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FTB - Good Guys Finish in Calgary

The road to Hell is paved with the best of intentions, and in the case of EX-Leaf Darcy Tucker, that means a certain well meaning blunder on his part will lead him right into the Calgary Flames dressing room.

Darcy's (im)perfect folly was in taking the much fabled, rarely seen "Hometown Discount" when he negotiated a new contract with JFJ a year and a half ago. By doing something we all wish more players would do; take a little less to stay and help the team financially, Darc effectively gave future GM Cliff "Thousand Yard Stare" Fletcher the rope he'd need to hang him. It's kind of like in movies about time travel where you're not supposed to touch or do anything in the past that might adversely affect your future. Well, let's just say that by making that deal in the past, Darcy Tucker stopped his mom and dad from kissing at the dance.

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By taking less, Darc made himself easier to buyout. The Leafs could stomach eating his contract cap hit. If he'd gotten his full value (remember this was after he had gone74/28/33/61 in 05/06, sending every single cross-crease pass someone named Kyle sent over to him into the net) he'd have been too expensive to buyout, and Fletcher would have picked on someone else. Need proof? Sure. Its name is      B. McCabe.

  • Still on Tucker, Moose continues to indulge himself during "Moose Week" by offering some great, bi-partisan perspective on the Leafs, Fletcher, the buyouts, the lot. I'll let Moose have his fun for now, but when I get home my crystal egg better be on the mantel where it belongs!
  • At Down Goes Brown, Sean brightens our morning with a nightmare scenario involving Jason Blake. He then threatens to hurt himself. Someone in the Ottawa area please call Kids Help Phone.
  • Steve writes the Wellwood now lives in B.C. story so you don't have to. Great, Kyle now lives in Vancouver. As if he didn't get the munchies enough already.
  • Now we know where every female blogger/reader in North America hangs out. They're at Wrap Around Curl and I Mean, We Got Guys..., and not because Jared of London is practicing nunchuks without his shirt. It's because my lovelies Heather and Jenn have broken the mold yet again and unveiled phase 2 of their online photo poll "Hottie Hockey Dreamy Team". Last week was goalies, this week, it's defensemen. Next week, it'll be Leafs Bloggers. Oh my God, can you imagine?
  • General Borschevsky starts his post on Raycroft using alliteration, and it's all uphill from there.

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nunchucks

So someone DOES watch my webcast!

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 26, 2008 9:40 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They’ll have a hard time with Leafs Blogger hotties since there aren’t many photos of me on the internet.

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"there aren’t many photos of me on the internet."

On behalf of the straight/bi women eveywhere, I thank you. :P

by loser domi on Jun 26, 2008 6:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ouch

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* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 27, 2008 9:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait, there’s this photo:

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by Chemmy on Jun 27, 2008 9:43 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait....what?

why are you groping Sundin?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 27, 2008 10:08 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

groping sundin is fun

www.sportsandthecity.com

Where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Jun 27, 2008 10:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it looks

like Chemmy is trying to give Sundin some sort of oral pleasure. I’m sure if he were there he’d appreciate the effort, Chemmy

by loser domi on Jun 27, 2008 5:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why weren’t you groping Sundin when he played for Toronto?

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 27, 2008 2:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

photo

My avatar is the only photo I allow in the internet, anything else would be like taking off Clark Kent’s glasses and slicking his hair back.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 27, 2008 10:45 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cheers!!!

Don’t forget the dedication to eyebleaf. Wouldn’t want him to miss the big moment.

by general borschevsky on Jun 26, 2008 11:44 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

About the egg...

...where did I put that pimp’s phone number?

by Moose (HSHS) on Jun 26, 2008 12:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh man

oh man

I don’t… I mean

I’m not sure if we can even let you comment here, oh man.

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 1:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MOOSE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

He Score, He Shoot! Soon to Be Announced As the New Leafs GM

by Greener on Jun 26, 2008 1:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get some plastic bags and some oxyclean to get the blood out we need to clean up this mess before PPP comes back.

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 1:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chemmy, just stay cool, stay cool! PPP won’t be back for…OH GOD, IT’S EVERYWHERE!

He Score, He Shoot! Soon to Be Announced As the New Leafs GM

by Greener on Jun 26, 2008 2:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 2:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ps. You have to be John Travolta.

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by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 2:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m sorry Chemm, but you got me in a red zone.

He Score, He Shoot! Soon to Be Announced As the New Leafs GM

by Greener on Jun 26, 2008 2:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where the hell is loser domi right now?

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* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 2:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She went into the bathroom to powder her nose.

He Score, He Shoot! Soon to Be Announced As the New Leafs GM

by Greener on Jun 26, 2008 2:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s more of an LA thing than a New England/Quebec thing.

If she’s still in QC it’s more likely she went to the bathroom to get away from the lumberjacks and smell of poutine.

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 2:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hungry

Damnit, now I want a Royal with Cheese.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 26, 2008 5:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jared, go down to Big Kahuna. It’s that Hawaiian burger joint.

He Score, He Shoot! Soon to Be Announced As the New Leafs GM

by Greener on Jun 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HI!

Sorry, I was ACTUALLY working, you lazy bums. And whoever made the photoshop of Tucker wins a bright shiny +7 from me.

Since we’re talking Pulp FIction here, I always hated that scene with the needle of adrenelinem (has always dreaded needles)—I remember my boyfriend at the time holding my hands away from my eyes so I could see it.

by loser domi on Jun 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks D. All the pictures I use I make. It’s just one more way to serve you, the home viewer.

He Score, He Shoot! Soon to Be Announced As the New Leafs GM

by Greener on Jun 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoalts

writes about retro-look-Leafs featuring possibly Roberts, Joseph, Jason Smith, and Mr.T
Also a list of who makes less then McCabe and by how much.

by general borschevsky on Jun 26, 2008 12:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly we got rid of Tucker I’m ready for everyone to go. Let Sundin walk, convince Kubina and McCabe not to stick around, start icing nothing but young kids. The Leafs will finish dead last, they’ll draft high, young kids will get good experience, and in four years or so Toronto will be ready to exercise some serious UFA money.

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jun 26, 2008 2:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Chemmy...

1) I agree with you there, more kids the better. Losing only builds character at the begining of a career, not at the end.
2)Prediction: Tucker in Pittsburg. Not based on any knowledge or fact, it’s a 1 in 29 chance, but I can’t get it out of my head. 2nd Prediction: If he goes to Pittsburg, so does the Cup.

by general borschevsky on Jun 26, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

retro look

Maybe it’s the terrible summer cold I have, but I initially read that list as including “Joeseph Smith” and I was all, “The Mormon guy? That IS retro” Mr. T can’t play in the corners, though.

by loser domi on Jun 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jibba Jabba

T always was more of a crease player, he pitys those goalies

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McCabe

told to stay home?

www.sportsandthecity.com

Where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Jun 26, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is gonna get uuuuuugly

by LeafFanInVan on Jun 26, 2008 3:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let the soap opera begin. I’m really glad this isn’t happening with Tucker.

by rob m. on Jun 26, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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