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Perhaps Fletcher isn't the genius we thought he was

***WELCOME TO LEAFS CHAT***


SilverFox:We're prepared to offer you a four year contract.

TheBird:A four year contract? For how much money? I made $450k last year so I'm looking for a big raise. I'm thinking $3,750,000 would do it.

SilverFox:Three point seven five million dollars? Per year? That's an awful lot for a player with less than 100 NHL games of experience.

TheBird:Per year? What are you talking about? I meant $3.75 for all four-

SilverFox:But you drive a hard bargain. Fine. $3.75 million per year.

TheBird:No I think you misheard me I-

SilverFox:Here in Toronto we're committed to rebuilding this team with anyone who is twenty eight years old and looking for a paycheck.

TheBird:But I... wait. Yeah. Absolutely.

***TheBird signs the contract as rapidly as possible and runs out of the room laughing***

SilverFox:Somebody send in Niklas Hagman. This wheelbarrow full of money isn't going to burn itself.

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Yeah, pretty much

I’m not even sure that Finger would be in the Leafs top-6 defencemen as is what the fuck

by handknit on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT   0 recs

Confusion

The problem here is Fletcher thinks “tanking” is stockpiling as much money into random players as you can.

by camThor on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Well, if Fletcher spends enough money on terrible players, the next GM won’t be able to win games for the next four years thus guaranteeing high draft picks.

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* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

DON'T FORGET

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

nice!

www.sportsandthecity.com

Where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
...and now it’s my turn to get high.
Is Taco Bell open for breakfast or I have to do to Burger King?

by general borschevsky on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

bwahahaha

+50. between the chat and the photo, I can’t possibly top it. Damn.

by loser domi on Jul 2, 2008 6:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I was wondering when you were going to stop by.

Darcy Tucker Fan Club*
* Blog contains less than 2% Darcy Tucker by weight.

by Chemmy on Jul 3, 2008 12:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, I’m 21 and could use a paycheck. I can’t skate or play, but damn, I’ll take a paycheck

by loser domi on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT   0 recs

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