We're only an hour away from AN IMPORTANT FAN ANNOUNCEMENT, and PPP is nowhere to be found.

*shuffles nervously*

I hope this isn't like Se7en, where inside the mystery box is a human head or anything like that, although if it were Richard Peddie's head with a gift card inside saying that Steve Stamkos refused to sign in Tampa and is playing for the Leafs next season in exchange for McCabe and Ian White maybe that could work out.