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FTB - An Ode To A Writing Partner

You know when you say something off the cuff prefaced by "I bet"? Well, don't do it around Chemmy because that wonderful human being (that's one) will pounce on it like a hungry hyena on a zebra carcass. I've learned my lesson. Of course, now I have to say five nice things about him as penance. This is why the FTB is so late.

  1. Photoshops - He has them. I have neither the program nor the skill but Chemmy makes some awesome photoshops and banners:
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  3.  Passion - He's got it. Despite the unfortunate circumstance of being born in Connecticut (silent 'c'? WTF?) he managed to find his way to the Promised Land. There's no one more passionate than a convert.
  4. Spelling - He tries it. Despite not being able to spell colour or humour properly he sneaks in and fixes my ocassional typo like some sort of spell check fairy.
  5. Fun - He creates it. From finding good Mexican restaurants to driving 11 hours in a blizzard to see a hockey game Chemmy is all about fun.
  6. Hard Work - Like any good junior partner, he hustles. Who else would be in almost every game thread while his senior partner pleads no internet? That vacation is well earned.

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“Why the hell would the Leafs be interested in Chris Gratton?”

Any piece of garbage comes on the market and you gotta buy it.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 9:46 AM EST reply actions  

Ah Eyebleaf

You emo SoB you.

I know how you feel but on the bright side, when everything in this town sucks this bad, we’ve nowhere to go but up!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 9:46 AM EST reply actions  

Also

I love Sundin, he’s a great player, lots of talent, heart and passion but why is everyone hyping him up so? I feel like he’s getting the Hossa-treatment from last year’s trade deadline… all of a sudden everyone thinks he’s the key piece to converting a playoff-bound team into a real Cup contender… just my thoughts.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Mats would be a great addition to any team looking to make a run. He had a fantastic season last year.

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed, but it’s interesting that Mats is the only name dominating news cycles.

And hey, whatever happened to Fabian Brunnstrom?

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by mf37 on Dec 9, 2008 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I was actually looking at his stats the other night. He stinks. Minus that super game he had with the hat-trick, you would think he signed with the Leafs.

ZING

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.

http://darcytucker.blogspot.com/2008/04/fabian-brunnstrom.html

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Lots of hype, one hat-trick and a whole lot of meh. I’m glad the Leafs lost out too…he’d be the third highest paid Leaf forward after Blake and Hagman.

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by mf37 on Dec 9, 2008 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea

He disappeared pretty fast

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes but he led to a Magnus Arvedson joke.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Kid's

Minus 8! Worst +/- rating on his team, and only 9 points (7G 2A) in 23 games.

By comparison, even Ian White has 8 points in 17 games and is +3

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by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I just hate winter...

and look to sports as my escape from the blues…and there shall be no escape this year…

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeez I love winter. It was -15C here last night. Fantastic weather.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

As I get older, I feel colder. It’s not even technically winter yet! It’s an outrage.

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember my sophomore year of college it went down to -30 before windchill in January.

Amazing week. On the news they were warning people that if you had uncovered skin exposed for more than three minutes you would get severe frostbite. I spent my time boiling water and throwing it out my fourth floor window.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Chemmy

We’re so kindred spirits

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

hug it out, boys.

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course

But we can only hug when it’s a minimum of -15C outside or lower.

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by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

We’d stick together.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

With

our tongues?

Too far?

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Only after a triple-dog dare.

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by mf37 on Dec 9, 2008 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't

need that kind of motivation

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by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Riiiight

So this kissing embargo is only selective…..

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

by Mattblack on Dec 9, 2008 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Clearly

A different case here with Chemmy

He’s special and unique

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The best text message I ever received was from my buddy Joe.

“Did we kiss last night?”

I went “Whooooooooooa I was really wasted” and my buddy next to me saw my phone and went “Nah that was me”.

BULLET DODGED

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Summary: Don’t go drinking with me.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

remind me not to get super trashed with you and your boys

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I would recommend being able to hold your liquor, yeah.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Additionally it’s only gay if the balls touch, but we should probably finish this in Chatty Cathy.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahaha

My old housemate from uni and I would always play kiss-chicken whenever we got hammered, we’ll close in on each other like we’re about to go full blown mouth-to-mouth and whoever pulled out first looses…

Once he really went for the gusto! I even got pics on my Stalkerbook to prove it. Of course I didn’t remember any of this until I saw the evidence the following morning.

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by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Ummmm

I played that game with girls. I never pulled out.

THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

To Chatty Cathy…

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for PPP to get married and be about to have a kid. This quote will never leave us:

I never pulled out. – PPP

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Bwahahahahahaha

Gold.

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by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Sundin v. Shanahan

If Shanahan put up 25 goals and was 30% in the shootout for the Leafs last year, would there be the same amount of endless (and pointless) speculation?

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by mf37 on Dec 9, 2008 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

Sure

It’s the Toronto media we’re talking about, they’re worst than a bunch of ravenous dogs!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

awwww....

PPP ♥ chemmy

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2008 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

LD!!!!!!!!!!1
=)

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Chemmy does bring the fun

As for ‘shops, anybody who is in to image manipulation but without access to Photoshop should check out the GIMP – stands for “GNU Image Manipulation Program” – it’s open source image editing software. It takes a little getting used to if you’ve previously been exposed to Photoshop, but the GIMP is powerful and free.

The GIMP comes in handy not only for cooking up funny stuff, but also for editing/correcting digital photos. I’m just sayin’.

Downloadable at http://www.gimp.org/

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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Dec 9, 2008 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

If you’re used to using Photoshop you can download Gimpshop which is the GIMP tweaked to resemble Photoshop as much as possible.

I rock Photoshop CS3.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

CS3...

I heart that program. At least until the younger better looking program comes out.

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by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2008 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Decent summary of the game from The Drake at TML News Ticket.

by general borschevsky on Dec 9, 2008 10:13 AM EST reply actions  

Sportsnet Announcement...

I was at the gym for the second half of the game, listening on the radio. What did they say about my man-love Tomas?

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

Nothing important or my email and cell phone would be exploding.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Frantisek (a much under utlized handle and my suggestion to any of you expecting little ones in the new year, you can lie and claim the diminuitive “Fran” is an homage to Salinger) Kaberle got hurt again. Maybe that’s what you heard/saw…

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by mf37 on Dec 9, 2008 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought Sifers

played well.

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by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2008 10:54 AM EST reply actions  

I’d have to agree.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Sifers?

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by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Fired.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Call me ignorant

Ishmael

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Dec 9, 2008 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, the less you hear his name, the better he played. Unless he scored a hat trick with a few fights in between. If I’m not mistaken, Sifers took over Kaberle’s minutes on the PK. That’s pretty solid in my books.

by bkblades on Dec 9, 2008 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Per SHF AVG TOI EV TOT PP TOT SH TOT
1 8 00:51 06:51 06:05 00:00 00:46
2 5 00:51 04:16 03:07 00:00 01:09
3 9 00:42 06:19 06:19 00:00 00:00
TOT 22 00:47 17:26 15:31 00:00 01:55

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2008 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

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