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From The Branches - A Call To Arms

Yesterday, I mentioned that, courtesy of Sean, Chemmy, and Mirtle inspiration had struck. Below are the initial fruits of that labour.

For at least the next year, anyone visiting that page will be reminded that the third coming of the rookie goalie saviour was all hat and no cattle. Anyone visiting Wayne Gretzky's page will get a Leafs related surprise. Yesterday I mentioned that I had a surprise (courtesy of Chemmy) in store for today along the lines of the Carey Price sponsorship and that is that Leaf fans own Daniel Alfredsson and Mats Sundin. This means that Leaf fans will decide what both pages will have as their tagline similar to Price's.

Now - this is the call to arms - I wanted to open this idea up to the entire Leaf community. There are numerous targets that we could acquire. Obviously, this takes some funds and I wanted to make this community project. Right now, including two surprises that I have if things go well, my goal is to raise $280. All proceeds will go towards buying sponsorships on Hockey-Reference. My idea for the link that comes with the sponsorship is that it will go to a page that lists all of the Leafs' blogs so if you make a donation and want to participate in the page send me your blog address and I'll include it on the page. Also, once we have the pages paid for we can have a contest to see what the captions will be for Alfie, Mats, and the two surprise sponsorships. Finally, if there are any funds leftover we can run a vote to see who our next target will be. If you are interested in participating you can either send me money via paypal or e-mail money transfer or e-mail me and we can figure out a convenient way. I'll post the totals and receipts to show that all of the money is going towards this great idea.

Update [9:30am] So far, Chemmy, Loser Domi, Eyebeleaf, Sean, Godd and Till, and Greener have all contributed in addition to myself so we are up to $80 out of $280. You could use that $10 towards a pint at the bar or you could donate it knowing that the end result will piss off sens fans for an entire year. I think we all know the smart choice. The beauty is that you don't just have to be a Leafs fan to participate. You just need to hate Alfredsson.

Update [11:46am] Eric McErlain at AOL's NHL FanHouse thinks that Chemmy's plan is sheer brilliance. We are a third of the way towards Phase III of our plan. Is it childish? Sure. Is it hate-driven? Of course. Is this what being a fan is all about? Absolutely.

And for the Chris Pronger haters of the world Greg Wyshynski is offering you the chance to write the caption for Pronger's page. This thing is becoming epic.

  • Steve does a rundown of the rumoured GM candidates. Why doesn't a reporter just admit that they have no clue and basically anyone that's ever worked in the NHL is a candidate regardless of whether they actually meet the criteria set out by the team. Hell, go nuts and include anyone from Europe too.

  • Make your Conference Finals picks here

  • Greener has the transcript of yesterday's news conference.

  • Godd Till has to be on Howard Berger's shit list. Seriously, a Bears jersey? How did Working Class Howard afford that?

  • Gretzky? And he'll bring back Barnett? So, when he was willing to take a paycut to play for the Leafs they said no. Now that he wants to bring his former agent who helped destroy Phoenix and showed no aptitude for management the Leafs will take The Great One? No thanks.

  • They had to wait for a board meeting!?!?! Well, there goes all of my hope for the franchise. Almost all because I kind of trust Uncle Cliff.

  • Want a glimpse of genius? Check out how these guys got booze into the Kentucky Derby. Do they not sell mickeys in the States? Or do they check the crotchal area that diligently?

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sneaking in booze

They do check pretty diligently down here. The goatse guy set a pretty high bar when he smuggled in three handles of vodka to a baseball game.

by Chemmy on May 8, 2008 10:08 AM EDT   0 recs

Damien Cox

has a good article today.  Its on Kuklaskorner.com.  I guess the fact is that if I was Richard Peddie, I wouldn't let anyone else run the Leafs either.  And he is not.  Lets go Caps in 08-09!  

by penaltyshotsca on May 8, 2008 10:09 AM EDT   0 recs

Cox Article

Baloney

If the Leafs didn't fire Cox he'd complain about the incoming GM once again being saddled with a coach that they didn't choose just like JFJ.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 10:53 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm in

so we're up to $60

by eyebleaf on May 8, 2008 10:23 AM EDT   0 recs

Sorry!

