FTB - Let It All Out

by Chemmy on Jul 10, 2008 7:29 AM EDT

This morning's Leafs news:

Apparently the Leafs don't understand the rules, Frogren's contract rejected by the NHL.
Steve over at HockeyAnalysis gives a more in depth look at the Frogren contract snafu.
Puck Daddy has a "wacky thought", what if Mats Sundin signs in Toronto? Ps. Greg, I would buy a tacky poster like that in a second.
Your favorite fill in writer on this site won a contest today, from Boston Red Sox blog "Sox Monster"! Thanks Dan!

For some morning content, don't you just hate Alf?

Continue reading for more fun at Ottawa's expense.

Our resident angry guy, Jaredoflondon, wrote up a list of his favorite least favorite things about the Dynasty That Never Was:

Chris 'I'll fight anyone smaller than me' Neil, This gap toothed wonder is a walking commercial for birth control. Face washes, hit and runs, and picking guys 6 inches shorter and 30lbs lighter to fight, You're not Chara, Neil, you can find someone your own size to pick on.

Jason 'Giggles' Spezza not being able to go a whole interview without
chortling like a group of potheads exchanging Simpsons quotes. King of the no look pass, feeds off of the souls of kittens, or atleast thats what I've heard.

They reside in Ottawa, home of "The Man" and no one likes the government.

The S-s-s-stuttering Spartan. Actually, this is a good thing, they will NEVER live that down.

Their core fan base is made up mostly of no-good turncoats. These fair weather fans had better bring their umbrellas this year. And no, you can't come back to our side when Tavares wins the Leafs the cup in 2010-2011.

Their fans 'Lets boo the other teams captain because they boo ours'. On the scale of origionality this rates close to barb-wire arm tattoos.

We own their barn when the Leafs are in town. C'mon now, that is just so very sad.

They think the cups from the 20's count for something even. Lest we forget that they didn't exist for 1000 years or so between then and now.

They made Trojan brand condoms a boycot for Leaf fans everywhere. Now what am I supposed to buy? Lifestyles? That sounds like a womans magazine and makes me uncomfortable.

They are the Ottawa [Freakin]' Senators, what other reason do you need?

Feel free to post your favorite Senators moments in the comments below! I'm personally a big fan of this one:

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ps. Somebody let me know if the Lance Bass cover is in poor taste, I’m a bad judge of stuff like that but don’t want to offend any readers or get PPP in trouble.

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by Chemmy on Jul 10, 2008 9:19 AM EDT reply actions

It’s not any worse then a Spartan is it? I’m not a good judge either, but that seemed really gay. Like “hot-sweaty-Fireman-gay”. Your picture of Alfie is more like a metrosexual “I’‘ve-never-really-had-any-luck-with-women-so-maybe-I’ll-try-this-look-for-a-while-happy-gay”. But, like you, I’m a bad judge of these things.

by general borschevsky on Jul 10, 2008 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions

Gay people may take offense.. To Alfredsson being one of them, that is.

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions

Personally, with all the material to work with I think we can do better than “you’re gay” as a putdown.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jul 10, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions

Seconded! Reminds me a bit of Sens fans having fun with that pic of the guy wearing the “blue boy” outfit with a leafs logo on it.. Just sort of too easy and nothing to do with the actual team or rivalry etc..

Weak, ineffective, spineless, cowardly, backhitter, yes.. Gay, no!

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 10, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions

But the Spartan wuz their idea. “Blue boy” didn’t lead our team into the playoffs. Not that there’d be anything wrong with that… making the playoffs, that is.

by general borschevsky on Jul 10, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions

I hear ya, I just thought Daniel Alfredsson looks like Lance Bass when I made that pic. Anti-Ottawa day was a half baked idea, admittedly.

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by Chemmy on Jul 11, 2008 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions

(S)Hit List

that list could have been sooooo much longer

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2008 9:59 AM EDT reply actions

Lifestyles? That sounds like a womans magazine and makes me uncomfortable.

Imagine how it feels to wear a ~~condom logo~~ Trojan on your chest? All Spartan-ishy!

by general borschevsky on Jul 10, 2008 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions

I use trojans by the way.

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by Chemmy on Jul 10, 2008 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions

thanks, we were all curious!

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by eyebleaf on Jul 10, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions

That’s just about the creeiest picture of Daniel Alfredsson ever. Just the eyes are…(shudders). He kinda looks like he’s on lots of coke in that photo (“NoI’mtotallyok whatyoutalkingabout?!”) I second the “we can do better than you’re gay” comments, however.

by loser domi on Jul 10, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions