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From The Branches - The Big Reveal

So we've had back-to-back big days. Wednesday had a hint of what was to come while Thursday unveiled Project Mayhem without the explosions and fights or the blood. Basically, our goal is to buy up rivals, give them funny captions, have them link to Leafs blogs, and then laugh at our rivals when they inevitably get worked up about it.

Things kicked off with the purcahse of this youngster's page:


Our nefarious plot then moved to secure the greatest Maple Leaf ever, Mats Sundin, to safe guard him from opposition fans. Chemmy then made the suggestion that made kicked this plot into high gear: grab Daniel Alfredsson. And we did. Through our fundraising efforts we have now paid for both sponsorships ($80) and we can kick off phase II and I can reveal the two secret targets:

The franchise pages for the Montreal Canadiens and the ottawa senators.

This is huge. This means that no matter what page people go to see whether it's their skater registry, season leaders, career leaders, or any page under the franchise page they will see whatever message we put up. The cost is $200 for the two pages and we already have commitments for $40 so we are just $160 short. Spread the word and help us reach our goal. Anyone that wants to donate can do so via Paypal or can e-mail me to arrange another way via e-mail. The sponshorship comes with a link which I am going to direct to a compilation of links sent in from each person that donates. You can have it link to your blog or to a charity or another page (within reason).

Sean has a roundup of Leafdom's assault and you'll get to see where CoxBloc's cash went. Mirtle is trying to compile the blogosphere's purchases.

So I'll open up the comments to suggestions for Mats and Alfredsson's caption. The limit for the caption is 255 characters so use as little or as much as you'd like. Try to start a new comment thread for each suggestion. If you like it reply to it and if you have a new one post a new comment. That way I can get an idea of which are the most popular and then we can have a run-off vote if needed. Also, Loser Domi needs some help coming up with a caption for Matt Stajan.

As always, here are some links to help pass the day:

  • Chemmy follows this Hockey-Reference.com phenomenon to its hilarious ends. Possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long long time. For the record, I wasn't belittling, I was being facetious!

  • MF37 has an amazing piece on hope and Maple Leaf fans and it doesn't end with the conclusion that there is none. Great way to start the day.

  • Sean did it! A perfectly logical and optimistic post to end optimism week. I knew he had it in him.

  • Steve joins MF37 in frustration about how the sports media in this city (and country) can cherry pick facts and their editors turn a blind eye. Remember when editors used to actually do work? Yeah, me neither.

  • Greener and Moose have a podcast. I haven't listened to it yet but after reading that description I can't wait to go on living my life.

     
  • Tim Wharnsby finally puts those Ken Holland rumours. Will anyone in the Toronto media listen? My guess is no.

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Chris Neil, you hockey-reference page has been updated.

Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die. http://www.downgoesbrown.com/

by Down Goes Brown on May 9, 2008 10:24 AM EDT   0 recs

Awesome

Great choice of quotation. Now maybe you could have it link to a page with this.

by PPP on May 9, 2008 10:32 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Sample

The Jagr caption is the brilliance we are trying to match.

by PPP on May 9, 2008 10:31 AM EDT   0 recs

Caption Suggestions

Here are some of the ones from yesterday...

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:38 AM EDT   0 recs

Loser Domi

"...and a muppet shall lead them"

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:38 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Chemmy # 1

Daniel Alfredsson is a fuck faced weasel

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:39 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Chemmy # 2

Will never be as good as Mats Sundin

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:39 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Chemmy # 3

Would have been pumping gas by now if not for Dany Heatley

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:40 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

My Suggestion

Forever in Mats' shadow

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:40 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Eyebeleaf

Will never be as good as mats

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:40 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Godd Till

Can't beat Toronto

by PPP on May 9, 2008 11:41 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

golden

i think this sums up his career...we gotta go with this one

by eyebleaf on May 9, 2008 1:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Aldredsson's Caption

"Go ahead and write it, I guarantee we'll win the Cup." - Daniel Alfredsson, 2004.

by mf37 on May 9, 2008 12:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Front-Runner

And that's basically impossible to overcome but I'll give everyone until the end of the day.

Now, let's work on Mats'!

by PPP on May 9, 2008 1:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It's over.

We have a winner.

Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die. http://www.downgoesbrown.com/

by Down Goes Brown on May 9, 2008 1:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Need your feedback

I'm badly tempted to buy Bryan Murray's page.

The idea would be to keep the existing sponsorship text, but modify it slightly so it read something like:

"Our primary shupport comes from usersh like you. Shponshor thish page for $40 per year."

Too subtle? Below the belt?

Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die. http://www.downgoesbrown.com/

by Down Goes Brown on May 9, 2008 1:39 PM EDT   0 recs

Murray

I almost got it last night!

I like the idea of emphasising the lisp. I would maybe think it was below the belt if I didn't refer to him as The Lisp, The Professhor, or Sylvester over at the BoO.

Sounds good to me :)

by PPP on May 9, 2008 1:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

that is fucking hilarious sean. oh my.

by eyebleaf on May 9, 2008 1:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Captions

Stajan - "MAAAAAAAAAATT STAAAAJAAAAAN"

Chris Neil - "behind only Chris Pronger in both douchbaggery and tooth gap"

Mark Bell - "Ding Dong, The Witch is dead"

Andrew Raycroft - "Well Shit.."

by jaredolondon on May 9, 2008 5:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Nice

Raycroft's definitely has to display his casual attitude to life as well as to stopping pucks.

by PPP on May 9, 2008 6:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

caption

I was thinking either the "MAAAAAT STAAAJAAAN" or something to do with cajuns...hmm...maybe "MAAAAAAAAAATT STAAAAJAAAAAN is a goal-scorin' cajun, ah gar-un-tee!"?

by loser domi on May 10, 2008 11:44 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Love It

Maybe toss in a link to that commercial on YouTube and you have a winner.

by PPP on May 10, 2008 11:57 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

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