I forgot! Just adding you now.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 10:27 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no worries bro...

this is very excite!

by eyebleaf on May 8, 2008 10:41 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No Joke

If we can hit the target the two surprises are epic.

Also, check out Ulf Samuelsson's page.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 10:47 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

man

Don't you people know how to post links on the internets?

by Chemmy on May 8, 2008 10:48 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i sense

much anger in you chemmy

by eyebleaf on May 8, 2008 10:50 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Help me

So far today I've added Bryan McCabe and Chris Neil. Somebody take my PayPal account away before I'm homeless.

Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die. http://www.downgoesbrown.com/

by Down Goes Brown on May 8, 2008 5:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

YES!!

If I had more money I'd own far too many players. Caber AND Neil? massive pickups.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 5:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Woohoo

Pending approval, I just picked up Stajan and I need suggestions for a caption Please leave them in the comments on my blog. Thanks guys!

by loser domi on May 8, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Burns

I could see him coming back if he wanted the job although I have heard that he is pretty happy scouting the golf courses for the New Jersey Devils.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 10:56 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

disappointing

I tried to be a sponsor for the Tie Domi page, but someone else already nabbed it. :/. And the John LeClair page is $40. Aw, crap

by loser domi on May 8, 2008 11:16 AM EDT   0 recs

Yeah

That guy bought up a tonne of players :(

by PPP on May 8, 2008 11:20 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

once a page has been bought...

there's no way one can stage a coup and outbid? i was thinking b/c it's just wrong that Loser Domi doesn't have Tie's page...

by eyebleaf on May 8, 2008 11:23 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

outbidding

somehow I doubt that. You're right though--it seems wrong

by loser domi on May 8, 2008 11:30 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck

It was only $10 for Tie Domi, I was going to buy it and include the word "loser" in the caption.

by Chemmy on May 8, 2008 11:34 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn

Maybe you can contact the person to get Domi.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 11:40 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Alfie description

Inspired by "The Instigator", how about "...and a muppet shall lead them" (I'm too lazy to look up the original comic

by loser domi on May 8, 2008 11:29 AM EDT   0 recs

maybe

If profanity is allowed I think the caption should be: "Daniel Alfredsson is a fuck faced weasel".

If not, it's a tossup between "Will never be as good as Mats Sundin", or "Would have been pumping gas by now if not for Dany Heatley."

by Chemmy on May 8, 2008 11:36 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Alfie and Mats

It definitely should reference that he'll forever be in Mats' shadow.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 11:43 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i like

will never be as good as mats...

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

what a bitch that alffie is

by eyebleaf on May 8, 2008 11:42 AM EDT   0 recs

Sponsorship

Stop by Cox Bloc for another annoucement re: sponsored pages (it's in the comments).

Alfie's should simply say: "Can't beat Toronto."

by Godd Till on May 8, 2008 1:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Scavenger Hunt at CoxBloc!

CoxBloc Challenge

I wonder how long it'll take for the answers to show up in your comments.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 1:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Darn

Oh well. Here's hoping he has a non-descript career. I can't imagine not having a coach or GM could have helped. What a shame.

by PPP on May 8, 2008 4:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

CoxBloc Challenge Spoiler!

Todd Gill, Vesa Toskala, Jim Korn, Jiri Tlusty.

by general borschevsky on May 8, 2008 3:52 PM EDT   0 recs

Running list
Running list of hockey-reference.com hijinks:
http://downgoesbrown.blogspot.com/2008/05/funny-hockey-referencecom-sponsorships.html
Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die. http://www.downgoesbrown.com/

by Down Goes Brown on May 8, 2008 8:06 PM EDT   0 recs

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