Perhaps Fletcher isn't the genius we thought he was
by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM EDT
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SilverFox:We're prepared to offer you a four year contract.
TheBird:A four year contract? For how much money? I made $450k last year so I'm looking for a big raise. I'm thinking $3,750,000 would do it. SilverFox:Three point seven five million dollars? Per year? That's an awful lot for a player with less than 100 NHL games of experience. TheBird:Per year? What are you talking about? I meant $3.75 for all four- SilverFox:But you drive a hard bargain. Fine. $3.75 million per year. TheBird:No I think you misheard me I- SilverFox:Here in Toronto we're committed to rebuilding this team with anyone who is twenty eight years old and looking for a paycheck. TheBird:But I... wait. Yeah. Absolutely.
***TheBird signs the contract as rapidly as possible and runs out of the room laughing*** SilverFox:Somebody send in Niklas Hagman. This wheelbarrow full of money isn't going to burn itself.
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Yeah, pretty much
I’m not even sure that Finger would be in the Leafs top-6 defencemen as is what the fuck
Confusion
The problem here is Fletcher thinks “tanking” is stockpiling as much money into random players as you can.
Well, if Fletcher spends enough money on terrible players, the next GM won’t be able to win games for the next four years thus guaranteeing high draft picks.
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...and now it’s my turn to get high.
Is Taco Bell open for breakfast or I have to do to Burger King?
by general borschevsky on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I was wondering when you were going to stop by.
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