in the parking spot in front of our house, primarily because people don’t seem to be able to park properly in said spot and are always blocking the driveway. The snow was a great chance to make it not happen.
why do
people shovel the snow from the plow, at the end of their driveway, back out into the street? The plow just cleared the street… so you wanna put the snow back in it?
I’ve never understood that…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahahahaha
Last year after a storm, my neighbours and I were clearing our driveway, the plow came by and sealed us all in, so we were working through, as soon as I was able to clear the bank completely, the plow came through our street a SECOND time and sealed us all in again, we had to clear it a SECOND time immediately, and than the plow came back a THIRD time right after…
We were pretty sure the driver was dicking with us
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
That’s why they do it too, except they just don’t like people parking in front of their house. One time they yelled at my mom and her parking (she was perfectly in the spot) and she doesn’t park there anymore. They are just bullies, and actually yelled at a small child for, horrors, jumping rope in her shared drive.
Of course, now any time I borrow the car, I park there. I can’t wait for him to come out and yell at me.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
haha
yes we picked up a friend last weekend and got yelled at by a lady who didn’t want us to park there. Newsflash: no parking, just stopping! Calm down!
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
People are odd about parking. There’s a guy on my parents street who sits by his window and watches, and if a better spot opens up, he rushes out and moves his car.
And there’s a pair of sisters who work in tandem. Whoever gets home first parks in a spot so that it essentially makes it impossible for another car to use the other spot. When the second gets home, they move the first car up. Grrr.
I don’t really drive, and I have all this parking rage.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
My suburban mother-in-law has the local parking enforcement people on speed dial. She knows all the by-laws and is positively gleeful when she can report any illegal parking activies from boats in driveways to commercial vehicles parked overnight to good old fashioned illegal parking.
That woman is in bad need of a hobby.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
it's not getting the ice...
it’s the driving on top of the snow all the time that turns it into ice….
Vancouver’s budget for snow removal is $600,000. They don’t clear all the roads.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
$600K?
Wooooooooooooooow.
I bet you my town of 40,000 has a bigger snow removal budget than that.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
yup
last year when we got it really bad, the paper said it was something like the budget Montreal has for 1 week of winter…. TO etc. have multi-million dollar budgets for snow removal.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yea
I forgot what the budget for Toronto was last year, they did announce it because they were getting worried it wouldn’t be enough given the amount of snow we got last year
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I think they went over budget last year. Who the hell expects that much snow?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Just looked it up on Google
Toronto’s snow removal budget for last year was $65 million, after they had trimmed $5 million off to save money but they totally blew it, not surprisingly
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
To be fair, in montreal it costs the city approximately 60k to fill a pothole, what with all the coffee breaks and goofing off their workers do.
hahahaha
and that’s better than Vancouver how?
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yea
After all, they have more coffee shops in Vancouver
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Well, we don’t get as many potholes for one..
Lately all the damn road “construction” has really been annoying though.. especially when they aren’t really doing anything other than replacing a culvert away from the road but they still have to block off a lane so the workers have a place to park. That’s friggin BS.
Hahahahahaha
Sucks.
I have done overnight road testing before, in New York state outside of Buffalo, fun stuff… have a tractor-trailer pulling 2 trailer train blow by you at like 160 on an unlit highway while you’re staying about 4 feet away always makes for an interesting experience
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
we don't have walkways
and the people above us seem to miss most things about living above people which should be common sense. Like if you have a 2 yr old, he has a bedtime and doesn’t run around all hours of the day.
Or how to properly use a furnace.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
I think
that rule applies everywhere
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Clearing
your driveway and sidewalk, I know you HAVE to clear the sidewalk on your property, if someone slices and falls and break something on the sidewalk on your property, they sue you, not the city
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Ya I’m narking out all my neighbours who don’t do it this year.. eff those bastards!
Course I dunno if the punishment is all that much.
You can
get fined, I’m pretty sure every city has the same by-law that mandates all property owners to clear the sidewalk within their property
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
This ain’t the nice fluffy snow I had to shovel when I was living in ottawa, this is wet, sloppy, heavy, thick (around 20cm each time) snow. Man I was sore that winter.. That was over a 2 week period too!
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 9, 2008 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Can't you
set it up to record extra time?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Or simply adjust
the internal clock?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
he throws stuff around
and breaks the bullet-proof glass with the chair he was sitting on.
I think that’s all I remember…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve taken to reading the episode recaps on the AVClub.com
Much quicker, less of a waste of time to find out it was generally terrible. Hm, sounds like this week’s was actually good! wow..
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 9, 2008 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
I was happily surprised at this weeks…. except… how did Daddy Petrelli go back in time to take the catalyst???
