SilverFox:We're prepared to offer you a four year contract.
TheBird:A four year contract? For how much money? I made $450k last year so I'm looking for a big raise. I'm thinking $3,750,000 would do it.
SilverFox:Three point seven five million dollars? Per year? That's an awful lot for a player with less than 100 NHL games of experience.
TheBird:Per year? What are you talking about? I meant $3.75 for all four-
SilverFox:But you drive a hard bargain. Fine. $3.75 million per year.
TheBird:No I think you misheard me I-
SilverFox:Here in Toronto we're committed to rebuilding this team with anyone who is twenty eight years old and looking for a paycheck.
TheBird:But I... wait. Yeah. Absolutely.
***TheBird signs the contract as rapidly as possible and runs out of the room laughing***
SilverFox:Somebody send in Niklas Hagman. This wheelbarrow full of money isn't going to burn itself.