Perhaps Fletcher isn't the genius we thought he was
by Chemmy
on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM EDT
SilverFox:We're prepared to offer you a four year contract.
TheBird:A four year contract? For how much money? I made $450k last year so I'm looking for a big raise. I'm thinking $3,750,000 would do it.
SilverFox:Three point seven five million dollars? Per year? That's an awful lot for a player with less than 100 NHL games of experience.
TheBird:Per year? What are you talking about? I meant $3.75 for all four-
SilverFox:But you drive a hard bargain. Fine. $3.75 million per year.
TheBird:No I think you misheard me I-
SilverFox:Here in Toronto we're committed to rebuilding this team with anyone who is twenty eight years old and looking for a paycheck.
TheBird:But I... wait. Yeah. Absolutely.
***TheBird signs the contract as rapidly as possible and runs out of the room laughing***
SilverFox:Somebody send in Niklas Hagman. This wheelbarrow full of money isn't going to burn itself.
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Yeah, pretty much
I’m not even sure that Finger would be in the Leafs top-6 defencemen as is what the fuck
by handknit on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT 0 recs
Confusion
The problem here is Fletcher thinks “tanking” is stockpiling as much money into random players as you can.
by camThor on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT 0 recs
Well, if Fletcher spends enough money on terrible players, the next GM won’t be able to win games for the next four years thus guaranteeing high draft picks.
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by Chemmy on
Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT
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DON'T FORGET
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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT 0 recs
nice!
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by eyebleaf on
Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM EDT
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
...and now it’s my turn to get high.
Is Taco Bell open for breakfast or I have to do to Burger King?
by general borschevsky on
Jul 2, 2008 8:11 AM EDT
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bwahahaha
+50. between the chat and the photo, I can’t possibly top it. Damn.
by loser domi on
Jul 2, 2008 6:12 PM EDT
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I was wondering when you were going to stop by.
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by Chemmy on
Jul 3, 2008 12:26 PM EDT
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Well, I’m 21 and could use a paycheck. I can’t skate or play, but damn, I’ll take a paycheck
by loser domi on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT 0 recs
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