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
yes...
peter had just about every power
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
i think
that’s why they got rid of him. he was too powerful. of course so is sylar, but the whole tragic hero angle works better now that peter can’t do whatever he wants…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
fail
them, not him, his powers i mean…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
it seems
like maybe the shows getting better…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
it does
they have now surprised me two weeks in a row…. and Sylar went cool again (although they try waaaaaaaaaay too hard on emotional moments and utterly fail)
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
ya...
him being evil works best
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
and mohinder
not having powers is WAY better…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
mohinder
is way too dumb now, what’s with his obsession with the spanish chick??? Grrr.
And what ever happend to Micah and his cousin?
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
I bet it turns out she’s carrying his snake/spider seed, and it’s gonna bust out aliens style. Or like in Species 2, if anyone had the misfortune of seeing that.. Oh god, need the brain bleach! BLEACH.
that would be awful
but does sound exactly like something they’d do…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
dood
noah just killed sylar….
man, to bad i was 10 minutes in to the latest episode before i realized i missed one…
i’d be tripping right now
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
you're
a little behind, eh??? Yeah that part was pretty cool, except for the fact that we knew Claire wouldn’t die (need of catalyst) so Sylar wouldn’t either…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
but
still for a prime time show, a touch graphic…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
yeah...
I started watching it initially in the first season and stopped pretty quickly when they had Hiro go to the future and showed Isaac with his head cut open…. that’s too far.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
i somehow missed
episode 11…so i’m watching online. then back to the couch
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
back!
to the couch
tweet tweet my lovelies
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 1:45 PM EST reply actions
So, you’re leaving us? All you did was talk Heroes, and I don’t watch that show. I didn’t get enough blurr. And after you stood me up for our date to the burlesque show yesterday, I don’t know how much more of this I can take!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Will you hold me, Winkle?
That would make me feel ever so much better.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Long
as you don’t get any glitter on me
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I can shower first. Would that work for you?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Of course
I’ll be here waiting
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hmmm, if that’s the case, count me out. Anyone want to hold me in a non-serial killer kind of way?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Whatever
I’m not even going to dignify that with a defense
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I just don’t want to get involved with another serial killer type right now. You understand, right?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Of course
Cept I’m no serial killer
I thought you knew that Mabs
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You’re not? Gladness. I was worried, after what Mattblack said. Then please go right ahead and hold me.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I'm disappointed
That you’ll believe him so readily without hearing my side of the story first :(
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I told you
I’ve been hurt before. I just can’t take that kind of pain again.
Forgive me?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Vancouver
We may not be all that awesome at most things, but damn, we have a hunky kilt-wearing mayor. And really, isn’t that enough?
This
ain’t no Scotland!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Scotch-toberfest!
Yoo yoosed me Skinner! Yoo yoosed me!!!!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hey!
As someone with a great deal of Scots heritage, I resent that!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
And if I didn’t have such heritage myself, I’d probably be offended too.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
What? You said it…. okay, now I’m confused again. I’m going to grab the vaporub and rub it all over in the hopes it’ll clear my head.
Also? Hi Mattblack! I tried to hold off on the smut…
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’ve reviewed your work in my abscence – very impressive. I award you two and a half men wimples
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Thank you, I really tried.
But don’t worry folks, things are changing so that Mabel will soon be able to expend her engergies elsewhere, instead of being all smutty here.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Um, I’m drawing a blank. But it is fantastic news for me, so, there’s that.
Actually, there is a way it could be good for you all too. But I don’t want to get Winkle fired, so I’ll just say that if fires get started and can’t be put out for whatever reason, I’ll have to come here to deal with things.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’ll have to run that through the smut translator to divine your true meaning.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Please, you know exactly what I mean.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
They have pills that can help with your problems rising...
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Probably not, but keep trying. I like it when you exert such effort. It’s hot.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Who told you? It wasn’t me, so therefore, it doesn’t count.
An aside – you think I’m adorable, right?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
My mum told me. She’s the bestest.
And yes, you’re the extra arm on Vishnu, Mabel.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Heritage
Smeritage
When someone makes fun of my heritage, I join in!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I hate money
and banks and investments and RRSPs and everything!!!! Grrr!
I wanted to transfer my RRSP amount to a different account (as I’m not in the group plan any more ‘cause I no longer work at stantec), so I had my husband go into the bank to get the form and the lady was retarded and asked for all this stuff she didn’t need…. I hate banks!
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:10 PM EST reply actions
You are so not alone. I hate them too.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Yea
That’s why I let my financial advisor handle everything…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I just e-mailed
a financial advisor with my bank, he will help me.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
My financial advisor
is also known as “my mother”
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
oh no
my mother – and father – are why I have money issues. My dad doesn’t care and spends whatever he wants whenever he wants to. My mom hoardes money for no reason.
My uncle, however, is a very successful financial planner and he even wrote a book.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
That's cool!
I like it when titles play on people’s names. Yeah, anything to do with words amuses me. I’m easy like that.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
haha
his whole book does that… hmm… I should get my parents to send me their copy, since they don’t use it… then when the stupid bank tells me I can’t do what I want to do, I’ll use it to hit them over the head.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Violence usually is the answer. Do it!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Bwahahahahaha
I like you better already Kar
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Dammit
It figures – it’s -24, so of course I have to have forgotten to buy beef stock yesterday and am now walking to the grocery store.
Where are my woolie socks?
That's why
I’m looking for a butler. I’d send him out to get stuff I needed. You might want to look into it.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I think
you’re getting “butler” and “slave” confused
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
No I’m not. I’d pay him, and he’d get benefits. Plus, I’m super nice in person.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I want
a butler as well. The husband is good some days, but a butler would never talk back…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Chef, driver, gardener….I don’t know how I’d do without my staff.
I very nearly posted Cher, not Chef. That would have gone in a very different direction.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I would love
my own personal Cher, circa Sonny and Cher. I love them.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
But what function would Sonny serve in your household?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
A stand for houseplants? A moveable coat rack?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
That also works. Or, he could be a footstool.
I probably shouldn’t make short jokes, but I couldn’t resist.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
The short fulfil a very vital space in society – the mockery space.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Are you mocking me? Oh Mattblack, I thought we were building something beautiful here…
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Fear not Mabbers, I was only refering to short men.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Okay then. Now, how short is short for a man? I ask because anyone over 5’5" is tall to me.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’d say that’s the boundary. Any male shorter than that is either underage or technically a midget.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Oh oh, is Winkle being insulted by Mattblack?
Boy fight!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
We can’t kiss and fight, Mabel. Not before 9pm anyway.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
It is 9pm
GMT, isn’t it? Get with the kissing and fighting, boys!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Nah, you have a whole hour to wait yet. The kids tv only just finished.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I confused
you’re only 5 hours ahead? Gah!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’m a little hurt you didn’t know that automatically.
But I’ll get over it.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I thought it was 6 hours. I’m sorry. I’ll try harder next time.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
We have a dissenter from this perfectly reasonable and well-researched opinion of mine?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Not at all
I’m 5’6"
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Well, his would be funnier. But yours too, if you’re up for it?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
I love being patted on my head.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I tried
to resist the first comment… but once you commented, I couldn’t resist any longer…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah?
Well, so’s your face!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’m not sure I want to know what my face is crying out for
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Good point. Dammit, I’m never going to get you boys to kiss, am I?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I’m totally on board. We’ll just keep asking – they’ll cave eventually.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
They have to! And have I mentioned that you are just the best?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Oh Mattblack?
You’re just the best.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
You people are so dirty! I’m shocked and appalled that you’d take what I said like that!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
he'd be
the funny looking hippy…. there’s always room for one of those…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yes!
Next to that picture of the kitten in the flowerpot in your lounge!
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Agreed
A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hold!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You can say things like “car hold” on the internet now? Scandalous.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
What do you mean, with what? I’d pay cash money, plus I’d make dinner and bake for him. And, I’m just adorable, so there’s that…
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Why, don’t you think I’m adorable? That hurts Winkle, that hurts a whole lot.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I said
nothing of the sort
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
But you said ‘no comment’ which to me, means that you disagree with something I said, but don’t wanna say. Admit it, you don’t think I’m adorable.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I merely
said no comment because the situation required a dedicating handling of words, a skill that I clearly do not possess
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Give it a try
I want to know what you had to say on the subject.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Speaking of speaking
Time for a design conference-call meeting!
Toodles for a bit!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hmpf. Work is more important than me? I’ll remember this!
Have fun! I may or may not be here when you return.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Back
Almost passed out
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Due to excitement?
Or boredom? And have you thought about how you want to answer my question?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
What question?
I forget
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I wanted
you to explain why you said ‘no comment’ when I said I was adorable.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Because
Using the existing English vocabulary to describe just how adorable you are would be an incredibly insult on your person since no words or any combination thereof could possibly do your undeniable charm justice.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Awwww
Winkle, that’s so sweet of you. I’m sorry I ever doubted you.
Hugs? I’ve taken a shower, so there’s no chance of body glitter.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
/HUG
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Mmmmmm, now that’s the way to hug. You shoud give lessons.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
And
I hugs goooooood, just ask my GF
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You do indeed. I can think of only one person who hugs better.
And I will ask her. Right after we talk about you kissing boys.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
It is gonna happen Winkle, just give in to it!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
well
i’ve been on the couch since about 9:30, for the most part…
should i shower now, or just lay around all sickly?
discuss
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 2:30 PM EST reply actions
I prefer
to lay around all sickly until before bed, because being clean helps me sleep. I find if I shower during the day, I think I feel better and do stuff, and feel a million times worse.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
i like your logic....
any other thoughts gang…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Seconded
I’m showering when I have to get ready to go meet my friend to study, and not before.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
crud
the wifey just called to see if i was goin to be able to pick up the munchkin and take her to her dance class…
sounds like i’m showering
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Crud indeed
you probably should shower then. The munchkin would appreciate it. Lather up!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
done
and done.
i love taking a shower with a fever. the hot water feels so good. then you wash your face and realized you just melted off a layer or two of skin…
good times
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I hear that
Layers of skin are overrated anyway.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Look Around You:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCWA7uevo_Q
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Oh Chemmy, you deeply magnificent man. I love Look Around you!
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
She’s been going on about this for twenty fours hours straight, C……how about it?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
What can I say?
I have a one-tracked mind.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I've never
managed to watch an episode. I generally get ticked off at the contestants as soon as they’re introduced and then flip the channel.
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yesterday was two ultimate frisbee players, who I thought were pretty funny.
Today is two firefighters in the Yukon.
There have been some pretty irritating people on this show though.
yeah
for some reason I always end up seeing one with city chicks…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Holy crap
Newfoundland is RICH!!
(Does that link work?)
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 3:15 PM EST reply actions
It do
And yes, NFLD is rich, and ON is poor. Good times. Now we can be resented for taking help when we need it, as opposed to being resented for doing well. It’s a nice change.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
Don't Worry
Once Harper manipulates the mob to back him into power, he’ll make sure that the only province to ever profit from oil is Alberta
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
The mob is easily led.. “Look at the picture! See? Puffin pooping on man. Bad man! We laugh.”
It’ll be interesting to see what they come up with to attack Iggy with now..
“He didn’t live in the country for 30 years. He’s a damn dirty intellectual who thinks he’s smarter than you! He said you’re dumb. You’re not dumb, are you? Vote Conservative”
Okay, so the Winter Classic is this huge marketing opportunity for the NHL, right?
So why can’t I buy the damn jerseys?
Because if you could, that would make sense. And we can’t have that from the NHL.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
NHL.com only has a Datsyuk. Which is really weird.
IceJerseys.com seems to have them, but only in M-XXL.
I can’t figure out why River City doesn’t have them.
Apparently River City does have them, they just don’t have them on the website.
$144.99 +$80 for customizing…as opposed to $169.99 for a customized “normal” jersey.
Yeah, moving on to other Christmas present ideas..:P
Has it been annouced who is playing in the winter classic this year?
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
That makes me tingle in a very good way. Yay!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
539399 and 540246…it’s an inevitability now.
Too bad it’s unlikely nothing will change on the defense side of things.
True, but I’ll take what I can get. And it isn’t that Koivu sucks, but come on, Malkin is better, and should be there, hands down.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
seriously…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Dooooood
He’s hitting on and marrying people who could be his granddaughters now?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I think today will be safe for me to skidaddle without missing anything juicy.
Well, juicy was a bad word, but you know what I mean.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Oh, we do Mattblack, we do indeed. And you might be right, but then again, it could get juicy later….
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
i'm feeling juicy right now!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2008 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
makes a quick note to self Juicy was a bad baaaaaad choice of word….
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
You mean bad in a good way, right?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I knew it! You love the way we take everything to the dirtiest possible place, don’t you?
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
I certainly wouldn’t risk being sacked at work for internet overuse if I didn’t!
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Such charm
You certainly know the way to a girl’s heart.
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
yes...
I’ve had more issues in the past week than ever before…
strangely… it’s trying to reinstall?!?
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
WUFF WUFF WUFF WUFF
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
It would appear
That my mind has partially snapped
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I'm working on it
Hold your hoses
NAAY NAAY NAAY NAAY
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
TEN MINUTES
Well I’ll probably leave before then
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Okay! Bye Winkle!
I have to go to school for some studying. Boo!
"Hootenanny? Well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny"
whew
well I don’ tthink I solved the software problems, but a reboot did a world of good…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 5:29 PM EST reply actions
I just got home from work
What’d I miss?
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2008 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
uh...
it seems there’s been another LD appearance… and a lot of my computer crapping out, so I haven’t been here…
by Karina on Dec 9, 2008 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
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